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Further dialogue options you wish you had in the game

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Here's a few examples. If you saved Carley instead of Doug:

"I just want to know...why didn't you pick him?"

- Well, I had to make a decision in a stressful kind of environment...
- He told me to hurry up when I was killing my brother. Dick.
- Let's just face it, Carley, you're hot and he wasn't.

If you dropped a salt licker on Larry, but didn't skewer Danny:

"You kill my dad but let this piece of shit live? Fucking asshole!"

- I couldn't murder him in front of Clem!
- Fine. YOU shoot him.
- Well, your dad was a piece of shit too, so...

When confronting the stranger:

"I'd be a better surrogate father than you."

- You've got your wife's head in a bag.
- You've got your wife's head in a bag.
- YOU'VE GOT YOUR WIFE'S HEAD IN A FUCKING BAG.

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  • @o0HeaDShoT0o said: Here's an alternative I think that would've been interesting to do in Shel's story; if you choose to go and kill Stephanie, Shel would actually have an option to grab and take her to the RV with her while aiming the gun at Roman the whole way back.

    "Back the fuck off! All of you!"
    "Shel, what the hell do you think you're doing?!"
    "I'm taking Steph and Becca with me, Roman. The three of us are leaving this place for good! You won't make me kill my friend!"

    Once they get inside, Roman tries to bust his way in until Shel starts the engine and drives them all away from the gas station.

    (I honestly agreed with Stephanie's decision on leaving that place, especially since I chose to let Roberto go and things took a turn for the worse afterwards. But I do think she shouldn't have tried to do it alone; that's (almost) always a stupid thing to do.)

    I would've loved that option.

  • @master psychic said: The argument on the road
    Lilly: So Lee , who stoled our supplies ?
    1) Leonard Steakcharmer
    2) T-H-E-M
    3) Homestar
    4) A three-headed monkey
    5) The Hidden People
    6) Raptors


    2. And then T.H.E.M appear in the time machine and say 'It wasn't us amigos Oh and Did somebody say Birthday?' And Clem gets the best mariachi song Birthday and everyone is so happy that Lilly forgets about the traitor and gest back in the RV and no one dies

  • @Hudomonkey said: 2. And then T.H.E.M appear in the time machine and say 'It wasn't us amigos Oh and Did somebody say Birthday?' And Clem gets the best mariachi song Birthday and everyone is so happy that Lilly forgets about the traitor and gest back in the RV and no one dies


    And here are the dialogues for the other choices .
    1) Lee: It was Leonard Steakcharmer !
    Kenny: Hey you leave my dad out of this Lee .
    Lee: Wait you're dad is Leonard Steakcharmer ?
    Kenny: Yeah ! And my grandma was a saint .
    Lee: Well your grandma is very ugly Kenny .
    Kenny: Not ugly as your dead mom !
    Lee: Your momma has such a ugly moustache , she can't drive a boat !
    Kenny: Your momma is so urban , she managed to pick 30 locks .
    Lilly: Enough ! Let's get back on the topic ! Besides you're mommas are very ugly .
    3) Lee: It was Homestar !
    Lilly just stares at Lee and twitches violently .
    Lee: Ok , that's a no .
    4) Lee : It was a three headed monkey !
    Everybody is silent .
    Kenny: My uncle was a three headed monkey with a moustache .
    Than Lee , Carley , Lilly and Ben give Kenny the " WTF " faces .
    5) Lee: It was the Hidden People .
    Lilly: Hidden .... People .
    Lee: Yes .
    Lilly: WHAT THE FUCK IS A HIDDEN PEOPLE !
    Lee: Well they are ..... red tiny gnomes .
    Lilly , Carley and Ben glare at Lee for five minutes .
    Lee: Well there goes my guess .
    6) Lee: It was the raptors .
    Lilly: Raptors ?
    Lee: Yeah , they are intelligent , they know how to open doors , so i'm sure they also can steal supplies .
    Lilly: ...... EVERYBODY GET IN THE FUCKING RV BEFORE I COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE OF THIS DUMB SHIT !

  • @Hudomonkey said: 2. And then T.H.E.M appear in the time machine and say 'It wasn't us amigos Oh and Did somebody say Birthday?' And Clem gets the best mariachi song Birthday and everyone is so happy that Lilly forgets about the traitor and gest back in the RV and no one dies

    That or when the mariachis appear Lilly shoots them and she asks Lee " They did it ? " " Yup they did it " " Good now everybody get in the Rv before i get a fucking headache from their songs . "

  • When Kenny speaks to you in the drug store

    " we didnt even try to save him, that blood is on OUR hands ya know? "

    really wanted to say " you mean YOUR hands? "

  • Lee and Kenny in the alley with Ben Episode 5:
    Lee: Hell No man I'm not leaving
    Kenny: What did I just say
    Dialogue option if you always had Kenny's back:
    Lee: Kenny You have always had my back and I've had yours, lets do this together.

    I would have loved to say something like that in his final moments.

  • I know there wasn't a dialogue option during this part but whatever.

    Duck: "You can be the Greatest Detective, and I'll be Dick Grayson; your Ward!"

    Lee: "If you're gonna be my ward, I don't really see us as Batman and Robin, we sort of have a more Theon Greyjoy and Eddard Stark type of relationship."

  • When Lee accepts the bottle of whiskey from Kenny in the attic:

    "Why not. It's my last day on Earth. What's it gonna do, kill me?"

  • I hate how when Lee and Clem are moving the table away from the pharmacy door and she asks Lee about his family, you can't answer her, only dodge her question. What if I want to talk to her about his family?

  • Shawn Green " I saw a guy in Atalanta kill a kid, a boy, he didnt even hesitate, he just put the barrel in between the kids eyes and pulled the trigger "

    Lee Everette " Trolol "

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