Everything is a lie

[The Mighty M]

But it is true! Everything is a lie, including Glazed Mcguffins! (tm)

[Rather Dashing]

Is the subject line a lie?

[coolsome]

Max: Forget your troubles, come on get happy!
Sam: We're gonna chase all your cares away!

Max: Shout 'hallelujah', come on get happy!
Sam: Today's Glazed McGuffin Day!

Max: The sun is shining, the dough is rising
Sam: The lard is boiling, so take my hand

Max: So say 'booga, booga', come on get happy!
Sam: We're headed for the Promised Land!

Sam & Max: So say 'hallelujah', come on get happy,
It's Glazed McGuffin Day!

Max: {spoken} Y-eah!

[Fealiks]

Holy geez! He's right!

[coolsome]

what about the cake?

[Rather Dashing]

what about the cake?
Despite popular consensus, the cake is actually real. You just can't have any.

[Avistew]

Is the subject line a lie?

Yes.

[The Mighty M]

And Yes is a lie
LIES, I TELL YOU, LIES!

[coolsome]

Despite popular consensus, the cake is actually real. You just can't have any.

Ha I know thats a lie

[The Mighty M]

Is the subject line a lie?

Very much so

[The Mighty M]

Sailorcuteness I made this channe :Dl
Ah, but are you lying?

[coolsome]

Ah, but are you lying?

I allways lie I never ever tell the truth

[Rather Dashing]

Ha I know thats a lie
No really. It's Rob's birthday. You know, Rob, from accounting? They totally have cake.

[The Mighty M]

http://files.myopera.com/drlaunch/albums/37656/o-rly001.jpgI allways lie I never ever tell the truth

[The Mighty M]

http://files.myopera.com/drlaunch/albums/37656/o-rly001.jpg

It was only a matter of time, which is also a lie

[coolsome]

No really. It's Rob's birthday. You know, Rob, from accounting? They totally have cake.

oh crap I do know a rob..which according to the rules of the thread I dont

[The Mighty M]

oh crap I do know a rob..which according to the rules of the thread I dont
Don't you? LIAR!

[The Mighty M]

Do bags really exist?

[light_rises]

This thread confuses me.

... But I could be lying about that, of course.

Also, you're all delusional. Pie is the yummiest, and verifiably not a lie. Even in this thread.



Or not.

[coolsome]

Do bags really exist?

http://kuacentral.com/pics/kua03_21.jpg

[Friar]

Quit Lie-n!



http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/lionAP070107_468x602.jpg

[Rather Dashing]

I had no idea terrible puns could be PHYSICALLY PAINFUL until this day.

[Chyron8472]

That lady is gonna have her head bit off.


*ahem* The color of the pen... that I hold in my hand... is r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-.... r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-oyal blue!

[Harald B]

Hehe. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q03ezTc5SIU)

[The Mighty M]

PLEASE WOULD PEOPLE GET TO THE POINT

the point is lie, people.

[The Mighty M]

Quit Lie-n!



http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/lionAP070107_468x602.jpg

no puns. they are lies.

[Friar]

I had no idea terrible puns could be PHYSICALLY PAINFUL until this day.

I try my best!

[Rather Dashing]

the point is lie, people.
OOOOOOOH.

Well then.

...

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

And the evening and the morning were the third day.

And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

[Nintendo Boy1]

Why have you for-saken me!!!!!!!!!!

[Fealiks]

This thread wins worst thread of ever.

[Friar]

This thread wins worst thread of ever.

Lies! It only won Second prize!

[light_rises]

Oh well. At least I earned a tag for ... being "generic"?! Hey!

[dentbuds]

http://blog.mlive.com/manzero/2008/09/large_20080908-thank-you-mario-but-our-princess-is-in-another-castle.jpg

Lies, Lies I tell you!

[Comrade Pants]

I am not a hypocrite.

EDIT: If everything in this thread is a lie... doesn't that include the title? PARADOX

[The Mighty M]

I am not a hypocrite.

EDIT: If everything in this thread is a lie... doesn't that include the title? PARADOX

Paradox being a lie, of course

[Avistew]

I am not a hypocrite.

EDIT: If everything in this thread is a lie... doesn't that include the title? PARADOX

It's not a paradox. The thread title is a lie, and that's it. No paradox there, there might be some lies in the thread, but definitely not everything.

[Fealiks]

It's not a paradox. The thread title is a lie, and that's it. No paradox there, there might be some lies in the thread, but definitely not everything.

I'm pretty sure we've already proven that everything is a lie. Using SCIENCE.

[Falanca]

I'm pretty sure we've already proven that everything is a lie. Using SCIENCE.

Isn't science a mastery of lying anyway?

[The Mighty M]

Normalness is a lie, but strangeness is lying too. In fact everything is a lie, and I've said this multiple times

[Falanca]

To be able to call something a LIE, there should be a TRUTH so that we can call a lie LIE, simply because lies couldn't be existent without truths. If everything is a lie, then there are no truths, or simply because nothing is true, so that basically means nothing is a lie because you can't call nothing a lie. But nothing is true either so that means everything is non-existent and lieOOOH i get it nevermind.

[The Mighty M]

To be able to call something a LIE, there should be a TRUTH so that we can call a lie LIE, simply because lies couldn't be existent without truths. If everything is a lie, then there are no truths, or simply because nothing is true, so that basically means nothing is a lie because you can't call nothing a lie. But nothing is true either so that means everything is non-existent and lieOOOH i get it nevermind.

liar.

[wefeelgroove]

This seems appropriate here for some reason. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGC09B810Yk&feature=fvst)

[TookiGuy]

This statement is a lie, I tell you.

Noam Chomsky is a liar!

Cats are emotionless.

Kurt Cobain is ALIVE!

Guitalele's are FALSE!

Peter Molyneux is honest, but he's also a total IDIOT!

Metroid Prime 3 is not GOD!

I have mated with CTHULU!

Jeez, thinking up this stupid crap is actually kinda har- I mean easy.

[Brainiac]

I have mated with CTHULU!

NEW TROPE ALERT! "Did You Just Make Out with Cthulhu" must now be given a TVTropes entry. It would definitely be an interesting counterpoint to the classic trope (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu).

[The Mighty M]

Brainiac ain't no game guru, he's a liar!

[Brainiac]

Braniac ain't no game guru, he's a lier!

I may be a liar, but at least I can spell the word (and my own handle, thank you very much). :p

[Falanca]

i may be a liar, but at least i can spell the word (and my own handle, thank you very much). :p

no u cant

[Avistew]

I may be a liar, but at least I can spell the word (and my own handle, thank you very much). :p

They meant you lie down a lot, obviously.

[The Mighty M]

I may be a liar, but at least I can spell the word (and my own handle, thank you very much). :p

I can spell, thank you, but spelling is lying!

[Brainiac]

They meant you lie down a lot, obviously.

And how would anyone know that I always lie down while eating my sixth bowl of Raisin Bran?

Wait...no... :confused:

[tredlow]

http://blstb.msn.com/i/C7/19F0AB347E87504F9D1AC445DC136.jpg

VS

http://www.rickygervais.com/images/IMG_1990.jpg

[The Mighty M]

Liar