So, it finally happened. Our lovable protagonist has been bit and is entering the final chapter of his life, and you don't know how to handle it. Fear not! This handy guide will give you all the information you need on how handle the grieving process and come to terms with our hero's inevitable demise!
Step 1 - Denial:
Promptly grab hold of your monitor and scream profusely. The louder the better. Throw in some swear words too! The more the better! I recommend a good regimen of "NONNONONON OMFG NO!!! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!" "NOWAYTHISSIREAL!". I also recommend using the rewind feature repeatedly to attempt different outcomes! Try and waste a good hour or 2 on this alone!
Step 2 - Anger:
Immediately access your forum account and spam repeated threads titled F@$&! YOU TELLTALE!, I AM GOING TO BURN THEIR STUDIO DOWN! and THIS IS THE WORST PIECE OF WRITING I HAVE EVER SEEN! The more rage the better. Be irrational whenever possible! Use caps on every post you make to really get your anger across. Immediately reply to any post with any sign of positivity with cuss-words, flaming and venom.
Step 3 - Bargaining:
Time to get those online petitions going! Inform Telltale exactly how to do their job! We all know how well the Bring Carley Back petitions worked so lets do it again! I recommend sending them the following suggestions:
Lee is immune!
Those are just scratches!
The walker bit his watch!
There is still time to amputate!
The power of love will save him!
Step 4 - Depression:
This will be the most difficult stage to get through. I recommend a warm blanket and some hot cocoa. Ice cream is also a great remedy. If you have access to puppies and kitties those will work wonders for you as well!
Step 5 - Acceptance:
Wait until episode 5 arrives. Start it up, and realize one thing. Lee is dead. DEAD. Let him do his thing, save Clementine and GO OUT LIKE A BOSS! Play through episode 5, pour a nice cold drink for the man and toast his memory. Celebrate the life he led, do not fear its end.