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What will the dialogue sound like? Winners Announced!

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This was a thread floating around before the original Poker Night released: guess and make-up some cool conversations the characters of Poker Night 2 might have. Want the TTG developers to insult your writing skills and laugh at your out-of-character writing? Post right here!

Also, as of April 3rd, the best Community Moderator to ever live, divisionten, is going to be handing out rewards to the best quips which are organized by category. The Best Overall will be rewarded with a copy of Poker Night 2! Any others that are really good for the other categories will be rewarded other Steam games. The deadline's April 15th, so make it snippy!

Remember, you've not only got the poker players, but you also have GLadOS and even the other folks at the Inventory (Moxxi, Max) at the ready. Speaking of GLadOS, let's start off:
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GLadOS: This feels like the appropriate setting for a joke. May I?
Brock: Sure.
Ash: Shoot.
Sam: Alright.
Claptrap: You can do ANYTHING, my beautiful queen!
GLadOS: ...yes, well. A group of five poker players stroll into a speakeasy, and then they get hit with neurotoxin, which invades their lungs, and makes them unable to breathe, killing them. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
*awkward silence*
Claptrap: ...I don't get it.

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  • Claptrap: Nice to meet you! You can call me by my nickname, Claptrap!
    Ash: Ash. Housewares.
    Brock: Samson. OSI.
    Sam: Sam. Non-sequitor.

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    @divisionten said: Just a head's up on the prizes:

    So far I've gathered (other than PN2 for the Overall winner)
    Analogue A Hate Story
    Super Hexagon (2 copies)
    Breath of Death VII and Cthulhu Saves the World
    Sam and Max Season 3
    Antichamber
    Jurassic Park
    Shank 2
    Snapshot (2 copies)
    Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery
    Solar 2
    Beat Hazard Ultra
    Dungeon Defenders
    Gemini Rue
    Sanctum (and all DLC)
    Nimbus
    Virtex Dispenser
    Hard Reset

    As it stands, each winner will get to pick two games. I might even add in another category.

    So these are the currently avalible prizes.... now on to the categories!
    @divisionten said: BEST ONE LINER
    BEST (WORST?) PICK UP LINE/DIALOGUE
    BEST THREAT/TAUNT
    BEST GLOAT
    BEST GROUP CHATTER
    BEST PEANUT GALLERY
    BEST OVERALL

    Since there was SUCH a clear winner for
    BEST (WORST?) PICK UP LINE/DIALOGUE
    I'm doing this first.

    Winner is....

    @divisionten said: Sam: I can't pick that up. No, seriously. I can't pick that up.

    for taking the theme to unexpected places! Go cfh! Pick two games and I'll send you instructions on how to receive them!

    Next category winner will be revealed in about 8 hours.

    Edit: Breath of Death and Cthulu count as a single game; they're only sold as a pack on steam now.

  • Choose the mystery box! Choose the myster - wait, there is no mystery prize...

  • YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thanks, man! Okay, mmmm. I guess I'll pick...

    Antichamber

    Snapshot

    I'm maritzac in Steam :)

    :does a little dance:

  • @crfh said: :does a little dance:

    :makes a little love:

  • @Ryu-Chan said: :makes a little love:

    :gets down tonight:

    Congrats, crfh.

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    divisionten Moderator

    @divisionten said: Analogue A Hate Story
    Super Hexagon (2 copies)
    Breath of Death VII and Cthulhu Saves the World
    Sam and Max Season 3
    Antichamber
    Jurassic Park
    Shank 2
    Snapshot
    Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery
    Solar 2
    Beat Hazard Ultra
    Dungeon Defenders
    Gemini Rue
    Sanctum (and all DLC)
    Nimbus
    Virtex Dispenser
    Hard Reset

    The next winner may pick from the above.

    The next category to win a prize is

    @divisionten said: BEST ONE LINER
    BEST (WORST?) PICK UP LINE/DIALOGUE Winner: cfh
    BEST THREAT/TAUNT
    BEST GLOAT
    BEST GROUP CHATTER
    BEST PEANUT GALLERY

    BEST THREAT/TAUNT

    Straight from the mouth of the passive-agressive GLaDOS, we have:

    @divisionten said: GLaDOS: I’d like to congratulate most of you on your body’s resilience to a room filled with slow-acting Neurotoxin.
    I’d also like to commend another one of you for bravely continuing to spend their last three hours playing a card game.

  • @crfh said: :does a little dance:

    Here, i'll add this dancing Guybrush for ya :D

    :guybrush: :winslow:

  • Well golly, wellgolly, you won some stuff, nice!

    Still keeping my fingers crossed.

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