Monkey Island Caption Contest #5: Stan's Previously Posted Captions

[apenpaap]

So it's the fifth caption contest already. Before you start captioning, let's take a look at the winners:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1XjN2Lf2hI/AAAAAAAAArg/-1V-dZT1Ti0/s800/captions4a.png

LeChuck: Please?
Ozzie: I don't care if he DID follow you home, you can't keep him.
LeChuck: Aww...

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t205/frankthemonkey/VoodoLady.jpg

The winners get:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJdv_VOQI/AAAAAAAAAsE/xM_CdU2qY8A/s800/prize4.jpg
Nothing!

The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x2
hplikelike x2
SilverWolfPet x1
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x1
skitty85 x1
prizna x1

PM me if you have a good picture for the next contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

[apenpaap]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJc-LZ3KI/AAAAAAAAAr8/9mdVF_-c9wU/s800/captions5a.png

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJdBHc4hI/AAAAAAAAAsA/I52k0ghgnto/s800/captions5b.png

[OzzieMonkey]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJc-LZ3KI/AAAAAAAAAr8/9mdVF_-c9wU/s800/captions5a.png
Lechuck: When I look into your eyes, I find something special.
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJdBHc4hI/AAAAAAAAAsA/I52k0ghgnto/s800/captions5b.png

Stan: Are you SURE this is the same pose Kate Winslet made in Titanic?
Guybrush: Quiet! The voices in my head are telling me something. Oh, and it ruins the illusion of the painting, but that's another story.

[Jen Kollic]

I could only think of one for the second picture:

http://pics.livejournal.com/sapphistscot/pic/0003zh8p

[Silverwolfpet]

^ Brilliant, win!

[Ribs]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJc-LZ3KI/AAAAAAAAAr8/9mdVF_-c9wU/s800/captions5a.png
In my client's defense, your honor, he does have foul breath.

[Datadog]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJdBHc4hI/AAAAAAAAAsA/I52k0ghgnto/s800/captions5b.png

"Please don't tell my boss I was sleeping."

[apenpaap]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJdBHc4hI/AAAAAAAAAsA/I52k0ghgnto/s800/captions5b.png

"Please don't tell my boss I was sleeping."

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJc-LZ3KI/AAAAAAAAAr8/9mdVF_-c9wU/s800/captions5a.png

"WHAT? You were sleeping at work?"

[FitzoliverJ]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJc-LZ3KI/AAAAAAAAAr8/9mdVF_-c9wU/s800/captions5a.png

"And I'm telling *you*, *my* hat's bigger!"

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJdBHc4hI/AAAAAAAAAsA/I52k0ghgnto/s800/captions5b.png

"Nah, business is pretty dead at the moment."

[tredlow]

[IMG]http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJdBHc4hI/AAAAAAAAAsA/I52k0ghgnto/s800/captions5b.png

Stan: Okay, Guybrush, you want the truth? Yes, I am hiding from the shareholders meeting because the business is failing.

Guybrush:Where are all the shareholders?

Stan: I'm looking at him.

[jmm]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJc-LZ3KI/AAAAAAAAAr8/9mdVF_-c9wU/s800/captions5a.png

LeChuck: You'll defend me. And if we win, I'll be pleased. Of course you know what happens when I'm not pleased.
Stan: (gulp)

[Trenchfoot]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJdBHc4hI/AAAAAAAAAsA/I52k0ghgnto/s800/captions5b.png

Guybrush: Bring out yer dead!

Stan: I'm not dead.

Guybrush: Yes you are!

Stan: I'm getting better. I feel happy, happy!

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJc-LZ3KI/AAAAAAAAAr8/9mdVF_-c9wU/s800/captions5a.png

Stan: AAAAH! It's the guy who almost killed me in the first game!

LeChuck: The first *what*?!

[Ash735]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJc-LZ3KI/AAAAAAAAAr8/9mdVF_-c9wU/s800/captions5a.png


LeChuck: That's a Mighty fine jacket you're wearing! *cracks knuckles*

[jmm]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJc-LZ3KI/AAAAAAAAAr8/9mdVF_-c9wU/s800/captions5a.png

Guybrush (off screen): What the hell was that?
Morgan (off screen, to Guybrush): Stan
Guybrush: He's gone to plaid.

LeChuck: Stan, stop this thing!
Stan: I can't stop, it's too dangerous!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Captain Mickey]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJc-LZ3KI/AAAAAAAAAr8/9mdVF_-c9wU/s800/captions5a.png

Somewhere on the internet, a creep is making Lechuck and Stan a couple.

[WeRa]

Somewhere on the internet, a creep is making Lechuck and Stan a couple.

Hahaha :D
So true! Damn yaoi fangirls xD
Well, I think I have an idea for this one ^^

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJdBHc4hI/AAAAAAAAAsA/I52k0ghgnto/s800/captions5b.png

Stan: Bla bla bla bla Coffin bla bla bla comfort bla bla bla
Guybrush: Oh, yeah, interestingly, continue (slowly pulling the hammer and nails out from his pockets) Hehe :D

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJc-LZ3KI/AAAAAAAAAr8/9mdVF_-c9wU/s800/captions5a.png

LeChuck: Do I know you from somewhere? Mmm...
Stan: Gulp O_OU

Hehe, was fun xD
Bye! :D

[bobhobbit]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJc-LZ3KI/AAAAAAAAAr8/9mdVF_-c9wU/s800/captions5a.png
I wish I knew how to quit you!!!

[TomPravetz]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJc-LZ3KI/AAAAAAAAAr8/9mdVF_-c9wU/s800/captions5a.png

Rule 34. No exceptions.

[GuruGuru214]

Rule 34. No exceptions.

I hate you now.

Does anyone have any mind bleach?

[TomPravetz]

I hate you now.

Does anyone have any mind bleach?

Aww, how could you hate little ol' me?

[GuruGuru214]

Aww, how could you hate little ol' me?

You have hurt my brain, for that you must pay.

[TomPravetz]

You have hurt my brain, for that you must pay.

I shall never pay! Get 'im hassats!

*OWW OWW OWW!!!!*
*NOT ME!!!!!*
*OWWWWWWW!!!!*

(Moral of the story, never trust a hassat.)

[GuruGuru214]

...I think you've paid enough...

[TomPravetz]

...I think you've paid enough...

Here.... Have a hassat... (x_x)

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(m)(m)

<3D~

Yes, male hassats look like bunnies, and female look like mice.

[Remolay]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJdBHc4hI/AAAAAAAAAsA/I52k0ghgnto/s800/captions5b.png

Stan: It's Smilin' Stan S. Stanman's previously used coffins! in retrospect that may not have been a very good idea

[Nimeni]

Am I the only one who thinks there should be a pole for these things? I know there's no prize but I'm always sad when my favorite ones don't win. (Not mine. I suck at this.)

[Edgy_McSpoon]

http://www.squishydreams.com/andrew/captions5b.jpg

[GuruGuru214]

http://www.squishydreams.com/andrew/captions5b.jpg

Aww, you left out "You scored 0 of 800 points".

[apenpaap]

Aww, you left out "You scored 0 of 800 points".
No he didn't. It's almost at the top of the screen.

Am I the only one who thinks there should be a pole for these things? I know there's no prize but I'm always sad when my favorite ones don't win. (Not mine. I suck at this.)

I guess we could do them as a poll, but that will mainly serve to slow things down. But if a lot of other people agree with you, we will do a poll.

[prizna]

Last edited by Edgy_McSpoon; Today at 04:22 am. Reason: *corrected for GuruGuru214*

He added that after

[GuruGuru214]

Yay! I'm a helper!

[Hassat Hunter]

Here.... Have a hassat... (x_x)
For a guy with 60 post, "Hassat" appears darn often on this forum. Now even outside the banning game 0_0
I guess we could do them as a poll, but that will mainly serve to slow things down. But if a lot of other people agree with you, we will do a poll.
Let's make a poll about it! :p

[Friar]

Last edited by Edgy_McSpoon; Today at 04:22 am. Reason: *corrected for GuruGuru214*

He added that after

And added the edited version to your post? ;)

[TomPravetz]

And added the edited version to your post? ;)

He saved the picture in the same place as the old one, thus making the link to the old one now lead to the new one. Thus making every link to the old one, show the new picture.

[Nimeni]

Let's make a poll about it! :p

Someone agrees with me! :D

[Chyron8472]

I could only think of one for the second picture:

http://pics.livejournal.com/sapphistscot/pic/0003zh8p

that's brilliant! :)

[Thriftweed Fancy Pants]

I vote for these captions because they've ACTUALLY been previously used:



Guybrush: Bring out yer dead!

Stan: I'm not dead.

Guybrush: Yes you are!

Stan: I'm getting better. I feel happy, happy!


Guybrush (off screen): What the hell was that?
Morgan (off screen, to Guybrush): Stan
Guybrush: He's gone to plaid.

LeChuck: Stan, stop this thing!
Stan: I can't stop, it's too dangerous!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

But if not, at least pick this one (it made me laugh)! :D

Rule 34. No exceptions.

[apenpaap]

Ok, I added a poll to this thread about whether or not there should be polls about future contests.

[tommhans]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJdBHc4hI/AAAAAAAAAsA/I52k0ghgnto/s800/captions5b.png

Stan: "I tell you, this coffin is seriously comfy!"
Guybrush: "Allright, ill buy one, but no more. Im pretty sure Elain will love this gift!"

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJc-LZ3KI/AAAAAAAAAr8/9mdVF_-c9wU/s800/captions5b.png

LeChuck: "There is NO such thing as a four headed monkey!"
Stan: "Yes there is, they sell them at Ye-bay, check them out!"

[Captain Mickey]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJc-LZ3KI/AAAAAAAAAr8/9mdVF_-c9wU/s800/captions5b.png

Lechuck: WHEN'S THE NEW MONKEY ISLAND GAME COMING OUT?!
Stan: I...I...I---

[TomPravetz]

I vote for these captions because they've ACTUALLY been previously used:





But if not, at least pick this one (it made me laugh)! :D

Did I win a vote?! (happy monkey dance here)

[prizna]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S1zJdBHc4hI/AAAAAAAAAsA/I52k0ghgnto/s800/captions5b.png

Stan: I have a riddle for you, The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it, what is it?

Guybrush: Thats a tough one, Could you give me a hint?

[apenpaap]

This one is finished. Here (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?p=257903) is the new one.