Person in your house

[The Mighty M]

Oh no!
There's a person in your house, how are you going to get him out?!

I threw a lego brick at him, but he just told me that I was Harry Potter

[Remolay]

I threw a mighty Pirate, he told me to look behind me. There was a three headed monkey

[coolsome]

I threw jelly babys at him he told me Im the doctor

[Majus]

I'm like "Whats going on here?" and the person told me that I'm confused.

[Remolay]

I throw Majus at them, they tell me I'm a jerk... I see their point

[Majus]

Wheeee-*bump* Oh, sorry man.

[Hayden]

I threw an insult at him, he came back at me with a witty response.

[tredlow]

Yes, there is a person in my house; me. I make him a cup of tea.

[Hayden]

...I take the hot cup of tea and splash it in his face. He stumbles backwards and out through the door.

[The Mighty M]

He comes back in, armed with a max decoy
"Death from above, death from abooooovvvvvveeee."

[The Mighty M]

I throw the real max at the max decoy, and I throw the cushion at the person, he then says a naughty word

[OzzieMonkey]

I throw the naughty word, back in his face, and the guy laughs, saying that we should be friends becoz i have a sense of humour, then I throw him out my window.

[BadStrong]

I told him the jerk store called, but he doesn't fall for it.

[The Mighty M]

I tell him to read a book, so he reads me like a book

[S@bre]

I shoot him in the chest with a 12-bore shotgun. He dies. And since this is the UK, I probably get prosecuted.

I might have missed the point of this thread.

[JedExodus]

I crap myself