Guess the movie Quote

[Icedhope]

Alright the rules are very simple.

Post a line from a movie, and whoever gets a right answer, can post the next quote.


So, I'll go first.

"Want...some...candy?"

[SamAndMaxFan188]

Um Predator 2

[Icedhope]

Um Predator 2

yep. your go.

[SamAndMaxFan188]

"Fat Guy In A Little Coat"

[Maxilyah]

Tommy Boy!

[Fealiks]

psst

give a quote

[SamAndMaxFan188]

Tommy Boy!

Right!

[Everlast]

Mr. Bean!

"...Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of that promise. "

[Fury]

Mr. Bean!

"...Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of that promise. "

Oh I know that one. It's from that movie. You know, with the actor guy? Gah what's his name. He was in that other movie.. you know, the actor guy!

[Everlast]

Oh I know that one. It's from that movie. You know, with the actor guy? Gah what's his name. He was in that other movie.. you know, the actor guy!

If its Charles Chaplin you are close!

[Fealiks]

Is it The Kid? That's the only movie I know of by him.

(If The Kid is a silent movie, I knew that)

[Maxilyah]

I was gonna say "Titanic"...

[Fealiks]

oooh, TITANIC!!

[coolsome]

"I'm a princess. Tricked into being a witch's slave. Will you liberate me?"

oops i thought titanic was a right guess and no one posted a new one sorry

[Everlast]

Stardust!

Quote: "Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it"

Pd: My quote was from titanic

[Falanca]

That's Forrest Gump.

"So long, and thanks for all the fish."

[jmm]

Unfortunately: "The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" "movie"

"I have seen things you people wouldn't believe"

[Everlast]

Blade Runner!

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha."

[coolsome]

shrek!!!

"Get away from her, you bitch!"

[TomPravetz]

Uh.... The movie where that character says "get a way from her, you bitch" to that other character regarding a female character.

[coolsome]

Uh.... The movie where that character says "get a way from her, you bitch" to that other character regarding a female character.

close

[prizna]

Aliens

[Juicius Maximus]

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum

[Leonilla]

They Live! Starrin the great "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, a man so tough he would wrestle in a kilt.
ed. Woops. forgot the qoute. "Don't be mean. There's no need to be mean. Because wherever you go in life, there you are."

[tredlow]

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum

Duke Nukem. Or a bubble gum commercial. No, definitely Duke Nukem.

------------------------------------------

"We Can't Stop Here, This is Bat Country!"

[SamAndMaxFan188]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

I'm not even supposed to be here today!!

[TomPravetz]

That one! Ermmm...


"The shack so rickety, it looked as if the fist of God himself where pushing down on it in spite.

[tredlow]

I'm not even supposed to be here today!!

Clerks!

Here's an easy one:

"And because I am dead, I can take off my head and recite shakespearean quotations"

[LowMoralFiber]

Clerks!

Here's an easy one:

"And because I am dead, I can take off my head and recite shakespearean quotations"

Nightmare Before Christmas.

"You speak treason!"

"Fluently!"

[Lennie Melvin]

The Adventures of Robin Hood

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

[OzzieMonkey]

Um, flying high?

[Rather Dashing]

The Adventures of Robin Hood

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
"Airplane!".

"A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl."

[tredlow]

"Eeee...pah!"

[StrongBrush1]

"Eeee...pah!"

The Simpsons Movie

"you are the audience. I am the author. I OUTRANK You!"

[MichaelDearmanUK]

"you are the audience. I am the author. I OUTRANK You!"

The Producers. :D

"How am I supposed to heal when I can't feel...time?"

[StrongBrush1]

The Producers. :D

"How am I supposed to heal when I can't feel...time?"

Memento.

I am Captain Obvious, ressurector of threads!

"I was frozen today!"

[RingmasterJ5]

Suburban Commando


"Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"

[Rather Dashing]

....So we're just skipping over mine, then?

[Remolay]

Suburban Commando


"Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"

UHF


Rather Dashing, Yours is confusing.


"Who am I? Do you really wanna know?"

[Rather Dashing]

It is not confusing if you don't have a lump of nonfunctional sausage in place of a frontal lobe. It's only confusing if you have absolutely NO taste for the art of film as a medium. It only is confusing if you're a blatantly moronic redneck with a complete lack of class, or a clueless child who can't see past the latest shiny and colorful distractions for children and men with the minds of boys because you just can't stand anything not force-fed by the major studios with their massive network of distribution for unimaginative drivel.

It's fucking CITIZEN KANE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjysEphoZX8), you shallow, unappreciative, mouth-breathing, moronic, incurious simpletons! IT'S ONE OF THE GREATEST AMERICAN FILMS IN THE NATION'S HISTORY AND NOBODY COULD GUESS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS.

[Remolay]

Never seen it, Only line I know from it is Rosebud, naturally.

[Rather Dashing]

It's fucking CITIZEN KANE. CITIZEN KANE is not confusing, in any sense of the word. Citizen Kane is REQUIRED VIEWING. If you go through your life without watching Citizen Kane, then it is IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO SAY YOU LOVE FILM, and if you do, you are a LIAR AND A CHEAT on TOP OF being a detestable idiot.

[Remolay]

Problem, I do not currently have access to the film, so you must forgive me, now Please, let's get back to the game. My quote still stands

"Who am I? Do you really want to know"

[Rather Dashing]

GET access.

By the way, that quote is from that god-awful rape of the Spider-Man mythos from the earlier part of this decade.

"Here's looking at you, kid."

[StrongBrush1]

It's fucking CITIZEN KANE. CITIZEN KANE is not confusing, in any sense of the word. Citizen Kane is REQUIRED VIEWING. If you go through your life without watching Citizen Kane, then it is IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO SAY YOU LOVE FILM, and if you do, you are a LIAR AND A CHEAT on TOP OF being a detestable idiot.


Chill, dude. I've never seen the movie, so I wouldn't know. I don't think a lot of other people have either. Anyway:
"Who am I? Do you really want to know"
Spider-Man the Movie

"Here's looking at you, kid."
Casablanca

Here's Mine: "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

[Remolay]

The Shining

"If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can imagine"

[StrongBrush1]

The Shining

"If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can imagine"

Star Wars Episode IV

"Of Course!"

[RingmasterJ5]

Star Wars Episode IV

"Of Course!"

That one's just impossible. I'm going to go with BTTF, but it could be anything.

"Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they never happened!"

[Remolay]

Actually his is Street Fighter, He's quoting M. Bison.

[StrongBrush1]

That one's just impossible. I'm going to go with BTTF, but it could be anything.

"Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they never happened!"

It was from Street Fighter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ&feature=related)

At yours, it's from The Incredibles.

"So, Doctor Jones, we meet again."

[GuruGuru214]

Raiders of the Lost Ark.

"Now, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing."

[StrongBrush1]

Boondock Saints.

"God creates dinosaurs, god destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys god, man brings back dinosaurs"

[Remolay]

Jurassic Park?

[GuruGuru214]

"Where are ya, ya spongy yellow delicious bastards?!"

[Origami]

Spongebob?

[Sausy Gibbon]

Zombieland.

"I always think that he was once somebody's baby boy...and he had a mother and a father who loved him. And now, there he is, half-dead on a park bench and where is his mother or his father or his uncles now? Anyway, that's what I always think."

[Sausy Gibbon]

Nobody? Not even a guess?

[StrongBrush1]

The Conversation

"I'm fireproof. You're not."

[GuruGuru214]

Hellboy

"What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night!? Why don't you get out of there, give someone else a chance!"

[StrongBrush1]

Young Frankenstein.

"If you aren't shaking, there's something very wrong, because this will be the last time you hear the boogie song."

[Remolay]

Nightmare Before Christmas



"You can't fool me, There ain't no Sanity Clause."

Good luck.

[StrongBrush1]

A night at the opera.

"Of course you realize, this means war!"

[Remolay]

I sense that your google fu is strong.

[GuruGuru214]

"Of course you realize, this means war!"

Unless you're thinking of several Bugs Bunny cartoons, that's a tough one..

[Secret Fawful]

A night at the opera.

"Of course you realize, this means war!"

Duck Soup.

"God is not on our side because he hates idiots also. "

[GuruGuru214]

Dammit, I was going to say it sounded like something Groucho Marx would say. Considering that I've (somehow) been a huge fan of his for years, it's criminal that I haven't seen more than a few minutes of any Marx Brothers film. I desperately need to find a way to fix that.

[StrongBrush1]

"God is not on our side because he hates idiots also. "

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

"Yes, we are all individuals!"

[Remolay]

Life of Brian

"All I know is Never bet on the white guy."

[StrongBrush1]

Naked Gun 2 1/2.

"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before."

[ted12]

...I have no clue. Sounds Python-esque,though. Holy grail?

OK,this one's not froma real movie,but I know someone here'll get it.
"Thousands of years ago, people were bored because card games haden't been invented yet, so in order to pass the time, they started killing each other with magical powers. Then, one day, anameless egyptian pharoh with rediculous hair decided to lockthe magic away so that its evil could never fall into the wrong hands."
...Not enough info? Oh,fine.
"Your pointy hair is nomatch for my coat-tails of doom!"

[Remolay]

Yu-gi-oh Season 0 Abridged pilot.

I don't think that was Holy Grail, so I'm not going to add one

[Secret Fawful]

Naked Gun 2 1/2.

"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before."

Beavis and Butthead Do America.

"Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?"

[GuruGuru214]

Home Alone, and the other one was Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Movie.

"Oh, I love you, Adam, Alex, Peter, Brian, whatever your name is, I love you! I hope we have a lot of boys and we can name them all after you!"

[StrongBrush1]

Charade

"I did not break the Law! I am the Law!"

[ted12]

Yu-gi-oh Season 0 Abridged pilot.

I don't think that was Holy Grail, so I'm not going to add one

Close-it was the abridged movie.

Next up-it sounds like star wars III,but not quite.TheUsual Suspects?

[Remolay]

It was Judge Dredd, I even read it in Stalone's voice.

"All hail the New York Giants

[GuruGuru214]

Madagascar

"You are literally too stupid to insult."

[Icedhope]

The Hangover

"SHHHHH! Do you smell that?"

[GuruGuru214]

Ghostbusters

"I don't feel drunk..."

[StrongBrush1]

Memento

"What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

[Icedhope]

Memento

"What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Billy Madison


"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOUR A SICK, SICK MAN! Just kidding, I can't feel a thing."

[VeronicanPlay]

Mr. Deeds.

Now, I have got to go.
I have a government job to abuse, and a lovely wife to fuck.
Ohh I am sorry did I say fuck, I meant make love to...

[StrongBrush1]

Um.. I don't know.

[GuruGuru214]

I Google the ones I don't know. I find it amusing that the top result for that quote is this thread.

[VeronicanPlay]

It's from Face/Off. (My favorite movie of all times).

It's what Castor Troy (John Travolta) says to Sean Archer (Nicolas Cage) after they have changed faces, and Sean is in jail. :)

Ok, let me try another quote to get this game back on track.

Raggy, Rarry-Rane is a ran in a rask!
Marry-Jane is a man in a mask?

[Remolay]

Scooby Doo

"I'm David Hasslehoff!" "HOORAY!"

[anonima]

Scooby Doo

"I'm David Hasslehoff!" "HOORAY!"

the spongebob squarepants movie

"ludicrous speed, go"

[GuruGuru214]

Spaceballs

"Derek, you are a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else! She's limegreen, she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside her, and she is everything I deserve in life! I'm happy now, Derek! Without you! It's over!"

[StrongBrush1]

Monsters vs. aliens

"You magnificent bastard, I read your BOOK!"

Edit: Really? Nobody knows?

[GuruGuru214]

I Googled it and can safely say I've never seen the film in question. It's on my list, but I haven't gotten to it yet. For that matter, I haven't gotten it yet.

[Remolay]

I know the quote. I know I know it. But I don't know from where. Wild guess time: IT

[GuruGuru214]

Try something from the list of Best Pictures (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academy_Award_for_Best_Picture).

[tredlow]

"It's not dorky! Why are you psychic?"

[Remolay]

Try something from the list of Best Pictures (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academy_Award_for_Best_Picture).

I can honestly say I've seen none of the winners.

[GuruGuru214]

...

Not one of them?

...

How is that even possible?

[Sausy Gibbon]

Monsters vs. aliens

"You magnificent bastard, I read your BOOK!"

Edit: Really? Nobody knows?

Patton

"A man's best friend is his mother"

[Secret Fawful]

Patton

"A man's best friend is his mother"

Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho.

"Get him off of me! I've got glasses! Get him off of me!"

[GuruGuru214]

MASH

"If you don't mind, just once in my life, I'd like to see someone on that couch who's under 85."

[StrongBrush1]

MASH

"If you don't mind, just once in my life, I'd like to see someone on that couch who's under 85."

The Producers.

"Walk this way."

[Remolay]

Young Frankenstein

"This is my family. I found them all on my own."

[GuruGuru214]

Funny, I've been thinking of doing one from Lilo and Stitch myself.

"You're a lucky man. He's not."

[StrongBrush1]

Funny, I've been thinking of doing one from Lilo and Stitch myself.

"You're a lucky man. He's not."

The Dark Knight

"Total Protonic Reversal. That's bad."

[mgrant]

Ghostbusters.

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."

[Origami]

You guys are definitely using google.

[mgrant]

I have a stupid ability to remember 85% of the dialog of a movie I've seen. This is probably the only place it will ever be useful.

[Icedhope]

Ghostbusters.

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."

Oooh! One of my favorites! Outlaw Josey Wales!


" Play it again, wang."

[StrongBrush1]

I don't know that! WAAAAAAAAAAGHH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV0tCphFMr8)

[GuruGuru214]

Huh, I never even noticed this thread had died. And very suddenly, too. Well, that won't do.

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Go fuck yourselves."

[Martin McFly]

Catch Me If You Can.

"Nobody can get into that position."
"Sure they can. Let me show you."
"Get off me!"

[GuruGuru214]

Clue.

"It won't take long to grow back, it's only a half a mustache."

[Secret Fawful]

Clue.

"It won't take long to grow back, it's only a half a mustache."

The Great Race

"Now you understand why we need the firecracker?"

[Comrade Pants]

Duck, You Sucker

"So they call me Concentration Camp Ehrhardt?"

[Martin McFly]

To Be or Not to Be

"There is no death. It is only a transition to a different sphere of consciousness."

[joek86]

Poltergeist

"Would you like a ding-dong... no a chocolate ding-dong. Well I guess mine would be chocolate now that I've been dyed."

[zounds!]

Bubba Ho-Tep

-I've been talking to the ship's computer.
-And?
-It hates me.

[StrongBrush1]

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"If your life had a face, I would punch it."

[joek86]

Scott Pilgrim

""I'm afraid this is a particularly bad case of someone being cut in half."

[coolsome]

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

"I'm Harry. Harry Potter."

[Rather Dashing]

...Brokeback Mountain?

[coolsome]

Yes.

http://theblemish.com/images/2007/01/harry-potter-horse.jpg

[Alcoremortis]

Equus

"Pain make man think. Thought make man wise. And wisdom...make life endurable."

[supmandude85]

Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation?

"U? WHO R U?"

[Alcoremortis]

Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation?

"U? WHO R U?"

Wrong. I doubt nobody will get my movie though, since it's rather old and I've never met somebody outside of my family who has seen it. Even if it does have a very famous actor in it.

[Remolay]

"Pain make man think. Thought make man wise. And wisdom...make life endurable."

Teahouse of the August Moon


"U? WHO R U?"


I'm sorry, I haven't a clue on this one. It's so vague I don't think it's guessable.

Either way, my quote is
"And the last thing I remember, I'll never forget it, were his eyes. His eyes because they were filled with this immense... satisfaction. "

[Alcoremortis]

Teahouse of the August Moon

You must be the only person I know who isn't related to me who knows that movie even exists. And it's got freakin' Marlon Brando in it!

[Remolay]

You must be the only person I know who isn't related to me who knows that movie even exists. And it's got freakin' Marlon Brando in it!

While I admit that I cheated, I did know of the movies existence. I mainly know about it because I had to look it up so I could understand a joke in a radio series.

[Alcoremortis]

While I admit that I cheated, I did know of the movies existence. I mainly know about it because I had to look it up so I could understand a joke in a radio series.

This makes me sad...but you should go watch the movie because it is one of the most hilarious and charming movies that I've seen. Also, Marlon Brando becomes so completely Japanese that it's hardly believable.

[supmandude85]

I'm sorry, I haven't a clue on this one. It's so vague I don't think it's guessable.


Look at the spelling and what's bold, that makes it easier.

[Chyron8472]

You lose! Good day, sir!

[coolsome]

Charlie and the chocolate factory.

"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here"

[GuruGuru214]

"U? WHO R U?"

Alice in Wonderland

You lose! Good day, sir!

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I don't believe this line was in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

No quote from me because I can't guess Coolsome's quote without cheating.

[Remolay]

Oy, I still have a quote to be guessed.


Either way, my quote is
"And the last thing I remember, I'll never forget it, were his eyes. His eyes because they were filled with this immense... satisfaction. "

[ryannumber1gamer]

i have no idea wat this one is

my quote: suddenly the future's looking a whole lot better

[StrongBrush1]

Back to the Future Part Whatever, I'm too lazy to figure out which one.

"What the hell? When does THIS happen in the movie?"

[Chyron8472]

"What the hell am I lookin at? When does THIS happen in the movie?"

Spaceballs. (Also fixed. No I didn't cheat)

If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang-banger will get shot, or a truck load of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's "all part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die… well, then everyone loses their minds!

[GuruGuru214]

i have no idea wat this one is

my quote: suddenly the future's looking a whole lot better

If you can't guess, don't add a new quote. Things get confusing when too many quotes are going at the same time.

Spaceballs. (Also fixed. No I didn't cheat)

If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang-banger will get shot, or a truck load of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's "all part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die… well, then everyone loses their minds!

The Dark Knight

"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here"

"And the last thing I remember, I'll never forget it, were his eyes. His eyes because they were filled with this immense... satisfaction. "

[Chyron8472]

"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here"

Manos: The Hands of Fate

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...

[Remolay]

The Breakfast Club.


I'm keeping my quote from earlier:

"And the last thing I remember, I'll never forget it, were his eyes. His eyes because they were filled with this immense... satisfaction. "

[DrRocketGenius]

Pay It Forward, I think?

"I see you shiver with antici... pation."

[Alcoremortis]

Rocky Horror Picture Show!

Oh yeah, quote:

"Richard! Richard, there's a man... in his underwear... in your kitchen."

[Chyron8472]

Weekend at Bernies

Oh, it is not a great anything. Nope, nope nope.

[GuruGuru214]

Wow, even Google doesn't know what that one is.

[Chyron8472]

Are you sure? lol cheater.

Here's a hint. The one who says it is a bigmouth.

[GuruGuru214]

I cheat when I don't know it, but I never post an answer I didn't come up with myself.

My best guess would be The Land Before Time. I'll come up with another quote if I'm right.

[Chyron8472]

Correct. Said by Ducky after they found a grove of trees (which they mistook for the Great Valley) that were suddenly devoured by a large group of dinosaurs. I've only ever seen the first movie. The rest are all terrible.

[GuruGuru214]

"It sounds like steam escaping."

[Remolay]

Pay It Forward, I think?


Yep. anyway, I don't know Guru's, so I'll see myself out.

[GuruGuru214]

Mine might be a little bit difficult, so I'll provide the preceding quote (at least, I think this was it), as said by a large number of men.

"Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..."

[GuruGuru214]

Okay, that was a sucky quote. I'd like to retract it and instead offer this quote from the same movie.

"The bitch was inventing the candygram."

[Martin McFly]

Blazing Saddles. Great movie.

"Do you think you can help me? Someone seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet."

[bobber56]

"If you ever need fertilizer, i've got a lot of it. Close to 80 tons!"

[Chyron8472]

"Do you think you can help me? Someone seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet."

007: Octopussy

"Tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your magic."

[Alcoremortis]

Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi

"As for me...I am going back into the closet...where men are empty overcoats..."

[Comrade Pants]

Monkey Business.

"It is to Madame Justice that I dedicate this concerto."

[Chyron8472]

V for Vendetta

"The bones tell me nothing."

[Martin McFly]

Willow.

"Just because it's a love story doesn't mean it can't have a decapitation or two."

[Chyron8472]

New Nightmare

"I just want you to feel you are doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed."

[Alcoremortis]

Princess Bride

-"I can't make out whether you're bloody bad-mannered or just half-witted."
-"I have the same problem, sir."

[tredlow]

Lawrence of Arabia?

"Here's your receipt for your husband, and here's my receipt for your receipt"

[Alcoremortis]

Lawrence of Arabia?

Woo! I was worried no one would get it and I'd have to come up with an easier quote. You win first prize. And I have no idea what your quote is, so I'll leave it for the next person to answer.

[Martin McFly]

"Here's your receipt for your husband, and here's my receipt for your receipt"

Brazil? I could just be remembering it wrong since I haven't seen the movie in a while.

"I was the only guy who disagreed with the cops - and I had brain damage."

[tredlow]

Brazil? I could just be remembering it wrong since I haven't seen the movie in a while.


Yeah, it was Brazil.

[coolsome]

Memento

"I hate posses."

[StrongBrush1]

3:10 to Yuma

"Oh, ho ho ho ho, hee hee, ha ha. Oh... and I thought MY jokes were bad."

[coolsome]

Dark Knight


"Pa, if you ain't drinking and smokin, then you missing out on the second and third best things in life!"

[Chyron8472]

"Pop, but believe me, until you've had a good cigar and a shot of whiskey, you're missing the second and third best things in life."[fixed.]

Paint Your Wagon




- "Posit: people think a bank might be financially shaky."
-- "Consequence: people start to withdraw their money."
- "Result: pretty soon it is financially shaky."
-- "Conclusion: you can make banks fail."
- "Bzzt. I've already done that. Maybe you've heard about a few?"

[Chyron8472]

... Sneakers.


No, sorry, I said "no" meaning "yes."

[Noname215]

I have no idea.

"We don't have time for Peter Pan on this hunt."

[Chyron8472]

No, sorry, I said "no" meaning "yes."I have no idea.
hint: imagine Tim Curry saying it.

[JedExodus]

hint: imagine Tim Curry saying it.

...Home Alone 2?

[Remolay]

... Sneakers.


No, sorry, I said "no" meaning "yes."

Clue. Surprised I didn't get that earlier

I have no idea.

"We don't have time for Peter Pan on this hunt."

I haven't a clue on this, so I'll leave this be and walk away now.

[Chyron8472]

"We don't have time for Peter Pan on this hunt."Return to Neverland.

- "Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?"
-- "...Or you could surrender."

[Remolay]

Pirates of the Caribbean.

"The greater good!? I am your wife! I am the greatest good you're ever going to get!"

[ryannumber1gamer]

The Incredibles - Frozone's wife

''Great Scott''

''I know this is heavy''

[StrongBrush1]

The Incredibles - Frozone

''Great Scott''

''I know this is heavy''

Back to the future, as reinterpreted by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy.

"Do you really think you have a chance against us, mister cowboy?"

[ryannumber1gamer]

Back to the future, as reinterpreted by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy.

"Do you really think you have a chance against us, mister cowboy?"

But which one?

[Shadowknight1]

The Incredibles - Frozone's wife (forgot to add the wife part)

''Great Scott''

''I know this is heavy''

Specifically, Marty & Doc, Back to the Future III

Back to the future, as reinterpreted by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy.

"Do you really think you have a chance against us, mister cowboy?"

Hans Gruber, Die Hard

"I want you to know it was for the greatest good that I brought you back. Of course, it never hurts to be rich!"

[Chyron8472]

The Last Starfighter (I watched this again three days ago :) )


- "You really think you can fly that thing?"
-- "You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?"

[Shadowknight1]

The Last Starfighter (I watched this again three days ago :) )


- "You really think you can fly that thing?"
-- "You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?"

Awesome, I'm not the only one that's seen that movie.

Independence Day.

"Hey! Where's my limo?!"

[Chyron8472]

Galaxy Quest.


"because he asked you to. He entrusted you. With his very essence... with everything that is not of the body, he asked you to bring him to us."

[Shadowknight1]

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.

"You are a vicious bastard Rotelli, and, uh, I'm glad you're dead!"

[Chyron8472]

Batman.


"All those things I can do. All those powers...and I couldn't even save him."

[Shadowknight1]

Good job, was wondering how long it'd take. As for your's, Superman. One of my favorite moments too.

"The pen is blue. The pen is blue! The goddamned pen is blue!"

[Chyron8472]

Liar Liar.


"Captain's Log, Stardate 23.9, rounded off to the nearest decimal point: We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total annihilation. So far no signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it."

[Comrade Pants]

"Captain's Log, Stardate 23.9, rounded off to the nearest decimal point: We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total annihilation. So far no signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it."

The Voyage Home.

"Dude."

[Shadowknight1]

Wrong answer, ComradePants, it's from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

[Comrade Pants]

Wrong answer, ComradePants, it's from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

Oh, gods frakking dammit.

[Chyron8472]

"Dude."Dude, Where's My Car?
or Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.



"You're my savior, man. My own personal Jesus Christ."

[Comrade Pants]

Dude, Where's My Car?
or Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.



"You're my savior, man. My own personal Jesus Christ."

An oddly precognitive line from the Matrix.

Also, it was actually the Big Lebowski.
And now, to stump everyone.

"Director Chen, it appears you will kiss and make up with the CPC."

[Chyron8472]

And now, to stump everyone.
"Director Chen, it appears you will kiss and make up with the CPC."

I figured it out, but I cheated. So, I'll wait to see if anyone knows.

[Shadowknight1]

That's stumped even Google.

[Farlander]

The Founding of a Republic, and only because a friend of mine watched the movie and thanks to him I saw the trailer which had that phrase. I hope that's not considered to be cheating (I didn't see the movie itself, but the quote was quite memorable)?

Next one.
"I hate Illinois Nazis."

[Comrade Pants]

The Founding of a Republic, and only because a friend of mine watched the movie and thanks to him I saw the trailer which had that phrase. I hope that's not considered to be cheating (I didn't see the movie itself, but the quote was quite memorable)?

Next one.
"I hate Illinois Nazis."

Not at all.

Anyway, that's the Blues Brothers.

At this point, it will be hard not to repeat... hm...

"Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!"

God, it's practically a giveaway.

[Secret Fawful]

2001: A Space Odyssey

[Comrade Pants]

Yes. You got it. You absolutely got it, Flawful. Good work, team.

[Secret Fawful]

The Shinnin

[StrongBrush1]

All right, if Fawful's not gonna come up with a new one, I will.

"Everyone remember where we parked."

[Secret Fawful]

A Clockwork Orange

[Comrade Pants]

You're an evil man, secretly awful.

[Chyron8472]

"Everyone remember where we parked."Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.



- "It's beautiful."
-- "Beautiful."
- "It has everything."
-- "Wrong."
- "...Why didn't you go before we left?"
-- "That was two days ago."

[Shadowknight1]

Superman 2.

"They say time is the fire in which we burn."

[Chyron8472]

Star Trek: Generations


"You're a lying son of a bitch! You didn't say a word about finding anything!"





(You know, it's amazing. When I recognize a quote, I also remember clearly exactly what the scene looked like at the time it was said. I don't just remember the words, but the image and sound of them saying it.)

[Remolay]

Stargate

"A meteor storm. The sky above us was dancing with lights. Purple, green, brilliant yellow. Yes!"

[Shadowknight1]

Well, I'll admit to being stumped.

[Chyron8472]

"A meteor storm. The sky above us was dancing with lights. Purple, green, brilliant yellow. Yes!"Doctor Who (I've been watching Doctor Who shows on Netflix recently)



"His pattern indicates... two-dimensional thinking."

[Shadowknight1]

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

"There's not a lot of money in revenge."

[Chyron8472]

[reposted]

Princess Bride



- "What's he saying? Sounds like... 'next stop.' Do that again."
-- "Next stop... Merchandise Mart."
- "Son of a bitch, our boy came home."

EDIT: No one? ...okay how about another quote from the same movie:

"Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of...six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area."

[Shadowknight1]

The Fugitive

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it."

[Chyron8472]

Men in Black

- "Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?"
-- "Apes don't read philosophy."
- "Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' ...And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up."

[StrongBrush1]

- "Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?"
-- "Apes don't read philosophy."
- "Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' ...And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up."

A Fish Called Wanda.

"We're going to watch one of my favorite cartoons. It's about a pathetic coyote who spends his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who laughs at him and mocks him as he's repeatedly crushed and maimed! Hope you ENJOY IT!"

[Remolay]

UHF



The man was right about you. And I am going to go home and tell him so. And if you clean up your language, I JUST might put in a good word for you too.

[Shadowknight1]

Dogma

"Hope ya like Italian...where'd ya go? C'mon! Hey, where'd ya go?! Ah, hey, come on, you gotta work with me here. I'm just tryin' to cut a deal! What do ya want me to do?! Where are ya?! You bunch of losers! You're workin with a professional here! Nice f**king model!"

EDIT: Is this one really that hard?

[Noname215]

Beetlejuice

“We used to stack fucks like you five-foot-high in Korea. Use you for sandbags."

[StrongBrush1]

Full Metal Jacket, if I don't miss my guess.

"I'm telling you, man. The black dude always dies first!"

[Noname215]

Full Metal Jacket, if I don't miss my guess.


WRONG. It was Gran Torino.

“And this motherfucker, brings his bitch, to the Waffle Hut!"

[Chyron8472]

The Ladykillers.


"He must have gotten lost, been part of a convoy or something."

[Shadowknight1]

Star Wars. Or if you insist, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.

"Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!"

[Chyron8472]

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.


"Walk on road. Hm? Walk right side: safe. Walk left side: safe. Walk middle: sooner or later *squish* you get squished just like grape."

[Noname215]

The Karate Kid.

“Want to be a farmer? Here’s a couple of acres. (nutshot)"

[StrongBrush1]

The Last action Hero.



"I'm telling you, man. The black dude always dies first!"

[Chyron8472]

Scream?


"Death is the only adventure you have left."

[Noname215]

Hook.

“Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills get up and kill!"

[Comrade Pants]

Dawn of the Dead. The good one.

"History prefers legends to men. It prefers nobility to brutality, soaring speeches to wild deeds. History remembers the battle, but forgets the blood. However history remembers me before I was a President, it shall only remember a fraction of the truth..."

[Shadowknight1]

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter

"This can't be happening!"

[Noname215]

Almost every movie ever made.

“I’m going to hide this tape when i’m finished. If none of us make it, at least there will be some kind of a record. The storm has been hitting us hard now for 48 hours. We still have nothing to go on. One other thing, I think it rips through your clothes before it takes you over. Windows found some shredded long-johns, but the name tag was missing. They could be anybody’s. Nobody... Nobody trusts anybody now. There’s nothing else I can do now, just wait. "

[Comrade Pants]

The Thing?

I'd sell my goddamn soul for just a glass of bourbon.

[GuruGuru214]

I'd sell my goddamn soul for just a glass of bourbon.

That's nothing unusual, but where's your movie quote? :D

[Comrade Pants]

That's nothing unusual, but where's your movie quote? :D

You're alright, Guru. You're alright.

[Noname215]

To Comrade Pants: The Shining.

“You may conquer the land, you may slaughter the people. This is not the end. We will rise again.”

Hint: Biblical epic

[Chyron8472]

Ben-Hur.


"Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world... and in here is the dream."

[Shadowknight1]

Avatar.

"Well, you can live on it. But it tastes like shit."

[Noname215]

Crocodile Dundee.

“You want a toe? I can get you a toe, Dude. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3pm this afternoon, with nail polish."

[StrongBrush1]

The Big Lebowski. Also, mine was from Canadian Bacon.

"I don't think they like water."

[Chyron8472]

Signs (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/35585-signs)


"Are you delirious? You know how long it took to invent the games; to merchandize them; to get them into the stores by Christmas?"

[Noname215]

The Last Starfighter

“You’re wife, no, but you I will kill.”
"But you can’t, Doctor. I’m already dead."

[Shadowknight1]

EDIT: Beat me to it Noname...

[Noname215]

EDIT: Beat me to it Noname...

The Abominable Dr. Phibes. Great movie.

Here’s a different quote:

“My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land."

[Chyron8472]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


"Wait 'til they get a load of me."

[GuruGuru214]

Kick-Ass

"You look like you could use a cup of my famous java."

[Chyron8472]

Kick-Ass
Nope. Another quote, same movie, same character:

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

[Shadowknight1]

Jack "The Joker" Napier, Batman.

"Well, maybe on their planet, 'Responsibility' just means 'Asshole'."

[GuruGuru214]

Green Lantern

"You look like you could use a cup of my famous java."

[Noname215]

You forgot to post another quote.

[GuruGuru214]

I quoted the quote I gave before that nobody answered.

[Noname215]

Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid.

“It’s got a beat, and you can dance to it."

[StrongBrush1]

Back to the Future Part III

"I think I'm in lesbians with you."

[Noname215]

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

“I’m your worst fucking nightmare! A ***** with a badge, which means I get to kick your fucking ass whenever I feel like it!”

Hint: Redneck bar

EDIT: Really? No one knows this one? 48 HRS!

[Shadowknight1]

Don't have a clue.

[BlankCanvasDJ]

48 Hr, indeed.

"The poor dope - he always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool."

[Noname215]

Sunset Blvd.

“Punk-ass bitches walk on the other side of the street.”

Edit: Did I kills this thread? What’s going on?

Let’s try this again:

"Listen, just so you know, if you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!"