Monkey Island Caption Contest 19: Insert Funny Title Here

[apenpaap]

Yes, it's the nineteenth caption contest already! Without any ado, let's see
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hJ2T8tCQI/AAAAAAAAA7o/sX-VSHQVoSY/s800/win.png
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hNSayTHxI/AAAAAAAAA7w/FNGY15OKN_Y/s800/guybrush_dundee.jpg

Guybrush: That's not a knife. THIS is a knife.


http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/9977/chefh.png

Congratulations. You don't get a price, but you're awesome!
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI6p7UAyI/AAAAAAAAA7U/GAncGzS3qgQ/s800/awesome.gif

The Hall of Fame:
Secret Fawful x4
puzzlebox x4
StarEye x3 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
hplikelike x3
Hayden x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
Jen Kollic x2
prizna x2
FitzoliverJ x2
skitty85 x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
Dadel x1
Some Manner Of... x1

PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

[apenpaap]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI7ALgxBI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/-jD23Jta0Fs/s800/captions19a.png

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI87ZRK4I/AAAAAAAAA7c/03O5WsUR1vQ/s800/captions19b.png

[WarlordX40]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI87ZRK4I/AAAAAAAAA7c/03O5WsUR1vQ/s800/captions19b.png


Swish-Swish!
Chwwwwwwwk!
Hoooooooock!
Ptooie!
Spit? That's gross! I'm outta here.

[snip3z4kills]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI87ZRK4I/AAAAAAAAA7c/03O5WsUR1vQ/s800/captions19b.png

Take... Hat...
Wear... Hat...
Punch... DeSinge...
Run... for life...

[Secret Fawful]

(NOTE: This joke will probably only work for people who can play MP3's in page; consider it an experiment)

Background music (http://music.incompetech.com/royalty-free/Anxiety.mp3)

When two long lost loves are reunited, one may find that years of lonliness can lead to MADNESS.

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http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI7ALgxBI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/-jD23Jta0Fs/s800/captions19a.png

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI7ALgxBI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/-jD23Jta0Fs/s800/captions19a.png

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI7ALgxBI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/-jD23Jta0Fs/s800/captions19a.png

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI7ALgxBI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/-jD23Jta0Fs/s800/captions19a.png

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI7ALgxBI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/-jD23Jta0Fs/s800/captions19a.png

http://i41.tinypic.com/21ln8tt.jpg

Elaine:(monkey noises) (http://www.freepolyringtones.co.uk/True-Tones/Animal%20Noises/Monkey%20V2.mp3)

[WarlordX40]

truly bizarre

[Remolay]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI7ALgxBI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/-jD23Jta0Fs/s800/captions19a.png


Guybrush: That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen
Elaine: Guybrush Ulysses Threepwood, I swear to god when I get my hands on you I will throttle you

[Leak]

When two long lost loves are reunited, one may find that years of lonliness can lead to MADNESS.
Needs a zoom-in on Elaine and "TENSO (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tenso)" written all over it in the last panel...

[StarEye]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI7ALgxBI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/-jD23Jta0Fs/s800/captions19a.png

*insert funny title here*

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI87ZRK4I/AAAAAAAAA7c/03O5WsUR1vQ/s800/captions19b.png

Guybrush: Okay, so you caught me barefooted. I'm trapped. But you'll still not win the tri-island HAT contest!

[Silverwolfpet]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI7ALgxBI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/-jD23Jta0Fs/s800/captions19a.png

Guybrush: Oh, honey! You bought cheese! I love cheese!

[Hayden]

Ha, I won! Awesome (geddit?)! By the way apenpaap, I'm the same person as haydenwce27, so I guess you can put me down for x3

[Hayden]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI87ZRK4I/AAAAAAAAA7c/03O5WsUR1vQ/s800/captions19b.png

...With a missing hand, a stuck foot and a swollen tongue, Guybrush must now rely purely on his brain to find a solution to this problem. Brace yourselves.

[GuruGuru214]

haydenwce27 x2
Hayden x1

Those should be combined. Same person, changed name.

[Hayden]

Ha, I won! Awesome (geddit?)! By the way apenpaap, I'm the same person as haydenwce27, so I guess you can put me down for x3
Those should be combined. Same person, changed name.

Stated, but thankyou for the re-iteration. Now it's more likely to get noticed.

[Teeth]

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9990/drink.png

[Hayden]

Haha, that's pretty clever, Teeth!

[puzzlebox]

Teeth - very good! :D

[MonkeyMania]

"Prepare to taste cold loogie DeSinge!"
http://i42.tinypic.com/98hpaa.png
"Help me! Oh, it's you..."
http://i43.tinypic.com/dz9e9u.png

[Trenchfoot]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI87ZRK4I/AAAAAAAAA7c/03O5WsUR1vQ/s800/captions19b.png

Guybrush: That's not a knife, this is--- Well, you suck anyway!

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hI7ALgxBI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/-jD23Jta0Fs/s800/captions19a.png

Guybrush: Hiding from the Disturbing Fan Art thread again, Elaine?

[hplikelike]

Those should be combined. Same person, changed name.

That reminds me, I'm also the same person as Star Eyes, so you better combine me with him too.

Oh, and I went as puzzle box a few time, so better lump us all together under Hplikelike






... This should not need a "I'm Joking" disclaimer, but since text can be confusing, here it is: This was joking.

[GuruGuru214]

"Help me! Oh, it's you..."

Ha, that's awesome!

[Edward VanHelgen]

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/6546/captions19b.jpg

[WarlordX40]

I was waiting for someone to do that ^

[Friar]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4974/frieswiththat.png
Elaine:"Would you like fries with that?"

[hplikelike]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4974/frieswiththat.png
Elaine:"Would you like fries with that?"

[Not a contest entry]
[Guybrush] Yes, I'll take the Three Headed Monkey combo meal with a fountain grog, and an El Polo Diablo sandwich for my kid.
[Elaine] That will be five wooden nickles.
[Guybrush] Must have left them in my other leather jacket. Do you accept competitor's coupons?
[Elaine] Sorry, we don't sell bait here. I might be willing to accept you fine leather jacket.

[Friar]

I miss the caption contest =(

[Hayden]

I miss the caption contest =(

Don't worry, it'll be back. Just make sure you remind apenpaap.

[Edward VanHelgen]

any news?

[Hayden]

any news?

Yes (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=328607&postcount=1152). But I might just wait until he's no longer busy, it might feel wrong having somebody else run a caption contest.

[apenpaap]

any news?

Yes. My holiday has started, so I have time to start the next contest (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17755) now.

[Hayden]

Yes. My holiday has started, so I have time to start the next contest now.

Ah, awesome! In that case, ignore my PM that I just sent.