Guess the movie Quote

[Noname215]

Oh come on!

[Shadowknight1]

The Lost Boys, but only because I looked it up.

"I'll tell you what you need: a good anti-psychotic."

[StrongBrush1]

Jurassic Park

"Chill out, dickwad."

[Noname215]

Terminator 2.

"Didn’t you hear? Last place is a broken rib sandwich!"

[StrongBrush1]

Slammin' Salmon

"Anybody want a peanut?"

[Shadowknight1]

The Princess Bride

"And I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair."

[Noname215]

The Simpsons Movie

“Does he look like a bitch?"

[Shadowknight1]

Pulp Fiction

"I can do more than talk. I can pontificate!"

[Noname215]

Bender’s Big Score.

“Did your parents have any children that lived?"

[Remolay]

Full Metal Jacket.

"Believe me, nothing is trivial. "

[Noname215]

The Crow.

"Dammit, Vakidis! Learn fucking English!"

[Chyron8472]

Semi-Pro


Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little guy like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?

[FrankT]

Gremlins

"A nosh scrap any time you say!"

[Noname215]

That you, John Wayne? Is this me?

[Shadowknight1]

I'm clueless...and so is Google.

[Chyron8472]

That you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Full Metal Jacket


"Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman."

[Noname215]

Three Amigos

“Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change."

[StrongBrush1]

Pulp Fiction

"Boy. That escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast."

[Noname215]

Wrong answer. It was “New Jack City.” As for your quote, “Anchorman.”

"That’s cute. I remember when I had my first beer."

[Chyron8472]

Step Brothers

"Boy, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon."

[Noname215]

True Lies.

“What’s the capital of Texas?”
“Austin.”
“Wrong, commie! It’s Houston!"

[Noname215]

I killed this thread again.

“Never mind that shit, here come’s MONGO!"

[GuruGuru214]

Blazing Saddles.

"I hate you." (spoken to a pug puppy)

[Jennifer]

The Great Race

"No matter where you are in the world,the moon is never bigger than your thumb."

[Noname215]

Dear John

“He’s quoting the bible, Revelations. Behold a pale horse. The man who sat on him was death. And Hell followed with him."

[Shadowknight1]

Tombstone

"My only regret is never being able to be out there with you."

[Noname215]

Sleepless in Seattle?

“You have not obeyed the Lord! Let my people go!"

[StrongBrush1]

The Ten Commandments

"We play both types of music here: western and country."

[Noname215]

The Blues Brothers

“We can’t get married. You don’t understand. I’m a man.”
“Well, nobody’s perfect."

[StrongBrush1]

Some Like it Hot

"Look at me! I'm as anatomically unequipped as a Ken Doll!"

[Noname215]

Dogma

“Get a new president."

[ParadoxalMindElla1]

Escape from New York.

"Say what, say what one more time! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker!"

[Shadowknight1]

Pulp Fiction

"Well, you can live on it. But it tastes like shit."

[Noname215]

Crocodile Dundee

“ Oh, you're right. The Devil has come to Tsavo. Look at me! I am the Devil."

[StrongBrush1]

The Ghost and the Darkness

"Oh god, my waffle! Oh the humanity!"

[Noname215]

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

“Murder knows no law of relativity.”

[Leplaya]

The Jade Mask.

"We cant stop here! This is bat country."

[Noname215]

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

"Who are you calling Jewish? I’m not Jewish! I’m a samaritan!”
“Really? I thought this was the Jewish section."

[StrongBrush1]

Monty Python's Life of Brian

"Blue flower, red thorns... Blue flower, red thorns... Ugh, this would be so much easier if I weren't colorblind!"

[Noname215]

Shrek

“Take ‘em off the fucking grid!"

[Shadowknight1]

Tropic Thunder

"You fuckin people."

[Noname215]

A Few Good Men

“On the contrary. I prefer bad manners in the theater to active violence in the streets."

[StrongBrush1]

Murder by Decree

I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!

[Noname215]

Tropic Thunder

“Shocking. How shocking."

[ryannumber1gamer]

It's been a while since the last post and i have no idea what the last quote is from so i'll just go on.

''What are you, A butler? Spot of tea please!''

[Noname215]

It's been a while since the last post and i have no idea what the last quote is from so i'll just go on.

''What are you, A butler? Spot of tea please!''

It was Goldfinger.
And your quote is “Bender’s Big Score.”

“You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!"

[StrongBrush1]

Spaceballs

"Do you think this scene should have been cut?"

[Remolay]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"You pretend to be a simple soldier, but in reality you are just afraid to admit that we have left humanity behind. Unlike you, I embrace it proudly. Without fear!"

[Noname215]

Captain America: The First Avenger

"I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"
"Your winnings, monsieur."
"Oh, thank you, very much."

[fp35wj0]

Um Predator 2

[Noname215]

WRONG! Casablanca.

“Don’t call me stupid."

[StrongBrush1]

A Fish Called Wanda.

"I made them. And I practice with them... three hours a day."

[Noname215]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

“You talkin’ ‘bout killin’? Y’all experts? Y’all know about killin’? Well, I’d like ta hear about it, potheads. You smoke this shit so to escape from reality? Me, I don’t need this shit. I am reality. There’s the way it ought to be, there’s the way it is. Elias was full of shit. Elias was a crusader. Now, I got no fight with a man who does what he’s told. But when he don’t, the machine breaks down. And when the machine breaks down, we break down. And I ain’t gonna allow that from any of ya. Not one. Y’all love Elias. *sigh* I know you wanna kick my ass. WEll, here I am. All by ma lonesome. And ain’t nobody gonna know. Six ‘a you boys ‘gainst me. Kill me. I shit on all ‘a you.”
“YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

[Chyron8472]

Platoon

- "Those people are trying to kill us!"
-- "I know, Dad!"
- "...This is a new experience for me."
-- "It happens to me all the time."

[GuruGuru214]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"Oh, I'm not nervous. But this guy, he gets nervous. And he's a lot meaner than I am."

[Chyron8472]

Pulp Fiction?

[GuruGuru214]

Nope. Think older.

[Noname215]

Reservoir Dogs?

[dustpuffs]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"Oh, I'm not nervous. But this guy, he gets nervous. And he's a lot meaner than I am."

Han Solo talking about Chewbacca in the first Star Wars?


If I'm right, here's mine
"What say you, miss fuzzy britches?"

[GuruGuru214]

The Shawshank Redemption.

And that wasn't it, so same quote. You're still a decade too recent.

[dustpuffs]

Damn. The only voice I could hear saying it was Harrison Ford. Need to wrack my brain harder.

[Noname215]

Ok, I don’t think anyone’s gonna get Guru’s quote, so I’m just going to continue the game.

[GuruGuru214]

Sheesh, you gave up quick. It was Charade. 1963, Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant. Guess that's what I get for choosing a classic film.

[Noname215]

Sheesh, you gave up quick. It was Charade. 1963, Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant. Guess that's what I get for choosing a classic film.

Oh, I love classic movies. It’s just that Google was useless in this case and would only give me a link to this page.

For instance, here’s a new quote:
"Man gets shot that's got a gun, there's room for reasonable doubt. Man gets shot that hasn't got a gun, what would you call it? But, you knew that already otherwise you wouldn't have set things up the way you did."

[ryannumber1gamer]

Oh, I love classic movies. It’s just that Google was useless in this case and would only give me a link to this page.."

Your using Google to get the quotes!? Your meant to guess them not find out what they are from.

[Chyron8472]

Your using Google to get the quotes!? Your meant to guess them not find out what they are from.Yes, but what if no one knows, and we want to be able to have fun continuing the game?

Telltale does it in their games. ;)

[ryannumber1gamer]

Yes, but what if no one knows, and we want to be able to have fun continuing the game?

Telltale does it in their games. ;)

Go to guess the tv quote and read Guru's post about Noname using Google to get the quotes.

[Chyron8472]

Two words:

Not. Enforceable.

[ryannumber1gamer]

But there's no point to the game if your going to cheat and use Google. You might as well call it ''Find out the Movie quote''

[Noname215]

Brother, EVERYONE on this thread cheats by using Google.

[Noname215]

Ok, I’m starting this up again.

“Bad guy falls in poop. Classic element of physical comedy. Now here comes the part where we all throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?”
“Ready!”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Shadowknight1]

George of the Jungle.

"Colt .45. Semi-automatic. Play-doh."

[Noname215]

Short Circuit

“You American?”
“Red-blooded.”
“Oh, yeah? What’s the capital of Texas?”
“Austin.”
“WRONG, commie! It’s Houston!"

[Noname215]

Every time I do a Red Dawn quote, people ignore it!

[GuruGuru214]

That might be a clue that nobody on this board has seen Red Dawn.

[Noname215]

Good point. So instead,

“You know what, fuck you. How about that?"

[Chyron8472]

Scarface.


"Do they teach lawyers how to apologize? Because you suck at it."

[GuruGuru214]

Erin Brockovich.

"I think I look enough like her to get a gift on Mother's Day."

[dustpuffs]

Mrs. Doubtfire?

[GuruGuru214]

Nope.

[Noname215]

Psycho?

[GuruGuru214]

I'm not even sure how that quote would work in the context of Psycho, particularly since you don't find out what's really going on with Mrs. Bates until the end.

[Chyron8472]

I googled it, so I know what it's from but I haven't seen that movie so I won't say.

[dustpuffs]

I knew I had seen the movie, and it was driving me crazy. I googled it, and not only have I seen the movie, I own it and I've probably watched it 10 times. I've come to the conclusion that I've seen too many movies to keep track of stuff in them.



my favorite quotes from that movie had to do with them having to have their body parts adjusted after they pass out.

[GuruGuru214]

Let's move on. The answer is "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid". I'll let someone else choose the next quote.

[coolsome]

You're talkin' to me all wrong, that's the wrong tone. do it again, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

[Icedhope]

Joe Dirt

"Eat your sandwich. I need some sleep."

[Noname215]

Hitman.

“Baby, it’s cold outside!”
“GET OUT! DON’T LOOK AT ME!"

[Jennifer]

Elf

"The party's over? Hey, come on! What do you mean, the party's over? It's not even ten o'clock, you dummy! Hey, come on, loosen up, man! It's almost New Year's Eve!"

[Noname215]

Trading Places

"You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this corrupt city. Let me tell you the truth about Harvey Dent from the words of Gotham's police commissioner, James Gordon. 'The Batman didn't murder Harvey Dent, he saved my boy then took the blame for Harvey's appalling crimes so that I could, to my shame, build a lie around this fallen idol. I praised the mad man who tried to murder my own child but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of Gotham with the truth and it is time for me to resign.' And do you accept this man's resignation? Do you accept the resignation of all these liars? Of all the corrupt? "

[Shadowknight1]

The Dark Knight Rises

"Do you like being the only genius-level repeat offender in the mid-West?"

[Chyron8472]

Star Trek (2009)


The answer... is "no." I am, therefore, going anyway.

[Shadowknight1]

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (Though it's "The word" not "The answer")

"I could've been at a barbecue!"

[Noname215]

Star Trek III: The Search For Spock

“How would you like to go see the school counselor?”
“How would you like to suck my b***s?"

[Chyron8472]

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (Though it's "The word" not "The answer")

"I could've been at a barbecue!"

Independence Day.

“How would you like to go see the school counselor?”
“How would you like to suck my b***s?"
South Park

(I did not look these up)



"Are you sure you want to do this? The last guy who dropped in uninvited went home air freight--in very small boxes."

[Remolay]

Goldeneye

"Myths don't beat you senseless after you've put a bullet in their brain! "

[Toasty]

Goldeneye

"Myths don't beat you senseless after you've put a bullet in their brain! "

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. That was a good movie.


"When hell is overrun, the dead will walk the Earth."

[Noname215]

Dawn of the Dead.

“I’m gonna hit you so hard, you’re children will be born bruised!"

[Toasty]

Tank Girl? Haven't seen that in a while.

"No timeouts. Only death."

[StrongBrush1]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

(Note: This next one is actually from a Rifftrax)

"Give me a reason not to smite thee!"
"I'm being held captive here against my will!"
"Can't hear you! Smiting!"

[Noname215]

Rifftrax Iron Man.

“What, are you afraid of a fate worse than death?”
“Why, isn’t death enough?"

[Chyron8472]

Clue.


"I'd give real money if he'd shut up."

[Shadowknight1]

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country...I think?

"The whorehouse was MY idea!"

[Chyron8472]

Beetlejuice.


"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?"

[dustpuffs]

Batman



"How was the game? The cheese inspectors beat the crap out of us."

[Noname215]

Lars and the Real Girl.

“Even a filthy beggar like that has got a guardian angel. A golden haired angel watches over him."

[VeronicanPlay]

The Good the Bad and the Ugly.


You think? He's wearing a dress!

[Noname215]

The Lion King 1 1/2.

“People always mean well. They cluck their thick tongues and shake their heads and suggest on so very delicately. Of course, I’ve suggested it myself. But I hate to even think about it. She needs me. It’s not as if she was a... a maniac. A raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes."

[dustpuffs]

Psycho



"You might have told us there's a man in there with a rifle that hunts people."

[Shadowknight1]

Jumanji

"Well, now, that all depends, Do you want New Coke, Classic Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Coke or caffeine-free Coke?"

[St_Eddie]

"Well, now, that all depends, Do you want New Coke, Classic Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Coke or caffeine-free Coke?"

I think that's 'Back to the Future Part II', isn't it?

"You want to put some kind of explanation down here before you leave? Here's one as good as any you're likely to find. We've been punished by the creator. He visited a curse on us. So we might get a look at what hell was like. Maybe didn't want to see us blow ourselves up and put a big hole in the sky... maybe he just wanted to show us he was still the bossman. Maybe he figured we was getting too big for our britches... trying to figure his shit out."

[Chyron8472]

I think that's 'Back to the Future Part II', isn't it?Nope. It's Flight of the Navigator.
(no, I didn't look that up.)

[Shadowknight1]

Nope. It's Flight of the Navigator.
(no, I didn't look that up.)

Nice going.

[St_Eddie]

I guess that my quote is still next in line...

"You want to put some kind of explanation down here before you leave? Here's one as good as any you're likely to find. We've been punished by the creator. He visited a curse on us. So we might get a look at what hell was like. Maybe didn't want to see us blow ourselves up and put a big hole in the sky... maybe he just wanted to show us he was still the bossman. Maybe he figured we was getting too big for our britches... trying to figure his shit out."

[Shadowknight1]

Day of the Dead

"I come from Texas, Mr. Half-a-Brain!"

[Chyron8472]

The Indian in the Cupboard.



"Everybody, remember where we parked."

[StrongBrush1]

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

"Look, if you had one shot... one opportunity... to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it? Or would you just let it slip?

[Chyron8472]

8 Mile (song lyrics at the end).



General... would you care to step outside?

[Noname215]

Superman

“Never rub another man’s rhubarb!"

[Chyron8472]

Close. Be more specific.

Also, your quote is from Batman.

[Shadowknight1]

Superman 2, to be exact.

"Your cocktail Dr. Mariner."

[Noname215]

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

"No doubt named after your father?"

[GuruGuru214]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

"Let him rot. Why should we care?"

[Shadowknight1]

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

"No doubt named after your father?"

Actually, it was Short Circuit

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

"Let him rot. Why should we care?"

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.

"I'm up here, you big horse's ass! Come and get me!"

[dustpuffs]

Home Alone?


"Hail to the chief, he's the chief so he needs hailing"

[Noname215]

My Fellow Americans

“Must be a king. He hasn’t got shit all over him."

[StrongBrush1]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"That's a big Twinkie."

[Chyron8472]

Ghostbusters.


You look like him though... especially, wearing that dog-ugly hat.

[Shadowknight1]

Back to the Future, Part III

"My life is meaningless as long as you're still alive!"

[Chyron8472]

Star Trek: Nemesis.


See? We are getting to know each other.

[Shadowknight1]

Star Trek(2009)

"You're a dick."

[StrongBrush1]

X-Men.

"You killed my mother."
"Father."
"Father! Prepare to die."

[Shadowknight1]

If I'm right, Suburban Knights. Not sure I'd qualify that as an actual MOVIE per se.

"Oh no, the epiphi-tree!"

[Jennifer]

The Simpsons Movie

"Pomme frites! Fries are pomme frites!"

[dustpuffs]

Pulp Fiction I think.


"What's that on your forehead pal?"

[GuruGuru214]

Philadelphia

"Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams, we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning."

[Chyron8472]

George of the Jungle.


"It was a Jump-to-Conclusions mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to."

[dustpuffs]

Office space



"Damn I'm fast."

[Noname215]

The Quick and the Dead

“Rape! Rape! Raaaaape!"

[Chyron8472]

any hints?

[Noname215]

Only one:

“We’re no longer brothers.”
“We never were."

[StrongBrush1]

Step Brothers

"I'm just fucking with you, daddy."

[OzzieMonkey]

Kick Ass.
Sorry, but that last hand...nearly killed me.

[StrongBrush1]

Casino Royale

"Captain's Log: A bunch of our ship fell off and nobody likes me."

[coolsome]

MST3K the movie.

Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
Padmé: So love has blinded you?
Anakin Skywalker: [laughs] Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
Padmé: But it's probably true.

[ryannumber1gamer]

Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith.

''You laughed, i'm off the hook''

[coolsome]

The Simpsons movie (duh)

Yeah, like we really needed him to bust up the mechanical spider, right? Lame!

[Shadowknight1]

Superman: Doomsday

"He's adopted."

[StrongBrush1]

The Avengers (Referring to Loki)

"Now, Congratulations and get out."

[StrongBrush1]

Seriously? No one's even gonna guess?

It's Lincoln.

Okay, Let's try one that's a bit less recent.

"Eight-year-olds, dude."

[Noname215]

The Big Lebowski

“I count six shots, n***a.”
“I count two guns, n***a."

[VeronicanPlay]

Django Unchained

I know what you are, and I know what you are not. And you are *not* Gods!

(It's from a Dreamworks Cartoon)

[ParadoxalMindElla1]

El dorado. Watched it with my little bro this morning xD


*Acts like his hand is a gun* Bang. Bang. Bang. If I were Kira, you'd all be dead now.

[Noname215]

Death Note

Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy round for an explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry's lost his rag, reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock. He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go. Hence, Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe.

[Noname215]

No one? Really?

[Plisken]

Oh, god, it both sounds familiar, and reminds me of the opening to Lucky Number Slevin.

[corruptbiggins]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

[ParadoxalMindElla1]

Grosse Pointe Blank.

- Shotgun for eternity!
- You can't call shotgun for eternity.
- I call that I can call things.

[Chyron8472]

That's from a show, not a movie. (How I Met Your Mother)


"No. I don't like you either."

[Noname215]

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

“Bud White will fuck you for this if it takes him the rest of his life."

[Chyron8472]

L.A. Confidential


This paper is our passport to the gallows. But there's no backing out now, for if we do not hang together we will most assuredly hang separately.