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Mike was born on a space ship in 1812 before being cryogenically frozen for three years while aliens experimented on his frail infant form. He was beamed down to Earth where he was raised by a pack of coyotes and then later a farmer and his family of seven when they killed the coyotes. When he was sixteen a witch doctor placed a curse on him, stating that he would remain immortal until he found the perfect cheese. Thusly, Mike has wandered the planet for the last century and a half in search of the perfect cheese, with little success (he thought he found it once, but it turned out to just be limberger). In his spare time he works on Telltale.com's backend (which is exactly as illustrious as it sounds) and frontend (which is much more illustrious than it sounds).