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I'm going to create my own Jurassic park

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with real dino's. I already have the dna and a bunch of crazy low-paid bulgarian scientists. Whos with me!!! I'm thinking of central London.

The concept I have is sort of like an amusementpark slash MMA-event.

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  • @Martin McFly said: This shouldn't even be a question. I thought that when everyone signed on, they were aware that this act against God would reside on an island.

    No no no... The last time someone did this on an island, it failed horribly! The clear solution is mainland New England. I suggest the old abandoned Rocky Point Park in Rhode Island (which is not actually an island, by the way). I think some of the old ticket booths haven't burnt down yet.

  • @trocks said: No no no... The last time someone did this on an island, it failed horribly! The clear solution is mainland New England. I suggest the old abandoned Rocky Point Park in Rhode Island (which is not actually an island, by the way). I think some of the old ticket booths haven't burnt down yet.

    But if our park is on an island, we can charge extra for the transportation to and from. If we have living and breathing dinosaurs on our island, people will pay the extra fee. In addition, if we choose an island, we don't have to worry about any property damages in neighbouring areas. I'm not saying that there will be but it doesn't hurt to make some precautions. Funding is absolutely necessary when completing a project of this magnitude.

    We need funding if we plan to expand our park's features and the extra revenue will come in handy. Obviously we will have to add a few extra safety features to ensure our park does not follow a path of destruction and terror like the orginal Jurassic Park did but safety does come first.

    @trocks said: Great list mr McFly. I just wonder. Who is flying the heli's? And I was thinking of getting some Venture Capitalists- the kind of ones that when things starting to heat up, always wanting to visit out-door toilets. I kind of like those.

    Mr. McFly, you pick the island. Ive got my basement. Im satisfied.

    I like the way you think.

    @trocks said: As the head over qualified paleontologist i am going to need a giant trailer,a hat,flannel shirt,a raptor claw, assistant head over qualified paleontologist,and a gun(because everybody knows that when the sh!t hits the fan paleontologists know exactly what to do)

    Done. Since I'm not in charge of financials, contact the thread's creator for all the billing and your employment needs.

  • @Martin McFly said: Our staff list now consists of:

    -Bulgarian scientists
    -A supervisor for the hatchery
    -A voice over/tour guide
    -A Site B owner
    -DNA Splicer
    -A kid with a jeep
    -A math nerd
    -One park warden without credentials
    -An overqualified paleontologist
    -Someone who is able to install locking mechanisms into the jeeps jeep
    -An architect
    -A student training to become an automation/electrotechnology engineer
    -Shaving cream can inspector

    What can possibly go wrong?

    can i be the janitor?

  • @hamza721 said: can i be the janitor?

    That depends.

    Are you going to be one of those janitors that end up dancing in the halls and regularly sparking arguments with fire extinguishers?

    Or one of those quirky janitors that say little but contribute to the overall state of the park?

  • @Martin McFly said: Our staff list now consists of:

    -Bulgarian scientists
    -A supervisor for the hatchery
    -A voice over/tour guide
    -A Site B owner
    -DNA Splicer
    -A kid with a jeep
    -A math nerd
    -One park warden without credentials
    -An overqualified paleontologist
    -Someone who is able to install locking mechanisms into the jeeps jeep
    -An architect
    -A student training to become an automation/electrotechnology engineer
    -Shaving cream can inspector

    What can possibly go wrong?


    Well I am sorry to say that my park is already complete, and is opening next year. We dont need all of those people btw because our park was designed to be able to run off of minimal staff by our computer dude... so HA!

  • @RexMaster said: Well I am sorry to say that my park is already complete, and is opening next year. We dont need all of those people btw because our park was designed to be able to run off of minimal staff by our computer dude... so HA!

    Ah, so you've chosen to have your park run with technology and one human computer expert as opposed to different humans of varying skills working collectively as one.

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    Sounds like a flawless plan. Best of luck on your new venture.

  • @Martin McFly said: That depends.

    Are you going to be one of those janitors that end up dancing in the halls and regularly sparking arguments with fire extinguishers?

    Or one of those quirky janitors that say little but contribute to the overall state of the park?

    The janitor that steals all the embryos when he is alone

  • @hamza721 said: The janitor that steals all the embryos when he is alone

    ...

    ...

    ...

    You're hired.

  • Great now all i ask is that i have full acess to the park and its systems as well as the dinos so i can...er study them also because i do not trust computers (call me old fashion)

  • I'm done with the analysis of success rate for the park and tendencies for audience reception. Statistics say this park has a 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 chance of being destroyed by an unfortunate case of bad timing every time you have dinosaurs in your park.


    But 100% satisfaction guaranteed to work otherwise. Only ratings will blow.

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