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apenpaap
07/16/2010, 05:42 am
Welcome to the twenty-fourth caption contest! Let's tak a look at
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S-hJ2T8tCQI/AAAAAAAAA7o/sX-VSHQVoSY/s800/win.png
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TDsqWJKsaKI/AAAAAAAABAg/986EsVpQBfc/s800/captions23a.jpg

Elaine: "Arrr! Come here, ya pesky logo!"

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TDsqWaVub1I/AAAAAAAABAk/Arwr5T02bQI/s800/captions23b.png

"All glory to the hypno-candle..."

Congratulations Hayden! You win Glory Everlasting and are now the Captioning Campion! :guybrush::winslow: You also get:
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBher1q9-I/AAAAAAAABBA/kXlpaqwha8k/s800/fluffyc.jpg
A puppy!

The Hall of Fame:
Hayden x6 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
Secret Fawful x4
puzzlebox x4
StarEye x3 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
hplikelike x3
SilverWolfPet x3
Friar x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
Jen Kollic x2
prizna x2
FitzoliverJ x2
Edward VanHelgen x2
skitty85 x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
Dadel x1
Some Manner Of... x1
Monkeybutton x1
Sailorcuteness x1

PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.
apenpaap
07/16/2010, 05:49 am
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIN_4BzI/AAAAAAAABBI/_5NC-f5WtqA/s800/captions24a.png

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIa4zTFI/AAAAAAAABBM/EVVTLLuB0EM/s800/captions24b.png
Gman5852
07/16/2010, 06:13 am
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIa4zTFI/AAAAAAAABBM/EVVTLLuB0EM/s800/captions24b.png

I am this close..... to breaking out in song.
Remolay
07/16/2010, 06:34 am
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIN_4BzI/AAAAAAAABBI/_5NC-f5WtqA/s800/captions24a.png
Gameplay! Better story!

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIa4zTFI/AAAAAAAABBM/EVVTLLuB0EM/s800/captions24b.png

Top of the world, sir.
The Highway
07/16/2010, 06:53 am
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIN_4BzI/AAAAAAAABBI/_5NC-f5WtqA/s800/captions24a.png

Poorly Drawn Cover! Unlicensed Manual! Soon to be a Major Lawsuit!

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIa4zTFI/AAAAAAAABBM/EVVTLLuB0EM/s800/captions24b.png

Once, I pointed at a map THIS big, sir!
Friar
07/16/2010, 06:54 am
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIN_4BzI/AAAAAAAABBI/_5NC-f5WtqA/s800/captions24a.png
Guybrush's sexchange operation was a resounding success. From now on, she shall be known as Galblush Threepwood, mighty masseuse!
Trenchfoot
07/16/2010, 06:54 am
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIN_4BzI/AAAAAAAABBI/_5NC-f5WtqA/s800/captions24a.png

Why the hell are we smiling?

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIa4zTFI/AAAAAAAABBM/EVVTLLuB0EM/s800/captions24b.png

I'm going to be the best ballet dancer ever! (Keeps practicing)
FitzoliverJ
07/16/2010, 08:35 am
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIN_4BzI/AAAAAAAABBI/_5NC-f5WtqA/s800/captions24a.png

Guybrush - so, that's... er... OOK...CHEE.... er...
Elaine: Just stab them!
Guybrush: Who'd've thought Jojo Jr would have liked "Curse" the best....

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIa4zTFI/AAAAAAAABBM/EVVTLLuB0EM/s800/captions24b.png

Winslow: Tell you what, let's vote which of us should be Captain, with a - ahem - *show of hands*. Hmm... that's two votes to me - and only one to Guybrush!

Guybrush (off): Hey, no fair....
Majus
07/16/2010, 08:50 am
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIN_4BzI/AAAAAAAABBI/_5NC-f5WtqA/s800/captions24a.png

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a broken rowboat crashed into the back of Elaines head.
MonkeyMania
07/16/2010, 10:36 am
http://img807.imageshack.us/img807/2991/hair.png
Remolay
07/16/2010, 12:29 pm
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIN_4BzI/AAAAAAAABBI/_5NC-f5WtqA/s800/captions24a.png

What the hell is Guybrush holding anyway?
TomPravetz
07/16/2010, 12:31 pm
What the hell is Guybrush holding anyway?

A monkey, I think.
Lennie Melvin
07/16/2010, 12:43 pm
I thought he was holding a rubber chicken. :confused:
Spadge
07/16/2010, 12:45 pm
A monkey, I think.

Actually, I think it's a rubber chicken.


http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIN_4BzI/AAAAAAAABBI/_5NC-f5WtqA/s800/captions24a.png
BEWARE! SIERRA FANS RELEASE A MONKEY ISLAND KNOCK-OFF!


http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIa4zTFI/AAAAAAAABBM/EVVTLLuB0EM/s800/captions24b.png
Hallelujah, brothers and sisters of the open sea!
Edward VanHelgen
07/16/2010, 01:00 pm
What the hell is Guybrush holding anyway?

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/5985/103460126000.jpg
GuruGuru214
07/16/2010, 02:41 pm
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIa4zTFI/AAAAAAAABBM/EVVTLLuB0EM/s800/captions24b.png

Winslow: Mwahahaha! Mwhahahahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Guybrush: You all right over there, Mr. Winslow?

Winslow: Just something stuck in my throat, sir. Mwahahaha...
Hayden
07/16/2010, 09:30 pm
Whoa, Glory Everlasting!? Thanks apenpaap!

Now, onto think up stuff for this week's contest.

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIN_4BzI/AAAAAAAABBI/_5NC-f5WtqA/s800/captions24a.png

Now showing in cinemas, the Monkey Island feature length film, starring Jim Carrey as Guybrush Threepwood.
The Highway
07/16/2010, 09:35 pm
Now showing in cinemas, the Monkey Island feature length film, starring Jim Carrey as Guybrush Threepwood.

now i really want that to happen!
TomPravetz
07/16/2010, 10:26 pm
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIa4zTFI/AAAAAAAABBM/EVVTLLuB0EM/s800/captions24b.png

I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
Hayden
07/16/2010, 11:13 pm
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIN_4BzI/AAAAAAAABBI/_5NC-f5WtqA/s800/captions24a.png

Narrator: "Each of the attacking monkeys are suddenly turned to stone from Elaine's grotesque grimace."
apenpaap
07/17/2010, 01:24 am
now i really want that to happen!

Jim Carrey should be Stan in a Monkey Island movie.
Silverwolfpet
07/17/2010, 05:15 am
Whoa, Glory Everlasting!? Thanks apenpaap!

Now, onto think up stuff for this week's contest.

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIN_4BzI/AAAAAAAABBI/_5NC-f5WtqA/s800/captions24a.png

Now showing in cinemas, the Monkey Island feature length film, starring Jim Carrey as Guybrush Threepwood and Helena Bonham Carter as Elaine

Felt like adding :p
Hayden
07/17/2010, 05:17 am
Jim Carrey should be Stan in a Monkey Island movie.

Agreed, he really would be the perfect actor to portray the character.

Felt like adding :p

Does this mean that there is now a possibility of us sharing the win?
tabstis
07/17/2010, 05:22 am
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIN_4BzI/AAAAAAAABBI/_5NC-f5WtqA/s800/captions24a.png

How to defend against your wife using a chicken!

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIa4zTFI/AAAAAAAABBM/EVVTLLuB0EM/s800/captions24b.png

(singing) I feel pretty! So very pretty!
Hayden
07/17/2010, 06:06 am
I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
(singing) I feel pretty! So very pretty!

Sort of already done.
TomPravetz
07/17/2010, 11:26 am
Sort of already done.

There goes my creative victory... O_O
Ghost82
07/17/2010, 03:35 pm
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIa4zTFI/AAAAAAAABBM/EVVTLLuB0EM/s800/captions24b.png
Look mom! FINALLY! I GRADUATED IN THE UNIVERSITY!!!!!!

...@...

Mom? Ehm... yikes... maybe too late...
Ghost82
07/17/2010, 03:40 pm
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIN_4BzI/AAAAAAAABBI/_5NC-f5WtqA/s800/captions24a.png

Elaine: Honey, I'm holding a sword. What the hell are you holding?
Gybrush: I'm a pirate!!! I'm holding a swo... onkey? WHAT THE HECK?
TomPravetz
07/17/2010, 03:54 pm
Elaine: Honey, I'm holding a sword. What the hell are you holding?
Gybrush: I'm a pirate!!! I'm holding a swo... icken? WHAT THE HECK?

Fix'd
Ghost82
07/17/2010, 04:07 pm
Thanks mate :P. If it wins, we share the price, hahaha.
The Highway
07/17/2010, 04:15 pm
Thanks mate :P. If it wins, we share the price, hahaha.

Winners get the exclusive opportunity to pay apenpaap the sum of........ $25!!! A once in a lifetime experience! Not to be missed! Get your submission in today, before he's all sold out!!
Ghost82
07/17/2010, 04:19 pm
Fu** yeah!
TomPravetz
07/17/2010, 04:32 pm
Winners get the exclusive opportunity to pay apenpaap the sum of........ $25!!! A once in a lifetime experience! Not to be missed! Get your submission in today, before he's all sold out!!

Hey man. I'll need to borrow $12.50 if Ghost wins.
Hayden
07/17/2010, 06:19 pm
There goes my creative victory... O_O

Not really, it's more like 'there goes his victory'. You did it first.
tabstis
07/18/2010, 01:30 pm
Not really, it's more like 'there goes his victory'. You did it first.

Hey I didn't see it.
Edward VanHelgen
07/18/2010, 03:25 pm
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/3791/captions24bb.jpg

somewhat more disturbing "version":

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/8525/captions24b.th.jpg (http://img713.imageshack.us/i/captions24b.jpg/)
Hayden
07/18/2010, 11:37 pm
http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/3791/captions24bb.jpg

somewhat more disturbing "version":

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/8525/captions24b.th.jpg (http://img713.imageshack.us/i/captions24b.jpg/)

The photoshopping might not be brilliant, but I love the idea. I think I'd probably give this one with the Photoshop award if I were to choose.
Friar
07/19/2010, 11:00 am
http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/3931/captions24b.png
I wonder how Winslow's handwriting would look like in real life?

As a side not, why is "winslow.s" (without the .) filtered? Grammar Nazi's?
:winslow:
mightypiratetm
07/19/2010, 11:25 am
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/TEBjIa4zTFI/AAAAAAAABBM/EVVTLLuB0EM/s800/captions24b.png
-Hey Strongbad! Can you draw me a map on this piece of paper? cuz I lost the other one
TomPravetz
07/19/2010, 12:27 pm
http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/3931/captions24b.png
I wonder how Winslow's handwriting would look like in real life?

As a side not, why is "winslow.s" (without the .) filtered? Grammar Nazi's?
:winslow:

Wait? ******** is filtered? ******** :o
tabstis
07/20/2010, 12:25 am
Its because its got inslows in it - that obviously offensive word.
apenpaap
07/22/2010, 03:11 am
That's the end of this one. And the beginning of this one (http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18458).