Insult battles!!! [Rhyming]

[Noname215]

I’m at your doorstep, say goodbye.

I am the ultimate threat!

[StrongBrush1]

Please. You're the biggest wimp I've ever met.

You'r bad at this. Why don't you just give up?

[Noname215]

I don’t give up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.

You got a face only a mother could love.

[Klatuu]

You've got a face a mother would get sick of.

When it comes to insults, you're a hapless neophyte.

[Noname215]

You are a lowly, scum-sucking parasite.

I will be you worst dream come true!

[StrongBrush1]

I don't have nightmares. Now what will you do?

You will die as you lived, a whimpering coward.

[Noname215]

People step on you, you steaming little turd.

You better run, you sniveling worm!

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You trying to insult me like a tool? You ain't got nothing, you stupid fool. Count your blessings I don't start trying to impale your wretched heart with my rapier wit, you pathetic little twit. You ain't even worth getting serious with, just for getting delirious with your lame, tame, same insults as you heard a million times with a million rhymes before. Better start packing, cause you're lacking when it comes to an insult slam, jam, I don't even give a damn. Just get out of my sight and you might go unharmed for another night.

[ParadoxalMindElla1]

Hmph. Are you trying to pick a fight?


Then charge at me. Do it if you dare!

[Noname215]

I have more strength than you in my armpit hair.

You’re name defines crap.

[StrongBrush1]

No, that would be your spelling. AWWWWWWWWW SNAP!

Is that the best you could come up with?

[Noname215]

Shut your face before I throw you off a cliff.

Is that really the best you can do?

[StrongBrush1]

I've been holding back. Why, am I too much for you?

Your insults are pathetic and make me want to laugh.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

There's not even a half of your brain that's working right. Laying eyes on you, it's a sorry sight to see, depressing me, I guarantee you'll be getting pity for the rest of eternity. Your sorry ass is about to get handed to you on a platter - is it silver? Hell, what does it matter? All you'll ever know is what it's like to have no flow to go throw yo' jams down. But your mental loss is my mental gain, you don't even know to use dental floss to avoid dental pain, you hopeless twit; I've just about had it with you.

[Noname215]

I hate you.

You will suffer for being so weak

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

You trying to stop my rhyming streak? If you do, your future's gonna look awful bleak, no jams in this thread, gonna be dead silent. Yeah, that's what I said! I'm the only true DJ here, the only one who won't replay the same tired rhymes a hundred times; if that's one of my crimes, then yeah, I'm a criminal! Ain't nothing subliminal to see, go lock me away for what I be! Just know that you can't stop the rhymes that I bust cause I'm at the top! And my sweet rap is just like the beat, man, you know it just don't stop!

[StrongBrush1]

You're putting so much into this. Yet it's all the worst of the crop.

You really ought to quit while you're ahead.

[16_BIT_MARIO1]

What, and leave this thread? Nah, no way am I leaving 'til I'm dead. No, you're the one who's got to go, you know you're too slow to keep up with the beat I'm dishing out. It'd be quite a feat for me to meet an elite who could defeat me. You ain't got shit against me; don't throw a fit, you just ain't got it, you whiny git. I'm the best there is, the rest of this forum isn't up to the test. This forum's society's only fit to sing along to a calliope; y'all can't take me in this battle, take a break from my cage that you rattle.

[StrongBrush1]

You better get off this horse if you can't stay on the saddle.

Why do you have to ramble so?

[Noname215]

Why you’re alive, I don’t know.

You look like a monkey, as you smell like one too!

[StrongBrush1]

I think you're looking in a mirror, dude.

This is gonna get bloody really quickly.

[Kitz]

I was wondering why you looked so sickly!

Are you nearly done? I'm getting quite bored.

[Noname215]

I’ll cut you stones off with a dulled-up sword.

You will die in pure agony.

[StrongBrush1]

I think you're confusing yourself with me.

Your pathetic soul is mine.

[Noname215]

You want some cheese with that whine?

You fight like a cow!

[Juicius Maximus]

You need some new material, right now.

I came to kick ass and smoke bananadine, and I'm all out of banana peels.

[Klatuu]

Given your lack of appeal, you must be used to how that feels.

You're so dumb, I bet you don't even know your ABC's.

[Juicius Maximus]

Ho hum. The insult equivalent of fine dining at Applebee's.

You look like a lesbian who looks like Justin Bieber.

[Edward VanHelgen]

You look like a sloth who looks like beaver.

You fight like an orange.

[Juicius Maximus]

Err...door hinge? No, no...Guess the thread's over, then.

[Noname215]

You always lose, I always win!

Every enemy I’ve met, I’ve annihilated!

[Lavender Frostflower]

If you could smell your own breath then you, too, would have suffocated.
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I could defeat you with a single word!

[StrongBrush1]

Understandable. Your voice is too painful to be heard.

I ought to hang you on the line with the rest of my laundry.

[ParadoxalMindElla1]

Only little girls watch ponies, is your name maybe Audrey?
I won't wrap this up without having this said:
A guy that j*rks off to ponies is as good as dead!
So why don't you ride your pony off of this thread,
As I scream in your face that ponies suck!

[Lavender Frostflower]

Buzz off pony hater, I don't give a buck.

You're about as graceful as an elephant in the mud!


p.s. To StrongBrush1: /)

[OzzieMonkey]

At least I don't have a face like Elma Fudd.
Your brain makes cavemen look smart.

[ParadoxalMindElla1]

Get away from me, you smell like fart.
As I read your posts I see that I pwn you all!
So I'll just stand there and watch you all fall!
So how do you like me now, beeyatch?

[Toasty]

Your rhyming is bad, you rhymed smart with fart.
Don't you get that this work is an art?
Dude, study your books before you try to get in.
Because in the end, you know you're not going to win.

[StrongBrush1]

I must point out that rhyming off-beat is a sin.

I may not be human, but I'm manlier than you.