If you could say one thing to everybody on Earth...

[JedExodus]

...what would it be?

I cannot play my own game for the responsibility it would put on my shoulders is too huge.

[doodinthemood]

Calm down

[coolsome]

So, earthlings! Um... basically, end of the world. HERE COMES THE DRUMS!!!!

[Remolay]

I bet you 20 bucks the world isn't going to end in 2012

[doodinthemood]

I bet you 20 bucks the world isn't going to end in 2012

DEAL! ohoho those 20 bucks are totally mine when it does :D

[All-thumbs]

When you all die can I have your stuff.

[Gman5852]

To the people of earth, the reason the world ends in 2012, is because a friend of mine gets his drivers license:D

[Hyperkinetic_Martian]

Something to everyone on Earth?


Greetings Earthlings. Please stop acting like a bunch of rambunctious jerks and try to get along like reasonable, intelligent beings. Or at least tolerate each other and leave each to his own business.

Thank you and goodnight. Or morning. Afternoon. Whatever.

[tredlow]

Don't Panic.

[OzzieMonkey]

Hey there. Would you like to try our new untested dairy products?

[Ribs]

'hi guyz im an alien now i blow you ups kaboom kapow kabloosh'

[TomPravetz]

Dude, can you spare a dollar?

[Ribs]

Dude, can you spare a dollar?

That would be.. 7 BILLION DOLLARS!!!

[TomPravetz]

That would be.. 7 BILLION DOLLARS!!!

Teehee! I will buy TTG! And make myself a mod! (Not to TTG, this is not a plea to be a mod, it is merely what I would do)

[tredlow]

'hi guyz im an alien now i blow you ups kaboom kapow kabloosh'

Best answer ever.

[BadStrong]

Woof.

[TomPravetz]

Woof.

Aruff, woof bark grrrr, LeChuck, ruff?

[Irishmile]

Pie>cake

[The Mighty M]

Raaaaaaabbbbbbbiiiiiiittttttttsssssss!!!!!!

[Falanca]

Watch out for the killer pants, people. They are trying to eat you from your most vital point.

[Hayden]

Watch out for the killer pants, people. They are trying to eat you from your most vital point.

Our knees?

[The Mighty M]

Worship the stylophone, cherish its retro awsomeness!

[coolsome]

guess what..chicken butt!!

[Snicklin]

"Wash your hands!"

[PressidentMax]

"Illegal Imergrants here to the bomb defusual site and get to work!"
"Legal ones, get your self a bloody house all ready!"

[The Mighty M]

:);)

[Fealiks]

Learn some humility.

[Remolay]

Bazinga

[Strong Bad Fan]

IT IS I! GOD! I SHALL SMITE ALL OF THEE UNLESS MY MESSENGER JAKE SMITH (Me) IN EAGER ARIZONA GETS WHATEVER HE WANTS!

Oh yeah and by the way, all you religions are crap. Almost every God ever is up here. Jake is a Deity we sent to make sure all you guys are in line. Don't follow his orders, and you will soon destroy yourselves. And Hermes says hi.

God out.

(That would make me pretty much the most powerful man in the world, and I could help prevent wars to come, and the ones going on now!)

Edit: Or I would say: BANANG!

[The Mighty M]

DIE, Pineapple, DIE!

[coolsome]

ppl of earth your rent is over due and as per our contract 65 million years ago i have the right to edict you if you do not leave the premises legal action will be taken

[The Mighty M]

42!

[The Mighty M]

I, The Mighty M, have used my M magic to kill a load of threads

[Remolay]

2 hours is not killing it

[The Mighty M]

2 hours is not killing it

Not this thread, that's nonsensical!
Ralph Wiggum:I found a moon rock up my nose!

[Astro Gnocci]

"poop".

Or maybe "crap".

[Irishmile]

I would ask everyone to send me one dollar.

[The Mighty M]

Yay! OMG! BLA? NITWIT!

[Scrawffler]

"Oh yes? Well, you see that dog poo? That's you, that is. That's your favourite food."

[JedExodus]

"If you all turn your thermostat down by just 2 degrees..."

[Remolay]

We come in peace. Just kidding, Prepare to die!

[coolsome]

*plays rick ashley never gona give you up* :cool:

[Remolay]

(it's astly)


People of the word!... I LOST THE GAME!

[jmm]

Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!

[Nintendo Boy1]

$%$#, %$#%^@, %*@#& , *&^$#, $^@&#, %*#$@, and %$#@&!

[Everlast]

I would say to them "GROOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP HUUUUUUUUUUGG!!!!!"

[TookiGuy]

I am God/Yahweh/Allah/Zues/Bramha/The Universe/Flying Spaghetti Monster/Invisible Pink Unicorn. I order you to kill yourself.
I'd kill you myself, but I want to test your faith.

[DoctorCello]

I am God/Yahweh/Allah/Zues/Bramha/The Universe/Flying Spaghetti Monster/Invisible Pink Unicorn. I order you to kill yourself.
I'd kill you myself, but I want to test your faith.

This isn't you, by any chance, is it?

http://i43.tinypic.com/25pojki.jpg

[TookiGuy]

Uhh... no. My likes go more like this - Peace, love, nature, animals, music, books, video games, fraternity and all that bull.

Dislikes - bigots(racists/homophobes/sexists), big ass corporations, pollution, meat(sue me), capitalism(sue me), idiots(i.e, 80% of the world's population. Though, from what I've seen, most of the people here are in the other 20%. So please don't send me hate mail.)
And my musical taste goes a little(read, a LOT different from "Green Day" - I like Mozart, Vivaldi, Tool, Isis... y'know... stuff like that.

[DoctorCello]

Uhh... no. My likes go more like this - Peace, love, nature, animals, music, books, video games, fraternity and all that bull.

Dislikes - bigots(racists/homophobes/sexists), big ass corporations, pollution, meat(sue me), capitalism(sue me), idiots(i.e, 80% of the world's population. Though, from what I've seen, most of the people here are in the other 20%. So please don't send me hate mail.)
And my musical taste goes a little(read, a LOT different from "Green Day" - I like Mozart, Vivaldi, Tool, Isis... y'know... stuff like that.

For someone who likes peace, love, and fraternity, you certainly don't show it. It's impossible to uphold these values while being a misanthropist, you know.

[Avistew]

For someone who likes peace, love, and fraternity, you certainly don't show it. It's impossible to uphold these values while being a misanthropist, you know.

I beg to differ. What's more peaceful than a world without humans?

[TookiGuy]

No, it's just that after a while you realize that the only people holding our civilization back is our civilization itself. People are just too arrogant. Read Ishmael. I've lost hope after seeing what people behave like when you present them with suggestions. Even when proven to be wrong, we still won't admit that we've done wrong all along.

So I'm pretty sure a reduction in population(sounds like a terrible thing to say, I know, I know) would be one of the main things that would help us.

So I'm not exactly misanthropic... I don't hate humans, I hate the situation we've put ourselves in.
And I have to say, there are a LOT of "broken", for lack of a better word, humans that are just making it worse.

I beg to differ. What's more peaceful than a world without humans?

EXACTLY.

[Giant Tope]

http://reptilis.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/golden_dinosaurs.jpg

Hate to break it to you but nature is far from peaceful. Dolphins, for example, kill things just for fun. Peace is a human made concept out of the desire to not wanting to get hurt. Nature doesn't exactly play by those rules. Ever.

[TookiGuy]

I'm not talking about peace as much as about "balance", which nature seemed to be doing fine until we came along.

[Avistew]

So I'm pretty sure a reduction in population(sounds like a terrible thing to say, I know, I know) would be one of the main things that would help us.

It's not necessarily terrible. I mean it's not like the only way to reduce the population is killing people. There is also preventing unplanned pregnancies, which still seem to be either the majority of pregnancies or close to, and favouring adoption, among other things. I don't think many people are against either of these things.

Hate to break it to you but nature is far from peaceful. Dolphins, for example, kill things just for fun. Peace is a human made concept out of the desire to not wanting to get hurt. Nature doesn't exactly play by those rules. Ever.

Well, I was being a smartass. Still, humans have a bigger potential for destruction, with nuclear weapons, world wars and stuff. Of course humans have a bigger potential for positive things too, such as protecting other species and stuff. I don't think we're all bad, just that we can focus our potential one way or the other and, well, I wish it was focused towards positive things more often.

[TookiGuy]

Oh yeah, if anything, I'd describe myself as pro-adoption.

I'd say that we're rambling off topic, but a look at the title suggests otherwise...

[Giant Tope]

I'm not talking about peace as much as about "balance", which nature seemed to be doing fine until we came along.

People seem to often forget that humans and the things we do are in fact a part of nature. When we take a ton of stuff, nature balances things out by cutting out other factors. This said I'm an advocate for making less of an impact because I like places like the nearby coniferous rain forests and oak savannahs and I'd be sad if they disappeared. They benefit me greatly.

In the end, no matter what we do, nature's gonna keep balancing itself and after that we're going to be absorbed by the sun anyways.

[TookiGuy]

Yeah, that's a thing that people forget. Whether we like it or not, nature WILL balance us. Either we straighten up, or we'll die the hard way.

Most people's attitude seems to be however, that we'll do what we want, and when the planet gets in our way, we'll jettison off into the space age.

Corny.

[Avistew]

In the end, no matter what we do, nature's gonna keep balancing itself and after that we're going to be absorbed by the sun anyways.

Yeah, but I hope it doesn't have to balance itself by killing us off. It seems it's been trying to, lately. :p

[Giant Tope]

Yeah, that's a thing that people forget. Whether we like it or not, nature WILL balance us. Either we straighten up, or we'll die the hard way.

Most people's attitude seems to be however, that we'll do what we want, and when the planet gets in our way, we'll jettison off into the space age.

Corny.

Did you miss the part where I said that we are a part of nature?

[TookiGuy]

Um, yes, that's what I meant by "Yeah, that's a thing that people forget".
Daniel Quinn makes this point wonderfully in most of his books, if you're interested.

[Giant Tope]

No I mean you seem to not realize that we are nature and it isn't that nature will balance us, but rather, things will just happen. I guess I'm trying to say that the whole villainizing of the human race is pointless because we're as innocent/guilty and important/unimportant as an oak tree or rock.

also http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0903/derailed-train-derailed-thread-demotivational-poster-1237346157.jpg

sorry :(

[TookiGuy]

Haha, yeah.

We're capable of changing though. A tree is just standing there. There are no oak trees that can decide to pump more oxygen in the air because they think the world needs it.

We, on the other hand can chose to lower procreation, lower the emissions of certain gases and stuff like that.

We're smart. That's a capability. You don't see koala bears who are capable of preventing extinctions. We CAN prevent the extinction of every single species on this planet, we have the brains.

Yet we don't.

Why? Because of traditions that have failed to evolve along with us.
(I'm not anti-religion, I'm just saying that applying philosophies from thousands of years ago is just not good for us. Look at the pope, today - telling people who earn a dollar a year to have as many kids as possible. I'm very sorry to offend anyone, but a perfect, omniscient being could have come up with much more simpler and effective ways).

[Avistew]

We're smart. That's a capability. You don't see koala bears who are capable of preventing extinctions. We CAN prevent the extinction of every single species on this planet, we have the brains.

Yet we don't.

Then do. Do something that matters. Instead of complaining that people aren't doing enough, do all you can.

Maybe people aren't doing anything because they're too busy complaining about how others aren't doing enough, is what I mean.

As you said, humans can act, so let's do it.
I don't think we can't prevent the extinction of every single animal though. Nor do I thing it would necessarily be a good thing. Just try and keep it to a reasonable amount, limit our impact.

I think complaining about how humans suck isn't accomplishing much. Plus, it's making it a fatality. If you keep saying humans suck, it kinda prevents you from not sucking, being a human and all. If you started doing what you think are the "right things", then you couldn't say humans aren't doing them.

Not trying to guilt-trip you or anything, just pointing it out. I think in a way it's counter-productive to complain about humans.

[DoctorCello]

(I'm not anti-religion, I'm just saying that applying philosophies from thousands of years ago is just not good for us. Look at the pope, today - telling people who earn a dollar a year to have as many kids as possible. I'm very sorry to offend anyone, but a perfect, omniscient being could have come up with much more simpler and effective ways).

tl;dr: I'm not anti-religion, but religion is bad!

Also, using Catholicism as an example for all religions is a bad idea, even just as an example of Christianity.

EDIT: Oh, and I agree with pretty much everything Tope said and especially with what Avistew just said.

[TookiGuy]

Then do. Do something that matters. Instead of complaining that people aren't doing enough, do all you can.

Maybe people aren't doing anything because they're too busy complaining about how others aren't doing enough, is what I mean.

As you said, humans can act, so let's do it.
I don't think we can't prevent the extinction of every single animal though. Nor do I thing it would necessarily be a good thing. Just try and keep it to a reasonable amount, limit our impact.

I think complaining about how humans suck isn't accomplishing much. Plus, it's making it a fatality. If you keep saying humans suck, it kinda prevents you from not sucking, being a human and all. If you started doing what you think are the "right things", then you couldn't say humans aren't doing them.

Not trying to guilt-trip you or anything, just pointing it out. I think in a way it's counter-productive to complain about humans.

Trouble is, I can't get squat done alone. And when I try to find help, the reply is generally a two word phrase ending with "off". And for the record, I wasn't complaining. I was asked to clarify a small statement(which, by the way, was not completely serious).

Plus, I don't really understand where I implied that I don't "act".
Hell, I do what I can. I prefer bikes. I boycott factory farming. And all that.

Also, using Catholicism as an example for all religions is a bad idea, even just as an example of Christianity.

I never said anything against Christianity.
But do you see Taoists running off to "advise" the poor of some obscure country?
It's the most major religion, and in my opinion, should therefore be the most likely example.

And AGAIN, I'm not anti-religion. I love the concepts of Buddhism and whatnot.

I'm just against people telling others who don't know any better to do things that will worsen their condition just because their favourite book in the world says so.

[Avistew]

tl;dr: I'm not anti-religion, but religion is bad!

I think what Tookie meant was something along the lines of "I'm not against religion on principle, but I think there is a discrepancy between mainsteam religions nowadays and the current state of things", in which case I'd tend to agree. Things that worked a long time ago won't necessarily work now. Some of the things seem out of date, so to speak.

But of course, religion is something personal in the end, so each person will deal with it in a specific way. To keep on what you said, about Catholicism not being representative of even Christianity, I'd go further and say that the Pope isn't representative of all Catholics, either.

[Comrade Pants]

...what would it be?

i cannot play my own game for the responsibility it would put on my shoulders is too huge.


A man chooses! A slave obeys!

[jaden551]

Do not diss adventure games, all must play!

[Gman5852]

People of earth learn my lesson over 50% of our paper is wasted as litter or thrown away which is a complete waste. The other 50% is wasted on twilight books. We must save paper by stop littering and stop reading twilight.
GO GO GO!

[jaden551]

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