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Dear Mr. Telltale,

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Mr. Telltale,

We hate to tell you and your employees "I told you so". But we actually like to tell you this. We WARNED you about GOOD GRAPHICS. Your fancy suits and computers don't make you spacemen!

We would like to remind Mr. Telltale and his employees of a little-known computer video-game.

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Oh yes, the "Mini-Game". We'd like to draw attention to the fact that this is not "Oh no I don't have eyes" V or "Lookit my weird fire box" V. This is because this is apparently the name of the "big main game" that doesn't work on our computers.

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As you can see, our GOOD GRAPHICS and BLASTULAR PROCESSING allows up to four eyes on screen at a time! Sometimes, your NEW COMPUERS only allow ZERO EYES. And as you can see above, you can't spell GOOD GRAPHICS without two capital eyes!

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I think we have made our point about GOOD GRAPHICS and why your no-box no-floppy not-green-text computers can't make better computer video games than Apple II's and 24 5 1/4 inch floppies.

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