Why am I doing this too? I don't have a clue. Goodbye.
Oh wait, I remember. I was playing this game for the first time today, and I have never in my life seen such a poor, lazy excuse for an adventure game. Flight of the Amazon Ass is good, Simon the Saucer of Pee-D is BAD, but this game is UGLY. It didn't end there, though, because as the game progressed, I began to realize it's not just a game anymore.
It's a terrifying, disgusting, vile trip through HELL, and MUST BE DESTROYED!
Or I'll just Let's Play it so you can feel my pain and torment for yourself.
Let's Play....Escape From Delirium...YOU GODDAMN SONS OF BITCHES
Er...sorry.....sorry. Inhale. Exhale. Now let's examine the title screen first. It's a sunset. With birds flying around. The title is on a flag....and what kind of a flag? It kind of looks like a pirate scroll/flag doesn't it. This game has nothing to do with pirates or scrolls. Just keep this in mind.
So let's see how long it takes this game to be odd.
What is the what? Press Start.
Wha- 0 Seconds to be completely wrong.
(Just in case anyone wonders....I'M NOT DOING THE ZOOMING. THE GAME IS. The game keeps SLOOOOOOOWWWWWLY zooming in on it's pixel blobs!)
I might actually have to do a zoom count, just so I don't keep having to show every single LONG zoom.
All right, so let's move o-
This looks really eerily familiar doesn't it. I wonder why. Anyway, this guy's rope snaps and he falls down into the hole.
By the end of this you'll wish he had died a painful, slow death. Trust me.
Man..I'm getting a sense of deja v- wait...
(Sure, I reused the layout for a campfire from MI2 in MY game...BUT I DIDN'T STEAL AND RECOLOR GUYBRUSH'S BLOODY SPRITE.)
To be continued....after I get a BIG drink....you guys haven't seen anything yet.