Insult battles!!! [Rhyming]

[Geypi]

So yeah this crazy idea came to my mind. Why don't we have our own insult battles here :D? Please make this sticky. I think it could be fun but we have to make our own rhymes. But don't insult the people too much and if anyone is easly offended... it's JUST a game. The rules are simple:
-it has to rhyme of course
-you can only reply to the latest post
-you musn't use word that don't ryhm with anything (orange, purple, ninth,...)
-you musn't create a new rhyme if the latest hasn't been countered yet.

So the next post starts the battle!! It's on bitches!! :D (not insulting anyone with that it just sounds cool :D)
EDIT: so yeah i wanted to give some more rules.
-IF you want you can after replying to one rhyme make another one
-and please quote the rhyme you're responding to.

[Irishmile]

I think there is a thread somewhere that did this... its probably really buried though..

found it
http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9080&highlight=pirate+insult

[Wapcaplet]

Yup, there is.

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9080

Search is your friend.

[Geypi]

yeah but here the insults have to rhyme. There is no point without rhyming cause you can pretty much say anything there. The rules are the same as there the only difference is that here it has to rhyme.

[David E]

Moving to Forum Games and clearing up the rules in the thread title. Please start the game soon! :)

[JedExodus]

Lets do it

You sir, resemble a horse in a man costume!

[phallan]

What you resemble is simply, humanity's doom.

[Geypi]

Does it stink in here or is it you?

[Katsuro]

Does it stink in here or is it you?

So you finally noticed your family too?

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When I'm done here, I'll slay your crew!


(Did I understood the rules correctly now? Once i replied with a rhyme I make another insult?)

[Geypi]

So you finally noticed your family too?

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When I'm done here, I'll slay your crew!


(Did I understood the rules correctly now? Once i replied with a rhyme I make another insult?)

Before that I'll punch you and your eye will be blue

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With this sword, pirate gods i have beaten!!

(yeah you understood that correctly)

[Darkblade07]

Those gods were slow and fat,who knows what they have eaten
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You look even worse then your mom

[JedExodus]

Those gods were slow and fat,who knows what they have eaten
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You look even worse then your mom

Funny, yours said I was looking good... all night long
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You have but the breeding of a latrine rat

[Geypi]

Those gods were slow and fat,who knows what they have eaten
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You look even worse then your mom

Says the guy who is on theugliestman.com
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You're so clumsy the only sport you could do is chess.

[Geypi]

Funny, yours said I was looking good... all night long
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You have but the breeding of a latrine rat

let me breed this...My sword in your HEAD!

(sry for the double post i didn't know you replied to that rhyme.)

[zombiemaniac]

Keep it up and you will be DEAD! D-E-D DEAD!

[Geypi]

For you foolish mortals I am the pirate GOD!

[TomPravetz]

Keep it up and you will be DEAD! D-E-D DEAD!

I enjoy watching you flail!

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Upon your head, I've placed a price!

[BlankCanvasDJ]

For you foolish mortals I am the pirate GOD!

You must clear out the churches; you smell strongly of cod

Upon your head, I've placed a price!

Nay, 'tis just a hat! And it looks rather nice.

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Every foe that I've met has been easily slain.

[Geypi]

You must clear out the churches; you smell strongly of cod



Nay, 'tis just a hat! And it looks rather nice.

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Every foe that I've met has been easily slain.

But none of them can compare to me. I am truely INSANE!

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For you rookies i don't even need a sword!!

[Maxilyah]

You just need your feet to run, but don't trip over that cord!
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Everyone who fights me always fails to win.

[BlankCanvasDJ]

Everyone who fights me always fails to win.

Because picking on the mentally handicapped is a sin.

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The mere mention of my name will make you shake in your boots.

[Geypi]

Because picking on the mentally handicapped is a sin.

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The mere mention of my name will make you shake in your boots.

well...The mere mention of my name will make you run in the woods.

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You better give up before you make an idiot of yourself.

[Abby]

To make you worship my pic on your shelf?

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I will defeat you, no matter which fight!

[Geypi]

To make you worship my pic on your shelf?

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I will defeat you, no matter which fight!

How?? If you compare us you're just a normal mortal... I am the Dark Knight!!

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I'm to the pirates what Michael Jackson was to music :D.

[BlankCanvasDJ]

Frail and pasty and built like a stick?

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When I'm done with you, you'll be monkey lunch.

[zombiemaniac]

When I am done with you, you will look like Fruit Punch.

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I WILL RICKROLL YOU TO DEATH!

[BlankCanvasDJ]

Funny, I planned to make you cry, say goodbye, tell you a lie and hurt you, so don't hold your breath.

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Foolish knave! I will cut you in two!

[zombiemaniac]

You like to eat monkey poo!

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you like to eat an elephant's turd!

[BlankCanvasDJ]

I'm sensing a theme. You're obsessed and absurd.

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You are no match for my epic might

[Geypi]

I'm sensing a theme. You're obsessed and absurd.

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You are no match for my epic might

If that's true than Michael Jackson was never white :D.


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Look, just give me your treasure and i won't tell anyone that i kicked your ass.

[Maxilyah]

You can't kick your way out of a paper bag, so just quit your sass.
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The last person I fought was destroyed by my will.

[Geypi]

You can't kick your way out of a paper bag, so just quit your sass.
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The last person I fought was destroyed by my will.

You must be mistaken cause he was already dead. To bad for you I'm not and it is you who I will kill.


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There is only one word that comes to my mind when i see you: FAIL!

[spaghetti016]

You must be mistaken cause he was already dead. To bad for you I'm not and it is you who I will kill.

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There is only one word that comes to my mind when i see you: FAIL!


Then why is it that between your legs sticks your tail.

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You're ugly, and fugly, and seemingly gross!

[Maxilyah]

For you, "seemingly" doesn't even come close.
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I can beat you with one hand tied behind me back.

[spaghetti016]

For you, "seemingly" doesn't even come close.
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I can beat you with one hand tied behind me back.


Talk like that to me again and I'll drown you in the river out back
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Run home to Mama as you quiver with fear.

[Gman5852]

Talk like that to me again and I'll drown you in the river out back
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Run home to Mama as you quiver with fear.

Or I could push your dead body of the pier.


Your so slow a snail beat you in a race.

[Icedhope]

Or I could push your dead body of the pier.


Your so slow a snail beat you in a race.

Haha, but with this sword and body, I am ace!
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I'll end this battle faster, than a pirate on rum.

[Maxilyah]

You are a drunken pirate, sitting on your bum.
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You'll never be able to match my wit.

[Falanca]

Your wit ain't impress me, even a little bit.

I will kill you, lay you down, and use your beard as a doormat.

[GhostDemon]

I will slay you, peel you, and wear your skin as a hat

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You’re so sad, that even a grog xd parrot junkie has more peer approval!!

[TheNuclearReactor]

I will slay you, peel you, and wear your skin as a hat

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You’re so sad, that even a grog xd parrot junkie has more peer approval!!


[[looks like fun c:]]

Your brain surgery turned to a brain removal!

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You can't beat me, I'm undefeated!

[tredlow]

You never lost 'cause you've always retreated.

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I can kill you with willpower alone.

[DrRocketGenius]

I will destroy you completely, including your bones.

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You will fear me by the end of this battle.

[Remolay]

yeah, fearing your endless prattle
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I've slain all I have fought, and never was wounded

[tredlow]

That's because you never fight, many battles you've avoided

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I eat wimps like you as a side dish.

[DrRocketGenius]

If you taste like you smell, you taste like rotten fish.

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My 4-headed monkey will devour you whole.

[GhostDemon]

You married a monkey? That's an own goal!

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How appropriate you fight like a banana!

[Remolay]

I've heard better insults from me nana!
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your grace with a sword is that of an ape

[zombiemaniac]

oh really, i thought yours couldn't even slice a grape!.

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you can't slice apple pie!

[Eddiejo6]

No but i can kill you so prepare to die!

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You are no match for my power and might

[tredlow]

Please, a baby can beat you in a fight.

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I'll eat you with green eggs and ham

[Remolay]

but you do not like them, Sam-I-Am

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Your power is nil if even that much

[Hayden]

You're as painful as a kick in the crutch

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My power is supreme, yours is pepperoni.

[Gman5852]

Thats just balony.


is that a puddle of your blood on my sword.

[tredlow]

No, you stabbed yourself because you were bored.

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At swordfighting, I am the master!

[Hayden]

No you're not, you simply a disaster

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End of the line for you my friend...

[OzzieMonkey]

No you're not, you simply a disaster

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End of the line for you my friend...

Well your line isn't sturdy, it can easily bend!



I bet its been weeks since you had your last shower.

[Gman5852]

If i did i would remove my stench of power

death will be a joy when im done with you.

[tredlow]

When you're done with me? As in, when you die? True.

Your despicable face will smile no more!

[Kroms]

Only because of your swordsmanship, you gargantuan bore.

You're as graceful with that sword as an ox on a circus ball!

[Gman5852]

yet compared too you, im still standing tall.

you can attack me with your sword, fight me hand to hand, but when you face me it will end in your death.

[doodinthemood]

While I have a sword and fists, your only weapon is your breath.

When I'm done with you, you'll be scared ter go outside!

[OzzieMonkey]

While I have a sword and fists, your only weapon is your breath.

When I'm done with you, you'll be scared ter go outside!

Why? Cause you've been stinkified?

Ye best be givin up , ye wont stand a chance!

[Wolfwood]

While sitting this one out, I'll be sure to mock your silly dance.

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Whether you claim to be a crow or a Sparrow, you're bound to get punched out of my nest!

[Hayden]

...but that's no way to treat your guest.

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I plan to see you dead before sundown.

[tredlow]

Be prepared to move your schedule around.

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My hands are as fast as a gust of wind!

[OzzieMonkey]

Er, Um, Oh, Hey! Well, you fight like a cow!

Your gaming skills won't stand a chance against nerds

[Darkblade07]

Heck,ur gaming skills wont stand a chance against turds!!!

Your done,its over.This here is the end!

[OzzieMonkey]

Well, at least I've got enough money to lend!
Your brain is so squishy, its probably empty!

[Klatuu]

I'll punch you so hard you'll explode, so don't tempt me.

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You have the brains and the speed of a slug.

[The Highway]

Your'e still the slimy one, Klatuu(g)

Whether sword or gun or fist or feet, I've already got you beat.

[Everlast]

The beat is a feat you wont even win! (lol im not good rhyming but its a try)

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Yo yo yo, dont reply me or yo wind up dead!

[Remolay]

whilst you were rappin' I sliced your first mates head.

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I've beaten the strongest of pirates, you fool

[The Highway]

They just walked away when you started to drool

You might as well just curl up in a ball!

[tredlow]

Yes, because I can beat you with no hands at all!

Your face will make Cthulu cringe!

[The Highway]

well at least when i see Cthulu i don't whinge!

Your best features look worse than my ass!

[VeronicanPlay]

That is the best part of you, at least you compared me with the only part with class.

I have seen statues with more moves than you.

[jaden551]

well I am rubber, you are glue.
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When all is done I will come out on top.

[tabstis]

Only if the contest was for who's the biggest flop.

Im the best one here and I'll crush you all

[jaden551]

Ah-ha you suffer from a great massive fall
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All the people below have no say in this..

[PressidentMax]

At least I didn't get kicked in the ball!

[jaden551]

your blood will be spread all over the walls.

[PressidentMax]

While you'll drown in a pool.

[The Gentleman]

You are totally not cool.

[PressidentMax]

At least my mum didn't tell me I was a fool!

[Remolay]

You're doing it wrong! Go back to school
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Your mother was a son of a cow!

[jaden551]

well, go on then bow
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You are as stupid as a door hinge...

[Klatuu]

You've become as unhinged as the Marquis de Singe.

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You are a horse-faced, bull-headed, chicken-livered, sow!

[jaden551]

that is so low,
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Every enemy i've met has died at these hands.

[Gman5852]

We all know people died listening to you conduct your bands.



my power is strong just like my wit

[queen_of_the_lobsters]

my power is strong just like my wit

I'm pretty sure that you're just a twit.

I embody everything you WISH you had!

[jaden551]

well I killed your dad!

All I ever did was beat you to a pulp.

[OzzieMonkey]

No point fighting, I can eat you with one gulp!
You're not worth fighting with an army of fifty!

[VeronicanPlay]

Not one of them could hit me because I am too nifty.

When I fight with sword in hand I am like a hurricane.

[OzzieMonkey]

Not one of them could hit me because I am too nifty.

When I fight with sword in hand I am like a hurricane.

You mean the one that blew up your plane?

Your face looks like its made of mac n' cheese.

[jaden551]

make up a decent insult please,oh please!

I destroyed a dvd with a bear and smock holding a rock with a clock going tock on a dock .

[OzzieMonkey]

Please quit the rhyming or I'll give your jaw a lock.
Your face looks like a crazy old hag!

[jaden551]

and you look like a snot-coveree rag!

I kill oranges.

[OzzieMonkey]

Yeah, well I saw you dancing with the Korringes. (that's a teacher in my school's last name, believe it or not)

Your wits would lose against a grade-a moron!

[jaden551]

well your more stupid than element 5: boron!

You will never defeat me in a millions years!

[OzzieMonkey]

I just hope you don't bore me to tears
You don't scare me, you silly clown!

[jaden551]

OH NO! don't make me frown!

You're ugly.

[OzzieMonkey]

Well, you're fugly.
I've seen snails more agile than you!

[jaden551]

I am rubber ,you are glue.

I have a sense of pride bigger than your behind.

[OzzieMonkey]

Too bad you found it hard to find!
Go insult someone you can actually beat!

[jaden551]

YOU can't even destroy a seat!

i rule.

[OzzieMonkey]

at drowning in a pool!
I can smell your stench from overseas!

[jaden551]

I can smell yours over seaty knees.

I smart so samrt!

[Gman5852]

Yeah you're as smart as dirt.

*tune of we will rock you*
stab stab slice stab stab slice buddy your going to die a painful death in this fight gonna be fish chow right now you've got blood on your face big discrase somebody better put you back into your place singing I will I will kill you I will I will kill you.

[jaden551]

I will I will stop glue!
*tuirns off music*
ha! no-one will ever heard that shanty again!

[MichaelDearmanUK]

How you thought that comeback was witty I struggle to ascertain.
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You fight like an inebriated giraffe!

[jaden551]

Well you fight like a casrerated smraraffe.

[Klatuu]

You fight like an inebriated giraffe!

How appropriate. You fight like a calf.

Well you fight like a casrerated smraraffe.

Use real words! You just make me laugh.

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What's the matter? Did you just get beat up by the kids in first grade?

[jaden551]

so what you give me gass.

I kill you like a terrorist.

[RingmasterJ5]

You're a puppet on Dunham's wrist.

You stink at everything.

[Toast_Burner]

You dont even know a thing
You're a duck

[RingmasterJ5]

You're a chicken. CLUCK!

You're as slow as a snail.

[Toast_Burner]

at least my trail stays on rail...?
Your no fun and cant even eat hot buns

[OzzieMonkey]

At least I have the guts to stick to my guns
You are not worthy to fight any pirate!

[RingmasterJ5]

At leat I don't have a brain made of pyrite.
You fail.

[Toast_Burner]

At least my dads not in jail
You smell of old people

[BoneFreak]

At least I didn't fall down that steeple!

Your face is a mess!

[jaden551]

What a bad guess!

You kill puppies.

[Blooglspash]

While you eat poor, defenceless guppies.

I am the master, you are the pupil!

[anonima]

you know the madness i call nupil
you sent a dummy to hit a killer
p.s. my top numbers aren't working

[Captain Mickey]

Your sword is no match to this sword wielding dealer.

Your fighting is an insult to swordsmen across the world.

[BoneFreak]

It's not my fault your lips are twirled!

I've seen better things then you at the slaughterhouse!

[Klatuu]

I haven't seen anything worse than you since a water louse!

What's wrong? Did you get beat up by the kids in first grade?

[anonima]

do you like the stupid parade
you stink so bad i need a soap suit

[ShotgunStalker]

You are so dumb i wanna hit you with a flute!

You fail so big

[Blooglspash]

At least I'm not fat like a pig.

Do I hear you wimpering?

[HelloCthulhu]

No, that would be the sound of your fail, so quit your simpering.
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I have been to the crossroads and back with nary a scar!

[Klatuu]

I'm surprised your Mommy let you go out that far.

This will be your final battle!

[homsarthesong]

coming from someone who still has a rattle!

my insult skills are at the top of their game!

[anonima]

that is bothering people in nutrodame

you are strong but still suck

[homsarthesong]

I know you are gay and found a guy to f***

I will stuff your mouth with a thousand peas.

[HelloCthulhu]

At least my mouth doesn't have a disease.

I will run you through like a shish-ka-bob.

[The Highway]

Yeah, well I'll... hurt you, you big knob!

I'm more painful than you or your mother!

[HelloCthulhu]

It's true. Listening to you talk makes me hurt like no other.

All the ship are belong to us!

[Klatuu]

I'll set you up the bomb and blow you to Tartarus!

There's a special circle in Hell for people like you.

[Jon NA]

There is one only after I've killed you, Klatuu!

Die! I don't have time for pirates like you

[Klatuu]

I guess you don't have time to shower, either! P-U!

I'm the greatest fighter that ever was, and ever will be!

[anonima]

you do think that but we will see

you look so how is the floor you tiny man

[tredlow]

You have the grammar skills of a frying pan

I can guarantee your death, but you probably won't go to heaven

[Jon NA]

Good, cuz I'll meet you in hell and I'll kill you, again!

My voodoo will turn you into a cockroach (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Metamorphosis) when you wake up next morning

[Klatuu]

Then I'll put you on Trial (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trial) for an insult so boring.

Are you trying to fight? Or just just dancing a jig?

[dentbuds]

I'm suffocating because you smell like a shit-covered pig.

Is that you down there? Or is it a obese beetle?

[Klatuu]

Is that your sword? Or just a knitting needle?

In a battle of wits, you'd enter unarmed.

[mgrant]

If it's a battle with you, I'd still come out unharmed.

Picking a fight with me was the mistake of your life.

[Klatuu]

Marrying you was the mistake of your wife.

Any last requests before your demise?

[brother-----omar]

i once smelt shit
and you reek of it
and u smell worse den my pit

[anonima]

i bet you will take a hit

you suck so bad it make dirt scared

[Klatuu]

I could rid the world of filth like you, if I even cared.

You couldn't be more pathetic if you tried.

[The Mighty M]

You look like a hamster that has recently died

Your face is a pile of festering boils

[BlankCanvasDJ]

Yeah your mother gave me that when she was being disloyal.

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My fighting skills are feared all over the world.

[Sarendor]

Since both your response and new insult are quite bad, (Mother insults are extremely low class and show lack of creativeness, and the rules clearly say not to use non rhyme-able insults (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/e/orld),) I will take the liberty and respond to The Mighty M's insult.
Yours would look worse once it meets my foil (http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Foil+(fencing)).

You'd be a three headed monkey, if you'd have two more heads!

[BlankCanvasDJ]

Really? You can't find a rhyme for "world"? Curled. Twirled. Swirled. Hurled. Unfurled. Pearled. A word doesn't have to end in the same letters to rhyme. Don't knock my insults just because you can't think of one.

[Sarendor]

Sorry about that then, I probably am not good enough in English. While I thought about using similar words (without 'ed') in order to make partial rhymes, it looked a little too restrictive for a decent pirate insult line.
But let's get back to the context, shall we?

[TomPravetz]

My fighting skills are feared all over the world.

Curled. Twirled. Swirled. Hurled. Unfurled. Pearled.

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I once actually managed to hit a guy!

[Sarendor]

I would logically assume that this is a lie.

Any reasonable person will go out of my way!

[Gman5852]

A person who tells me that will surely pay


My powers are more than you can stand.

[Klatuu]

I can't stand your breath, if that's what you planned.

Any hopes you have for victory will soon be quelled.

[Sarendor]

Aye, it will be so - because for mercy you'll have yelled.

I will be beaten neither by sword nor by word.

[Klatuu]

Then by my fists you'll be beaten, and shaken, and stirred.

You'd better flee now, while you still can.

[zounds!]

Because you are creep who drives a scary van.

Get ready to eat lead, punk.

[The Gentleman]

You can't beat me, I'm such a hunk.


You're going to be murdered in a very nasty way.

[anonima]

i told you that you will pay

why would fight such a bi**h

[TomPravetz]

When did grammar fall in a ditch?

That last comeback by Sarendor was pretty good...

[Klatuu]

That doesn't insult me, and there's no way it could.

There's nothing you can say to prevent your defeat.

[Sarendor]

That last comeback by Sarendor was pretty good...
Thanks!

That doesn't insult me, and there's no way it could.

There's nothing you can say to prevent your defeat.

Why, I am capable of such a feat!

Fighting me would be the errand of a fool.

[anonima]

you make my grammer so cool

if i was better i would be on fire

[Sarendor]

Your current situation is even more dire!

You are as likely to win as a cannonball is to float.

[The Gentleman]

Don't feel bad, I won't gloat.

You'll be dead quicker than a man in lava!

[divisionten]

And you'll be fatter than a dude who loves halva (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halva).

Can't beat my rhymes, you don't have the thesaurus.

[Cojo the Monkey]

That's because all your words are so simple, they bore us!

I'm so famous, my town built a statue of me.

[Klatuu]

Soon they'll build another monument to you...in the cemetery.

No one can match my sword-fighting skill!

[Cojo the Monkey]

That's true! Though they've tried, no one can approach nil!

I've practiced my sword fighting since I was six!

[Gman5852]

Practising is not eating pixie stix.

My body is ready, and your death is soon.

[Scnew]

Maybe if you sat on me, you fat baboon.

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Your mama's so ugly that she's half as bad as you

[ted12]

@!#$#%$#%!$%!@.....

Ill beat your @$$ straight to Hell.

[Sarendor]

Maybe if you sat on me, you fat baboon.

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Your mama's so ugly that she's half as bad as you

You'd wish that you'd looked so after we are through.

You could'nt even cut a hair of mine, no matter how long you have tried!

[Klatuu]

I wouldn't even want to come NEAR your hair without a gallon of insecticide!

You're not going to survive this fight!

[anonima]

you know it would not go so well tonight

i would make you fall on your knees

[Gman5852]

I wouldn't even want to come NEAR your hair without a gallon of insecticide!

You're not going to survive this fight!

I can if Im up against someone of your might.

you know it would not go so well

i would make you fall on your knees

Actually try and rhyme, and maybe have it make sense pretty please.

I cannot lose I wield the power of chickens.

[Klatuu]

So it's your 'fowl' smell that nauseates and sickens.

You'll rue the day you crossed my path!

[Sarendor]

Only because you never took a bath.

Your technique is awful, and your skills are a joke.

[StrongBrush1]

When it comes to swords, you can't manage a poke!

You're dreadful at this, why don't you give up?

[Klatuu]

Because you need the practice; you're just a young pup.

Your face would make a good mask for Halloween.

[StrongBrush1]

At least MY face is halfway clean.

Your precious insults won't save you now!

[Klatuu]

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

If you beg for mercy, I might take pity.

[StrongBrush1]

Frankly, YOU'RE the one who should be begging to ME.

(Hey, it rhymes! Kinda...)

Just lay your weapons down and walk away.

[Sarendor]

While this would probably defeat you, I would prefer some swordplay.

Surrender immediately, if you have any sense!

[StrongBrush1]

I'm not surrendering to a wimp. Let's settle this like GENTS.

You couldn't hit ANYTHING with that sword of yours!

[Klatuu]

The only thing you're going to hit is the floor.

Did I hurt your feelings? Are you going to run home and cry?

[lovetodo22]

I'll drop it fine, like inverse cosign
You get chronic overload from trying to cut pi.

[StrongBrush1]

You'd better stop the math jokes or you are going to die.

Your sword is shiny. You must be new.

[Scnew]

You'd better stop the math jokes or you are going to die.

Your sword is shiny. You must be new.

And your avatar's a pony, what's that say about you?

Now I wonder who's next, nobody here's got game.

[lovetodo22]

It's time to shoot you down

That's what they do when you're lame.

[anonima]

after they play peta's game

you can kiss my big fat @$$

[StrongBrush1]

All that insult's saying is you're stupid and crass.

Pray you don't need therapy when I'm through with you.

[Klatuu]

Well, you won't need therapy; a coffin will do.

If you dare to fight me, you must be a fool.

[bobber56]

You're probably some moron who never went to school.

Everything you do is an epic fail.

[StrongBrush1]

Yet in comparison to me, you STILL fail.

You're looking at the face of the world's toughest man.

[divisionten]

Who wobbles like jelly and is as strong as flan.

Your taunts don't scare me, go and shout 'till you're purple...

[Klatuu]

Your words won't beat me, but the smell of your burp'll.

Crawl back in your hole, you spineless worm!

[bobber56]

You're probably some girly man with a dress or a perm.

Whoever answers this, your ass is grass.

[StrongBrush1]

Your weakness is hidden by your paper-thin crass

Learn some proper insults, you pathetic fool of a man.

[Remolay]

I would, but I'm too busy kicking your can.


With my rage, your pain will know no limits.

[bobber56]

Your rage is like a kitten's, you small brained dimwit.

You think you're all that, but you actually suck.

[anonima]

You are such a big, sick, f***

you can never beat this sh**

[bobber56]

You're insults suck, they make me want to spit.

I bet you're a girl. Make me a sandwich.

[Silverwolfpet]

(as fun as insults may really be
Guybrush did not use curse words, you see,
So don't use something that will make the mods frown
Or I will really have to lock this thread down) ^^

(seibert, bobber, please play nice)

[ryannumber1gamer]

(since thats not a insult i dnt know how to do that one so ill move on)

ha u think ur a pirate more like a flower picking girl

[anonima]

I AM A MAN, who trolls on the world

you act like Popeye on crack

[StrongBrush1]

You act like a turtle on its back.

Are we done here? I have better things to do.

[ryannumber1gamer]

really because Lechuck looks better than you

wow stan is smarter than you and that's bad

[StrongBrush1]

Your pathetic insults have yet to make me mad.

Why do you even bother with this?

[supmandude85]

You're dumb and something that rhymes with "this."

You're the world's ugliest uglybo.

[lattsam]

What a coincidence, your hair looks like a Kuriboh.

At least I don't go around wearing a dress!

[ryannumber1gamer]

yeah but ur face looks like a mess

wow when someone has a good insult tell me

[bobber56]

You're breath stinks, so stop drinking pee.

I will defeat you, and you will call me master!

[Doggleganger]

I have to correct you there, cause in fights I am obviously faster!

You are all losers, kneel before my awesomeness!

[Noname215]

You should start thinking more, and start talking less.

You will kneel at me, a whip in my hand!

[Klatuu]

Yes, your pathetic cracks are more than I can stand.

You'd better run home to your mommy, kid.

[StrongBrush1]

YOUR mother should be ashamed of what she and I did.

Are you even trying? You're running out of steam.

[Noname215]

Says the guy who's a rapist's dream.

You people are idiots, stop wasting my time.

[Doggleganger]

You're a fool who doesn't know how to rhyme.
In three seconds I would beat the heck out of you!

[anonima]

you will die, sad but true

even hitler was afraid of me

[Noname215]

Says the guy who thinks he's a she.

I will go Jack The Ripper on your skinny white a**.

[ryannumber1gamer]

your so stupid you eat grass

this rhymes are so weak

[Noname215]

When your mothers in the shower, you take a peek.

Your rhymes are weak, mine fit like a glove

[ryannumber1gamer]

your insults are not tough

this insults are boring

[lovetodo22]

You're old like Mary Curtis Loring

Ima step off your beat before I catch scabies

[Noname215]

Sorry to say you just caught the crabies.

I will eliminate all who oppose!

[Klatuu]

You couldn't eliminate the snot from your nose.

You dare to fight me? You're a bigger fool than I thought.

[anonima]

why you do an insult of snot

give me your money or i will hurt you

[Noname215]

To your lame-ass threat, I just say "Booooo!"

You got a face only a mother could love.

[Friar]

You couldn't clean your face even with dove!

You're as wanted as an internet troll.

[Klatuu]

U MAD? LOL!!!

Thou art a loggerheaded, milk-livered, jackanape!

[Noname215]

You have a brain the size of a grape.

Kneel before my awesome power!

[RetroVortex]

Ha, your mom called, and she was asking for you, "Flower"!

You think you're about to win, but all you're doing is just making a din!

[Noname215]

Your stupidity makes my head spin.

You smell like a dung heap.

[RetroVortex]

All this talk of yours is cheap!

If you were a little stronger, I wouldn't feel so bad beating you to a bloody pulp!

[Noname215]

When enemies see, they’re too scared to gulp.

I will really rip you apart!

[Blind Sniper]

If you think you can beat me, you really aren't that smart.

You smell like a rotten orange.

[TomPravetz]

You smell like a rotten orange.

-you musn't use word that don't ryhm with anything (orange, purple, ninth,...)
You lose-borange.

I'll cut you up, lickety-split.

[Blind Sniper]

Oh snap, looks like you turned my plan into a pile of.... spit.

Guess I should've played by the rules.

[Noname215]

You must come from a family of fools.

I will destroy you little freaks!

[Noname215]

Even I thought that last one was weak.

Run and hide before I crack some skulls!

[StrongBrush1]

Your threats are tiring and very dull.

Got anything smart to say NOW, wiseguy?