three truths and a lie

[Irishmile]

here we tell three truths about ourselves and one lie... then everyone guesses what the lie is... I will go first

I know Jim Brewer (http://stash.norml.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jim-breuer.jpg) (SNL, Half Baked)

My Wife Zua (http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/4765/n7276807167182.jpg) is a photographer and a pretty good (http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/871/l57ac1fdfed41ed06d60935.jpg) one.

when I was a kid I was in Wisconsin Dells water park (http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/wisconsin/images/s/water-parks.jpg) commercials

I have three (http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6796/cats20window.jpg) cats

[OzzieMonkey]

I would say the lie is that you were on those commercials as a kid. Is it my turn, or is it whoever gets it right?

[Irishmile]

The lie was that I have three cats... I actually only have two.

[Gman5852]

Ohh I want to try.
I have named all of my dogs after types of chocolates

My dad has met Bill Clinton

I hate most foods

I have a wierd family.

[JedExodus]

Ohhhh I like this game.

I'd say the lie is that you hate most foods Gman.

[The Highway]

I drove a Jet Boat when I was 15

A 200kg cabinet fell on me when I was 3, and all I got was a scar above my right eye

I can fall asleep at 3am and wake up at 6am and feel fully refreshed

I was once complimented by Steve Purcell

[Remolay]

I'ma go with the compliment

[The Highway]

Correct!

[Fishstick_Kitty]

Not sure who goes next, but if it's ok I'd like to toss my hat in the ring...


I spent the night with 6,000 men on the USS Nimitz.

I'm wild about babies and small children.

Yesterday, a plane crashed just <1.5 miles (2.4 km) away from my house.

I wanted a set of struts for my truck, not a 7 day all-expense paid cruise to the Bahamas.

[puzzlebox]

I'm guessing you hate babies and small children. ;)

[Fishstick_Kitty]

Bingo! :D

Well, almost. I don't hate them, but I do avoid them whenever I can.

[puzzlebox]

Making these up is harder than you'd think!

...

I can't whistle

I used to date Olivia Newton John's godson

I'm a vegetarian

I work in the London landmark building "the Gherkin" (pic below)

http://www.wedding-news.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Gherkin_l.jpg

[guitarsareboring]

I think you CAN whistle.

[Irishmile]

I think she can whistle too

[puzzlebox]

I totally can't whistle! Not even a little bit. :(

The lie is that I work in the Gherkin - not true.

[Fealiks]

I'll go (if that's cool).

1. I've never used the phrase "between a rock and a hard place" to describe a dilemma.

2. I have difficulty understanding the rules to most games.

3. I have a reasonable sense of decorum.

4. I experience Déjà Vu every so often.

[Irishmile]

I have difficulty understanding the rules to most games?

[MalkyTop]

1. I play contrabass
2. I have a brother
3. For my Biology project, I made an animation.
4. I won a stuffed animal in a rock paper scissors contest in a mall.

Yeah, I'm not good with this thing.

[Giant Tope]

Contrabass?

Three truths and a lie: Tope's Wacky Childhood Edition:

-When I was in elementary school, someone in a white van actually tried pulling a "I have candy in here" on me. I luckily did not believe him.

-While visiting Yellowstone when I was 9, I strayed off the path into deep snow and nearly stepped into a hidden geyser if it hadn't been for my mother who called out for me.

-Back when I used to live in the LA area, I would often feed ducks at the park. Well one day at the park, I heard a gunshot and ran home. Turns out somebody had gotten on the bad side of a gang.

-Up until I was four years old, I thought I was a boy because I liked watching Batman the Animated series. To my childlike dismay, I found out that all boys had penises, which I obviously didn't have.

[Fealiks]

I have difficulty understanding the rules to most games?

No, that one was true. Actually, they were all true. Especially that one.

1. I play contrabass
2. I have a brother
3. For my Biology project, I made an animation.
4. I won a stuffed animal in a rock paper scissors contest in a mall.

Yeah, I'm not good with this thing.

2?

Contrabass?

Three truths and a lie: Tope's Wacky Childhood Edition:

-When I was in elementary school, someone in a white van actually tried pulling a "I have candy in here" on me. I luckily did not believe him.

-While visiting Yellowstone when I was 9, I strayed off the path into deep snow and nearly stepped into a hidden geyser if it hadn't been for my mother who called out for me.

-Back when I used to live in the LA area, I would often feed ducks at the park. Well one day at the park, I heard a gunshot and ran home. Turns out somebody had gotten on the bad side of a gang.

-Up until I was four years old, I thought I was a boy because I liked watching Batman the Animated series. To my childlike dismay, I found out that all boys had penises, which I obviously didn't have.

The thing about thinking you were a boy? Or the first one.

Or the second or third one.

[Giant Tope]

You can only pick one. >:[

[Fealiks]

Okay, the last one.

[Giant Tope]

Nope. Any other guesses?

[puzzlebox]

They are all so plausible and yet so improbable! I'm guessing the one about Yellowstone and the hidden geyser.

[Icedhope]

I have met many celebrities

I am 6'5

I served in the military

I hate rap

[Giant Tope]

#3 Is the right answer for mine.

[Fealiks]

I have met many celebrities

I am 6'5

I served in the military

I hate rap

#3

#3 Is the right answer for mine.

So you really used to think you were a boy?

[puzzlebox]

I reckon #4 (hating rap) is the lie for Icedhope.

[Giant Tope]

So you really used to think you were a boy?

Hehehe... yeah...

[Irishmile]

I thought you were a boy this whole time...

[Icedhope]

Actually the lie is #2 I only stand six foot 3 inches.

[puzzlebox]

Actually the lie is #2 I only stand six foot 3 inches.

"Only" :p

[Icedhope]

"Only" :p

What, I'm tall, and kind of cute...you know what...Damn...I should have added that.

[guitarsareboring]

OK, tried this yesterday but it didn't work.


As a child I would get up several times in the night just to touch the door handle.
I once met English MP Virginia Bottomley in a ladies' public toilet.
I have memorized every name in the 'A' section of the phonebook.
I had to have stitches after cutting my head on a door frame while chasing after a worm.

[puzzlebox]

Definitely #3, memorising part of the phonebook!

[guitarsareboring]

Definitely #3, memorising part of the phonebook!

Yeah, bit obvious wasn't it!

[MalkyTop]

My lie was 2, yes.

[Gman5852]

Ohhhh I like this game.

I'd say the lie is that you hate most foods Gman.

Actually it was the dog one(Their names are Hershe, Mocha(also known as whiney), Carmal, and HARLEY, not a brand of chocolate) I really hate most foods, I actually have starved myself because i didnt like what my family is cooking during easter.
Ok I want to do another

Everytime I go to Whyoming I nearly die
I actually first thought BOTH Sam and Max and Monkey island were stupid until i played them from telltale.
I struggle for money whenever i want something.
Half my family members(including me) have actually have been reported dead on the news when they werent even involved physically during the death of whoever.

[Fealiks]

Yeah, bit obvious wasn't it!
You've had one crazy life!

Actually it was the dog one(Their names are Hershe, Mocha(also known as whiney), Carmal, and HARLEY, not a brand of chocolate) I really hate most foods, I actually have starved myself because i didnt like what my family is cooking during easter.
Ok I want to do another

Everytime I go to Whyoming I nearly die
I actually first thought BOTH Sam and Max and Monkey island were stupid until i played them from telltale.
I struggle for money whenever i want something.
Half my family members(including me) have actually have been reported dead on the news when they werent even involved physically during the death of whoever.

The second one is a lie; you only thought ONE of the franchises was stupid before playing them from telltale. Also, if the last one's true, explain it because it sounds awesome.

I'm gonna do a proper one

1. I did something to my arm (can't remember if I broke it or fractured it, it was a while ago) bobsledding when I was younger.
2. I've had one of my toenails removed.
3. I once accidentally broke my nose while being punched in the face by an inebriated gentleman.
4. I've got a scar on my lip where my brother accidentally split it open. With his knee. But it was an accident.

[puzzlebox]

I reckon #4 is the lie for Gman, that's pretty out there.

And Fealiks, I'm calling you on #3 - I think you're too young to have been punched in the face by a drunk guy.

[Fealiks]

I reckon #4 is the lie for Gman, that's pretty out there.

And Fealiks, I'm calling you on #3 - I think you're too young to have been punched in the face by a drunk guy.

Nope, the fist one was the lie. I was punched in the face at 16. That was a looong time ago though, I'm 17 now.

[puzzlebox]

I was punched in the face at 16. That was a looong time ago though, I'm 17 now.

That's a whole 6.25% older!

Ok, I'll do another.

...

1. I talk in my sleep

2. I have a small tattoo on my left hip

3. I played the glockenspiel in high school concert band

4. I've never been punched in the face

[Gman5852]

To everyone my lie was the one about money, I still have $200 to spend freely.
I actually did think sam and max was dumb(dog rabbit police officers is what i was seeing not everything else) monkey island just didnt look like something id like(wrong)

Yes most people in my family have been reported dead and are still alive today.

A semi driver had a hard attack and ran over my dad's car(flattened it) and my dad wasnt even in the car at the moment and some radio station said my dad died(the semi triver died though) and the other was when my sister got into a car reck with my cousin, and well my cousin DID die:(:(:(:( but I was the one reported dead and I wasnt even in the car.(Also someone yet again said it was my dad and he wasnt even in the STATE at the time)

On the whyoming one, but the first time we were four wheeling on a cliff a semi came I dodged it but then my four wheeler is half on the cliff half off and by pure luck I was able to get the four wheeler back on track. The second time I just nearly got ran over.

[Lennie Melvin]

Yikes! You seem to have really weird fortune
My condolences for your cousin



1. My eldest brother is an astronaut
2. I owned 14 cats at one time
2. I've never answered our house phone
4. I've eaten food out of the fridge in my sleep

[Fealiks]

Yeah, that's really unfortunate.

Yikes! You seem to have really weird fortune
My condolences for your cousin



1. My eldest brother is an astronaut
2. I owned 14 cats at one time
2. I've never answered our house phone
4. I've eaten food out of the fridge in my sleep

I'm gonna say 2 because I want 1 to be true :p

That's a whole 6.25% older!

Ok, I'll do another.

...

1. I talk in my sleep

2. I have a small tattoo on my left hip

3. I played the glockenspiel in high school concert band

4. I've never been punched in the face

2 - I bet the tattoo is on your RIGHT hip. (I'm a super detective) (I bet that's wrong)

[JedExodus]

1. My eldest brother is an astronaut

A British astronaut? Unless your bro's Richard Garriot you're fibbing!

My turn!


1. I was headbutted once on a night out but my hand bounced off a wall and back towards my assaulters face breaking his nose (I only brought this up because of the face-punching)

2. I was once short-listed to be a second guitarist for a band that were due to play big gigs with the Killers on the European festival circuit, but I heard nothing back and the band never did get their tour

3. I lived in Brooklyn for 2 years due to work reasons and have a US visa

4. I narrowly escaped the Omagh bombing when I was a kid because I made my dad stop for the toilet because I drank too much juice

[puzzlebox]

2 - I bet the tattoo is on your RIGHT hip. (I'm a super detective) (I bet that's wrong)

You picked the lie, but for the wrong reason - I don't have any tattoos. You can still have a gold star. :D


1. I was headbutted once on a night out but my hand bounced off a wall and back towards my assaulters face breaking his nose (I only brought this up because of the face-punching)

2. I was once short-listed to be a second guitarist for a band that were due to play big gigs with the Killers on the European festival circuit, but I heard nothing back and the band never did get their tour

3. I lived in Brooklyn for 2 years due to work reasons and have a US visa

4. I narrowly escaped the Omagh bombing when I was a kid because I made my dad stop for the toilet because I drank too much juice

Um... 3. Because it's significantly shorter than your other ones. :p

[JedExodus]

Um... 3. Because it's significantly shorter than your other ones. :p

I'm not a good liar am I? :(

[Lennie Melvin]

I'm gonna say 2 because I want 1 to be true :p



I wish 1 was true too... but sadly it's not

ok, i tried harder this time

1. I went to primary school with a supermodel
2. My previous house had a moat and graveyard
3. My school bus blew up
4. I've fallen out of the same second story window twice

[Fealiks]

You picked the lie, but for the wrong reason - I don't have any tattoos. You can still have a gold star. :D

I... *sniff* thank you :')

I'm not a good liar am I? :(

Actually, I was going to say I couldn't pick any because they all seemed pretty detailed/well backed-up.

I wish 1 was true too... but sadly it's not

ok, i tried harder this time

1. I went to primary school with a supermodel
2. My previous house had a moat and graveyard
3. My school bus blew up
4. I've fallen out of the same second story window twice

I'm thinking 3, but they're all pretty radical.


Because I'm so uninteresting (and tired), I can't think of many exciting true things to write about myself, so I'm going to do 3 lies and a truth :p

1. I've got 4 cats
2. I've never been abroad
3. I've only ever been to a cinema once
4. I've was in an advert for Rice Krispies when I was a kid

Find the truth ^_^

[Lennie Melvin]

I'm thinking 3, but they're all pretty radical.



It's actually number 4 :)




1. I've got 4 cats
2. I've never been abroad
3. I've only ever been to a cinema once
4. I've was in an advert for Rice Krispies when I was a kid

Find the truth ^_^

I'm going with number 4...?

[corruptbiggins]

Gonna give this a try...

1. I have had 11 operations in my 28 years of life.

2. I once locked myself in a garden shed.

3. I once ran into a patio door and shattered half the glass.

4. I fractured my wrist jumping over a cargo net from a ladder resting on a friend's back.

[Fealiks]

It's actually number 4 :)



I'm going with number 4...?
Nope, that was a lie. The truth was that I've never been abroad.

Gonna give this a try...

1. I have had 11 operations in my 28 years of life.

2. I once locked myself in a garden shed.

3. I once ran into a patio door and shattered half the glass.

4. I fractured my wrist jumping over a cargo net from a ladder resting on a friend's back.

I think number 3..?

[JedExodus]

Nope, that was a lie. The truth was that I've never been abroad.

Just cross the border to Scotland/England/Wales and tell everybody it counts

[Icedhope]

A British astronaut? Unless your bro's Richard Garriot you're fibbing!

My turn!


1. I was headbutted once on a night out but my hand bounced off a wall and back towards my assaulters face breaking his nose (I only brought this up because of the face-punching)

2. I was once short-listed to be a second guitarist for a band that were due to play big gigs with the Killers on the European festival circuit, but I heard nothing back and the band never did get their tour

3. I lived in Brooklyn for 2 years due to work reasons and have a US visa

4. I narrowly escaped the Omagh bombing when I was a kid because I made my dad stop for the toilet because I drank too much juice

I'm guessing 3.


Allright my turn again.



1. I can mimic many voices.

2. I once roomed with the son of the drummer from ZZ Top.

3. I don't drink and smoke.

4. I my mouth shoots off before my brain.

[corruptbiggins]

I think number 3..?

That's correct - it was actually my brother who did that!

[Gman5852]

I stillo have a few more strange facts to use, so i am back(none are as bad as me and my father being falsely accused as dead though)

1. My dog once gave my mother dirty underwhere on mothers day.

2. I can outbeat anyone when it comes to stregnth.

3. I have a cousin(that didnt die in a car reck) that is so bad, his parents bought him a PS3 for lasting the last WEEK of school with no issues(which made him worse the next year).

4. My dog is so spoiled, she cant sleep without her toys. All of them, and she wont find them herself.

[JedExodus]

3. I don't drink and smoke.

I smell a fib. And booze and nicotine

[Lennie Melvin]

i stillo have a few more strange facts to use, so i am back(none are as bad as me and my father being falsely accused as dead though)

1. My dog once gave my mother dirty underwhere on mothers day.

2. I can outbeat anyone when it comes to stregnth.

3. I have a cousin(that didnt die in a car reck) that is so bad, his parents bought him a ps3 for lasting the last week of school with no issues(which made him worse the next year).

4. My dog is so spoiled, she cant sleep without her toys. All of them, and she wont find them herself.

twooooo!! no one can outbeat me...

[Gman5852]

twooooo!! no one can outbeat me...

Correct, I am not the strongest.:D

[Icedhope]

I smell a fib. And booze and nicotine

You are correct sir, I do like to endulge in alcohol and my Nic stick.

[Snicklin]

I stillo have a few more strange facts to use, so i am back(none are as bad as me and my father being falsely accused as dead though)

1. My dog once gave my mother dirty underwhere on mothers day.

2. I can outbeat anyone when it comes to stregnth.

3. I have a cousin(that didnt die in a car reck) that is so bad, his parents bought him a PS3 for lasting the last WEEK of school with no issues(which made him worse the next year).

4. My dog is so spoiled, she cant sleep without her toys. All of them, and she wont find them herself.

Um... this one's pretty tricky. I'm going to have to go with number one.


I am a Flash animator
I am 5% Arctic in my genes
I know the Tru7h
I own a Lego Mindstorms Robotics kit

[Gman5852]

second was the lie, my dog gives anyone dirty underwear so and mothers day she of course gave my mom dirty underwear.

[JedExodus]

I am 5% Arctic in my genes

Lies!

[Fealiks]

Um... this one's pretty tricky. I'm going to have to go with number one.


I am a Flash animator
I am 5% Arctic in my genes
I know the Tru7h
I own a Lego Mindstorms Robotics kit


i think 2

[Snicklin]

Correct. The North Pole isn't populated by civilization. Or is it?

[Remolay]

1.I managed to introduce a friend of mine to sam and max because he got SCUMMvm on his Wii
2. I was once on local news for where I was living at the time
3. There are currently 7 cats in this house and 5 people
4. I once had a bit part in a television show

[yoshimickster]

My sister knows Ben Stein

I have Aspergers

I have fought in 15 tournaments for karate

I love popcorn

[jaden551]

I have a potato head in my room.

I know over 400 people by name.

I have been to america.

I have 11 volumes of manga.

[OzzieMonkey]

I have a potato head in my room.

I know over 400 people by name.

I have been to america.

I have 11 volumes of manga.

number 3.

[jaden551]

number 3.

correct.

[The Mighty M]

I have licked a cat

I have eaten grass

My favourite tv show is the mighty boosh

I live in England

[jaden551]

I have licked a cat

I have eaten grass

My favourite tv show is the mighty boosh

I live in England

3..

[OzzieMonkey]

I know someone related to Patrick Stuart
My dog is small
I am obsessed with cheese
I am going to Sydney in the holidays

[The Mighty M]

3..

1!!!

[Remolay]

1.I managed to introduce a friend of mine to sam and max because he got SCUMMvm on his Wii
2. I was once on local news for where I was living at the time
3. There are currently 7 cats in this house and 5 people
4. I once had a bit part in a television show

no one ever guessed on mine, so repost.

[Leonilla]

I guess I'll give this a shot
@Ozzie-2
@Remolay-2

Now for mine:
1. I am a trapeze girl (like in the circus)
2. I am a stage magician
3. I can speak Latin
4. I am a college graduate

[OzzieMonkey]

I guess I'll give this a shot
@Ozzie-2
@Remolay-2

Now for mine:
1. I am a trapeze girl (like in the circus)
2. I am a stage magician
3. I can speak Latin
4. I am a college graduate

Nope, it was 4. and yours I think is 3.

[Remolay]

Mine was 4, I was on the local news because of Cub Scouts, second grade. I was the only person acting normal.

I think yours is 1

[BoneFreak]

1.I managed to introduce a friend of mine to sam and max because he got SCUMMvm on his Wii
2. I was once on local news for where I was living at the time
3. There are currently 7 cats in this house and 5 people
4. I once had a bit part in a television show



I think it's #4...

----

1. I think Play-dough tastes good (due to it's saltiness).
2. Lightning has once knocked down a full tree in my backyard.
3. I once met George Lopez.
4. I have recently became friends again with my ex's friend, who originally caused the breakup.

[Leonilla]

Minime! Latinum diceo. I've also taken trapeze lessons for about half a year. My lie was 4. I'm starting college as a Freshman this fall.

@Bonefreak- #3?

[BoneFreak]

Minime! Latinum diceo. I've also taken trapeze lessons for about half a year. My lie was 4. I'm starting college as a Freshman this fall.

@Bonefreak- #3?

Correct.

(except I wish it was a truth :( )

[RingmasterJ5]

I am taller than most other people I know.
I have over 500 songs on iTunes.
I was on TV when I was young.
I own all current video game systems.

[Remolay]

@Ringmaster: #1

[RingmasterJ5]

@Ringmaster: #1

Nope. I have around 420 songs on iTunes.

[jaden551]

ringmaster: number 3

[RingmasterJ5]

ringmaster: number 3

I already said that I had less than 500 somgs on iTunes, not more.(Well, not anymore. Now, it's 4 truths. Still wondering how I got 110 more items on iTunes in a month)