Monkey Island Caption Contest #1

[apenpaap]

The idea of this game is very simple: The contest runner (me) posts two images, and it's your job to put funny captions under the images (photoshopping the images is allowed too, btw). After a week, the contest will end, and I will open a thread with two new pictures. The most important rule is to have fun.
The images for this week:
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDChQ6DI/AAAAAAAAApU/wnFHfWKQsQQ/s800/captions1.png

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDKa2WLI/AAAAAAAAApQ/2y53qHnbIzI/s800/MI101_desinge_airgun.jpg

P.S.: PM me if you have a good picture for the next contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.
P.P.S: You may enter as many times as you like.

[puzzlebox]

Hehe... great idea, apenpaap. :)

1064

You're out of the band, LeChuck. We really need a percussionist who can play the drums.

[Friar]

Oooo! I love caption contests!

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDChQ6DI/AAAAAAAAApU/wnFHfWKQsQQ/s800/captions1.png
"Guybrushes new cape was really gettin on Lechucks nerves"
or
"Unholy THIS!"

[apenpaap]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDChQ6DI/AAAAAAAAApU/wnFHfWKQsQQ/s800/captions1.png

Camera zooms in on priest's face.
Advertisement voice-over: "Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?"

[Captain Mickey]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDChQ6DI/AAAAAAAAApU/wnFHfWKQsQQ/s800/captions1.png

Turns out, the unknown person in the dress was none of then Guybrush Threepwood: Mighty Cross Dresser.

(It shocked both the priest and Lechuck)

[hplikelike]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDKa2WLI/AAAAAAAAApQ/2y53qHnbIzI/s800/MI101_desinge_airgun.jpg


DE SINGE:
I know vat you're thinking. "Will that homemade gun do anything?" Well, to tell you ze truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is an invention of ze most brilliant scientific mind since Claud de Shue, the most powerful airgun in ze world, and would blow your clothes clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[GaryCXJk]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDChQ6DI/AAAAAAAAApU/wnFHfWKQsQQ/s800/captions1.png
"Hey there Guybrush o' buddy, let's celebrate the switch to click and drag!"


http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDKa2WLI/AAAAAAAAApQ/2y53qHnbIzI/s800/MI101_desinge_airgun.jpg
"Say bye bye to your click and drag!"

[Avistew]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDKa2WLI/AAAAAAAAApQ/2y53qHnbIzI/s800/MI101_desinge_airgun.jpg

GUYBRUSH: No pictures!

[jmm]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDKa2WLI/AAAAAAAAApQ/2y53qHnbIzI/s800/MI101_desinge_airgun.jpg

GUYBRUSH: Ok, Ok, your wig is not that hideous.

[Datadog]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDChQ6DI/AAAAAAAAApU/wnFHfWKQsQQ/s800/captions1.png

"I declare you man and wife. You may now punch the bride."

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDKa2WLI/AAAAAAAAApQ/2y53qHnbIzI/s800/MI101_desinge_airgun.jpg

Guybrush's mime-in-a-box routine didn't go over as well as he had hoped.

[Hayden]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDKa2WLI/AAAAAAAAApQ/2y53qHnbIzI/s800/MI101_desinge_airgun.jpg

Guybrush: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I'm trained in an unpopular, but deadly, form of martial arts.

[Juicius Maximus]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDChQ6DI/AAAAAAAAApU/wnFHfWKQsQQ/s800/captions1.png

GHOST PRIEST: Swing your partner, do-si-do!

GUYBRUSH: I knew those Sufism night classes would come in handy one day. Everybody knows whirling dervishes are immune to ghost-punching!

[Juicius Maximus]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDKa2WLI/AAAAAAAAApQ/2y53qHnbIzI/s800/MI101_desinge_airgun.jpg

GUYBRUSH: Hey DeSinge, you missed a button on your vest. And you might wanna consider going with a darker color next time if you insist on wearing those pink pants. Whoa, whoa, whoa, just a suggestion!

[Ribs]

Hehe... great idea, apenpaap. :)

1064

You're out of the band, LeChuck. We really need a percussionist who can play the drums.

This is, quite possibly, my favorite thing on the entire internet.

[puzzlebox]

This is, quite possibly, my favorite thing on the entire internet.

*blushies*

You made my day. :D

[Novotnus]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDChQ6DI/AAAAAAAAApU/wnFHfWKQsQQ/s800/captions1.png
LeChuck: Eek! Ack! Che!

[Astro Gnocci]

This is, quite possibly, my favorite thing on the entire internet.

Agreed !

[TomPravetz]

*picture*
LeChuck: Eek! Ack! Che!

Evil!

[Fealiks]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDChQ6DI/AAAAAAAAApU/wnFHfWKQsQQ/s800/captions1.png
LeChuck: Eek! Ack! Che!

Haha!

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/220/micaption2png.png

[Scrawffler]

Some of you LucasArts classic fans will understand this one:
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDChQ6DI/AAAAAAAAApU/wnFHfWKQsQQ/s800/captions1.png
LeChuck: "Whoa, I'm dead. I knew I shouldn't have taken your hood off."

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDKa2WLI/AAAAAAAAApQ/2y53qHnbIzI/s800/MI101_desinge_airgun.jpg
Guybrush: "BOO!" *pause* "Damn, nothing startles you..."

[TomPravetz]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDChQ6DI/AAAAAAAAApU/wnFHfWKQsQQ/s800/captions1.png
LeChuck This leather jacket isn't fine! It's too small!
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S0JpDKa2WLI/AAAAAAAAApQ/2y53qHnbIzI/s800/MI101_desinge_airgun.jpg
De Singe Oui oui, monsieur! Mon veston est trop grand. Mine is too large!

Teehee! How unfunny!

[apenpaap]

I'm ending this contest a little early because I won't have access to this computer for a few days. The new contest is up here (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?p=251639).

[Lena_P]

Puzzlebox won, right?

[apenpaap]

Yes, she and hplikelike.