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I found this game on SMBZ forum (back when it was active). Here's how you play it:

Person 1 askes a question in "What would happen if" style (you'll see my question as an example).
Person 2 answers on that question in a funny or in a serious way (even though we know which one is more fun to play with ;) ), and then askes a new question.

Use the most of your imagination! :D

Time for question one! Since I'm the one who started the game, I'll do the honor xD :

What would happen if Apple opened a bakery? (like iPwns and iSmacks weren't enough...)

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  • @Chyron8472 said: What would happen if Double Fine merged with Telltale?

    The Answer
    The world would lose Tim Schafer and Ron Gilbert to a games company who concentrates on making dumbed down, licensed games. Their first collaboration at Telltale would be on the title 'Twilight - Love Conquers All, With Sparkles'.

    The masses celebrate by applauding like a bunch of lobotomised seals. The traditional adventure game crowd shrugs at the predictability of it all, like a spouse in an abusive relationship, having just been given their daily beating.

    What Would Happen If...
    ...my aunt had bollocks?

  • @St_Eddie said:
    What Would Happen If...
    ...my aunt had bollocks?

    You'd have an uncle instead?

    What would happen if someone managed to achieve a reproducible cold fusion reaction? (I'm actually pretty interested in this answer)

  • @Alcoremortis said: You'd have an uncle instead?

    What would happen if someone managed to achieve a reproducible cold fusion reaction? (I'm actually pretty interested in this answer)

    The Answer
    They'd be proud of themselves.


    ... Sorry, that was rubbish. Um...

    What Would Happen If...
    Someone else managed to achieve a reproducible cold fusion reaction?

  • @St_Eddie said:

    What Would Happen If...
    Someone else managed to achieve a reproducible cold fusion reaction?

    it would be the start of a new technological revolution that can design technology and technological infrastructures that can rely on infinite renewable energy

    what would happen if we invented the star trek replicators?

  • Laziness would run rampant. Most people would have no reason to work, because their replicator would create everything they need; and most businesses would die because no one would need their products.


    What would happen if cows had hands?

  • @Chyron8472 said: Laziness would run rampant. Most people would have no reason to work, because their replicator would create everything they need; and most businesses would die because no one would need their products.


    What would happen if cows had hands?

    if they suddenly just got hands we would just have meals with cow hands in it, but if they had evolved hands it would be because they walk upright like us and with that they can carry things and use tools and with that their evolutionary advantages would shift towards intelligence, and then depending on the timing of all this they would probably be extinct because they would be a threat/competition to humans not food to breed so therefore more likely to not exist any more.

    what would happen if we knew (with 100% certainty) the planet was going to explode in ten years?

  • @Chyron8472 said: What would happen if cows had hands?

    Answer
    cowbbq.jpg@Chyron8472 said: what would happen if we knew (with 100% certainty) the planet was going to explode in ten years?

    Answer
    We would all run around, doing what ever we wanted (which would primarily consist of having sex with each other). It would be like the last days of Rome.

    What Would Happen If...
    ...respectable music, film and games dominated the top ten charts, as opposed to complete garbage?

  • @thestalkinghead said: what would happen if we knew (with 100% certainty) the planet was going to explode in ten years?

    At least one person would spend time building a spaceship to send his newborn son to a distant planet in the hope that he might gain superpowers. Said child would die of starvation (not to mention potentially old age) long before he reached any useful destination.

    @thestalkinghead said: What Would Happen If...
    ...respectable music, film and games dominated the top ten charts, as opposed to complete garbage?

    One man's junk is another man's treasure; so what is garbage to you is replaced by what is garbage to someone else.

    What would happen if... a hyperkinetic rabbity-thing won the next election for President of the United States?

  • Then a dog wearing a suit and that hyperkinetic rabbity-thing would start going on more adventures.

    What would happen if a Mario game came out on PS3, Wii U and Xbox 360?

  • Nintendo would lose any hope of selling Wii U systems if Mario was on the others.

    What would happen if we stopped asking about hypothetical video game releases in this thread?

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