I wanna be a....

[Andorxor]

The first poster will post what he wanna be and the next will post 3 trials he must complete before he can can be it.

Example:
I wanna be a pirate
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1. Trial: Get the secret treasure of Meeleisland
2. Trial: Get the idol of many hands
3. Trial: Defeat the swordmaster
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I wanna be a cook


Lets start:
I wanna be a rockstar

[GEOSHIRE]

Trial: Find the Pick of Destiny
Trial: Steal the mystical sheet music of Led zepilinia
Trial: Win the battle of the bands

[Mouldcube]

I wanna be a carbon atom...

[zombiemaniac]

you have to...

BECOME A MOLECULE.
BECOME A NEUTRON.
TALK TO JIMMY. (xD become a neutron, and jimmy, jimmy neutron. xD)

[Maxilyah]

I wanna be a writer.

[Brian, Mighty Pirate]

you have to
1: get a pen/pencil
2: get paper
3: use pen/pencil with paper

[Brian, Mighty Pirate]

i want to be a game designer

[TomPravetz]

You have to:

Re-use old ideas
Plagiarize
Get a lawyer.

I wanna be a "Mighty Animator"!

[wavefunction]

You have to:

Beat the MajusArts
Discover the newest adobe flash version
And steal some paper for your sketches XD

I wanna be a lawyer

[Ribs]

You have to:
Overcome the Socratic Method
Bribe a Judge
Take Down the Mob

I wanna be the very best, that no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!

[TomPravetz]

Beat the MajusArts


Impossible!

[strobro]

Yes! a pokemon quote!!!

you need to:
get a starter pokemon
capture 50 pokemon
go to the indigo league

[strobro]

i want to be a firetruck

[Remolay]

first you must
1. be a brick
2. go out with Lisa simpson
3. get traded to the chicago tribune

I want to be a robotic rabbit thing with a hook hand, a goatee, and a cursed cutlass

[Falanca]

You just have to;

1-Cause a space/time rift
2-Take a bath using ice blocks that are big as your head instead of water
3-The hardest, date a girl.

Then? You hit maturity and everything you want is granted. Except for the robotic part, but you'll have the mating instincts of a rabbit.

I wanna be Majus.

[Brian, Mighty Pirate]

you have to
1. be awsome
2. be awsome
3. be freaking awsome


i want to be a photographer

[tredlow]

You need to complete the three trials:

1. Camera Adjustery
2. Photo Shootery
3. Develop filmery

I wanna be an adventure game character...

[Andorxor]

1. Infiltrate TellTale
2. Take a intern hostage with a loaded stapler to force them to include you in their next game
3. Impress them by combining simple office items to escape the police

I wanna be Winslow

[TheNuclearReactor]

1) Earn your Epic Win degree
2) Learn how to dance
3) Develop a strange liking for maps.

I wanna be the Ultimate Nerd.

[Maxilyah]

1) Win an award for wearing your pants so high that it hurts.
2) Be arrested for snorting extremely loudly and annoyingly when you laugh.
3) Play Monkey Island. Oh, wait...

I wanna be a chocolateer.

[Haggis]

1) Take a four-year college course in chocolaterianity
2) Spend two years working on a cacao plantation
3) Open up a chocolaterie and get Johnny Depp to visit

I wanna be the winner of the Tour de France

[Remolay]

1) Train for years
2) beat cancer
3) make rubber bracelets

I want to be a mighty... FLOORING INSPECTOR!

[strobro]

you must...
learn about flooring
learn about inspectors
learn about flooring inspectors

i wanna be a catapillar