Monkey Island Caption Contest #20: Sacre merde! Une conteste nouveau!

[apenpaap]

Welcome to the twentieth Monkey Island Caption Contest! It's been a while, so let's take a look at
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...With a missing hand, a stuck foot and a swollen tongue, Guybrush must now rely purely on his brain to find a solution to this problem. Brace yourselves.

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Elaine:"Would you like fries with that?"

Congratulations! You both get:
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A new Caption Contest!

The Hall of Fame:
Secret Fawful x4
puzzlebox x4
Hayden x4
StarEye x3 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
hplikelike x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
Jen Kollic x2
prizna x2
FitzoliverJ x2
skitty85 x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
Dadel x1
Some Manner Of... x1
Friar x1

PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

[apenpaap]

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[Hayden]

Wow! I am one of 'ze winners', incroyable!

[FitzoliverJ]

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DeSinge: Ah, yes, the story of how I got this ridiculous haircut. You may not believe it, but once my hair was a rich dark colour, but then - I made the mistake of visiting the barbers at Puerto Poyo! There were.... let me see..... three pirate barbers and a hanger-on... that makes four... four people in the room, when

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one of them took out a great big sword and made to chop off my head! Merde! In a second, my hair, she turns white!

Morgan: And you shaved your moustache and lost a lot of weight, too?

[Hayden]

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Morgan: "*Gasp*, this whole time you were just Richard Nixon in disguise!"

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Rottingham: "Eugh! Lower you arm, good sir, for ze love of all zat is holy, please! Ze stench from ze depths of your armpit is too much to bear! Ze smell reminds me of..."

Guybrush: "Moldy old cheese?"

[Friar]

Woo! I won something!
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Wooooah. Radical. Peace out, dude.
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Wonka/GB: "I told you not to eat that gum! You're turning Violet, Violet!" *cue Oompah-Loompah song*

Or

Haggis:"Give me that Wonka Bar! It may have a Golden Ticket!

[jaden551]

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Guybrush:no he is innocent.
Haggis:but 'e stole me gum!
Cutthroat bill: "cough"
Rottingham: it muzt 'ave been 'im he 'as all ze signa of a man chocking on gum!
Haggis: Don't lie!
"slice"
Guybrush:ewww...

[Hayden]

Guybrush:no he is innocent.
Haggis:but 'e stole me gum!
Cutthroat bill: "cough"
Rottingham: it muzt 'ave been 'im he 'as all ze signa of a man chocking on gum!
Haggis:Don't lie!
"slice"
Guybrush:ewww...

Haha! You've put in an accidental smily, I suggest you put a gap between the colon and the 'd'.

[Remolay]

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Haggis McMutton: The Demon Barber of Monkey Island

[BelmontWolf]

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de singe: And zeez are ze fingers zat caused all ze trouble.

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Haggis Mc Mutton, Edward Van Helgen and Cutthroat Bill: A barber i was meant to be, trim your beard the colonge is free.

Guybrush: hmmm free colonge eh...never know when that might be useful...time to grow a mighty pirate™ beard.

Haggis Mc Mutton, Edward Van Helgen and Cutthroat Bill: Just dont grow a goatee or your chin will look real wierd.
A barber i was meant to be, trim your beard the colonge is free.

Guybrush: NO NO NO WE ARENT EVEN ON A SHIP AAAAAHHHH!!!! *runs*

[Remolay]

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Little bunny Fru-fru hopping through the forrest, scooping up the meesy-mice and boppin' em on the head.

[Monkeybutton]

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'An' you zey zose are "natural" hmmm? Riiighttt. Come now Miss Le Flay - even Madame Croft admits she 'as 'ad a leetle of ze "work" done. Oo is your Surgeon?'

[jeeno0142]

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Haggis: ...and this haircut comes with our all popular non-surgical facelift.

[Trenchfoot]

I know they suck, but what the hell!

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Morgan: I said I'm not drunk, you jerk!

DeSinge: Riiiiight. How many fingers am I holding?

Morgan: Errr... 22?

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Guybrush: Come on, cut his head off! I dare ya!

Haggis: All right, lad! Ye asked for it!

Bill: Ugh... Haggis cutting heads always make me sick!

[apenpaap]

Well, what do you know, I'm actually ending this one on time. Let's hope the next one (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17896) is as lucky.