Can you immitate a Homestar character voice?

[Ben Again]

I ask this because I'd like voice actors for a movie I've started work on. So... I guess this is the auditions place. I hope this isn't breaking any rules... If this is, then... sorry? So yeah. (And, sorry I havn't been here in soooooooo long. But I'm back! :D )

[Majus]

Oh, ah, dude, do you have a text to read? Would like to try. :)

[Ben Again]

Yes, yes I do. A script. And here's the people I'll need: Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar, Marzipan, and... The Judge. And, don't worry if you can do another charactor's voice, but not these. I plan on fittting them all in somehow. Now, as for you to see the script... I dunno. I guess I'll post it here.

[Ben Again]

Here's the script.

[Downtown street, midnight. Empty. Car zooms by. Cut to parking lot booth. Car stops at gate; shows card to scanner. Gate opens, and closes. Car busts through gate. Car stops at top floor. The driver, who remains mostly unseen (and unidentifiable (for the most part)), gets into a golden securicar, and sets off its alarm. Then enters a red one, and starts it. No alarm. Turns to exit, stops, and backs up, smashing the rear doors on a pillar. He then stashes the cash in his own car, and then zooms away. Fade to black. Title and intro credits. Stay black. Alarm clock starts beeping. After it dose so for long enough, a quick fade to a first person view from Strong Bad in bed. He gets up and turns it off. 3rd person until specified otherwise.]

SB(to clock): Ugghh... yu... you broke my dream...

[Fixes breakfast and watches TV. Enter The Cheat]

TC: Meh mi me meh-ma! Meh mi me meh-ma! (We got a problem! We got a problem!)

SB: Aww, dose it have to be now? I just got up!

TC: Meh mi meh-meh-meehhhh! (But it’s im-por-tant!)

SB: Oh, alright. What is it?

TC: Meh-mu mi. (Follow me.)

[Cut to Homestar’s house. There is a huge moneybag on his front lawn.]

SB: Woah, this is important! We could probably steal this, no sweat!

TC: (Affirmative noise)

[Enter Homestar]

HS: Hey, guys! Check it out! I won the lottowee!

SB: Homestar, do you even know how to play the lottery?

HS: No, but you don’t need to play to win, right?

SB: Yeah, uh-

HS: So it’s all good! I’m-a go inside and find out what bills I gotta pay. Then to buy all I’ve evow wanted! See ya!

[He goes inside]

SB: Man, this could be our biggest hit ever! Let’s go home and plan our heist!

TC: (Affirmative noises)

[Cut back to Strong Bad’s basement. Caleb Rentpayer is about to start]

SB: Ooh, ooh, this is the season premier! I gotta see this!

[Intro starts, and is quickly replaced by a news flash]

Newsman: This is a very important thing from the breaking news fax machine! Bubs’ Bank was robbed last night, with a massive quantity of money stolen from a securicar that was parked in the building’s garage. The owner, Bubs, has this to say:

Bubs: When I find out who did this, I’m gunna smash their faces ‘till they ain’t got a head!!!

Newsman: The man who is most... suspected of doing this is named Strong Bad, a repeat offender, who has stolen from Bubs’ other place of operation, Bubs’ Concession Stand, many times. The police report that they have dispatched a S.W.A.T. team to raid his house! Oh, crap, I hope he isn’t watching this! He’d run away now!

This has been Channel 24 news. We spread the word so you don’t have to.

SB: Oh, crap! I can’t get busted by a SWAT team! That’s crazy!

TC: Mer meh meh ma murk meh-da meh! (So let’s get the f@%k outta here!)

[Short musical scene, Song= Event: Let’s make it! Switching between the SWAT team raiding SB’s house, and he and The Cheat escaping out the window, and run real far. The SWAT leave when there’s no sign of Strong Bad. He and The Cheat find a bike, and pedal past a sign that reads: FCUSA City Limits]

[Cut to Homestar’s house, now full of everything he always wanted, and a ¼ empty moneybag]

HS: This lottowee business is gweat! Got my wacecaw bed, flat scween TV, loads of melonaide, and the wights to Fluffy Puff Mawshmallows! Things awe lookin’ good!

[Enter Marzipan]

MZ: Hi, Home- Woah, (concerned) where’d all this stuff come from?

HS: Don’t worry. I didn’t mess up this time! I won the lottewee!

MZ: Remember the last time you ‘won the lottery’? We barley managed to not get sued.

HS: But I weely did win, Mawzipan! Can’t you twust me!?

MZ: I just don’t want you to get into any trouble, Homestar. Just prove that this money really did come from the lottery, and then I can trust you.

HS: Ok, fine then. Just gotta [inspects moneybag] find the wetuwn addwess…

MZ: ‘Return address’?

HS: Yeah! I found this on my fwont lawn this mowning. The mailman musta left it thewe ‘cause he couldn’t fit it in the mailbox!

[Homestar continues searching, finds no address]

HS: Uuh, thewe’s no addwess…

MZ: Ok, Homestar. Time to return all these things.

HS: But, no! It’s my stuff! Stuff I bought with my hard eawned cash!

MZ: How could this be you’re money!? You don’t have a job, none of your relatives are rich, and no one donates that quantity of money to random people! You return or sell everything you got, and I’ll find out who really owns this money.

HS: Beh… Wdjt… yes, Marzipan…

[Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat. They have dropped their bike, and are hiding in a bush within the Cheat Commando Storage Facility play set. Several guards walk by without noticing/caring about them]

SB: Ok, we gotta get far out of FCUSA for a while, and we gotta get there fast. And since we don’t have a car, we’re gunna hitch a ride with these guys!

TC: Meh muh ma-meh mi? (Ya sure about this?)

SB: Yeah! We just gotta wait until one of those barracks comes close, and we’ll hop in the back!

[A little bit latter, a Barracks OL parks right at them. They jump in and hide under a tarp. Some crates and barrels are packed in the truck, some ontop of them. It then drives off. Montage of long drive, until a scene on a wide freeway, wherein the truck has broken down, and the drivers are trying to fix it.]

Cheat Commando Driver 1: Man, what’s up with this truck!?

CCD 2: I think I found out! The rear wheels are scraping against the bottom of the bed. And all that drag screwed up the engine.

CCD 1: Argh! Those idiots! I told them they were over loading these! I’ll toss some boxes, while you fix the engine.

CCD 2: Alright.

[Driver #1 chucks some boxes, and notices an odd shape in one of the tarps. He flings it off, and uncovers Strong Bad and The Cheat.]

CCD 1: Hey, we got stowaways!

SB: Hi…?

[The driver man whips out an SMG, and shoots blindly at SB and TC. They run like crazy around the truck, and eventually some of the bullets hit a few barrels. They explode, the truck explodes, and SB and TC are sent flying upwards. Cut to the cockpit of a passenger jet.]

Pilot: This is Vice Air flight 2856, approaching Central City airport, requesting clearance for landing. Soo… is it clear?

Aircraft Control: Air Canada Flight 2856, you are clear for landing on runway 23.

[Slight pause.]

Pilot: Man, this has been the smoothest flight in ages.

Co-Pilot: Yeah. You never make it through these long distance flights without hitting one storm. Well, not ‘till now.

Pilot: Yeah.

[The plane jostles]

Pilot: Woah, we seem to be going through some turbulence.

AC: …There’s no wind today.

[The flight attendant enters the cockpit.]
FA: Uhh, Dave, there’s a man in a wrestling mask and a little yellow anvil hanging from the left wing!

Pilot: Oh, …crap! What!? Let me see… (sees) Oh, CRAP! What do we do!?

Co-Pilot: (simotaniously) Uhh, this is flight 2856, we have a problem, there’s two guys on the wing.

[Cut to SB & TC on the wing]

SB: We sure are lucky these handles are here… so what now?

TC: Ma mi ma mae mi ma-mou moo ma. (I think the plane is about to land)

SB: Yeah, but they’d arrest us then. And there’s no way we’re gunna bail. That’d be more than painful.

[Crackotage flies his jet in behind them]

Crackotage: I’ve found the invaders, yes I have!
I shall shoot them ‘till they split in half! Hee-hee haa-haa!

[He fires HMG rounds onto the passenger jet’s wing, splitting it. Strong Bad and The Cheat glide down, still holding the section of wing. Due to the shift in weight, the passenger jet leans to the right. Cut back to cockpit.]

Pilot: Woah, crap! We’re veering left!

Co-pilot: And we’re quickly loosing altitude!

Pilot: Mayday, mayday! We’re going down!

[Cut to SB & TC on the wing section. Strong Bad is screaming. A lot.]

TC: Meh meh? (Strong Bad?)

TC: Meh meeh? (Strong Baad?)


TC: Meh meh!! (Strong Bad!!)

[Strong Bad stops screaming]

SB: What, what!?

TC: Mir meh-ming. (We’re gliding.)

SB: Huh? Oh… Hey, maybe we can safely guide it down!

TC: (affermative noises)

[Cut to passenger jet. It lifts its nose up, barely hitting the ground. The right wing tip is busted off when it hits the roof of a building. More came of then last time. The plane veers right, and some more comes off when it hits another building. This time, fuel leaks, and the wing starts to burn. The plane is now falling faster due to less lift because of less wingspan. Luckily, the runway is near. The landing gear is lowered. The plane smacks into the tarmac. The left wing shreds off completely, and the engine blows up. The plane rolls onto its wheels, and leans a bit to the right. The right engine scrapes against the ground, and the sparks ignite the engine. It blows up, too. Somehow, the fuselage is left un-scaved. With the balance problem resolved, it falls back on all it’s wheels, and stops just before the end of the tarmac. (Epic, eh? A huge plane crash, and yet no fatalities! Just bruises. Oh, and the co-pilot went into a coma, but that ended in three hours) Cut to SB & TC.]

SB: Ok, we’re coming in for a landing!

[Strong Bad, when they are a few feet from the ground, shove the wing into the ground. They pole vault over it and land on a road.]

SB: Well, here we are. What’s it’s place. And, we ain’t got any heat on us! Plus I brought my wallet, so we can find a hotel to stay in!

[A cop noticed them (Of course), and realized they were wanted for stealing from Bubs’ Bank. He walks up to them.]

Cop: Uh, sir… I think you know why I’m speaking to you…

SB: Hey, I just… came in for a landing.. heh heh.

Cop: Well, in the process, not only did you damage a park pathway, you also left an aircraft wing in the middle of the road.

SB: Oh, crap, that. I’ll dispose of my wing, and umm… pay for the path?

Cop: But, you know, you look like someone I’ve seen before. On TV.

SB: Well, that’s surprising… you don’t find too many people in wrestling masks and boxing gloves… out on the street. Heh.

Cop: Ya sure it was someone else? (He pulls out a wanted poster for Strong Bad.)

SB: Woah, that… poser! He’s been trying to get me in trouble by committing all his crimes dressed as me!

Cop: Yeah, no. You’re coming with me.

SB: Yeah, no I’m not.

Cop: Excuse me?

SB: I can’t! I gotta take my pet Cheat here to the vet, and I’m already late. Bye now!

[Strong Bad grabs The Cheat’s arm and runs away]

Cop (into radio): Attention all units! I believe I’ve got the Bubs’ robber! And he’s fleeing, so… I’m gunna need backup!

[Strong Bad and The Cheat jump jack a nearby Picador, and floor it.]

Cop: He’s just stolen a car! He’s heading south on Emerald Blvd. in a grey Picador!

[City Escape esq. chase!!!]

[At the end, after smashing the Picador into a building, it won’t start]

SB: Crap, we were almost safe! Crap!

TC: Me mi-ma-moo moh meh. (We probably lost them.)

SB: Yeah, but now where do we go?

[Homestar comes zoomin’ on a Super Scooter, and picks them both up from the collar]

HS: Hey you guys!

SB: HOMESTAR!!?

HS Yeah, it’s me.

SB: But… how? …Did you find us!?

HS: I dunno. Just luck, I guess.

[Strong Bad punches his forehead.]

HS: It looked like you needed a lift, so I gave you one.

[A cop car suddenly blocks the path, and Homestar stops. Four officers pile out, and aim their weapons at Strong Bad and The Cheat.]

Cop: Passengers, step off the scooter and put your hands up.

[They do so. The cops come and give Strong Bad handcuffs, and duct tape The Cheat’s hands to his back (Handcuffs weren’t long enough). They are brought into the back of the police car. Fade to black as they are driven away. Fade in to courtroom. SB and TC now have a lawyer. ]

Judge: …and, more recently, grand theft auto. So, you already have enough evidence against you for at least five years in prison.

SB: Like I said, I didn’t do it! I will admit I’ve stolen before, but never anything of that quantity.

Lawyer: Yes, although there is irrefutable proof for the things my client did while evading arrest, there is absolutely nothing to connect him with the Bubs’ Bank robbery, besides knowing the owner.

Judge: And are there any other suspects in the case? No!

SB: Actually… Before all this started, a man I know, Homestar Runner… he had a huge moneybag on his lawn on the morning after the robbery. He claimed he ‘won the lottowee’. That idiot…

Judge: That idiot, eh? If he’s such an idiot, then how could he have planned such a heist?

SB: He musta done it in his sleep… I dunno, just get him to come here! I’m sure he’ll break under the pressure.

Judge: Hmm. Wasn’t it Homestar Runner who gave you a ride on his scooter?

SB: Yes! He’s in custody now, isn’t he? This’ll be easy!

Judge: Actually, his trial is next. I’ll go get him now.

[Homestar is brought in, Marzipan is his lawyer.]

HS: Ooh, it’s my turn already?

MZ: Let me do the talking, ok?

SB’s lawyer (quietly to SB): How can we prove he did it without proof?

SB: Just see. He’ll crack like an egg.

SB (out loud): Homestar Runner, where were you last night?

HS: Oh, I went out for a-

MZ: He was in bed all night, of course.

Judge: Now, hold on. Let’s hear what Homestar had to say.

HS: Thank you, siw. I went out for a dwive.

Judge: And where did you drive to?

HS: I don’t weally wemembew… I was asleep most of the time.

Judge: You were asleep while you were driving!?

HS: Yeah, I’m actually pwetty good at it.

[Just then, Bubs busts in with a video cassette.]

Bubs: I got it! I know who done it!!! The security film has finally been developed, and here it is on videotape!

Judge: Someone bring in a VCR! This may be the exhibit that ends this nut-case.

[They watch the tape. Homestar is clearly seen.]

Judge: Homestar Runner, you are here-by sentenced to 20 years of jail time.

SB: Yess!!! I’m free!!!!

Judge: No you’re not! You still busted up the place as you were evading arrest. You get a year of community service.

SB: …AAAAUUUGHHHH!!!!! [Zooms into his mouth until all black. Then fade into Strong Bad vacuuming dirt yet again. Yup, just like that one e-mail.]

SB: Yep. Nothing like vacuuming dirt.

TC: (Affirmative The Cheat noises)

[Enter Homestar]

HS: Hey, guys! How’s community service?

SB: Wha!? Aren’t you supposed to be in jail?

HS: Huh? Oh, that. I used my lottowee money as bail money.

SB: Butjdt- Uuughhhh…

HS: And so it all tuwned out ok in the end!

[Strong Bad punches Homestar in the face. IT’S OVER!!!]

[Nintendo Boy1]

So what's it for anyway? Your own enjoyment?

[The Highway]

I can do a sort of Homestar, a sort of Strong Bad, a sort of Strong Mad, an ok Stinkoman, and a good the Cheat. I used to have an excellent Strong Sad before my voice broke, but them's the brakes I guess...

By the way, I like the script!

[Silverwolfpet]

Hmmm... :)

Who would YOU cast me as?

[Iron Curtain]

I can do Homestar and Strong Bad. Sign me up!

[The Highway]

Would you like me to submit a YouTube video of me doing impersonations as an audition?

[Icedhope]

I can do Homesar, Bubs and the poopsmith and thats about it. I'd love to audition.

[The Highway]

I tried today, I can also do pom pom and coach z, and a bit of kot..

[Snicklin]

I'm not very good with Coach Z, but I can TOTALLY do the Poopsmith. You'll just be blown away with how good I can imitate his voice.

[Ben Again]

Ya know, The Highway, that's a good idea. Post your auditions on YouTube, and link to them here. Also, the post of my script will be updated as I change it. Oh, and if you don't have a YouTube account... find some other way to put it on the internet. If I remeber correctly, you can e-mail me from here, so you can do that too. But only if you have to.

[Icedhope]

Ya know, The Highway, that's a good idea. Post your auditions on YouTube, and link to them here. Also, the post of my script will be updated as I change it. Oh, and if you don't have a YouTube account... find some other way to put it on the internet. If I remeber correctly, you can e-mail me from here, so you can do that too. But only if you have to.

What about sending you an email with a audio file?

[The Highway]

An email may be harder to access than a YouTube video, but that might also work.

[Ben Again]

Ok, fine. I didn't want to do this, but... benbengoof-ball[AT]hotmail[DOT]com

If you're not a robot, you should know what to do with the [AT] and [DOT].
And also, in response to Nintendo Boy's question, I guess it's for everyone's enjoyment! I do plan on posting this video on YouTube. But I'm here looking for voice actors because I can only do a weird Homsar, and I need good voices for it to be nice! Oh, also... if you guys could also help me wit special effects (i.e. Police lightbars, explosions, that stuffs. Like, ontop of a video. It's gunna be stop motion), that would be appreciated as well. :)

[The Highway]

Ith homestar figurines? That would be awesome!

[Ben Again]

Actually, using the figurines was in the plans, but dropped because 1.They aren't poseable, 2.Some of them are in a pose, so they can't really be used, and 3.Despite wanting them, I don't have them. So, I'll use clay for 'em.

[The Highway]

Wow, clay! Impressive!

[Ben Again]

There may also be parts done in video games, too. I plan on adding a scene with a helicopter, so I may have some shots in San Andreas of a Leviathon hovering above San Fierro. Also, maybe a police chase in Roller Coaster Tycoon 3. The set is nearly done. But any of you guys got your audition videos ready? I'm dieing to see them!

[The Highway]

I'm recording mine (mp3) now.

Boy, I hope I get picked! (that must sound so sad :D)

[The Highway]

Ok, I've sent you my audition tapes!

[The Commissioner]

You should get the person who did this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WM12FO3I2Q

[Nintendo Boy1]

Do you have any legal rights to do this? Such as permission? I'm just asking, so you don't get in trouble for frod or something like that...

[Strongsadioware]

I'm the best Poopsmith.

And I'm a pretty good Pom-Pom.

[Icedhope]

Mine is also sent...though it's just one charachter.

[Ben Again]

Do you have any legal rights to do this? Such as permission? I'm just asking, so you don't get in trouble for frod or something like that...

Ya know what? I dunno. But you guys are willing to voice act for me, aren't you? I can't steal what I'm given. But, I dunno. I'll ask some people. And thanks again to all who have sent me their auditions! I have replied to the peeps who e-mailed me.

[Ben Again]

I've only got e-mails from Kurt Thingvold and Jack Butler. Whoever isn't those guys didn't get through to me.

[The Highway]

You know, you don't actually need legal rights to this if a) you acknowledge homestarrunner.com in the credits b) you acknowledge all the voice actors in the credirs and c) you don't infringe on tbc's intellectual property (plots and flash files), so this things good as long as it has credits!

[The Highway]

Hey, Ben, around what time are you planning for this to be finished? You know, like a deadline for the auditions.

[yogurtmano86753090]

i can do limozeen pretty good but not around people. i do best when im alone.weird right?

[Homestarlover]

I can do Strong Bad, Homestar, Strong Sad, Strong Mad, I can KIIIIINDA do Bubs, the KOT, the poopsmith (im the best at him!!), Homsar, Stinkoman, Old-timey Homestar, The Teen Girl Squad, The 4 Gregs, Coach Z, Peacey P, Senor Cardgage, Crack Stuntman, The lead singer of Limozeen (Sorry i don't know his name), Tompkins, EH! STEVE!, The Wheelchair, aaaannnnndddd.......that's it. Those of you who don't know most of these characters.....sorry.

[Nintendo Boy1]

Hmmm, well at least get something done about it before you....uhhh...post..it? i'm just asuming... I have an idea for you though. After (Or maybe before, if you hadn't alredy judged auditions yet.) you judge the *AHEM* Auditions, you could then post videos of the ones (With the person's name above it and what not.) that you like or are unsure of. Make a poll with the person's name and character they are voice actting.

EX: Matt Chapman - Homestar

Then take the video that they sent you, copy and paste it into the form (With their name and etc. above their video.) Then let the judging begin! You could then (Depending on how many auditions you recieved for which characters and such.) make diffrent forums for each character, or put more in one depending on how many videos you have for them. This would make it easier for you when judging because you'll have audience judgement, and fun for us. Then you can annouce the winners after it's all over, its like, super easy mannn! You should do it, I think it will be pretty cool for you, and it will also bring more notice about the upcoming "movie."

[The Highway]

^^^^^^ that would take too long

[Icedhope]

You know I can't wait to see this thing.

[Nintendo Boy1]

^^^^^^ that would take too long

Not really, if you plan it out right it shouldn't...

[hawkofrawk]

I do a pretty mean Homsar.

[yogurtmano86753090]

the poopsmith (im the best at him!!)

nuk nuk nuk:p
i can do homsar wooooooooooaaaaoaoaoaoaoao thing pretty good too

[Homestarlover]

^^^^^^ that would take too long

Especialy since i can't find my video camera!! :(

[The Highway]

Crap! I forgot to show you my homsar!

[Darkblade07]

i might show you my amzing bubs voice if you post a pic of ur clay models.

[Ben Again]

I'mmmm back! Clay models = not now. Don't want clay to dry, do I? Due date: Maybe next year. Where's more auditions? I've been checking my inbox, and still only the first two. You say you can do a voice, then let me hear it!

[The Highway]

I say you make a deadline for the auditions. Like, sometime early November?

[Icedhope]

You know, I would do the voices now..and then after all the voices are recorded, due the clay modeling.

[dentbuds]

i used to be able to do bubs. i can still do crack stuntman, 1-up, and original bubs, though!

[Ben Again]

Dedline = Nov. 28th

[The Highway]

Can you post a shortlist ofthe best impersonations you've heard so far?

[Ben Again]

Unfortunatly, the best I've gotten so far are all of the two I got so far. We'll see how it rolls.

[Icedhope]

Unfortunatly, the best I've gotten so far are all of the two I got so far. We'll see how it rolls.


Woo! I was one of the best!

[dentbuds]

which characters did you get so far?

[Ben Again]

I guess all of them. It's still open for all characters.

[dentbuds]

i shall send something in then.

[Icedhope]

Hmmm... :)

Who would YOU cast me as?

Honestly, I'd love to see you do bubs or Strong Mad. :P

[The Highway]

Boond you like I make a Compé computer simulation in flash?

[Ben Again]

Boond I? That'd be cool, and usefull for everybody, but A) My movie ain't flash, B) No sbemails in it (I think), and... yeah. I'm not saying don't make it, that'd be awesome! Just, I wouldn't have anywhere to put it in my movie.

[The Highway]

Even if it isn't flash, no one is saying youncant have a flash part. Diversity, man! And I just remembered there being no sbemails in your script. Remind me again, I did a good homestar and coach z, right?

[Ben Again]

I think so. Maybe. Probably.

[Snicklin]

Ooh! Ooh! I can do a Shark-Tooth Bubs voice! Has anyone ever thought of that?

[Nintendo Boy1]

Got any dates? First you should make (or post) of a movie like preview...or something. But worry about that when your like half way done with your movie.

[Ben Again]

Ok, this is sorta a bump, but there's an update. New vocal audition deadline: 2010. At the beggining of it. Plans have been slowed due to crapload of schoolwork. Plan to blast forward during Christmas Break. Maybe even release preview then, at least work on it. VOCALISTS STILL WANTED!!! It's not like I can get Matt! (or can I?)

[dentbuds]

Great. I forgot to send mine in. More time=Uhh... Nevermind

[Nintendo Boy1]

VOCALISTS STILL WANTED!!! It's not like I can get Matt! (or can I?)

Or can you? Nah...

[The Highway]

Am I still the best homestar?

[Icedhope]

I bet this is going to be awesome.

[Remolay]

DWaaAAAaaAAAaAAA my homsar is pretty good, I is great at old strongsad

[Ben Again]

Still not seeing new entries... :S

[dentbuds]

OK, I will have mine in by next week sometime. If I don't, then you can all kick me in the shins several times.

[The Highway]

idea: i think I could help with the judgeing? (not just because id give myself every part, but id make sure everyone got told they only got rejected because i was much better :D

[KNTR]

My Strong Bad is alright, although my brothers' Coach Z is unbelivable. You'd think that Matt Chapman was in the room.

[Ben Again]

So e-mail it to me! All of you! Incase you didn't read the front, this is a voice actor recrution! Gotta re-title this...

[The Highway]

I think I might retry. I think my voice has changed, but i'm not too sure. None have mentioned anything, and none shall!! mwahahahaha... erherm...

[Ben Again]

I said I'd get to work on a trailer on the holida break, and I've already started! Here's the script. Tell me your thoughts:

Script for The Robbery’s Teaser


[Homestar wakes up in bed, and in a scene similar to that of Homestar Presents: Presents, realizes he forgot to set his alarm.]

HOMESTAR: Oh, cwap! I got a date with Mawzipan today!

[He jumps out of bed, kicks off his bunny slippers, and runs into the bathroom. In there, he splashes his face with water to get rid of the cinnamon. Then he takes off his housecoat, and just as he lifts his ducky shirt, the camera quickly pans to the window. A little later the camera pans back to Homestar, as he just finishes putting on his star shirt. He runs to the kitchen, puts a slice of bread in the toaster, and as it toasts, he makes a quick call to Marzipan.]

HOMESTAR: Uh, Mawzipan? I’m sowwy, I’m gunna be late fow ouw date again. Stupid alawm clock bwoke again. I’m leaving wight now, and I’ll be thewe in a minuet. Se you soon, sugar plum!

[Just as he hangs up, the toast pops up, and Homestar eats it in one bite in mid air. He puts his hat on, and runs out the door. He trips over a large bag sitting on his front walkway.]

HOMESTAR: Offf... What the cwap? Who left this hewe? (Notices the dollar signs printed on it) Hey, wait! I know what this is! I won the lottowy! Weee! Wait, it might be a twick.

[He removes the rope holding it shut, and stares in awe at the bundles of 100s and bricks of gold within.]

HOMESTAR: *ghasp* …YES!!! I DID win! I don’t need a giwlfweind! I can afford all the ladies I want! Why? ‘Cause I’m rich! Yip-eee!

[Cut to promo art. Fitting music. End.]

[Murry]

I'm Planning on posting my skillz in voicing all the characters in the entire script beginning to end..... well almost it cut out the last 4 to 5 minutes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbrt7W25xSc so here you go.

[Ben Again]

Well... your voices sound awesome, but the microphone is crap! From what I heard, your imitation of Strong Bad was really good, and your Homestar was spot on!! Though, It was hard to hear much of anything with the background noise (Wind and such) and low qualities. Your other videos sound better. What happend?


Oh, and the script's been updated. Check the first page.

[Murry]

Don't worry I'll post another one, It was late and I just used my crap for crap web cam.

[Ben Again]

PRODUCTION UPDATE: ...well, I didn't get the teaser done. But it's hard to work with Christmas happening! And now there's a science project... The whole movie will be done by the end of this summer I HOPE... and the teaser on March Break. Auditions for voice acting will be open 'till I get the video part of it done.

[The Highway]

PRODUCTION UPDATE: ...well, I didn't get the teaser done. But it's hard to work with Christmas happening! And now there's a science project... The whole movie will be done by the end of this summer I HOPE... and the teaser on March Break. Auditions for voice acting will be open 'till I get the video part of it done.

That's USA summer, right? So, start of September... If all goes well?

[Ben Again]

That's USA summer, right? So, start of September... If all goes well?

Well, I think Canada and the USA have summer at the same time, soo... :p

[Iron Curtain]

Well, I think Canada and the USA have summer at the same time, soo... :p

When he said "USA Summer" I think he meant "Northern Hemisphere Summer."

[The Highway]

When he said "USA Summer" I think he meant "Northern Hemisphere Summer."

Yeah, well it is hard to know this in Australia

[Giaccomino]

I don't think my Homestar/Strong Bad is ANYwhere near good. But if you ever need me, I do a pretty kick-awesome King of Town!

[Nintendo Boy1]

Yeah, well it is hard to know this in Australia

G'day Mate!

[The Highway]

G'day Mate!

haha... :mad:

[Kaldire]

i can so say... maarrriiipaaan

and wiiiiiiiiii wareeeeeeee

pretty much anything.. my gal and daughter make me do the accent lots.. find it hilarious

kinda hurts my throat

[The Highway]

why do i have a feeling that this audition is unnaturally long?

[Kaldire]

no offense... MATE..
does it matter?

to you i mean?

ok then

[Strong Bad Fan]

Well I was able to do the King of Town pretty well when I was younger, but sadly I cannot do him anymore, and my impressions for everyone else was...flat.

So no. Sorry I couldn't be part of your movie thingermajig.