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The boy just ain't right :) What's he going to do next?

posted by CiscoKidd81 on - last edited - Viewed by 1K users

I would never treat a real life child this way but since it's a game it's different.

Does anyone else out there find it hilarious that Duck is so stupid? I want to like the kid but I'm just having such a hard time. The writers can't get rid of him Duck is single handed the comic relief in the video game.

I have to wonder who the creators of the game based his character on in real life. They seem to just have it out for the poor kid.

At the beginning his own father (Kenny) freely admits that his off spring is such a block head not even the end of world phases him. "He makes up for it in enthusiasm" that's like saying in the bathroom Duck sometimes points up at his face instead of down at the urinal cake...!

After that Duck causes his first kill and is not even noticeably sad.... He decides to start up the tractor he was playing on and run over poor Shawn I swear he was smiling at one point.

The apple does not fall far from the tree since Kenny can't even tell Herschel that he's sorry his son Duck ran over Shawn with the tractor.

I can't believe on the Farm that the game writers did not have Duck peeing on the electric fence. What a missd opportunity. All I can say is thank goodness Duck was not with Mark and Lee during the tractor scene with the arrows. Duck might have decided to run over Lee and Mark then drive the tractor in to a ditch.

Moving along Duck proves he has ADHD at the dinner table when despite Lee's best effort to say hey your eating a person Duck continues to eat Mark's leg. What's worse is Duck noticably wants to keep eating Mark. Everyone is like OMG and Duck is there with fork is mouth about to scream "Pass over those 2 meatballs please"

I don't know. I just can't get on the side of poor old Duck.

What do yur guys think.. Is Duck gonna cause another death in Episode 3? Perhaps they will head back to the drug store and Duck can eat a tube of Preparation H? Duck could root through Carly's purse and find her secret toy she really needs those batteries for. The possibilities are hilarious and endless.

You never know Duck could figure out that since a zombie bites kills a human Duck could make the connection that if he eats or bites a zombie it will bring the zombie back to life.

Anyway what do you guys think Duck will do or cause in episode 3??

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  • @CiscoKidd81 said: He the best damn actor I have ever seen if that's the case.

    I have two nephews, who on occasion do the dumbest things and when you ask them why, they invariable answer "I dunno". I think it's just a boy thing and Clem is just more mature because that's a girl thing.

  • @Cyreen said: I have two nephews, who on occasion do the dumbest things and when you ask them why, they invariable answer "I dunno". I think it's just a boy thing and Clem is just more mature because that's a girl thing.

    Yup. I have seen my share dumb things. I have watched my teen age boy drive the garden tractor too close to obstacles and get stuck. I have seen my daughter color on the wall.

    That's the thing about it. I love kids. But it's something about Duck that curls my skin.

  • @LordRaymond said: Leave the poor special needs kid alone.

    If he was a special needs case then I would have a different opinion.

    It's not like Kenny said here is my son Dan, Dave, or Roy who has has this condition that we make the best of.

    Kenny said here is Duck.. We call him that because he is basically so slow he has no idea zombies have risen from the dead. If you come across a quart of motor oil just give it to him and tell him it's a milkshake and watch nothing phases him like water off a ducks back.

  • I don't know if you've noticed, but Kenny's a bit of a wanker. I suspect poor little Duck is going to evolve over the course of this game.

  • @Cyreen said: I don't know if you've noticed, but Kenny's a bit of a wanker. I suspect poor little Duck is going to evolve over the course of this game.

    Yea all Duck has to do is evolve a little more to make it past Kenny. Kenny seems to be between Chimp and Gorilla on Darwins theory of evolution scale.

  • @Cyreen said: I don't know if you've noticed, but Kenny's a bit of a wanker. I suspect poor little Duck is going to evolve over the course of this game.

    Hopefully Duck will evolve from the clueless boy he was to a mature kid that saves the group's life.

    Everybody: "Thanks a lot, Duck! You just saved our lives!"

    Duck pulls off a smirk.

  • @Zeruis said: Hopefully Duck will evolve from the clueless boy he was to a mature kid that saves the group's life.

    Everybody: "Thanks a lot, Duck! You just saved our lives!"

    Duck pulls off a smirk.

    You never know sometimes even a blind squirrel finds a nut :)

  • @CiscoKidd81 said: You never know sometimes even a blind squirrel finds a nut :)

    thanks been looking for that phrase for ages !

    really covers a lot of debate on this forum ;)

  • While yes Duck annoys me and i wish i could ducktape his mouth shut, we all know at least one kid or adult that just has to talk all the time. Hopefully Clem will realize she doesn't have to be polite all the time and justs tells Duck to shut up. Clem is at one end of the spectrum, the quiet, shy kid, and Duck is at the extreme other end, a outgoing kid that never shuts up. Bad thing is if Duck is special needs, like ADHD, his medication is out, and he is only going to get worse.

  • @godzilla999666 said: While yes Duck annoys me and i wish i could ducktape his mouth shut, we all know at least one kid or adult that just has to talk all the time. Hopefully Clem will realize she doesn't have to be polite all the time and justs tells Duck to shut up. Clem is at one end of the spectrum, the quiet, shy kid, and Duck is at the extreme other end, a outgoing kid that never shuts up. Bad thing is if Duck is special needs, like ADHD, his medication is out, and he is only going to get worse.

    I wonder what his real name is........

    A descent twist would be if Duck was involved in his moms death somehow and Kenny had a breakdown...

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