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What will the dialogue sound like? Winners Announced!

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This was a thread floating around before the original Poker Night released: guess and make-up some cool conversations the characters of Poker Night 2 might have. Want the TTG developers to insult your writing skills and laugh at your out-of-character writing? Post right here!

Also, as of April 3rd, the best Community Moderator to ever live, divisionten, is going to be handing out rewards to the best quips which are organized by category. The Best Overall will be rewarded with a copy of Poker Night 2! Any others that are really good for the other categories will be rewarded other Steam games. The deadline's April 15th, so make it snippy!

Remember, you've not only got the poker players, but you also have GLadOS and even the other folks at the Inventory (Moxxi, Max) at the ready. Speaking of GLadOS, let's start off:
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GLadOS: This feels like the appropriate setting for a joke. May I?
Brock: Sure.
Ash: Shoot.
Sam: Alright.
Claptrap: You can do ANYTHING, my beautiful queen!
GLadOS: ...yes, well. A group of five poker players stroll into a speakeasy, and then they get hit with neurotoxin, which invades their lungs, and makes them unable to breathe, killing them. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
*awkward silence*
Claptrap: ...I don't get it.

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  • [quote=zerosthewizard;783333]sam: I cant use these cards together.[/quote]

    10/10

  • WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO got my games! Thanks, Division-ten!! :D

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    @divisionten said: Analogue A Hate Story
    Super Hexagon (2 copies)
    Breath of Death VII and Cthulhu Saves the World
    Sam and Max Season 3
    Antichamber
    Jurassic Park
    Shank 2
    Snapshot
    Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery
    Solar 2
    Beat Hazard Ultra
    Dungeon Defenders
    Gemini Rue
    Sanctum (and all DLC)
    Nimbus
    Virtex Dispenser
    Hard Reset

    Wellgolly still hasn't claimed prizes, but I'm going to move on. (of course you can claim some, but you may miss out on the one you wanted for being slow).

    The next category to win a prize is

    @divisionten said: BEST ONE LINER
    BEST (WORST?) PICK UP LINE/DIALOGUE Winner: crfh
    BEST THREAT/TAUNT Winner: wellgolly
    BEST GLOAT
    BEST GROUP CHATTER
    BEST PEANUT GALLERY

    BEST PEANUT GALLERY

    THis one wins simply because I can actually see it happening in PN2. It's short zippy, and funny to boot.

    @divisionten said:
    Moxxi: Any one of you fancy a drink?
    (followed by []...)
    Sam: I'd take you up on it if I weren't already working down Max's astronomical gambling tab.
    Max: You can find it near Jupiter! Scientists call it Francis.

  • Excellent, I won something! Hope my stuff was a good read all-around among the two posts I entered with.

    I'll send you a PM with my choices ASAP. I can't find anything on Virtex Dispenser, though, which has me curious.

  • DivisionTen, you are an awesome person. Thanks!

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    @divisionten said: Analogue A Hate Story
    Super Hexagon
    Breath of Death VII and Cthulhu Saves the World
    Sam and Max Season 3
    Antichamber
    Jurassic Park
    Shank 2
    Snapshot
    Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery
    Solar 2
    Beat Hazard Ultra
    Dungeon Defenders
    Gemini Rue
    Sanctum (and all DLC)
    Nimbus
    Virtex Dispenser
    Hard Reset

    Games now as follows. Wellgolly, you wanted Snapshot and something else, yes?

  • Got my stuff! Thank you very much, divisionten, for the contest. I mean I said thanks in private messaging, but I didn't say it in public, so thank you.

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    Hey, wellgolly, made an error... I only had one copy of Snapshot, not two. Please pick some other games! For my incompetence, grab yourself a third.

    And moving on...

    @divisionten said: Analogue A Hate Story
    Super Hexagon
    Breath of Death VII and Cthulhu Saves the World
    Sam and Max Season 3
    Antichamber
    Jurassic Park
    Shank 2
    Snapshot
    Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery
    Solar 2
    Beat Hazard Ultra
    Dungeon Defenders
    Gemini Rue
    Sanctum (and all DLC)
    Nimbus
    Virtex Dispenser
    Hard Reset

    The next category to win a prize is

    @divisionten said: BEST ONE LINER
    BEST (WORST?) PICK UP LINE/DIALOGUE Winner: crfh
    BEST THREAT/TAUNT Winner: wellgolly
    BEST GLOAT
    BEST GROUP CHATTER
    BEST PEANUT GALLERY Winner: spd12

    BEST GROUP CHATTER

    Caution: Dangerous Machinery really did it for this one.

    @divisionten said: IClaptrap: So what's YOUR sign, cutie?
    GLaDOS: Caution: Dangerous Machinery.
    Claptrap: Ooo, I love a challenge.
    GLaDOS: I would love to see you destroyed in a fiery cataclysm of insane proportions.
    Brock: I thought you said you couldn't feel emotions.
    GLaDOS: I am always willing to make exceptions for the appropriate test subject.
    Claptrap: Heh, I think I'm in there.
    Ash: Yeah, sure. Keep thinking that while I get outta the splash zone

  • @divisionten said: Hey, wellgolly, made an error... I only had one copy of Snapshot, not two. Please pick some other games! For my incompetence, grab yourself a third.

    Oh, I thought one copy was all you meant. I'm more than happy with just that, actually!

  • Congrats, Sith Lord of the dark Jedi discipline of group comedy!

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