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Toothbrush Creepwood
10/25/2009, 06:15 am
Rules are simple. It's an ongoing story about our most beloved Pirate...Captain Jack Spar...errr...Guybrush Threepwood. I start with an event and everybody posts another sentence to the story.
Rules are simple:
1. Everybody just one sentence per post.
2. No double posting.
3. Guybrush is the main charackter
Everybody is ready?
Toothbrush Creepwood
10/25/2009, 06:17 am
Deep in the Carribean.
Kettlepot Island
Nighttime, 10 pm. Guybrush stood over the decaying corpse of...
Davies
10/25/2009, 06:35 am
... the lookout of Melee Island, he appears to have been killed by...
StarEye
10/25/2009, 06:37 am
...his favourite teacher from kindergarten. What caused this once friendly female to become such a ruthless pirate, working as a henchman (woman) for...
FitzoliverJ
10/25/2009, 06:54 am
.... wages, no man could say. Still, all his pockets were filled with neat stuff, like a valuable....
leo-the-red
10/25/2009, 07:03 am
...rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle. Beside him was...
Toothbrush Creepwood
10/25/2009, 07:08 am
Deep in the Carribean.
Kettlepot Island
Nighttime, 10 pm. Guybrush stood over the decaying corpse of the lookout of Melee Island. He appears to have been killed by his favourite teacher from kindergarten. What caused this once friendly female to become such a ruthless pirate, working as a henchman (woman) for wages, no man could say.
Still, all his pockets were filled with neat stuff, like a valuable rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle. Beside him was the only hint, leading to the hideout of the kindergarten-killer, a...
Davies
10/25/2009, 07:11 am
...red rose and a note with the letters R.W scrawled in with the lookouts blood. Guybrush decides to investigate by heading towards Melee town. His first port of call is...
Lennie Melvin
10/25/2009, 08:10 am
Skull Island, to pick up some pearl earrings for his and Elaine's wedding anniversary and also to...
balin2k
10/25/2009, 08:55 am
..sign a petition to change the name 'skull island' to 'duck island' and heads on his way to..
Davies
10/25/2009, 08:59 am
...Melee Island again (all the while thinking what a worth while trip Skull Island was). Guybrush walks into the Scumm bar and approaches a surly looking pirate and asks him if he knows anything of the initials R.W. The pirate responds by saying...
Toothbrush Creepwood
10/25/2009, 09:05 am
"No."
Davies
10/25/2009, 09:11 am
...So Guybrush approaches a ever so slightly less surly looking pirate and asks the same question, this pirate responds by saying "I wonder if you mean old Rose Wilco, the crazy old lady over on Phatt Island?!" So Guybrush leaves the Scumm Bar to...
Lennie Melvin
10/25/2009, 10:07 am
go to the harbour. He charters his favourite ship;
FitzoliverJ
10/25/2009, 10:38 am
...Le Météore Dangereux. But there had been some changes down at the shipyard, and rather than his regular crew, Guybrush found himself facing...
StarEye
10/25/2009, 10:42 am
...JoJo Jr. and family. "What are you doing here?", says...
Lennie Melvin
10/25/2009, 10:58 am
Elaine, "I thought we were supposed to be going out for dinner tonight. I can't have you galavanting around the caribbean on a ship full of monkeys."
To which Guybrush replied
Fealiks
10/25/2009, 10:59 am
"I'm not galavanting... I don't even have a swordfish. We were just going to..."
Lennie Melvin
10/25/2009, 11:02 am
"fill my pants with useless items and if there's time..."
Fealiks
10/25/2009, 11:04 am
"...some useful ones". Elaine folded her arms and said
Haggis
10/25/2009, 11:23 am
"If you don't come with me this instant, I'll fill your pants with ferrets!"
Lennie Melvin
10/25/2009, 11:25 am
But Guybrush, having lept aboard his ship, shouted back "I don't think there's enough room for anymore!"
He then set sail for
Toothbrush Creepwood
10/25/2009, 11:25 am
Phatt Island, to meet the foe!
leo-the-red
10/25/2009, 11:56 am
Le Chuck, who still held a grudge on Guybrush for breaking his....
Fealiks
10/25/2009, 12:36 pm
"most jelly beans consumed in under one minute" record, was ready for Guybrush's arrival. He had fashioned a sword out of
Lennie Melvin
10/25/2009, 01:26 pm
chewing gum and toothpicks. However, his shoddy workmanship
balin2k
10/25/2009, 05:18 pm
..was no where as shoddy as the swords over at 'Stan's previously owned toothpick and chewing gum sword shop'. while waiting for guybrush to come into port le chuck dicided to...
Fealiks
10/26/2009, 03:58 am
check up on Rose Wilco to see if she was still
Spadge
10/26/2009, 08:25 am
folowing his cunning plan. LeChuck had everything figured out, and the only thing missing was...
Fealiks
10/26/2009, 09:43 am
the blood of Guybrush Threepwood, which, when accquired, would ensure that LeChuck could finally win the hand of Elaine. Meanwhile, aboard Le Météore Dangereux,
Lennie Melvin
10/26/2009, 09:50 am
Guybrush was regretting not buying porthole defoggers from Stan when he'd had the chance. Unable to see anything in the cabin he went on deck only to be...
FitzoliverJ
10/26/2009, 10:12 am
..advised by his butler that the ship had run aground. "Where are we - and since when have I got a butler?"
Lennie Melvin
10/26/2009, 10:48 am
"Oh sorry sir," said Winslow, "I took the liberty of stowawaying on your ship and appointing myself as butler. I do hope you don't mind."
"Not at all Winslow! In fact, I would have been very disappointed if the case had been otherwise. So where are we?"
Spadge
10/26/2009, 12:05 pm
"Unfortunately, sir, the winds had taken us to the cruel and violent Rhombus of San Hanuman!" - said Winslow and pointed at the twisted stormy clouds above.
Lennie Melvin
10/26/2009, 12:26 pm
Meanwhile, LeChuck kicked down Rose Wilco's front door
Spadge
10/26/2009, 12:37 pm
with his mighty pirate boots and an "Arrr!" that would make a lesser man shiver in fear. But Rose wasn't impressed by her master's show of force, after all she was...
Fealiks
10/26/2009, 01:21 pm
sharing a house with him at the time. After a few moments, LeChuck realised his mistake and bashfully replaced the door. "What do you want? I'm busy" snapped Rose Wilco. LeChuck said "I came to tell you that Guybrush Threepwood
TomPravetz
10/26/2009, 01:42 pm
"That's not all you'll...
Lennie Melvin
10/26/2009, 03:13 pm
LeChuck stopped and cleared his throat, "Maybe you should sit down first, I have some shocking news...
balin2k
10/26/2009, 03:59 pm
'what is it?' rose asked. ' its geekwood... he is stronger then we thought.. my sources tell me that...that....he managed to kill the great santino!..
syrup
10/26/2009, 04:48 pm
At that moment an evil boney rattle filled the room " Mwuuuuh hahaha, lies lies lies!! Who dares spread inaccurate rumours of the the demonic pirate skull murrr...errrr.... santino!"
Spadge
10/26/2009, 09:19 pm
"Oh, yeah look what I found this morning" - sighed Rose and pointed at her fish tank. Her goldfish Montoya was joyfully swimming in and out an angry-looking skull's eye sockets.
"Oy, get me out of here, for Hellbeard's sake!"
Spadge
10/26/2009, 09:45 pm
The story so far:
Deep in the Carribean.
Kettlepot Island
Nighttime, 10 pm. Guybrush stood over the decaying corpse of the lookout of Melee Island. He appears to have been killed by his favourite teacher from kindergarten. What caused this once friendly female to become such a ruthless pirate, working as a henchman (woman) for wages, no man could say.
Still, all his pockets were filled with neat stuff, like a valuable rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle. Beside him was the only hint, leading to the hideout of the kindergarten-killer, a red rose and a note with the letters R.W scrawled in with the lookouts blood. Guybrush decides to investigate by heading towards Melee town. His first port of call is Skull Island, to pick up some pearl earrings for his and Elaine's wedding anniversary and also to sign a petition to change the name 'skull island' to 'duck island' and heads on his way to Melee Island again (all the while thinking what a worth while trip Skull Island was). Guybrush walks into the Scumm bar and approaches a surly looking pirate and asks him if he knows anything of the initials R.W. The pirate responds by saying "No."
So Guybrush approaches a ever so slightly less surly looking pirate and asks the same question, this pirate responds by saying "I wonder if you mean old Rose Wilco, the crazy old lady over on Phatt Island?!" So Guybrush leaves the Scumm Bar to...go to the harbour. He charters his favourite ship: Le Météore Dangereux. But there had been some changes down at the shipyard, and rather than his regular crew, Guybrush found himself facing.JoJo Jr. and family.
"What are you doing here?", says Elaine, "I thought we were supposed to be going out for dinner tonight. I can't have you galavanting around the caribbean on a ship full of monkeys."
To which Guybrush replied "I'm not galavanting... I don't even have a swordfish. We were just going to fill my pants with useless items and if there's time some useful ones".
Elaine folded her arms and said"If you don't come with me this instant, I'll fill your pants with ferrets!"
But Guybrush, having lept aboard his ship, shouted back "I don't think there's enough room for anymore!"
He then set sail for Phatt Island, to meet the foe!
Le Chuck, who still held a grudge on Guybrush for breaking his "most jelly beans consumed in under one minute" record, was ready for Guybrush's arrival. He had fashioned a sword out of chewing gum and toothpicks. However, his shoddy workmanship was no where as shoddy as the swords over at "Stan's previously owned toothpick and chewing gum sword shop". While waiting for Guybrush to come into port LeChuck decided to check up on Rose Wilco to see if she was still folowing his cunning plan. LeChuck had everything figured out, and the only thing missing was the blood of Guybrush Threepwood, which, when accquired, would ensure that LeChuck could finally win the hand of Elaine.
Meanwhile, aboard Le Météore Dangereux, Guybrush was regretting not buying porthole defoggers from Stan when he'd had the chance. Unable to see anything in the cabin he went on deck only to be advised by his butler that the ship had run aground. "Where are we - and since when have I got a butler?"
"Oh sorry sir," said Winslow, "I took the liberty of stowawaying on your ship and appointing myself as butler. I do hope you don't mind."
"Not at all Winslow! In fact, I would have been very disappointed if the case had been otherwise. So where are we?"
"Unfortunately, sir, the winds had taken us to the cruel and violent Rhombus of San Hanuman!" - said Winslow and pointed at the twisted stormy clouds above.
Meanwhile, LeChuck kicked down Rose Wilco's front door with his mighty pirate boots and an "Arrr!" that would make a lesser man shiver in fear. But Rose wasn't impressed by her master's show of force, after all she was sharing a house with him at the time. After a few moments, LeChuck realised his mistake and bashfully replaced the door. "What do you want? I'm busy" snapped Rose Wilco. LeChuck said "I came to tell you that Guybrush Threepwood..." LeChuck stopped and cleared his throat, "Maybe you should sit down first, I have some shocking news."
"What is it?" Rose asked.
"It's Geekwood... he is stronger then we thought.. my sources tell me that...that....he managed to kill the great Santino!".
At that moment an evil boney rattle filled the room " Mwuuuuhahahaha, lies lies lies!! Who dares spread inaccurate rumours of the the demonic pirate skull Murrr...errrr.... Santino!"
"Oh, yeah look what I found this morning." - sighed Rose and pointed at her fishtank. Her goldfish Montoya was joyfully swimming in and out an angry-looking skull's eye sockets.
"Oy, get me out of here, for Hellbeard's sake!"
Awesomepantsman
10/27/2009, 01:39 am
LeChuck noted, 'You remind me of someone on my crew. But I don't remember killing a Santino... did you change your name since then?'
Fealiks
10/27/2009, 04:35 am
"Uh... you must be thinking of my cousin, Murray" said Murray, "He's the handsomest, most eeevil skull in the Tri-Island area! With one blink, he could-"
"Blink?"
"...With one bite he could crush a man's soul into a million pieces! Bwahahahahaha! Really, though, he's a great guy, good with kids."
rebel pk r
10/27/2009, 05:56 am
Lechuck said "oh i remember Murry he was the skull used to melt candles on"
FitzoliverJ
10/27/2009, 09:36 am
With great effort, Murray managed to control his temper. Rather than rain down a thousand curses upon LeChuck, Rose Wilco, and the goldfish, Murray enticingly remarked "Know this, that only I, Mu- um, Santino, know how to ensure the destruction of Guybrush Threepwood and the love of the fair Elaine forever, by means of
rebel pk r
10/27/2009, 09:41 am
lechuck reached for his sword and quickly decapitated Murry from Santino body "I need no help" he bellowed.
FitzoliverJ
10/27/2009, 10:26 am
So, while Rose and LeChuck mop up all the water and pick up all the glass from what remains of her fishtank, let us return to Winslow and Threepwood, who are beginning to wish they'd checked the weather reports that morning.
Lennie Melvin
10/27/2009, 11:18 am
"Jumpin' monkeys!" Exclaimed Winslow, "I don't believe it! Don't look now Guybrush, but there's...
rebel pk r
10/27/2009, 01:11 pm
A giant rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle hovering above us"
balin2k
10/27/2009, 01:13 pm
'sorry' guybrush says putting away his flying romote control ruber chicken with a pully in the middle toy.'wait whats that!' screams winslow.its a giant manatee behind you! and he is about to swallow the ship!' guybrush stares at winslow.with his teeth grinding guybrush utters from the side of his mouth 'winslow.. wrong script..' winslow looks at guybrush and then realised his mistake ' oh! err.... i mean a giant cloud made of....
Fealiks
10/27/2009, 02:17 pm
fire! Run for the hills, Captain! It's every man for himself! Abandon ship! Where's the map?! Somebody make sure the map is oka--"
"Winslow, get a hold of yourself" said Guybrush, slapping his Butler on the back of the head. "It's just a regular cloud. And how are you so drunk? We only had one bottle of grog on the-- woah!" Guybrush was knocked over as Le Météore Dangereux was slowly enveloped by a storm of fire, and the sea beneath them began to turn red "Oh," said Guybrush, "you were talking about that fire cloud... yikes!"
rebel pk r
10/27/2009, 02:27 pm
Use Mints with fire cloud.....nothing interesting happens. Use giant rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle with cloud.....
balin2k
10/27/2009, 03:33 pm
it worked! gybrush throws the rubber chicken with a pully in the middle at the cloud of fire. little did guybrush, winslow and the rest of the monkey crew know that this was voodo fire. the voodo powers within the fire bring the chicken to life! he lands on the deck. guybrush and wnslow look at each other as the chicken says...
Fealiks
10/27/2009, 03:44 pm
"Thtand back, thitizens!", leaping into action. "Halt, voodoo cloud!" says the lisping chicken, holding a hand (shaped wing) out to the cloud, "You shall bother theeth men no more! Take leave of thith ship and retreat to the firey depths from whenth you came!". As the chicken puffed out its chest, the voodoo cloud was sucked into the darkness of its pulley. "You saved us! Way to go, novelty chicken!" said Guybrush, kneeling down to talk to the chicken, "What's your name?"
Fealiks
10/27/2009, 03:53 pm
The story so far...
Deep in the Carribean.
Kettlepot Island
Nighttime, 10 pm. Guybrush stood over the decaying corpse of the lookout of Melee Island. He appears to have been killed by his favourite teacher from kindergarten. What caused this once friendly female to become such a ruthless pirate, working as a henchman (woman) for wages, no man could say.
Still, all his pockets were filled with neat stuff, like a valuable rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle. Beside him was the only hint, leading to the hideout of the kindergarten-killer, a red rose and a note with the letters R.W scrawled in with the lookouts blood. Guybrush decides to investigate by heading towards Melee town. His first port of call is Skull Island, to pick up some pearl earrings for his and Elaine's wedding anniversary and also to sign a petition to change the name 'skull island' to 'duck island' and heads on his way to Melee Island again (all the while thinking what a worth while trip Skull Island was). Guybrush walks into the Scumm bar and approaches a surly looking pirate and asks him if he knows anything of the initials R.W. The pirate responds by saying "No."
So Guybrush approaches a ever so slightly less surly looking pirate and asks the same question, this pirate responds by saying "I wonder if you mean old Rose Wilco, the crazy old lady over on Phatt Island?!" So Guybrush leaves the Scumm Bar to...go to the harbour. He charters his favourite ship: Le Météore Dangereux. But there had been some changes down at the shipyard, and rather than his regular crew, Guybrush found himself facing.JoJo Jr. and family.
"What are you doing here?", says Elaine, "I thought we were supposed to be going out for dinner tonight. I can't have you galavanting around the caribbean on a ship full of monkeys."
To which Guybrush replied "I'm not galavanting... I don't even have a swordfish. We were just going to fill my pants with useless items and if there's time some useful ones".
Elaine folded her arms and said"If you don't come with me this instant, I'll fill your pants with ferrets!"
But Guybrush, having lept aboard his ship, shouted back "I don't think there's enough room for anymore!"
He then set sail for Phatt Island, to meet the foe!
Le Chuck, who still held a grudge on Guybrush for breaking his "most jelly beans consumed in under one minute" record, was ready for Guybrush's arrival. He had fashioned a sword out of chewing gum and toothpicks. However, his shoddy workmanship was no where as shoddy as the swords over at "Stan's previously owned toothpick and chewing gum sword shop". While waiting for Guybrush to come into port LeChuck decided to check up on Rose Wilco to see if she was still folowing his cunning plan. LeChuck had everything figured out, and the only thing missing was the blood of Guybrush Threepwood, which, when accquired, would ensure that LeChuck could finally win the hand of Elaine.
Meanwhile, aboard Le Météore Dangereux, Guybrush was regretting not buying porthole defoggers from Stan when he'd had the chance. Unable to see anything in the cabin he went on deck only to be advised by his butler that the ship had run aground. "Where are we - and since when have I got a butler?"
"Oh sorry sir," said Winslow, "I took the liberty of stowawaying on your ship and appointing myself as butler. I do hope you don't mind."
"Not at all Winslow! In fact, I would have been very disappointed if the case had been otherwise. So where are we?"
"Unfortunately, sir, the winds had taken us to the cruel and violent Rhombus of San Hanuman!" - said Winslow and pointed at the twisted stormy clouds above.
Meanwhile, LeChuck kicked down Rose Wilco's front door with his mighty pirate boots and an "Arrr!" that would make a lesser man shiver in fear. But Rose wasn't impressed by her master's show of force, after all she was sharing a house with him at the time. After a few moments, LeChuck realised his mistake and bashfully replaced the door. "What do you want? I'm busy" snapped Rose Wilco. LeChuck said "I came to tell you that Guybrush Threepwood..." LeChuck stopped and cleared his throat, "Maybe you should sit down first, I have some shocking news."
"What is it?" Rose asked.
"It's Geekwood... he is stronger then we thought.. my sources tell me that...that....he managed to kill the great Santino!".
At that moment an evil boney rattle filled the room " Mwuuuuhahahaha, lies lies lies!! Who dares spread inaccurate rumours of the the demonic pirate skull Murrr...errrr.... Santino!"
"Oh, yeah look what I found this morning." - sighed Rose and pointed at her fishtank. Her goldfish Montoya was joyfully swimming in and out an angry-looking skull's eye sockets.
"Oy, get me out of here, for Hellbeard's sake!"
LeChuck noted, "You remind me of someone on my crew. But I don't remember killing a Santino... did you change your name since then?"
"Uh... you must be thinking of my cousin, Murray" said Murray, "He's the handsomest, most eeevil skull in the Tri-Island area! With one blink, he could-"
"Blink?"
"...With one bite he could crush a man's soul into a million pieces! Bwahahahahaha! Really, though, he's a great guy, good with kids."
Lechuck said "oh i remember Murry he was the skull used to melt candles on" With great effort, Murray managed to control his temper. Rather than rain down a thousand curses upon LeChuck, Rose Wilco, and the goldfish, Murray enticingly remarked
"Know this, that only I, Mu- um, Santino, know how to ensure the destruction of Guybrush Threepwood and the love of the fair Elaine forever, by means of--" Lechuck reached for his sword and quickly decapitated Murry from Santino body "I need no help" he bellowed. So, while Rose and LeChuck mop up all the water and pick up all the glass from what remains of her fishtank, let us return to Winslow and Threepwood, who are beginning to wish they'd checked the weather reports that morning.
"Jumpin' monkeys!" Exclaimed Winslow, "I don't believe it! Don't look now Guybrush, but there's A giant rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle hovering above us"
"sorry" guybrush says putting away his flying romote control ruber chicken with a pully in the middle toy. "wait whats that!" screams winslow. "its a giant manatee behind you! and he is about to swallow the ship!" guybrush stares at winslow. with his teeth grinding guybrush utters from the side of his mouth "winslow.. wrong script.." winslow looks at guybrush and then realised his mistake "oh! err.... i mean a giant cloud made of fire! Run for the hills, Captain! It's every man for himself! Abandon ship! Where's the map?! Somebody make sure the map is oka--"
"Winslow, get a hold of yourself" said Guybrush, slapping his Butler on the back of the head. "It's just a regular cloud. And how are you so drunk? We only had one bottle of grog on the-- woah!" Guybrush was knocked over as Le Météore Dangereux was slowly enveloped by a storm of fire, and the sea beneath them began to turn red "Oh," said Guybrush, "you were talking about that fire cloud... yikes!"
Use Mints with fire cloud..... nothing interesting happens. Use giant rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle with cloud..... it worked! gybrush throws the rubber chicken with a pully in the middle at the cloud of fire. little did guybrush, winslow and the rest of the monkey crew know that this was voodo fire. the voodo powers within the fire bring the chicken to life! he lands on the deck. guybrush and wnslow look at each other as the chicken says "Thtand back, thitizens!", leaping into action.
"Halt, voodoo cloud!" says the lisping chicken, holding a hand (shaped wing) out to the cloud, "You shall bother theeth men no more! Take leave of thith ship and retreat to the firey depths from whenth you came!". As the chicken puffed out its chest, the voodoo cloud was sucked into the darkness of its pulley. "You saved us! Way to go, novelty chicken!" said Guybrush, kneeling down to talk to the chicken, "What's your name?"
Spadge
10/27/2009, 09:00 pm
"Name? Give me a thecond, lad, I jutht came to live! Now, letth thee, how about...umm... Limpy? Roothter McRubberbottom? Tholomon Kane? Oh, darn my luck, I think the voodoo is wearing off!" And with a nasty sound and the smell of burnt rubber the chicken was liquified into a tiny pink puddle of ectoplasm.
rebel pk r
10/28/2009, 02:44 am
aww that rubber chicken cost me 1,000 pieces of eight..... well at least i have a 30 day warranty!!" suddenly Guybrush hears a familiar voice....
Fealiks
10/28/2009, 05:34 am
"30 day warranty? Is that all they gave you? Well, don't worry, lad, I have a couple of tricks up my sleeve yet!" said Stan, waving his arms about furiously
"Oh, great... it's you" said Guybrush
FitzoliverJ
10/28/2009, 10:03 am
"Yes, friend, me! Welcome to Stan's Discount Pound Shop, where we battle the credit crunch buy selling absolutely ANYTHING so long as it's worth just a pound - and then, my friend, we sweeten the deal by cutting the price, on anything from rubber chickens with or without pulleys, toasters, hifis, navigational aids, pencils, pottery, novelty Halloween costumes, boxes, plates, gramaphones, saucy daguerrotypes, and a whole host of remaindered books, just like "101 Islands You Must Sail to Before You Die", "How to Paint With Watercolours", "How to Paint with Watercolours in a Desert", "Inspector Canard's How to Detect Murderers", "1001 Voodoo Recipes", "Escape from Monkey Island - Official Strategy Guide", Complete Works of Thomas Rowley, "Monkey Spotter Guide", Shakespeares "Vortigern" - Replica Souvenir Edition, "Zen and the Art of Giant Robot Monkey Maintenance", "Why I Blew Up LeChuck" by Guybrush Threepwood-"
Fealiks
10/28/2009, 12:32 pm
*DONG* "Oh... my... my face..."
"Would you like me to hit him again, sir?" said Winslow, holding a frying pan.
"Look, Stan," said Guybrush, "We're on a very important mission. We don't need any stowaways, and we definitely don't need any of your junk. Except maybe a compass. We're trying to get to Phatt Island and I'm not sure any of us know where we are..."
"A compass? Why, I've got just the thing! You look like the kind of guy who'd benefit from our Automatic Navigon 3000 range Dual-Pin, Magnetic Core, Quad-direction, Glass ca-" *DONG*
"Winslow, easy on the frying pan! Look, skip the sales pitch, Stan - I'll take it. Which way is Phatt Island?"
Spadge
10/28/2009, 01:38 pm
"Let me just check!"
Stan swiftly tucks the coins deep in his blue plaid suit, throws a compass to Winslow and with a wink jumps off the ship. Guybrush and Winslow rush to the edge and see something strange right next to the ship. It's part boat, two parts tent and three parts junkheap. How "Stan's Discount Pound Shop" still floats is a mystery.
"Ah, hewe it is!" Stan says and shows his head from inside, holding some kind of map between his teeth.
Then, the shop exploded and Guybrush lost everything he had received by this point due to the explosion.
balin2k
10/28/2009, 02:34 pm
'ahhhh monkey spit!' guybrush scream's. winslow, you dont happen to have any giant snake that would be willing to swallow me so i can grab the stuff it has eaten by any chance? 'no sir.. fresh out' winslow says back. 'ahhh ok. well i guess we will havto navagate by the stars winslow' so guybrush and winslow sail off into unknown waters. a few hours later guybrush aproaches an island ' i sure hope this is phatt island' guybrush says. little did guybrush and winslow know that this island was infact...
Spadge
10/28/2009, 03:18 pm
the dreaded Turtle Island, hiding place of Captain Tramolino and his motley crew of souless cutthroats!
FitzoliverJ
10/29/2009, 09:32 am
After a week's difficult sailing through treacherous storms (which just goes to show that Guybrush should have been paying more attention to what Winslow told him), they finally made landfall at Turtle Island, but as Guybrush stepped down onto the sandy beach of what he mistakenly thought was Phatt Island, his "razor-sharp" instincts told him something was very wrong - for, in the bushes in front of him, lurked twenty fierce-looking pirates, each more horribly be-weaponed than the last.
"Please don't give us away," sobbed Captain Tramolino, "we're using this island as a hiding place, the dreaded Morgan Le Flay is after us!!"
On cue, Morgan Le Flay pops out and unveils her new army of less fearsome pirate hunters!
FitzoliverJ
10/30/2009, 08:56 am
As Morgan Le Flay adjusted her clothing accordingly, Guybrush pulled the elegant half-hunter watch from his waistcoat.
"Hmm.... I think we're safe - Morgan's working to Pacific Standard Time, so there's simply *hours* before anything she does will reach us."
Sheepgood
10/30/2009, 09:02 am
Meanwhile....The tree canibals had a talk about what sould they do with the door of the hut.Leamonhead was ready to talk..
FitzoliverJ
10/30/2009, 11:26 am
"On second thoughts", said Guybrush, as Morgan Le Flay's alarm clock (cunningly disguised as a two-handed broadsword) began to ring, and as he lowered the telescope from his eye, "perhaps we've got less time than we thought. Maybe I shouldn't have been watching those cannibals all this time - come to think of it, I don't actually think that they're on *this* island at all."
Plunder_Bunny
10/30/2009, 01:11 pm
Meanwhile on Phatt Island...
Rose Wilco grows tired of waiting for Guybrush to arrive at Phatt island. She grabs a suit case, packs it and decides it's time to take out her competition. She jumps on her ship and sets sail to...
Phatt Island! She drives a circle aroundm and then is on the other side of the island. However, a man approaches her, and unveils a saber. "You...
FitzoliverJ
10/31/2009, 07:02 am
should not have come here. Governor Bloodnose of Kettlepot Island has sent for Inspector Canard to investigate the mysterious death of the Lookout of Melee Island, and the even more mysterious fact that he was on a totally different island, I mean, OK, his eyesight's bad, but puh-lease - but I digress, for Canard is coming *here*, today, and will undoubtedly fix upon you as chief suspect if you cannot concoct a reason for him to suspect Guybrush Threepwood, so, I say to you, fly from here, now, unless you wanna stop here and discuss how cool my sword is, I've got it out here to show you and everything."
Lennie Melvin
10/31/2009, 11:56 am
The mysterious man then stabs Rose and leaves her dying in a pool of blood
As another figure approaced, Rose was mere seconds from death.
"Hello. My name is Richard Lampost, and I have an offering for you." He said, handing her a golden watch."
Meanwhile...
FitzoliverJ
11/01/2009, 01:03 am
the mysterious man was hiding round the corner, rechecking his list of voodoo instructions, and cursing Lampost under his breath for interfering. "Gold watches nothing," he muttered, "the elixir I smeared over my cutlass blade's gonna kick in any minute, and I don't want any random passers-by witnessing her rise to immortality."
Plunder_Bunny
11/01/2009, 03:00 am
Just as the special elixir was supposed to kick as stated in the voodoo instructions a familiar evil laugh emerged from what appeared to be Rose's body.
"Muuhahahahahaaa! Fear me the great and all powerful Murray!" Just under where Rose was bleeding out, Murray was looking quite terrifying cover in her blood with something lodged into his right eye socket. It was...
...a bottle of cheap cologne...
Plunder_Bunny
11/01/2009, 05:47 am
...labled "Babe Magnet".
Lampost, noticing the bizrre reaction to the elixir, immediately drew out a revolver. "Krandle! I know you are here!" He yelled out, referring to the mysterious man. Little did he realize "Rose" drew her saber, and stabbed Lampost in the chest. As he collapsed, his golden watch stopped ticking. "Stop Threepwood" He said, in his last dying words.
After slaying the dragon, saving the maiden and finding the treasure, Guybrush was left on Jambalaya Island "This is odd" he spoke to himself "How did that happen?!" then suddenly a figure crept up from behind him it was...
FitzoliverJ
11/01/2009, 08:26 am
..the postman.
"Mr Guybrush Q Threepwood?" he asked, "I have some redirected mail for you."
"Mail? I do not believe I know the meaning of the word!" Guybrush said, unaware the Postman was really a Voodoo infected ghost pirate named...
FitzoliverJ
11/01/2009, 11:25 am
, who didn't appreciate the attitude: "YOU WILL TAKE YOUR POST AND BE GRATEFUL, LEST I RUN YOU THROUGH WITH MY CUTLASS AND THEN GO ON STRIKE!!!!!!"
Guybrush hurriedly took the letter, and opened it, to find it had come to him from the Executors of the Estate of Ozzie Mandrill, deeding to him the Planet Threepwood restaurant chain: "Bwahahahahahahaha!" he cried, "now I can carry out my wicked and over-complicated plan to steal the identity of Guybrush Ulysses Threepwood, and force Lucasarts to start making all their computer games about me!!!!"
However, Darrell Rodriguez came in a large bomber plane and nuked Ozzie whilst he was in his fit of jubilation. Winslow emerged from the wreckage and said with a smirk "Very sporty!"...
FitzoliverJ
11/01/2009, 11:38 am
Guybrush Q Threepwood dragged himself from the wreckage and re-examined the letter, which did, indeed, under the terms of the Will, require him to adopt the name of Ozzie Mandrill Jr, which wouldn't be much cop bearing in mind that his entire life was devoted to impersonating a mighty pirate. Realising his utter defeat, he collapsed and died.
Meanwhile, back on whatever island it was that the real Guybrush was actually one after mistakenly identifying it was Phatt Island, a dangerous standoff was taking place between Guybrush and his crew, the band of vicious pirates living there, Morgan and her followers, and the cannibals, who had got fed up with waiting for anybody to take notice of them, and had sailed across the bay to the island, and a deadly silence fell as each of the antagonist waited for the next to break the moment and enter battle, a silence broken only by Guybrush asking, "So, where did Winslow go all of a sudden?"
Just then, back at Qwood's current location, Winslow stabbed and killed Guybrush Q. Threepwood. Pirate, lover, friend, and... father?
FitzoliverJ
11/03/2009, 10:43 pm
Quickly, Winslow checked the pockets of the corpse, in doing so accidentally ripping off its jerkin - only to discover that it wasn't a human being at all, but a robot!
"What a waste," thought Winslow, "I've just killed him *twice* in a row, and it wasn't the real Guybrush Q Threepwood after all, what a rip."
Lennie Melvin
11/04/2009, 11:52 am
Then Winslow sat down and cried and then drank some grog. And then cried again. And then finished his 4th bottle.
FitzoliverJ
11/04/2009, 10:35 pm
But little did Winslow know that he was but the tool of a master manipulator! Quickly, the secret chemicals present in the four bottles of Grog (and the others) did their work, erasing from his memory all knowledge of his murderous desires and acts, and as Winslow drunkenly stumbled through mysterious tunnels back to the island beach, he forgot that he had ever disappeared from the putative field of battle at all.....
"That's not good enough!" The evil voodoo manipulator shouted, grabbing their coat. "I'm going to find Winslow, and kill that oaf!"
FitzoliverJ
11/05/2009, 09:43 am
"Where the devil have you been?!" asked Guybrush, as Winslow climbed out of a secret tunnel. "I've been here absolutely *hours*, painstakingly unmasking all the cannibals and pirates and Morgan and the pirate-hunters and Jojo Jr and our monkey crew as robots, and could have used your help!"
Lennie Melvin
11/06/2009, 07:50 am
"I love you man...!" Said a decidedly drunk Winslow who then fell into a drunken slumber.
Upon hearing this drunken statement, the resident Mighty Pirate disappeared into thin air.
FitzoliverJ
11/06/2009, 07:57 am
"Gosh, this air's thin," remarked Guybrush, as he plummeted down the deep hole into which he had just stumbled, it being the entrance to the tunnels that Winslow had forgotten he had discovered. "Uh-oh, that ground coming towards me doesn't look thin so much as hard."
Gman5852
11/06/2009, 11:16 am
But the ground was really made entirly out of rubber trees, so guybrush bounces up to safety only to be surrounded by pirates leaded by...
FitzoliverJ
11/07/2009, 12:41 am
Governor Bloodnose of Kettlepot Island! "Ah, the notorious Mr Brush, we meet again, and I see that you have added littering" (he pointed to the broken robots lying around the beach) "to murder on your list of crimes - Inspector Canard, do your duty!"
A short, stumpy man emerged from the crowd and handed Guybrush a baseball bat. "Beat the governor to death, Mr. Loongood." Guybrush smiled as he battered the governor, and somewhere, the Pirate God smiled. "MUAHAHA! My plan is coming to action!"
FitzoliverJ
11/08/2009, 12:01 am
"Sacre cerise!" cried Inspector Canard. "That bat has hypnotic control serum smeared all over it - although on the other hand, Monsieur Threepwood is wearing the gloves."
aerbil
04/04/2010, 02:56 am
OF hypnotic relations with MR.Lamb
The Mighty M
12/03/2010, 01:33 pm
Has it ended? I think it has.
Lennie Melvin
12/04/2010, 05:46 am
Never!
Where were we? Uh, meanwhile on Phatt Island, Governor Phatt finished off the last morsels of whale on his plate and asked
tredlow
12/04/2010, 10:17 pm
something. And then
Lennie Melvin
12/06/2010, 08:49 am
fell to the floor clutching his chest. He lay on the floor, dying a sad and lonely death... just like this thread.
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