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Ducks Invincible Killing Squard

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All hail King Duck! We are D.I.K.S. and we will protect Duck, few at first, and slowly we will grow. We shall thrust our views into anyone who will listen, and those that won't will feel the tip of our spear. Oh good help you if you make Duck angry for we shall become red swollen monumental shaking with his rage. Some will come seeking his wisdom after being led by false prophets, and in the end The World shall know only Ducks D.I.K.S

Anyone see the new game with Ellen Paige? Looks hot, I hope she likes Duck grrr.

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  • @Dildor said: So, you are making a club that obsesses over a little boy, and thrusts themselves into anyone who disagrees? Sounds illegal, man. Try not to get too red and swollen, this is getting awkward. Almost as awkward as the name "Duck's Diks."

    says the guy called dildor LOL

    seriously if you going to troll be more freaking original....

    LMFAO...

  • Alright Everyone Pack it Up Dildor Ruined the Joke! Nobodys getting cake

  • This thread made me choke on my cuppa with laughter :(.

  • @Dildor said: So, you are making a club that obsesses over a little boy, and thrusts themselves into anyone who disagrees? Sounds illegal, man. Try not to get too red and swollen, this is getting awkward. Almost as awkward as the name "Duck's Diks."

    Just can't keep D.I.K.S out of your mouth can you?:eek: It's alright Duck is forgiving. He also said he would try to follow the rules set forth by The Queen, and told me to spread his proclamation : A man was driving in alaska on a cold snowy day and his truck broke down. So he calls Auto repair, and waits what seems like forever for the repair truck to arrive. Finally it arrived, the repairman walked over grumpy, popped the hood, took one look and knocked on the drivers window, and says "Think you blew a seal". The driver says "No that's just frost on my mustache".

  • DZ

    you know when You make the innuendo obvious it's not as funny ?

    i believe the mods may take objection to male phalic obsession...and these forums are mean't to be family friendly ;)

  • @Milosuperspesh said: DZ

    you know when You make the innuendo obvious it's not as funny ?

    i believe the mods may take objection to male phalic obsession...and these forums are mean't to be family friendly ;)


    Agreed.
    Nothing screams family-friendly like bestiality blowjob jokes!

  • @Dildor said: Agreed.
    Nothing screams family-friendly like bestiality blowjob jokes!

    oh gawd it's got worse !

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    Vainamoinen Moderator

    *sigh*

    And here I thought the roleplaying was kept in ONE thread. I might have to move all that stuff into the "Forum Games" section eventually... until then, continue under supervision. ;)

    Nothing against the phallic obsession though. Some years ago, we even had an entire dozen page thread just about... well, the opposite. Still, there are limits.

  • End of TWD game: Duck grows up and ends up writing/directing/producing Avatar.

    EDIT: real story!

  • Are we calling Duck, Ron Howard... I dont even care if Ron Howard was involved with Avatar thats just what im going with

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