Monkey Island Caption Contest #11: Beauty and the Backstabber

[apenpaap]

Welcome to another caption contest! Last week we had lots of good captions, but these were the best:

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Use... Library Card... with... Throat.
Pick up... fishing line.
Pick up... body.
Use... body... with... sharks.


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Congratulations! Your prize is:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S4R_Xtthb-I/AAAAAAAAAzo/NwWepz14_XE/s800/prize10.png
A tattoo that is only visible when you're unconscious! (Arm not included)

The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x3
hplikelike x2
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
Jen Kollic x2
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Secret Fawful x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1

PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

[apenpaap]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S4R_XBnwR5I/AAAAAAAAAzg/Oh9SMx604e0/s800/captions11a.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S4R_XbvxZZI/AAAAAAAAAzk/0CJzSmegdao/s800/captions11b.png

[Remolay]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S4R_XBnwR5I/AAAAAAAAAzg/Oh9SMx604e0/s800/captions11a.jpg
Zis is happening ze wrong way


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Guybrush:You know, I have a feeling that today is really going to be my day. A day when absolutely nothing goes wro...

[Trenchfoot]

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Elaine: You don't need to see my identification.

DeSinge: I don't need to see your identification.

Elaine: This isn't the Elaine you're looking for.

DeSinge: This isn't the Elaine I'm looking for.

Elaine: Move along, move along.

DeSinge: Move along, move along.

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Guybrush: The way those Manatees mate is hot, isn't it Morgan?

Morgan: You PERVERT!!

[Hassat Hunter]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S4R_XBnwR5I/AAAAAAAAAzg/Oh9SMx604e0/s800/captions11a.jpg
Hey, I am at your *other* side for girlish slapping!

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S4R_XbvxZZI/AAAAAAAAAzk/0CJzSmegdao/s800/captions11b.png
Let's see if I can repeat that hand trick with other body parts.

[Secret Fawful]

http://i48.tinypic.com/34ya0lv.png

Brain Slug: Yes. My disguise is perfect. The earth female with the fatty thighs suspects nothing. Soon the Caribbean will be mine. Ha. Ha. Ha.

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S4R_XBnwR5I/AAAAAAAAAzg/Oh9SMx604e0/s800/captions11a.jpg


Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Work all night on a drink a' rum
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Stack banana till the mornin' come
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
Daylight come and me wan' go home

A beautiful bunch a' ripe banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wan' go home

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

[MaxFan]

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Elaine: Is he supposed to be doing that?
DeSinge: Braaaiiins!!

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Guybrush: I sure do love sunsets.

[Hayden]

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Morgan: "Time to chop off that ponytail!"

[Hayden]

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De Singe: "Excuse me, have you seen my irises or pupils anywhere?"

[Hayden]

Poor image editing, anyone?

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/9408/changedhdpic.png

"Hold on tight, baby."

[Jen Kollic]

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Morgan had never really grasped the finer points of the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, so she had to improvise.

[Darth Marsden]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S4R_XBnwR5I/AAAAAAAAAzg/Oh9SMx604e0/s800/captions11a.jpg
Surprise buttsex!

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S4R_XbvxZZI/AAAAAAAAAzk/0CJzSmegdao/s800/captions11b.png
Behold, the Guybrush Threepwood mannequin! And yes ladies, he's 'fully articulated'.

[Remolay]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S4R_XbvxZZI/AAAAAAAAAzk/0CJzSmegdao/s800/captions11b.png
Behold, the Guybrush Threepwood mannequin! And yes ladies, he's 'fully articulated'.[/Size]

not for long

[Remolay]

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'cause this is THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!

[Gman5852]

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Guybrush:man is it a great day, hey i wonder where elaine and winslow are.
Morgan:you will soon find out.

[Lennie Melvin]

'cause this is THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!

Awesome, my favourite one so far *applauds*

[hplikelike]

'cause this is THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!

Stole mine...

[GuruGuru214]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S4R_XbvxZZI/AAAAAAAAAzk/0CJzSmegdao/s800/captions11b.png

Little did Guybrush know, Morgan had a problem with nighttime "accidents" when she was a little girl. He'd soon regret calling her a "big old bed-wetting doody head".

[prizna]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t205/frankthemonkey/oldmancopy.jpg

De Singe: (in old man voice) Consarnit, that stupid Jus de Vie didn't work right!

Elaine: WATCH OUT, OLD MAN!!!

[Hayden]

You've haven't removed the black space in between Elaine and DeSinge's arms. I nearly missed that part while editing the pic as well.

[prizna]

You've haven't removed the black space in between Elaine and DeSinge's arms. I nearly missed that part while editing the pic as well.

Fixed

and thanx for catching that :)

[FitzoliverJ]

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"Walk like - an Egyptian..." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWP-AsG5DRk)
"DEAR GOD, STOP!!"

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"Guybrush, you know the rumours that the next Telltale game series will be based on "Futurama"?"
"What, the cartoon with all these decapitated historical people's heads preserved in jars? What about it?"

[Thriftweed Fancy Pants]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S4R_XbvxZZI/AAAAAAAAAzk/0CJzSmegdao/s800/captions11b.png

Spy is Morgan!

[Secret Fawful]

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Spy is Morgan!


Not an entry, as it's not my idea. I just wanted to do the joke. :D

[hplikelike]

Not an entry, as it's not my idea. I just wanted to do the joke. :D

Or you could share the prize...

[Secret Fawful]

That's not exactly fair. I used his idea without permission.

[Thriftweed Fancy Pants]

If someone could make him wear a Morgan mask, I'd be willing to share 1/2 a point.

[mateo360]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S4R_XbvxZZI/AAAAAAAAAzk/0CJzSmegdao/s800/captions11b.png

Guybrush: *sigh*
Morgan: "One more sigh out of you about missing Elaine and I will have to knock you out again."

[WeRa]

http://i48.tinypic.com/34ya0lv.png

Brain Slug: Yes. My disguise is perfect. The earth female with the fatty thighs suspects nothing. Soon the Caribbean will be mine. Ha. Ha. Ha.


Hahahaha xDD
I laughed a lot with this one :D Thanks ;)

[Secret Fawful]

Hahahaha xDD
I laughed a lot with this one :D Thanks ;)

Awesome! :D

[Hayden]

...and the winner is?

[apenpaap]

:o Oops, forgot about the caption contest. The next one (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15289) will be up shortly.