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What would you do if Larry was the main character ?

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What would you do if Larry was the main character of the walking dead? :D

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    Kill any mustached man I meet.

  • If Larry was Lee in Season 1, I'd think he would play out a little differently than Lee's scenario:

    [The very first scene]
    Cop: We'll, I reckon you didn't do it then.
    Larry: Well, whoop-pe-fucking-do, cop. Let me out and uncuff me, why don't ya?!

    [Speaking to Clementine for the first time]
    Clementine: You need to be quiet.
    Larry: Little girl, you need to mind your manners around adults. And besides I know to keep my trap shut at a time like this...but thanks for the advice.
    Clementine: You're...welcome?

    [Meeting Shawn and Chet]
    Shawn: Holy shit! Don't eat us!
    Larry: Keep your voice down! Goddamn pussies...
    Shawn: Phew. Thought for a second you and the little one were BOTH gonna give us the chomp.
    Larry: Well, maybe tubby over there could make a good meal for them, that's for sure.
    Chet: Excuse me?!

    [Chet introudces himself to Clementine]
    Larry: Shit? The fuck kinda name is that?!
    Chet: What? No! Not shit! Chet! C-H-E-T!
    Larry: Yeah, yeah, keep yer pants on, fatass.

    [Wakes up and sees Kenny for the first time]
    Kenny: Hey, get up--
    Larry: *punches Kenny in the face*
    Kenny: JESUS! You wanna give me a heart attack you damn redneck!
    Kenny: The fuck is your problem, old man?!

    [Sees Duck for the first time]
    Duck: Dad! We're gonna build a fence--
    Larry: Goddamn, I hate that little shit already.
    Kenny: *scowls*
    Duck: *frowns*
    Clementine: Um...what about me?
    Larry: Eh, you're not half bad, kid.
    Clementine: *smiles*

    [Shawn and Duck decision]
    Larry: *sighs, and pushes Duck out of the way and lifts tractor over, saving Shawn*
    Hershel: Thanks for saving my son, but...you still need to get the fuck out of here. Sorry.
    Larry: Okay.

    [Meets Lilly's group]
    Lilly: We can't take risks like this--, Dad? Wha?
    Larry: Lilly, what the hell are you doing here-- *sees another Larry*
    Larry2: ...The fuck? Why is there another m--

    [Universe blows up. Everyone dies. The end.]

    ...Sorry. I got carried away. >_>

  • I'm debating how long the humor would last in having all dialogue choices consist of choosing between contemptuous threats or mildly dickish comments.

    @RichWalk23 said:
    [Speaking to Clementine for the first time]
    Clementine: You need to be quiet.
    Larry: Little girl, you need to mind your manners around adults. And besides I know to keep my trap shut at a time like this...but thanks for the advice.
    Clementine: You're...welcome?

    [Sees Duck for the first time]
    Duck: Dad! We're gonna build a fence--
    Larry: Goddamn, I hate that little shit already.
    Kenny: *scowls*
    Duck: *frowns*
    Clementine: Um...what about me?
    Larry: Eh, you're not half bad, kid.
    Clementine: *smiles*

    [Shawn and Duck decision]
    Larry: *sighs, and pushes Duck out of the way and lifts tractor over, saving Shawn*
    Hershel: Thanks for saving my son, but...you still need to get the fuck out of here. Sorry.
    Larry: Okay.


    Alright, I laughed.

    I think the idea of having someone as overtly abrasive as Larry starting to get attached to Clementine is kind of an amusing concept too.
    Someone like that probably needed a redemption story more than Lee ever did. lol

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