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Who cut off your arm?

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Has someone made a thread like this before if they have I apologise. So if you chose to cut off your arm then who did it. If you show the bite and bring Christa and Omid, Christa will do it, if you bring the whole group or the group without Ben then Kenny will chicken out both times so again Christa will do it. If you hide the bite and bring Ben he will chicken out and you have to do it yourself. I find it funny that Ben fainted I don't know why it was just funny. If you bring Kenny he will do it. If you bring Kenny and Ben then Kenny will do it. If you go alone then you of course cut your own arm off. I hid the bite and at first I brought Kenny and Ben but Ben was use less so I rewinded and only brought Kenny so he cut my arm off both times anyway. Did you show or hide the bite, who did you bring, did you decide to cut your arm off and who did it?

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  • @TeamKennyAlways said: This threads got out of hand the question doesn't matter we're just making hand puns.

    I now retire from the brutal world of hand puns, and hand the torch to you. Godspeed.

  • @zev_zev said: I'm a doctor (beginner) and I know that artery story drag harness very good inhibits blood loss of limb. Lee cut the arm to the elbow, near the joint, harness was imposed above joint, the biceps muscle hands. Therefore it can be concluded that Lee in the worst case had lost 15-20% of the blood. That is a lot, but not enough to cause death. Conclusion: He died of blood poisoning after a bite.

    Or... maybe he suffered a concussion from slamming his head into the morgue table, and then worsening it when the glass slammed into his head?

    Or... a blood infection from lying on the floor with a bleeding-out arm? Or using a saw that was NOT disinfected/sterilized?

    Or maybe from extreme stress and lack of nutrition?

    Or maybe the fact that his hand was still dripping after they made it up the hospital roof, meaning no one cauterized the wound?

    Or maybe it was getting possibly bitten 3+ times from the zombie herd(Happens if too slow)?

    You don't SEE him die, so you can't even call him dead. Do we have proof he did? Yes. Was he showing symptoms of turning? Yes. Doesn't mean he did. Nor do you know the exact reason he 'died'. So in theory, Lee did not die, nor was his status caused by the bite. ;) Psychology ftw xD (Now watch the hating start lol)

  • @Mark$man said: Or... maybe he suffered a concussion from slamming his head into the morgue table, and then worsening it when the glass slammed into his head?

    Or... a blood infection from lying on the floor with a bleeding-out arm? Or using a saw that was NOT disinfected/sterilized?

    Or maybe from extreme stress and lack of nutrition?

    Or maybe the fact that his hand was still dripping after they made it up the hospital roof, meaning no one cauterized the wound?

    Or maybe it was getting possibly bitten 3+ times from the zombie herd(Happens if too slow)?

    You don't SEE him die, so you can't even call him dead. Do we have proof he did? Yes. Was he showing symptoms of turning? Yes. Doesn't mean he did. Nor do you know the exact reason he 'died'. So in theory, Lee did not die, nor was his status caused by the bite. ;) Psychology ftw xD (Now watch the hating start lol)


    Anyway, it doesn't metter, he's dead.

  • I'm not even going to pretend to understand what Marksman said. But Lee is dead.

  • I lol'ed when Lee made the joke his other hand would just get in the way xD
    Or that it was his less important hand.

    Looks like a high five is out of the question, but how about a stump fist?

  • @Rock114 said: I'm not even going to pretend to understand what Marksman said. But Lee is dead.

    Lol I'm not saying Lee is alive man. I was just stating you can't be certain lol.

  • I had Clem blow my brains out. Pretty sure that qualifies as him being certainly dead.

  • Christa. She's the only one I trust with the backbone to finish the cutting and not chicken out halfway.

  • I have to hand it to you, this thread is going out of hand, and now I will escort myself out of the building knowing I made the situation worse.

  • @Rock114 said: I now retire from the brutal world of hand puns, and hand the torch to you. Godspeed.

    Enjoy your retirement but if you ever need a hand with more puns come ask me. Also if you ever want your job back in hand puns I will welcome you back with open arms.

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