Monkey Island Caption Contest #6: A Caption Before Bedtime

[apenpaap]

Welcome to the sixth Monkey Island Caption Contest! Since democratic reforms to the contest were stopped last week by that same democracy, here are the winners I have tyrannically decided upon:
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Rule 34. No exceptions.

http://pics.livejournal.com/sapphistscot/pic/0003zh8p

The winners get:
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Previously owned allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods, and water meters, dogs that boggle, silly twiddle, safety goggles, creaky fiddle, spellbook wiccan, rubber chicken (comes with pulley in the middle), picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic cutters, kitchen faucets, folsing tables, weather stripper, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoon and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal-roofing, water-proofing multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass-connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke-detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, termostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and energizers, suffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, pepper shakers, Mike, Mark, Joe, Jake, Sean, Land, Dom, Dave: Tales of Monkey Island-makers! All supplied by Stan's new store. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phVi8z6SCI4#t=2m23s)

The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x2
hplikelike x2
SilverWolfPet x1
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x1
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Jen Kollic x1

PM me if you have a good picture for the next contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

[apenpaap]

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[prizna]

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Morgan: aaaand sleep! You are in my power.

Guybrush: I am in your power

[FitzoliverJ]

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"OK, so maybe I look disgusting, but at least you don't see any psychotic Ghost Pirates chasing after *this* Governor, do you?"

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"It's OK, Guybrush, having issues. We can work through them together."

"Yeah, but I *really* don't like being touched! (Shudder)"

[Silverwolfpet]

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Have you ever been hit with loads of food in your EAR?? It's not pleasant.

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Morgan: I need to tall you something.
Guybrush: Moe, you're stepping on my FOOT!

[Jen Kollic]

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Unfortunately for Guybrush and Morgan, DeSinge's 'Eyeball Extractor 3000' worked much better than his air rifle.

[Secret Fawful]

This week in Secrets in the World of Monkey Island! The Secret Underneath Governor Phatt's Blankets!

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Guybrush: Oh no!
Phatt: Are you terrified? Are you gonna break into tears knowing that the Dread Pirate LeChuck is back?
Guybrush: No. I'm terrified of how fat your gut is.
Phatt: Oh, that's not my stomach.
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Guybrush: And then he pulled away the blankets!

What could it be! A llama? An orthodontist!? Stay tuned to find out.

[bobhobbit]

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Sorry Guybrush, but this suppository is for your own good...

[Lennie Melvin]

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Morgan: I'm your sister Guybrush
Guybrush: NOooooooOOOOOooooooo

[OzzieMonkey]

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Guybrush, can you find my belt, I can't seem to see it because of this big fatso in the way.
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Morgan: Ok Guybrush, we are about to face a giant porcelain army, so we both have to close our eyes and go to our happy place. Guybrush, are you listening?
Guybrush: (snores)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Teeth]

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"See that book? It's called Exercises For The Morbidly Obese. After a month of working out, I'll be fit enough to reach over and pick it up!"

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After months of practising, Morgan had finally perfected the Vulcan death grip.

[Thriftweed Fancy Pants]

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Governor: Guard!!
Guard: Yes sir?
Governor: What...what is that?
Guard: It appears to be your foot sir.
Governor: My what?!
Guard: Your foot sir.
Governor: Interesting. And what does a foot do?
Guard: It's used for walking sir.
Governor: Walking you say?
Guard: Yes sir.
Governor: I see...
*pauses*
Governor: Can I eat it?
Guard: I'm afraid not sir.

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Guybrush (grumbles): I am not afraid of porcelain...
Morgan: It's okay Guybrush; everyone has a weakness. Mine's glass. *shudders*

[apenpaap]

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Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?

[Chyron8472]

After months of practising, Morgan had finally perfected the Vulcan death grip.

there's no such thing as the Vulcan Death Grip. nerve pinch, yes. death grip, no. get it right. =P

[WeRa]

Sorry Guybrush, but this suppository is for your own good...

Hahahahahaha xD
I laughed a lot for this one! :D:D:D

[apenpaap]

there's no such thing as the Vulcan Death Grip. nerve pinch, yes. death grip, no. get it right. =P

Yes, there is, just ask the Romulans :p.

[Hayden]

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Damn you icecream, come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OfTRT2uuH0)

[snip3z4kills]

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Doctor: I'm sorry Gouverner... but you have diabetes and we need to cut off your foot.
Phatt: Just take it and go! Leave me to my food.

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Guybrush: OH! OH! WHERE'S MY SUPRISE!? IS IT A NINTENDO!?
Morgan: Guybrush... I'm taking you to DeSinge, remember?
Guybrush: Ohhhh yeaaaah... I hate you...
Morgan: I know.

[Captain Mickey]

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Morgan: Can you see inside my memories?
Guybrush: Please tell me that the two guys are being best friends and not--Oh god...

[skitty85]

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[Reaper Lyn]

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Guybrush: Mo, are you sure you know how to apparate?
Morgan: Uh - yes. Definitely. Just keep your eyes closed...

[Secret Fawful]

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Hahaha! Brilliant!

[DjNDB]

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Oh no! Green Tentacle! :(

[Hayden]

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Dammit, now no-one stands a chance!

[apenpaap]

This one is finished already. Here (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14920) is the new contest.