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Fresh Prince of Macon

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WARNING EXCRUCIATINGLY BAD PARODY AHEAD
I was bored today and was watching Fresh Prince...

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, go take a seat on your bed
I'll tell you how I became the star of a game called Walking Dead

In West Macon, Georgia I was born and raised
In the drugstore is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
Hanging out with my wife after teaching school

When this douchebag of a guy who was up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my wife got scared
Police said, "You're headin to jail, i'd feel sorry if I cared."

The other guys begged and pleaded with him the other day
But I packed up my stuff and went on my way
He drove so fast, crashed, shoulda gotta ticket
I put my foot up to the glass and said, "I might as well kick it"

I whistled for a truck and when it came near
The license plate said "KEN" and had a gun near the mirror
Inside the truck most of the seats were taken
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Macon

We pulled up to the store about seven or eight
And I yelled to the dude, "Don't leave us as walker bait"
Looked at my group, I was an amazing addition
But then we got fucked cause we made some stupid decisions

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