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I'm going to create my own Jurassic park

posted by asyncus on - last edited - Viewed by 2.3K users

with real dino's. I already have the dna and a bunch of crazy low-paid bulgarian scientists. Whos with me!!! I'm thinking of central London.

The concept I have is sort of like an amusementpark slash MMA-event.

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  • @Bombillazo said: I'm done with the analysis of success rate for the park and tendencies for audience reception. Statistics say this park has a 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 chance of being destroyed by an unfortunate case of bad timing every time you have dinosaurs in your park.


    But 100% satisfaction guaranteed to work otherwise. Only ratings will blow.

    Being the mathematician that I am, I have to ask how you came to the conclusion that Pi would be the best representation of our failure rate.

  • I'd also like to be head of public relations.

  • Public relations? In that case, all I want you to do is answer the question listed below to the best of your ability.

    Why are manhole covers round?

  • I'm gonna create my own park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!

  • @corruptbiggins said: I'm gonna create my own park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!

    You're a man with ambition and simple tastes; I respect that.

  • @FPug said: I'd also like to be head of public relations.

    If he's going to be head of public relations i wanna be the poster boy for jurassic park. Nothing says come to our park like a poster of a paleontologist holding a shotgun.

  • A park would be nice enough, but in my opinion the ultimate goal should be managing to successfully transplant human brains into T-Rex bodies.

    Something that would obviously make the world a more perfect place... evolution managed to come up with much cooler looking bodies way back then, before those meteors or whatever it was put an end to that... which gave rise to much better intelligence, but trapped within much more lame bodies.

    So we should combine the best of both, keeping our intelligence intact while changing from our crappy human bodies into awesome gigantic T-Rex ones.

    Potential naysayers should simply be eaten by the new, superior T-Rex people.

  • @Martin McFly said: ...

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    You're hired.

    woot!

  • @Martin McFly said: Ah, so you've chosen to have your park run with technology and one human computer expert as opposed to different humans of varying skills working collectively as one.

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    Sounds like a flawless plan. Best of luck on your new venture.

    I love this guy! There is nothing more to it!

  • You are going to need somebody to feed the dinosaurs...plenty of cows and donkeys are required. I will be in charge of that.

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