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Your favorite quote from each character

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For example, here's mine-
Kenny: "Where's you get the bottle?!" "-Fouuund it =D"
Lee: " Batteries? You sure you can handle those?"
Ben: "(Clementine) Chuck gave us candy! Ben too! (Ben) *Looks up, chewing*"
Chuck: "Y'all want some candy?"
Doug: "It was Morse code"
Carley: "Take a page from Lee's book and try helping somebody for once"
Clementine: " Don't lick the salt lick, it's horrible" - Did you lick it? "I don't know"
Beatrice: "GO AWAY!!"
Larry: "I've got charm comin' outta my ass"
Mark: " Don't... eat... dinner..."
Travis: "Shut up, Ben! My dad was special forces, i know what I'm doing!"

This is a long list but it's just an example.

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  • Bandit 1: "Yeah, we ate it all. What are you gonna do about it?
    Bandit 2: "Fuck you!" *Bam* *Bam* "Fuck" *Bam* "You." *Bam* "Fuck" *Bam* "You. Asshole!"
    Everyone else: O.o

    Lee: "That little girl is in my care. We've been through more together than you can imagine! Anyone who tries to get between me and her-ANYONE-is gonna wind up dead!!! You hear me!?"

    Molly: "Nice group you got there."
    Lee: "Not the time Molly." >.>

    Duck: "Ew, it smells in here."
    Clementine: "Like shit, right Lee?"
    Lee: *Stares at Katjaa* "..."

    Shawn: "Tell him what you saw out there Lee!"
    Lee: "..."
    Shawn: "Lee, tell him!"
    Lee: "..."
    Shawn: "Tell him!"

    Clementine: "He's just always blaming me for stuff."
    Lee: "Like what?"
    Clementine: "Like putting a bug on his pillow."
    Lee: "Did you do it?"
    Clementine: *Evil smile* "...Yes."

    Lee: "Did you find anything else."
    Duck: "No. Nothing but bugs under the stairs. Don't tell Clementine."
    Lee: "Okay... I won't."

    Lee: "Put the gun down bitch!"
    Brenda: *Bam* "I told you!"

    Lilly: "I'll die out here..."
    Lee: "I don't care."

    Mark: *Crawling* 'Pleaseeee.... Someone...." I don't know why it makes me laugh.

  • Bandit 1: "I think it's time we hash out some terms."
    Bandit 2: "I don't like no hash."

  • Lot of these are paraphrased but you get the point.

    Lee: “If [Omid was] me [he’d] be a foot taller and fifty pounds heavier.
    Clementine: “We don’t leave friends behind. That’s my vote!
    Chet: “Nice to meet yall.” ^_^
    Andre: “Officer Mitchell.” -_-
    Hershel: “When someone asks for your name, you give it to them, unless that name is no good.
    Shawn: “As far as babysitter’s go, I think you’ve earned yourself a tip.
    Duck: “I’m the foreman! Lift with your back Shawn!” =D
    Katjaa: “Most trouble I ever had was getting [Duck] to use a fork.
    Kenny: “Man, I’m from Florida. Sometimes crazy shit just comes out of my mouth.
    Carley: “Hey! My family isn’t a bunch of meth-riddled forest people, they’re fucking Lutheran!
    Doug: “It’s universal, but not that universal.
    Lilly: “If you’re worried about everyone’s mood, go have an ice cream social!
    Ben: “[Lilly] scares the crap out of me.” O_O
    Larry: “Christ Daddy-O! Sorry the people with the food and defenses didn’t tickle your pretty pink ass!
    Mark: “Say something to turn [Andy] on again.
    Andy: “You’re a strange guy Lee.
    Danny: “Gun like this keep you warmer than any woman on a cold night.
    Jolene: “Right through your BAWLS! String up on that tree there!
    Brenda: “That’s not a very nice thing to say.”
    Omid: “Our cat’s gonna be pissed.” =(
    Christa: “Be more afraid of groups of living men.
    Chuck: “Ask not for whom the bell tolls…
    Molly: “In the end, the dead always win.

  • Lee I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
    Carley It's all in the reflexes.
    Lilly Go ahead, make my day.
    Larry Braaaaaaaaains.....
    Ben Game over man, game over!
    Clem I see dead people.

  • @DreadMagus said: Lee I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
    Carley It's all in the reflexes.
    Lilly Go ahead, make my day.
    Larry Braaaaaaaaains.....
    Ben Game over man, game over!
    Clem I see dead people.

    ....I... don't think those are quotes...

  • Lee: No! You don't touch that boy! You don't touch anybody! I've got a little girl I'm trying to protect here. You wanna get violent you old fuck? Well come on! You better have a plan to kill me though, because it's ME before anyone else in here!
    Clem (when learning Duck got bit): I don't feel good.
    Kenny: Nobody else gets eaten today. Especially a good friend.
    Katjaa: The right thing is just scary some times.
    Duck: It's a goat, right?
    Doug: Holy molly! *munches biscuits
    Carley: The last thing we need is drama here.
    Lilly: When food is low, I'm a goddamned Nazi!
    Larry: I got charm coming out of my ass.
    Ben (when asked to shoot any walkers getting in): You know you're talking to ME, right?
    Christa: I don't believe in strength in numbers.
    Omid: You ruined that dude's face.
    Chuck: Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee.
    Mark:Welcome to the family, kid.

  • Man to many to choose from! :D I do however have a fondness for a particular line of Kenny's in episode 4 where he says something along the lines of "Well shit everyday is a school day!".

  • Many to choose from, but one of them makes me laugh on every run:
    Kenny: The fucking invalids?
    Omid: Well, their actions contradict your characterization, but yeah... the invalids.
    Kenny: I don't give a shit if their fucking make-a-wish was a fucking boat ride, theeey fucked us!

  • LEE- You got anything to say to that lil girl you say it me......fucker.

  • Lee: "Are you dead? HEY, ARE YOU DEAD?!"

    Kenny: "You've always been there for me, Lee. Always had my back when it mattered. What kind of friend would I be if I wasn't there for you now? Bitten or not, I'm with you to the end. You can count on me."

    Clementine: "Ben is my friend. We don't leave friends behind."

    Larry: "I've got charm coming out of my ass."

    Travis: "Shut up, Ben! My dad was special forces, I know what I'm doing!"

    Chuck: "You gotta consider her a living person. That's it. You're either living, or not."

    and my favorite:
    Omid: "Well, at least it doesn't look like a death trap."

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