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From the desk of the Bad Translator

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It's simple really. Just take something that you've gotten from The Bad Translator and paste is here

For example:

"Hey Sam, is "Pronto" a real word?"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Tuesday is a good thing."

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  • Original Text: I have a feeling this won't work.

    20 Translations later Bing Gives us:

    "I might not work impression, in."

  • "I am the potato man! You know its true!"

    After 35

    "We can actually potatoes."

    I like this one:

    "The final battle begins."

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "At the beginning of the war."

  • @RetroVortex said:
    I like this one:

    "The final battle begins."

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "At the beginning of the war."

    Man I love it when it gives stuff like that.

    "This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eyes can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny."

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "See the test consists in form and in my eyes, I do not know, such as Parfait, examination."


    Original text:

    "Let's make this showy!"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "You can get Flash!"

  • Okay. Lets just do loads of these everyone.

    Then we can record ourselves saying these.
    (So we can pretend to be bad voice actors)

    EDIT:

    "Honour. Justice. Thats is all a true warrior needs!"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Organization of the African Union that real warrior?"

    EDIT 2:

    "Everybody was kung-fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning. In fact it was a little bit frightning. But they fought with expert timing. "

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "The same spelling and sound. Phu cat Barack Version of Kung Fu Fraitning won very quickly."

    Its like some ancient art:
    Phu cat Barack, legendary Kung Fu Fraitning warrior, stored his techniques within ancient magic scrolls, that could only be activated by the same spelling and sound as the masters words

  • Original Text: "If you hate your job, you don't quit. You just come in every day, and do it extremely half-assed. That's the American way."

    35 Translations later, Bing gives us:

    "This hate "* sp within a certain period of time and at a later time. Halvasid. "AS WELL."

    Question: THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

  • Original text:

    "It's simple really. Just take something that you've gotten from The Bad Translator and paste is here For example: "Hey Sam, is "Pronto" a real word?" ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Tuesday is a good thing." "

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "It is very easy. Sorry, but I know that in the world am I? "in 35 Bing document added inventory:" Halo ""


    Original text:

    "The cake is a lie!"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Pie charts!"

  • Original text: "You can't get ye flask."

    35 Translations later Bing gives us:

    "Yes."

    So I actually could get ye flask the whole time? Mind= Blown.

  • "Wonder woman "
    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:
    "No wonder woman"

  • You crack me up, little buddy

    35 translations later:

    [Rutkowski revocation]

    "I really enjoy posting on the Telltale Games forum."

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Under the banner (ı) "r" game"

    I think Telltale Games' new slogan should be: Telltale Games, Under The Banner We Bring Our R Game

  • me"[RIGHT]...35 translations later Bing gives us:[/RIGHT]
    "The European Union."

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