What Would You ask Ron Gilbert?

[prizna]

Just decided to make this thread so we can have a list of questions ready here on the off chance that someone here can get an interview from Ron Gilbert.

So just post the questions you would like to see answered by Ron Gilbert.

[Hayden]

Well. Might as well re-post what I posted in the other thread.

Maybe several questions regarding this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka07i6cp_0U).

Maybe you could ask him:

What puzzles he came up with/helped with/designed/co-designed for Tales.

What his favourite new character was from Tales.

What the future holds for him - what his plans and aspirations are.

If he thinks adventure games are making a comeback.

If there's any possibility of a Deathspank sequel.

If the events of the past 3 MI games has or would've had any effect on the events that would've taken place in his MI 3.

How much of his third MI game did he actually have planned out, or on paper.

[Thriftweed Fancy Pants]

If there's any possibility of a Deathspank sequel.


Or of Deathspank itself.

[Icedhope]

When they plan on releasing deathspank, game looks awesome.

[GuruGuru214]

If he ever had a name in mind for the Voodoo Lady.

[Majus]

»’sup?«

[Lena_P]

How do you keep your hair so nice and thick?

Why do you always look a little angry/crazy?

Why don't you blink more?

Why are you looking at me like that?

[GuruGuru214]

What's your favorite pirate activity?

What's your favorite pirate accessory?

What do you think pirates do in their off hours?

[Hayden]

Or we could ask him for the ultimate question that almost every adventure gamer would give their right arm for...

[GuruGuru214]

Or we could ask him for the ultimate question that almost every adventure gamer would give their right arm for...

What's the secret of Donkey Island?

[Hayden]

What's the secret of Donkey Island?

Bingo.

[prizna]

We should ask him about that Thanksgiving Burrito

[Hayden]

Agreed!

[puzzlebox]

Where did you find the Thanksgiving Burrito?

Have you ever attempted to replicate the Thanksgiving Burrito at home?

Are there any plans to give the Thanksgiving Burrito an international release?

What is the Secret of the Thanksgiving Burrito?

[Hayden]

Are there any plans to give the Thanksgiving Burrito an international release?


Will the Thanksgiving Burrito be released episodically, or as a whole meal?

[Friar]

Can i have a cookie?

[Hayden]

You can not.

[GuruGuru214]

What's your favorite variety of cookie?

Cake or pie?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(and we had better get into a long philosophical debate over the question)

[ezzetabi]

What's the secret of Donkey Island?

Answer (http://openlibrary.org/b/OL6113553M/secret_of_Donkey_Island).

[Captain Mickey]

May I have a hug?

Would you like a hug?

Please don't file that restraining order....

[TomPravetz]

I've heard multiple theories that I'm the secret of Monkey Island. Any truth to that?

What is the secret of Monkey Island?
What is the secret of Monkey Island?
What is the secret of Monkey Island?
What is the secret of Monkey Island?
What is the secret of Monkey Island?
What is the secret of Monkey Island?
Oh, hey. Yeah. I can see my self out... No need to release the hassats...
Why?!
MAKE THEM STOP!!!!
*dead*

[S@bre]

What is the secret of Monkey Island?
What is the secret of Monkey Island?
What is the secret of Monkey Island?
What is the secret of Monkey Island?
What is the secret of Monkey Island?
What is the secret of Monkey Island?

Get him into a DeSinge-lab like chair, tie him down and soak him in cold water. We'll get an answer eventually from this, its a simple matter of voltage...

[TomPravetz]

Get him into a DeSinge-lab like chair, tie him down and soak him in cold water. We'll get an answer eventually from this, its a simple matter of voltage...

Just be sure to take the key OUT OF THE ROOM!

[Captain Mickey]

And no monkeys with metal tails!!

[TomPravetz]

And no monkeys with metal tails!!

But I like the monkeys with the metal tails!

[Captain Mickey]

Yes, good for us for enjoyment and entertainment, bad for us for those that are using the monkeys with metal tails to escape.

[TomPravetz]

Yes, good for us for enjoyment and entertainment, bad for us for those that are using the monkeys with metal tails to escape.

Catch 22-esque.

[Hee Ho Ho]

when are we going to get a constant barrage of monkey island games?

Get him into a DeSinge-lab like chair, tie him down and soak him in cold water. We'll get an answer eventually from this, its a simple matter of voltage...

Yes, i think sam and max should be there,

max for the question asking and mentioned necessities by sabre :p

and sam to restrain max. "hold on little buddy..." :p

[Hayden]

Do you think that the existing Monkey Island timeline would be worth sacrificing for a MI3a?

[Rather Dashing]

Well, I have two options in my mind.

1. Why have you been such a dick about the ending of Monkey Island 2? Just do something already, please. Say it was all a joke and it never mattered, I don't care, just give it some form of closure.

OR

2. Deathspank. Why?

[Hayden]

1. Why have you been such a dick about the ending of Monkey Island 2?


You wanna word that a little differently?

[Rather Dashing]

You wanna word that a little differently?
Sure. I could also ask Ron Gilbert: "Why have you been such a gigantic cock about the ending of Monkey Island 2?"

[Chyron8472]

haha. :D

[Hayden]

Sure. I could also ask Ron Gilbert: "Why have you been such a gigantic cock about the ending of Monkey Island 2?"

You win.

[MonkeyMania]

"Do you realize what would happen to you if you don't make your Monkey Island game?"

[MrFerder]

I actually live in the same city as Ron Gilbert (Vancouver) but I have no idea what I'd ask him. All I know is that there would be no point in asking questions about Monkey Island because he would refuse to give answers. And that would frustrate me.

[coolsome]

why do men have nipples

[Leak]

a gigantic cock
El Pollo Diablo?!?

[Hayden]

El Pollo Diablo?!?

Ha! That'll be the new name for anyone annoying on the forums!

[Chyron8472]

how many packs of ravenous piranha poodles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Purp]

What is the mystery of time and space? Ooops, different game. *hangs head in shame*

Are you going to team up with LucasArts and do a retrospective of MI games?

Are you going to rerelease Grim Fandango and Full throttle, or add to their stories?

[Captain Mickey]

Are you going to rerelease Grim Fandango and Full throttle, or add to their stories?

Erm....wrong guy, that was Tim Schafer ^^;

As for the question to Mr. Gilbert, would you like this puppy?

[Purp]

Erm....wrong guy, that was Tim Schafer ^^;

Oooops, you're right. Wrong guy again. *sigh*

[Chyron8472]

Why won't you just admit that you didn't really plan an MI3?

[coolsome]

can I have a cookie?

[Hayden]

You can not.

[NannerSplit]

Two words: Stump Joke