[Jurassic Park quotes thread] Dodgson...

[Magic Emperor]

Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares. *squeak*

[xChri5x]

Don't get cheap on me, Dodgson

[Secret Fawful]

Ah. Ah. Ah. You didn't say the magic word. Ah. Ah. Ah.

[Icedhope]

Please! GODAMNIT...I hate this hacker crap!

[Captain_Jack]

Clever girl...

[xChri5x]

He left us... HE LEFT US!

[SparkTR]

It's a UNIX system! I know this!

[Icedhope]

Mr. Hammond the phones are working...tell them to send the damn helicopters.

[Secret Fawful]

I really do hate that man.

[Captain_Jack]

Uh...dino...droppings, droppings?

[StrongBrush1]

YTMND (http://nedry.ytmnd.com/)

[MusicallyInspired]

What was that? That's and earth tremor that's what it is.......I'm fairly alarmed here.

[GTALostHeaven]

Get away from her you B!tch !

[Laserschwert]

Hold on to your butts...

[Trenchfoot]

Stick stupid! ... No wonder you were exctinct.

[tobar]

Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares. *squeak*

remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc7RIs7okUQ)

[MusicallyInspired]

That was amazing.

[Icedhope]

Now you will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything.

[xChri5x]

Oh yeah "Ooh, aah", that's how it always starts. But then there's running and screaming.

[Magic Emperor]

Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!

[Secret Fawful]

Now uh, um, there will be, ah, dinosaurs in your dinosaur park, right? Hello? John? [breaths in camera] Yes? [breaths into camera]

[jp-30]

Newman. ¬¬

[Icedhope]

How many times have i said we needed locking mechanisms on the vehichle doors!

[Trenchfoot]

Grraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!

[MusicallyInspired]

Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator that ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down.

[xChri5x]

Spared no expense...

[pottyboy]

Man that is one great big pile of shit!

[Icedhope]

Turn...the light off....TURN THE LIGHT OFF!

[xChri5x]

I'm sorry, i'm sorry!

[MusicallyInspired]

Not the long grass! Don't go into the long grass!

[Magic Emperor]

I am totally unappreciated in my time!

[MonkeyMania]

Now uh, um, there will be, ah, dinosaurs in your dinosaur park, right? Hello? John? [breaths in camera] Yes? [breaths into camera]

I really hate that man.

[Icedhope]

I hate being right all the time....

[Steve2911]

I brought you people down here to defend me against these characters, and the only one on my side is the blood sucking lawyer!

[Trenchfoot]

Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Malcolm: But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

[Steve2911]

Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Malcolm: But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
I was watching Jurassic Park last night with my brother, because of the announcement.

My brother actually said 'Wait, wasn't this made before Pirates of the Carribean came out? What the hell?!'

I found it hilarious. :D

[Icedhope]

Ian: What were you expecting.
Nick: I don't know, Giant Iguanas maybe.

[MusicallyInspired]

Ian: What were you expecting.
Nick: I don't know, Giant Iguanas maybe.

Sigh. Fruitcakes.

[Steve2911]

- Is it heavy?
- Yeah.
- Then it's expensive, put it back.

[Jennifer]

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[Captain_Jack]

Nice hat...what you trying to look like, a secret agent?

[Icedhope]

-SARAH! SARAH!

-SARAH HARDING!

-How many sarah's do you think are on this Island?!

[MusicallyInspired]

-She doesn't even have Sega. She's such a troglodyte!

-Cruel, but good word use.

==

-You're gonna have a fantastic time!

-Stop saying fantastic.

[Magic Emperor]

Anybody want a, uh, soda or something?

[StrongBrush1]

Don't get cheap on me, Dodgson

You shouldn't use my name.

[Magic Emperor]

- Hey, we were saving that!

- For today, I guarantee it!

[Icedhope]

You did it, you crazy son-of-a-bitch you did it.

[Dangeresque]

Random guy - AAAHHHH!!!!!! (getting eaten by a raptor)

[Trenchfoot]

Mommy's very angry...

[MusicallyInspired]

Wait a minute.....this is gonna be bad.

[Sinaz20]

"--and-- BINGO! Dino DNA!"

[MusicallyInspired]

'Big Tim'; the human piece of toast.

(or something like that)

[xChri5x]

The fact is... you are alive when they start to eat you.

[Icedhope]

You know alan, if you wanted to scare the kid you could have just pulled a gun on him.

[StrongBrush1]

You did it, you crazy son-of-a-bitch you did it.

Hey, I helped.

[Alcoremortis]

Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.

[Icedhope]

-She's tenacious isn't she?

-You have no Idea.

[Yandros]

Ian: There. Look at this. See? See? I'm right again. Nobody could've predicted that Dr. Grant would suddenly, suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle.
Ellie: Alan? Alan! *Jumps out of the vehicle*
Ian: There's, another example. See, here I'm now sitting by myself, uh, er, talking to myself. That's, that's chaos.

[sintarsis]

god creates dinosaurs, god destroys dinosaurs, god creates man, man destroys god, man creates dinosaurs

[Icedhope]

god creates dinosaurs, god destroys dinosaurs, god creates man, man destroys god, man creates dinosaurs

Dinosaurs eat man, women inherit the earth.

[sintarsis]

the door locks ellie get back and boot up the doors locks

[Trenchfoot]

What's a bad idea???

[sintarsis]

its a tyrannosaurus
i dont think so sounds bigger
we have to leave we have to leave now
get on the plane
what about the other guy
coopers a professional he can handle himself

[Magic Emperor]

*pretends to be electrocuted*

[Icedhope]

So..uh..so you two uh,dig up dinosaurs?

[MusicallyInspired]

By the way, she's not like....available is she?

[Icedhope]

"Wheres the goat?"

[Trenchfoot]

Anybody hear that? It's an... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is... I'm fairly alarmed here.

[MusicallyInspired]

I already did that one :).

"There's a job for you in San Diego if you want it."
"No, thanks. I believe I've spent enough time in the company of death."

[Icedhope]

No, you'll be back in five or six pieces.

[Magic Emperor]

Who's hungry?

[Icedhope]

No, we can't....were being hunted....

[Trenchfoot]

I already did that one .

Whoops, sorry! I'll try again... :o

I bring scientists, you bring a rock star.

[Javi-Wan Kenobi]

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.Oh, my favorite. I'd hope no one had posted it before so I could post it myself.

[jollyjohnny]

Clever girl...

SHOOT HER. SHOooooooT HERRRRRR!!!

[BrakMan2005]

Hamond: "So much for our first tour. Two no-shows, and one sick Triceratops."

"It could have been worse, John. A lot worse."

[BrakMan2005]

"I think this one is Genearo."

Ellie: "I think this one is to."

[BrakMan2005]

Grant: "Mr. Hamond. After carfull consideration, I have officially decided, Not to endorse your park."

Hamond: "So have I."

[Trenchfoot]

- Hang on to something!
- HANG ON TO SOMETHING!!!!!

[Icedhope]

"Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst Idea. In the long sad history of bad Idea's, and I'm going to be there when you learn that."

[PainDealer]

"*Sigh of relief* Mr. Arnold..."

[Trenchfoot]

Please!! Goddammit I hate this computer crap!!

Alternate version...

I've had it with this motherf*cker dinosaurs on this motherf*cker island!

[G.byrne]

**POP**

Grant: Hey! We were saving that!

[Magic Emperor]

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark, all the dinosaurs are running wild!~

Wait, that's not right...

[corruptbiggins]

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark, all the dinosaurs are running wild!~

Wait, that's not right...

:D

I've had that going through my head the past week or so!

[keeperxiii]

Stick stupid! ... No wonder you were exctinct.

*thump* *rrzzzaaahh* "GRAAAHH, GRAAA, AAHH, AAAH"

Newman. ¬¬ XD made my day, you should play the seinfield song when Gennaro gets eaten by the Rex

(BTW, as any of you tried to read all the post in this thread in sequence like a story?)

[Laserschwert]

How many sarah's do you think are on this Island?!

Though later:

Nick!... Nick!!... NICK!!!... NICK VAN OWEN!!!

[SubSidal]

Nedry: I thought you were one of your big brothers... You're not so bad! You're not so bad...

[Trenchfoot]

- This is where you create dinosaurs?
- No. This is where you play God.

[MMcFly]

"Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and.. and screaming"

[thesporkman]

Are these characters... auto... erotic?

[waroftheworlds01]

Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator that ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down.

The animal exists on the planet for the first time in tens of millions of years and the only way you can express yourself is to kill it.

[Icedhope]

T-rex, doesn't want to be fed, it's wants to Hunt.

[BlankCanvasDJ]

You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will ...(dramatically points with pen)... breed?

[MightyThirstyPirate]

Lex, you're choking me!

[Icedhope]

" Rex's won't need to stalk us for use, seeing as they just fed."

[BlankCanvasDJ]

You're coming up on a... a pachy... a pachy... Oh hell, uh, the fathead with the bald spot! Friar Tuck!

[Icedhope]

" What you mean, if you shoot yourself in the foot? Don't do that...that would be bad."

[Trenchfoot]

My God... He's calling for help!

[Ratsofatsorat]

I've got a jet standing... BYATCHOTEAU

[gstaff]

It's.... feeding time (nods head from side to side)

[Ratsofatsorat]

Before this goes on much longer, I should point out how egregiously erroneous many of these supposed quotes are.

"Please! GODAMNIT...I hate this hacker crap!"

It's "hackin' crap" for the record.

"Mr. Hammond the phones are working...tell them to send the damn helicopters."

He actually says "call the mainland" prior to "tell them to send." Geez.

"that's an earth tremor that's what it is"

Earth tremor? I believe you meant to say "impact tremor" sir.

"No wonder you were exctinct."

Everyone knows that he says "no wonder you're extinct."

"It's.... feeding time (nods head from side to side)"

Feeding them. Feeding them. Good lord.

Come on guys. Let's at least get this right.

[Jake]

Nobody cares.

[Ratsofatsorat]

Nobody cares.

Don't get cheap on me Rodkin.

[Murray-Mint]

Don't get cheap on me Rodkin.

Rodkin. Rodkin! WE GOT RODKIN HERE!

[GameDreamer]

Video Games.

[batterj2]

Must go faster....

[Ratsofatsorat]

are those uh meat-eating, meat-a-sauruses?

[GameDreamer]

I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!

[Steve2000]

Before this goes on much longer...

Clever girl...

(Or guy as the case may be)

[TJF588]

*grabs fence*
AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AHHH!!

That's not funny!

*giggles* Yes it was!

Not the long grass! Don't go into the long grass!
DOOL'LOODOOL'LOODOOL'LOODOOL'LOODOOT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fU3Sc24oX0)

[yogamarkus]

- Where's he going?
- When you gotta go, you gotta go

[Trenchfoot]

Ian, freeze!

[Icedhope]

-get rid of the flare!
- grab the kids!
- get rid of the flare!!

[Alan Johnson]

Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you've got butterfingers?

[Trenchfoot]

Thanks, dad.

[Alan Johnson]

We can run the whole park from this room, with minimal staff, for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap?

[waroftheworlds01]

Dr. Grant says that's a bad idea!

[MightyThirstyPirate]

I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!

[BlankCanvasDJ]

dr. Grant says that's a bad idea!

WHAT'S A BAD iDEA?

[Trenchfoot]

Kids! And you wanna have one of those??

[williamwalls]

- T-Rex? You said you have a T-Rex?
-Say it again.
-We have a T-Rex!
Grant starts freaking out and then Sattler says to Grant
- Put you head between your knees!

[Trenchfoot]

Look at this work station! What a complete slob!

[waroftheworlds01]

I want tasers on full charge.

[Alan Johnson]

Shoot her. Shoot her.

[Whiteman530]

shoot her. Shoot her.



shooooooooooooottttt huhhhhhhh


shoooooooooooooottttttttttt huhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Whiteman530]

**POP**

Grant: Hey! We were saving that!



For today, I gaurantee it ^_^

[russell19831983]

- Is it heavy?
- Yeah.
- Then it's expensive, put it back.

Cause all heavy things are expensive. Not.

[Jtucker1789]

"Millions of years ago there were mosquitos, and just like today they fed on the blood of animals..even dinosaws..and sometimes, after bitin' a dinosaw they would land on a branch of a tree, and get stuck in the sap" lol

http://www.vegalleries.com/park/1park23.jpg

[Krokery]

Hey that's Cooper!

I'm totally unappreciated in my time.

I'm sure we all remember Ian's amazing laugh on the helicopter too.
Hehehehe..haaarrheheheHE HAR RA HAARRR

[Shadowknight1]

"Condors. Condors are on the brink of extinction. If I were to create a flock of condors on this island, YOU wouldn't have anything to say."

[Sisyphus]

"Condors. Condors are on the brink of extinction. If I were to create a flock of condors on this island, YOU wouldn't have anything to say."

No hold on, this is not some species that was obliterated by deforestation, or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs, uh, *had* their shot, and nature *selected* them for extinction!

[Shadowknight1]

"Dr. Grant. If there's anyone here who can appreciate what I'm trying to do-"

"*sigh* The world's just changing so fast and we're all running to keep up. I don't wanna jump to any conclusions here, but look: Dinosaurs and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have suddenly been thrown back into the mix together. How can we have the slightest idea of what to expect?"

[waroftheworlds01]

I thought you were one of your big brothers. You're not so bad... you're not so bad. Look! Play fetch?

[Shadowknight1]

"What, you want food? I just fell down a hill, I'm soaking wet, I don't have any food! I have no food on me. I've got nothing on me."

In the dilo's mind: "You're the food you fat ****."

[Woodsyblue]

Mr. Hammond, I think we're back in business!

[Shadowknight1]

Just to get them out of the way:

"All I'm saying is, uh, life finds a way."

"Malcolm was right. Life found the way."

"'Life will find a way' as you once so eloquently put it."

"If we could only just step aside, and trust in nature...life will find a way."

[Hyper-Trance]

Dr Grant: This is T-Rex... pee?

[tope1983]

So Mr. Kirby when you climbed K2 did you base camp at twenty-five or thirty-thousand feet?

Thirty-thousand feet, we were pretty close to the top.

You were about a thousand feet above actually.

[JurassicGio]

"Apuesto cien pesos que se cae"

[Shadowknight1]

"Alan and Lex and Tim...John, they're out there where people are dying."

[Krokery]

Anybody want a soda or something? You know I figured that I was going to stop by the snack machines, since I had just something salty and I thought I would get something sweet and since I was up there... you know?
Oh, ah... I finished debugging the programs but there were some errors. So for the next 10-15 minutes some power might shut down, but its only temporary, nothing to worry about.

[Shadowknight1]

"Even Nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor fences."

[Trenchfoot]

Look at the blood....

[WARP10CK]

We can run the whole park from this room, with minimal staff, for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap?

Nedry:You know anybody who can network 8-connection machines and debug two million lines of code for what I did for this job? if you can then I love too see them try.

Hammond:I am sorry about your financial problems Dennis, I am really am but they are your problems.

Nedry: Oh your right John everything is my problem

Hammond : I will not get drawn into a another financial debate with you Dennis I really will not.

Nedry: There has hardly been any debate at all !

Hammond: I don't blame people for their mistakes but I do ask that they pay for them.

Nedry: Thanks DAD

(Just loved this conversation)

[Icedhope]

The world is changing so fast, and we're all running to catch up. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look. Dinosaurs and man... two species separated by 65 million years of evolution, have suddenly been thrown into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea of what to expect?

[Shadowknight1]

"I don't believe it. I don't believe it. You're meant to come down here and defend me against these characters and the only one I've got on my side is the bloodsucking lawyer! Heh!"

[IanMalcom]

"Now that is one big pile of shit!"

[MrHammond]

Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler. Welcome to Jurassic Park

[MrHammond]

Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility... for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now
[pounds table with fists]
Dr. Ian Malcolm: you're selling it,
[pounds table again]
Dr. Ian Malcolm: you want to sell it!

[MrHammond]

Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility... for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now
[pounds table with fists]
Dr. Ian Malcolm: you're selling it,
[pounds table again]
Dr. Ian Malcolm: you want to sell it!

[MrHammond]

John Hammond: You know the first attraction I ever built when I came down south from Scotland? Was a Flea Circus, Petticoat Lane. Really quite wonderful. We had a wee trapeze, a roundabout - - a merry-go - - what you call it? A carousel - - and a seesaw. They all moved, motorized of course, but people would swear they could see the fleas. "I see the fleas, mummy! Can't you see the fleas?" Clown fleas, high wire fleas, fleas on parade... But with this place, I - - I wanted to give them something real, something that wasn't an illusion, something they could see and touch. An aim devoid of merit.

[Pacificsun0481]

Quiet! All of you!...They're approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock.

[Shadowknight1]

"Item 151 on today's glitch list...we have all the problems of a major theme park AND a major zoo and the computers aren't even on their feet yet."

[nagasadow]

Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[waroftheworlds01]

Jophery, raise the gate!

[RexMaster]

*Jurassic Park Main Theme Here* ===========>>>> PRICELESS!!!!!!!! :cool:

[Icedhope]

We can't were being hunted.

[Trenchfoot]

We can't were being hunted.

Oh God....

[Javi-Wan Kenobi]

"Apuesto cien pesos que se cae"
Funny, on the Spanish dubbing, they also dubbed that line, with a more correct Spanish grammar:
"Apuesto cien pesos a que se cae"

[Shadowknight1]

"Grant's like me. He's a digger."

[doodo!]

Dr. Ian Malcolm: You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.

[Shadowknight1]

"We're gonna make a fortune off of this place."

[RexMaster]

"It's gonna be a walk in the park!"

[EvilDeadFan]

"All major theme parks have had delays! When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!"
"But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean ride breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

[Icedhope]

"God help us, were in the hands of engineers."

[Krokery]

http://i41.tinypic.com/219c4ud.jpg
"Please stop!"

http://www.jplegacy.org/jurassicpark3/jp3cut/fightbacklg.jpg
"If we split up I'm going with you guys."

Oh God....
"From the bushes straight ahead, but you're all right. Run, towards the shed. I've got her. Go, NOW!"
http://social.bioware.com/uploads_user/1390000/1389451/23546.jpg

[Shadowknight1]

"We spared no expense."

[waroftheworlds01]

"Does anybody want a soda or something?"

[Shadowknight1]

"Look at this workstation! What a complete slob!"

[RexMaster]

Based on the Novel Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton.

Best line in the whole movie!!!

[Kraven]

Best quote ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBxgAmdPQWg&feature=related

[waroftheworlds01]

"grannnt!!!!!"

[EvilDeadFan]

Best quote ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBxgAmdPQWg&feature=related

I honestly can't stop laughing, I need that as my ringtone. XD

[EvilDeadFan]

"that's a really bad idea!"

[Icedhope]

"Now your John Hammond."

[waroftheworlds01]

"Whatever you do, don't call the U. S. Embassy. They won't do a damn thing."

[EvilDeadFan]

On aother note, speaking of Wayne Knight, I can't tell you how happy I've been that he's lost a ton of weight over the years like Gabe Newell, they are both too good people in general to have problems like that, good for them!







"Hello Newman!"

[RexMaster]

"Whatever you do, don't call the U. S. Embassy. They won't do a damn thing."

They told us to accept the inevitable! Can you believe that?!?! :D

[Shadowknight1]

Best quote ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBxgAmdPQWg&feature=related

"You'll have to get used to Dr. Malcolm. He suffers from a deplorable excess of personality. Especially for a mathematician."

[waroftheworlds01]

"You'll have to get used to Dr. Malcolm. He suffers from a deplorable excess of personality. Especially for a mathematician."

"Chaotician!.... Chaotician, actually."

[Trenchfoot]

I bring scientists and you bring a rock star!

[waroftheworlds01]

"There it is!"

[EvilDeadFan]

*Compy laugh*

[tope1983]

Fine...and when the Tricyclatops comes after you, don't come crying to me.

[RexMaster]

Fine...and when the Tricyclatops comes after you, don't come crying to me.

Amanda: *mumbles something*
Paul: What?
Amanda: Nevermind
Paul: What did you say?!

Udesky: *talking to Billy Brennan* If we split up, I'm going with you guys...

[Martin McFly]

"Great, just great. We're in the worst place in the world and we're not even being paid."

[Icedhope]

Mr.Hammond, after careful consideration..I've decided not to endorse your park!

[Trenchfoot]

Mr.Hammond, after careful consideration..I've decided not to endorse your park!

So have I!

[Martin McFly]

"Dr. Grant said that is a very bad idea."

[StrongBrush1]

That's... that's chaos theory.

[waroftheworlds01]

If the captain says we have to go, then we have to go!

[Martin McFly]

"It's fine if you wanna put your name on something but STOP putting it on other people's headstones."

[Shadowknight1]

"It's fine if you wanna put your name on something but STOP putting it on other people's headstones."

"Now now Ian, it'll be fine!"

[RexMaster]

"Now now Ian, it'll be fine!"

Hammond: She spent years studying African animals, she knows to be downwind and such... she knows what she is doing. And besides, the research team---

Malcolm: This is not a research expedition anymore, its a rescue operation and it's leaving right now!

[tope1983]

Malcolm: This is not a research expedition anymore, its a rescue operation and it's leaving right now!

Tam ta tam - ta tam - ta ta taahh - tahh tahh taaaahh

[Martin McFly]

"What are you talking about? Five years of work and a hundred miles of electrified fence couldn't prepare the other island. And you think that, what? A couple dozen Marlboro men were going to make a difference here?"

[Shadowknight1]

"Sarah!!" "Sarah Harding!!" "How many Sarahs do you think are on this island?"

[Martin McFly]

"Ooh-ahh, that's how it starts."

[Icedhope]

What bothers you, is I'm not afraid of this place, and you are.

[leon101]

"How did you do this?"

"I'll show you."

[Martin McFly]

"I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm."

[synJP]

dear god we're in the hands of engineers

[Martin McFly]

"You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?"

[Icedhope]

"She's Tenacious, isn't she?"

[Shadowknight1]

"Dr. Sattler...she wouldn't happen to be available, would she?"

[Martin McFly]

"The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me."

[synJP]

"kids are noisy, they're expensive..............they smell..."

[Trenchfoot]

They do *not*!

[Icedhope]

They do *not*!

Babies Smell!

[Shadowknight1]

"Just what the hell do you think you're doing in here?!"

[Icedhope]

Ah, Dr.Grant! *Pops Champaign cork*

[Martin McFly]

"Don't you see the danger, John, inherent in what you're doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever witnessed, yet you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun."

[RexMaster]

"I love kids! Anything at all *can* and *does* happen... Same with wives, for that matter..."

You're married?

[Martin McFly]

You're married?

"Occasionally. Ah, yeah, I'm...I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm."

[Magic Emperor]

*extreme closeup of cigarette in his mouth as he types frantically* Access denied.

[ClownPrinceJoker]

*Victory roar amongst bone debris and Raptor corpses inside of a building.*

[Martin McFly]

"Why don't people listen to me? I use plain and simple English, I don't have any accent that I'm aware of..."

[synJP]

"well we clocked the T-Rex at 32 miles an hour"

[Martin McFly]

"When you try to sound like Hammond, it comes off as a hustle. I mean, it's not your fault. They say talent skips a generation. So, I'm sure your kids will be sharp as tacks."

[Shadowknight1]

"When you try to sound like Hammond, it comes off as a hustle. I mean, it's not your fault. They say talent skips a generation. So, I'm sure your kids will be sharp as tacks."

"My uncle's reach exceeded his grasp, mine does not."

[Martin McFly]

"My uncle's reach exceeded his grasp, mine does not."

"Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas. And I'm gonna be there when you learn that."

[synJP]

"stop right there! what are you doing?"

"we're uh, taking the kid. If you wanna stop us, shoot us."

[Martin McFly]

"Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend."

[waroftheworlds01]

How many Sarah's do you think are on this island?

[Trenchfoot]

- Is it heavy?
- Yeah.
- Then it's expensive. Put it back!

[Martin McFly]

"Anybody hear that? It's an... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is... I'm fairly alarmed here."

[FPug]

"Maybe it's the power tryin' to come back on."

[Martin McFly]

"What's your background? Wildlife photography?"

[Shadowknight1]

"What's your background? Wildlife photography?"

"Yeah, wildlife, combat, you name it. When I was with Nightline, I was in Ruwanda, Czechnia, all over Bosnia. Do some volunteer work with Greenpeace once and a while."

[Martin McFly]

"Yeah, wildlife, combat, you name it. When I was with Nightline, I was in Ruwanda, Czechnia, all over Bosnia. Do some volunteer work with Greenpeace once and a while."

"Greenpeace? What drew you there?"

[SpielbergFan]

How I hate to be right all the time.

[waroftheworlds01]

"Greenpeace? What drew you there?"

"Women"

[Martin McFly]

"Women"

"That's noble."

[FPug]

Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?

[Shadowknight1]

"That's noble."

"Yeah, well. Noble was last year. This year I'm gettin paid. Hammond's check cleared, or I wouldn't be going on this wild goose chase."

[Martin McFly]

"Yeah, well. Noble was last year. This year I'm gettin paid. Hammond's check cleared, or I wouldn't be going on this wild goose chase."

"Uh, where you're going is the only place in the world where the geese chase *you*!"

[waroftheworlds01]

"Uh, where you're going is the only place in the world where the geese chase *you*!"

"Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!"

[Krokery]

"Oh I uhh finished debugging the phones. Uh so I did."

*Dilophosaurus Sounds*
*Looks back*

"Ha ha that's nice, gotta go..."

[FPug]

No wonder you're extinct. I'm gonna run you over when I come back down.

[Martin McFly]

"Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!"

*embraces and spins around* "What took you so long?"

[rixcm]

"sorry i could't catch a cab"

[synJP]

mommy's very angry...

[Martin McFly]

"sorry i could't catch a cab"

"That's okay. Uh, now listen; I got to tell you something, I got to talk to you."

[RexMaster]

"Anybody hear that? It's an... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is... I'm fairly alarmed here."

C'mon, C'MON! We have to leave! Right now... RIGHT NOW!!!

[Martin McFly]

C'mon, C'MON! We have to leave! Right now... RIGHT NOW!!!

"Must go faster."

[RexMaster]

"Must go faster."

*Ian quickly pushes himself back a few inches as the Tyrannosaur reaches out its teeth towards his injured legs.*
GET OFF THE STICK!!! BLOODY MOVE!!!
GET DOWN!!!
*tree limb crushes the top of the jeep clean off as Muldoon, Ellie, and Ian duck and the Rex breaks the limb and gives up on the chase after just missing its meal by a few inches.*

[FPug]

*Ian quickly pushes himself back a few inches as the Tyrannosaur reaches out its teeth towards his injured legs.*
GET OFF THE STICK!!! BLOODY MOVE!!!
GET DOWN!!!
*tree limb crushes the top of the jeep clean off as Muldoon, Ellie, and Ian duck and the Rex breaks the limb and gives up on the chase after just missing its meal by a few inches.*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!:eek:
*Rex Leaves*

...Think they'll have that on the tour?

[Trenchfoot]

Ellie: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! ... LOOK OUT!

Noisy scene :p

[Shadowknight1]

Noisy scene :p

Ain't that the truth. :p

"See, the, uh, Tyrannosaur doesn't obey any set patterns or park schedules. That's the essence of chaos."