Sam and Max Forum Adventure Game: F01 Back to the Past

[tabstis]

The rules of this are simple: say what you want Sam and Max to do or ask or whatever. I'll write any dialogue and scenes but feel free to input.

SAM AND MAX FORUM GAME EPISODE 1: Back to the Past

The scene opens to Mama Bosco's lab where Mama Bosco has just activated her dimensionator. Suddenly, there is a loud bang and Sam and Max appear through a portal.

Sam: Well little buddy, it looks like we're finally here in the past.
Max: Oh boy Sam, there are so many things I want to change.

Mama Bosco looks surprised.

Mama B: Sam and Max? From the future?!
Sam: Hiya there, Mama Bosco.
Max: We bring terrible news...TERRIBLE NEWS!
Sam: We need to find the old versions of us and warn them about the impending danger!
Mama B: I'd love to let you boys go but I have to run some complicated tests to check you're not infected with anything.

A giant glass dome lowers over Sam and Max

Sam: How long will that take?
Mama B: By today's standards...approximately 5 years.
Max: But Sam, by that time the planet will already have been hit by the terrible DANGER FROM THE FUTURE
Sam: Which we are inconveniently not naming.
Max: We need to find a way out to warn our past selves...and I'm hungry.

Your inventory: Sam's gun, mysterious remote control, bowling ball Lou

[PressidentMax]

Max: Sam? What does that remote do?
Sam shrugs
Sam: No Idea little buddy, but I don't think we'll know anytime soon...
Max: Except if I press it!
Sam lobs Max and notices a weird trinket underneeth Max
It reads "Who will be the one to stop THEM?"
Sam: Wait a sec.... THEM? Didn't we kill them?
Max shakes his head
Max: Sam look! A giant Chuwawa!
Sam spins to see...NOTHING
Max presses button, as a blue old fashioned Police Box appears
Your inventory: Weird Trinket, Sam's gun, Lou

[tabstis]

Mama Bosco looks down at the glass dome below.

Mama B: None of that in my house, boys. Try out your little box later.

The box is sucked up into an enormous pipe on the ceiling and becomes wedged there.

Max: Aw but I was gonna go on a romantic space and time adventure with the Doctor!
Sam: Save that for later, little buddy. We've gotta find a way outta here.
Mama B: Oh by the way, for added effect there are now razor sharp saws closing in on you.
Max: My favourite kind of saws!

Your inventory: Weird Tardis remote, Sam's gun, Lou

[PressidentMax]

Sam: Wait a sec...
Max looks up an sees...
Max: Oh my god! It's-it's the doctor Sam!
Sawblades come closer
Sam: Eh, later little buddy...
The doctor uses his sonic screwdriver on the dome to break out
Doctor: Hey! That's the TARDIS Remote!
The doctor snatches the remote and drops his sonic screwdriver
Your inventory: Weird Trinket, Sonic Screwdriver, Lou, Sam's gun

[tabstis]

Mama Bosco notices Sam's inventory

Mama B: Hey! No remotes, doctors or weird trinkets in the dome!

The pipe sucks them off and the doctor is pulled into a black hole where he dies.

Sam: What about my gun?
Mama B: You can keep that.
Max: Thank god. It's like life support to me.

Your inventory: Sam's Gun, Lou

[PressidentMax]

Max whispers: Has she noticed that the dome is OPEN?
Sam whispers: No little buddy, wait a secound!
Sam looks behind Momma Bosco to see
???: EXTERMINATE!
The Dalek beems Momma Bosco, but she's dead so.....
Sam shoots a loose bit of Dalektaniam from it, and throws lou at the dalek
Dalek: Bolling ball "Lou" Detected EXTERMINATE!
Suddenly the door bursts open, as past Sam and Max appear, as corpses....
*Doctor Who Theme Tune Plays*
Your inventory: Dalektaniam, Sonic Screwdriver (Yay, momma bosco dropped it) (Wait... Do you see something missing?)

[The Highway]

Max presses button, as a blue old fashioned Police Box appears


*facepalm*

[tabstis]

Max whispers: Has she noticed that the dome is OPEN?
Sam whispers: No little buddy, wait a secound!
Sam looks behind Momma Bosco to see
???: EXTERMINATE!
The Dalek beems Momma Bosco, but she's dead so.....
Sam shoots a loose bit of Dalektaniam from it, and throws lou at the dalek
Dalek: Bolling ball "Lou" Detected EXTERMINATE!
Suddenly the door bursts open, as past Sam and Max appear, as corpses....
*Doctor Who Theme Tune Plays*
Your inventory: Dalektaniam, Sonic Screwdriver (Yay, momma bosco dropped it) (Wait... Do you see something missing?)

Maybe this is a bit over the top...
Resume from beforehand

[The Highway]

Maybe this is a bit over the top...
Resume from beforehand

Resume from before the doctor appeared. a lot of people here DON'T GIVE A DAMN. (not including me, he's awesome, but him & sam & max would never work

[tabstis]

Resume from before the doctor appeared. a lot of people here DON'T GIVE A DAMN. (not including me, he's awesome, but him & sam & max would never work

Yeah I know, just trying to go along with it :o
Resuming:

Sam: Gee Max, what just happened?
Max: I dunno but I have the strangest urge to watch a science-fiction show all of the sudden.
Mama B: Don't think you boys are escaping!

Your inventory: Sam's gun, Remote, Lou

[tredlow]

Feed Remote to Max

[tabstis]

Sam tries to feed the remote to Max.

Max: Sam, I've eaten many things but never a remote.
Sam: It's never too late to try.
Max: I guess so.

Max eats the remote and suddenly starts hiccuping. As he hiccups, the dimensionator shakes.

Mama B: What did you boys do? I'm gonna have to find a way to restart the dimensionator.

The dimensionator shuts down but the glass dome remains still.

Sam: Well, we've done that but what next?

Your Inventory: Sam's gun, Lou, (remote inside Max)

[tredlow]

Give Lou to Momma B

[tabstis]

Sam prepares to toss Lou at Mama Bosco

Sam: Catch this, Mama Bosco.

Mama Bosco spins around. Sam throws the bowling ball and it bounces off the glass and around the cage before being sucked up through the pipe at the top and into the dimensionator.

Mama B: What was that?
Sam: I said, uh...fancy a kiss, Mama Bosco>
Mama B: Drop that attitude, boy!

Mama B spins around and re-activates the dimensionator. Suddenly there is a loud noise and bowling bowls begin to pile into the cage, stopping the saws. Mama Bosco is shocked.

Mama B: What the?

She spins back around to the machine and tries to stop it but the lever comes loose and is sucked into the dimensionator. It pops out the top and Sam catches it.

Sam: Bingo.
Max: Sam, why are bowling balls so...bally?
Sam: One of the greatest mysteries of life, little buddy.

Mama Bosco is now panicking.

Your inventory: Sam's gun, infinite supply of bowling balls, dimensionator lever, (remote inside Max)

[jaden551]

give dimensionator lever to max...

[tabstis]

Max: What am I gonna do with this?
Sam: I dunno, eat it?
Max: I've had my fill for the day, Sam.

Inventory: Sam's Gun, infinite supply of bowling balls, dimensionator lever, remote inside Max

[jaden551]

press max's stomach untill a button is pressed.

[tabstis]

Max shakes for a second and the deadly supply of bowling balls is extinguished.

Sam: Well, we've stopped that danger.
Max: But those wonderful saws are still closing in on us!

Mama Bosco stands up straight now.

Mama B: You boys better watch out! That glass is bulletproof!
Sam: Is there some other deadly weapon we can use to cut the glass?
Max: Now, now, Sam! Don't be too helpful.

Your inventory: Sam's Gun, bowling balls, dimensionator lever, (remote inside max)

[jaden551]

shoot the glass and if that doesn't work throw bowling balls at it.

[tabstis]

Sam: It looks like the glass is immune to any blunt objects.
Max: Ooo...that's my second favourite type of object!

The saws are closing in.

Your inventory: Sam's gun, bowling balls, dimensionator lever, (remote inside Max)

[FitzoliverJ]

Give bowling balls to Max

Max: Hey! I'm not putting these in *my* inventory!
Sam: Just keep a-hold of these, little buddy.

Fire Sam's gun at bowling balls.

[Spadge]

Sam: So it finally comes to this, Lou!

*Bang*

Bullseye!! Lou, the possessed bowling ball shrieks in agony and with a loud *thump* falls on the floor, now completely lifeless.

Max: SAM! How could you! He was so young!
Sam: Clearly you forget Lou is actually a vengefull apparition that haunted poor Mr. Sanjei's Bowling Alley until we forcefully trapped it in this here ball!
Max: We did? I guess my memory isn't as good since that thing I just forgot.

A weak transparent figure starts rising from within the shattered bowling ball. It's Lou. Now what?

[tabstis]

The spirit possesses Max who goes mad and then repeatedly smashes into the ground, shaking the room. The saws spin out of control and shatter the glass, trapping Sam in a whirlwind of peril.

Sam: Max, activate the dimensionator!
Max: Do what now?
Sam: Activate the dimensionator!
Max: Louloulouluououluoluolu

Sam has one chance to somehow restart the dimensionator before he is crushed by the shattering glass, saws, bowling balls and the possessed Max.

Your inventory: Sam's gun, dimensionator lever

[jaden551]

throw dimension lever thing at strange device in the corner...

The room goes dark and no deaths occur

Sam:Max...Buddy?

[tabstis]

The room suddenly lights up again and the attack continues.

Max: What was that strange happening?
Sam: I think that's a mystery for a later episode, little buddy!

DEATH IS NEARING

Your inventory: Sam's gun, dimensionator lever

[jaden551]

shoot dimensionator

Swirls come to a halt,
Sam:finally
Max:BLUGH!
The spirit of lou escapeds him and enters sam's left hand.
Acountdown is heard in the background...
3,2,1...
Max:Here we go again...

Inventory:sam's gun, Lever,spirit of lou.

[tabstis]

Sam uses the spirit of Lou on Mama Bosco.
Lou's spirit shoots towards her and she is sent flying back and into the dimensionator.
Sam and Max are now free and stand up.

Sam: We've got to find our inferior past selves!
Max: And warn him about the-

Cut to opening credits...

After the credits, Sam and Max are in their office, speaking to their past selves.

Future Sam: There's a horrible danger!
Future Max: You have to stop it.
Sam: What is this danger?
F. Sam: Uh...uh...

The future Sam and Max talk.

Max: Sam! We've got to find a way to make them talk!

Your inventory: Sam's gun

[jaden551]

aim gun at t.v. and threaten to shoot if they don't talk.

[tabstis]

Sam points the gun at the TV. Future Sam and Max turn around.

F Sam: Hey! You can't do that! That's not how we made us talk!
F Max: We did it by an overcomplicated method involving leaving the office and finding the person behind the TERRIBLE THREAT FROM THE FUTURE.
Max: Then we can kill him!
Sam: If it's gratuitous, then ok little buddy.

Sam and Max leave the office and head outside. In the street, they see Superball has set up a large barricade in the middle, blocking the path to Stinky's and the Sewers. On the other side, Bosco's is open and the desoto is sitting by the office with the COPS inside.

[jaden551]

talk to cops

[tabstis]

Sam and Max approach the COPS.

Bob: Greetings, Sam and Max.
Curt: We are willing to offer you a very special offer.
Bluster Blaster: OF AWESOMNITY
Max: Ooo, my favourite type of offer.
Bob: Beware, this offer is limited time only.

Talk options: 'The offer?', 'why are you still in our car?', 'any decals?', 'the crime-tron?', 'bluster blaster's return?'

Your inventory: Sam's gun

[jaden551]

'bluster blaster's return?

[tabstis]

Bluster Blaster: I AM CURED!
Bob: You gave us a brand new AI for him not long ago!
Curt: Do you not remember these events occuring.
Max: Nope
Sam: Surprisingly, neither of us remember that happening
Curt: We even gave you a secret service pass to get past that barricade.
Sam: I wonder who it could have been.
*beeping noises*
Curt: Maybe you are right...

Talk options: 'The offer?', 'why are you still in our car?', 'any decals?', 'the crime-tron?'

Your inventory: Sam's gun

[jaden551]

The offer?'

[tabstis]

Curt: If you give us 1000 US dollars, we will give you this mysterious psychic toy that we have found
Bluster B: IN A DUMPSTER!
Bob: Batteries not included.
Max: I can use that toy!

Talk options: 'why are you still in our car?', 'any decals?', 'the crime-tron?'

Your inventory: Sam's gun

[jaden551]

'the crime-tron?'

[tabstis]

'the crime-tron?'

Curt: We got rid of that because it was a poor and cheap plot device.
Bob: And Carol died in a mysterious accident in 303.
Sam: Oh yeah...I forgot about that

[jaden551]

'why are you still in our car?

[tabstis]

Bob: We like it here.
Curt: Air conditioning is good.
Bluster Blaster: FREE AERATION!

[jaden551]

'any decals?'

[tabstis]

Curt: We don't do that anymore...
Bob: We were sued.

[jaden551]

walk down the road and talk to superball.

[RingmasterJ5]

Superball morphs into a ball.

[jaden551]

then morphs back.

Superball:hello mr. president.

[tabstis]

Sam: What are you doing here, Superball?
Superball: I'm guarding Stinky's Diner's door.
Sam: What could possibly be in there that you don't want people from the outside to see?
Superball: It's more about stopping things from getting out...
Max: Ah, I see...

[anonima]

sam:what is behind the door
max:is it like month ago