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It's simple really. Just take something that you've gotten from The Bad Translator and paste is here



For example:

"Hey Sam, is "Pronto" a real word?"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Tuesday is a good thing."

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  • Original text:

    "All your base are belong to us."

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Located in the United States."

    Arabic : وكل قاعدة الخاص بك ملك لنا.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Bulgarian : Всички си база принадлежат към нас.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Catalan : Tots els seu base pertanyen a nosaltres.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Chinese Simplified : 你所有的群属于我们。
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Chinese Traditional : 你所有的群屬於我們。
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Czech : Všechny vaše základní patří k nám.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Danish : Alle dine base tilhører os.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Dutch : All your base belong to us.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    English : All your base belong to us.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Estonian : Kõik oma baasi kuuluvad meile.
    Back to English : All your base belong to us.
    Finnish : Kaikki base kuuluvat meille.
    Back to English : All base belong to us.
    French : Base tous nous appartiennent.
    Back to English : All base belong to us.
    German : Alle Base gehören zu uns.
    Back to English : All base belong to us.
    Greek : Όλα βάσης ανήκουν σε εμάς.
    Back to English : All base belong to us.
    Haitian Creole : Tout baz pou nou.
    Back to English : All base for us.
    Hebrew : בסיס כל בשבילנו.
    Back to English : Basis of all for us.
    Hungarian : Nekünk is alapul.
    Back to English : Based on the us.
    Indonesian : Didasarkan pada kita.
    Back to English : Based on the us.
    Italian : Basato su noi.
    Back to English : Based on us.
    Japanese : 私たちに基づきます。
    Back to English : Based on the us.
    Korean : 미국에 기반합니다.
    Back to English : Based in the United States.
    Latvian : Kas atrodas Amerikas Savienotajās valstīs.
    Back to English : Located in the United States.
    Lithuanian : Įsikūrusi Jungtinėse Amerikos Valstijose.
    Back to English : Located In The United States Of America.
    Norwegian : Hotellet ligger i de forente stater.
    Back to English : The hotel is located in the United States.
    Polish : Hotel znajduje się w Stanach Zjednoczonych.
    Back to English : The Hotel is located in the United States.
    Portuguese : O Hotel está localizado nos Estados Unidos.
    Back to English : The Hotel is located in the United States.
    Romanian : Hotelul este situat în Statele Unite.
    Back to English : The hotel is located in the United States.
    Russian : Отель расположен в Соединенных Штатах Америки.
    Back to English : The hotel is located in the United States of America.
    Slovak : Hotel sa nachádza v Spojených štátoch amerických.
    Back to English : The Hotel is located in the United States of America.
    Slovenian : Hotel se nahaja v Združenih državah Amerike.
    Back to English : Hotel is located in the United States of America.
    Spanish : Situado en los Estados Unidos de América.
    Back to English : Located in the United States of America.
    Swedish : Beläget i Amerikas förenta stater.
    Back to English : Located in the United States of America.
    Thai : ตั้งอยู่ในสหรัฐอเมริกา
    Back to English : Located in the United States.
    Turkish : Amerika Birleşik Devletleri'nde bulunan.
    Back to English : Located in the United States.
    Ukranian : Розташований в Сполучених Штатах.
    Back to English : Located in the United States.

    Anybody else notice that it always seems to be Hebrew that totally sends the translation into left field?

  • "How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "The professional relationships between Jurassic perhaps what to do."

    Spanish : Qué apropiado, lucha como una vaca!
    Back to English : What appropriate, fight like a cow!
    English : What appropriate, fight like a cow!
    Back to English : What appropriate, fight like a cow!
    Vietnamese : Những gì thích hợp, chiến đấu như một con bò!
    Back to English : What niche, fight like a cow!
    Vietnamese : Những gì thích hợp, chiến đấu như một con bò!
    Back to English : What niche, fight like a cow!
    Greek : Τι εξειδικευμένες, καταπολέμηση σαν μια αγελάδα!
    Back to English : What niche, fight like a cow!
    Czech : Jaké nika, boj jako kráva!
    Back to English : What niche, fight like a cow!
    Chinese Traditional : 什麼好位子,像一頭母牛的戰鬥 !
    Back to English : What good seat, fight like a cow!
    Greek : Τι καλό κάθισμα, καταπολέμηση σαν μια αγελάδα!
    Back to English : What a good seat, fight like a cow!
    Polish : Jakie dobre stanowisko, walki podobnie jak krowy!
    Back to English : What a good position, fight like a cow!
    Ukranian : Те, що хороші позиції, боротьба, як корова!
    Back to English : What a good position, fight like a cow!
    French : Quelle bonne position, lutte comme une vache !
    Back to English : What good position, fight like a cow!
    Bulgarian : Какви добра позиция, борбата като крава!
    Back to English : What a good position, fight like a cow!
    Swedish : Vad en bra position, kampen som en ko!
    Back to English : What a good position, fight like a cow!
    Vietnamese : Những gì một vị trí tốt, chiến đấu như một con bò!
    Back to English : What a good position, fight like a cow!
    Danish : Hvad en god position, kamp ligesom en ko!
    Back to English : What a good position, fight like a cow!
    Vietnamese : Những gì một vị trí tốt, chiến đấu như một con bò!
    Back to English : What a good position, fight like a cow!
    Hebrew : איזו משרה טובה, הקרב כמו פרה!
    Back to English : What a good job, the battle as a cow!
    Swedish : Vad ett bra jobb, slaget som en ko!
    Back to English : What a good job, the battle as a cow!
    Hungarian : Milyen egy jó munkát, mint egy harci!
    Back to English : What a good job as a combat!
    Bulgarian : Какво добра работа като битка!
    Back to English : What a good job as a battle!
    Danish : Hvad er et godt job som et slag!
    Back to English : What is a good job as a slap!
    Russian : Что такое хорошая работа как пощечина!
    Back to English : What a good job as a slap in the face!
    Bulgarian : Какво добра работа като slap в лицето!
    Back to English : What a good job as a relation in the face!
    Finnish : Mitä hyvää työtä kuin liikesuhteen edessä!
    Back to English : What does a good job as a business relation in front!
    Greek : Τι κάνει καλή δουλειά ως επαγγελματική σχέση προς τα εμπρός!
    Back to English : What does a good job as a professional relationship forward!
    Danish : Hvad gør et godt stykke arbejde som en professionel relation fremad!
    Back to English : What does a good job as a professional relationship forward!
    Italian : Che cosa fa un buon lavoro come attaccante rapporto professionale!
    Back to English : What does a good job as striker professional relationship!
    Haitian Creole : Sa fè yon bon travay kòm lyen pwofesyonèl grevis!
    Back to English : What do a good job as professional ties striker.
    Latvian : Ko darīt labu darbu kā profesionālas saiknes streikotājs.
    Back to English : What can I do a good job as a professional link striker.
    Chinese Traditional : 作為一個專業的連結射手好我可以做什麼。
    Back to English : As a professional link shooter well what can I do.
    Danish : Som en professionel link shooter kan godt hvad jeg gøre.
    Back to English : As a professional link shooter may well what I do.
    Hebrew : כקישור מקצועי היורה עשוי היטב מה לעשות.
    Back to English : Professional link Jurassic may well what to do.
    Lithuanian : Profesinius ryšius Juros periodo gali gerai, ką daryti.
    Back to English : Professional relations between the Jurassic may well what to do.
    Greek : Οι επαγγελματικές σχέσεις μεταξύ Jurassic μπορεί να καλά τι πρέπει να κάνετε.
    Back to English : The professional relationships between Jurassic may well what to do.
    Dutch : De professionele relaties tussen Jurassic wellicht wat te doen.
    Back to English : The professional relationships between Jurassic perhaps what to do.

    I think my favorite is, "What a good job as a slap in the face!"

  • Original text:

    "moo baa lalala"

    ...10 translations later Bing gives us:

    "His remains, real estate"

  • Original text:

    "Card games on motorcycles!"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Bad infrastructure"

    Arabic : ألعاب الورق على دراجات نارية!
    Back to English : Card games on motorcycles!
    Bulgarian : Игри с карти в управлението на мотоциклети!
    Back to English : Card games on motorcycles!
    Catalan : Jocs de cartes a motocicletes!
    Back to English : Card games to motorcycles!
    Chinese Simplified : 在摩托车上的纸牌游戏 !
    Back to English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    Chinese Traditional : 在摩托車上的紙牌遊戲 !
    Back to English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    Czech : Karetní hra na motorce!
    Back to English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    Danish : Card game på en motorcykel!
    Back to English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    Dutch : Kaartspel op een motorfiets!
    Back to English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    Back to English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    Estonian : Kaardimäng mootorrattal!
    Back to English : Card game on a motorcycle!
    Finnish : Korttipelin moottoripyörä!
    Back to English : Card game motorcycle!
    French : Moto de jeu de carte !
    Back to English : Moto card game!
    German : Moto Kartenspiel!
    Back to English : Moto card game!
    Greek : Moto παιχνίδι!
    Back to English : Moto game!
    Haitian Creole : Moto jwèt!
    Back to English : Motorcycle seem foolish:
    Hebrew : אופנוע נראה טיפשי:
    Back to English : Motorcycle looks silly:
    Hungarian : Motorkerékpár buta úgy néz ki:
    Back to English : Motorcycle looks silly:
    Indonesian : Motor tampak konyol:
    Back to English : Motor looks silly:
    Italian : Motore sembra sciocco:
    Back to English : The engine seems silly:
    Japanese : エンジンは愚かです。
    Back to English : Engine is stupid.
    Korean : 엔진은 어리석 다.
    Back to English : Engine is ridiculous.
    Latvian : Dzinējs ir smieklīgi.
    Back to English : The engine is ridiculous.
    Lithuanian : Variklis yra juokingi.
    Back to English : The engine is ridiculous.
    Norwegian : Motoren er latterlig.
    Back to English : The engine is ridiculous.
    Polish : Silnik is horrible.
    Back to English : The engine is horrible.
    Portuguese : O motor é horrível.
    Back to English : The engine is horrible.
    Romanian : Motorul este oribil.
    Back to English : The engine is horrible.
    Russian : Двигатель попало.
    Back to English : The engine is horrible.
    Slovak : Motor je hrozné.
    Back to English : The engine is terrible.
    Slovenian : Motor je grozno.
    Back to English : The engine is terrible.
    Spanish : El motor es terrible.
    Back to English : The engine is terrible.
    Swedish : Motorn är fruktansvärt.
    Back to English : The engine is terrible.
    Thai : เครื่องยนต์เลวร้าย
    Back to English : Evil engine
    Turkish : Kötü altyapısı
    Back to English : Bad infrastructure
    Ukranian : Погано інфраструктури
    Back to English : Bad infrastructure

  • Original text:

    "I am error"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Fortunately,"

  • "outhouse"

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "You can use them"

    yes, yes I can.

  • Original text:

    "Do not want."

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "I really like it."

  • "I was going to translate this myself until I took an arrow to the knee. "

    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "If the scaled down version of the striking, in the spring and the knees, you can do OK."

  • @GuruGuru214 said: "Fruit trees, trees and tree wooden accessories?"

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    "hello i'm the nostalgia critic i remember it so you done have to"
    ...35 translations later Bing gives us:

    "Hi, I would like to see criticism of nostalgia."

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