Get a Voodoo Reading!

[The Highway]

As I got my Voodoo cards a few days ago, I feel I should use my new powers to smite help other people on here.

Post here and I will draw 3 voodoo cards from a shuffled deck and read type them to you.

[MichaelDearmanUK]

Ooh, me first, me first!
What does my future hold? Vast fortunes? Happiness? A purpose?

[The Highway]

Let's see...

Your three cards are...

The Mouth... The Victim... Death

The cards tell me that you will fall victim to a mouth, yours or otherwise, and subsequently you will be killed.

So, no fortunes, no happiness, no purpose, in fact, no future.

Hope I've made your day!

[Avistew]

I'm in! What does it say for me?

[Power46]

And how about me? And do you have "The Joker?"

[MichaelDearmanUK]

No future, huh? Dang.
Ah well, an excuse to drink then. Bottoms up!

[The Highway]

I'm in! What does it say for me?
The Curse... The Joker... The Lothario

The cards tell me you will be cursed by a mysterious figure, and you will be seduced by a handsome fool as a result.

And how about me? And do you have "The Joker?"
I think that was just answered, so here is your reading...

The Guide... Disease... Nemesis

I do believe the cards are warning you of a helpful stranger, for he will take you to your worst enemy and that enemy will infect you with a horrible disease.

[Power46]

I think that was just answered, so here is your reading...

The Guide... Disease... Nemesis

I do believe the cards are warning you of a helpful stranger, for he will take you to your worst enemy and that enemy will infect you with a horrible disease.

Interesting; now I just need to find out who that nemesis is. Same with the guide. Now what shall the guide lead the nemesis to? The Pox of LeChuck? I am not a pirate, so not likely... We may see what happens.

[Avistew]

The Curse... The Joker... The Lothario

The cards tell me you will be cursed by a mysterious figure, and you will be seduced by a handsome fool as a result.

Oh boy! I can't wait!

[The Highway]

Oh boy! I can't wait!

Aren't you married?

[Shwoo]

Aw, I was going to do something like this.

I was just lazy about making up meanings for the cards.

[The Highway]

do you want a reading?

[Shwoo]

Sure.

[The Highway]

The Lothario... The Tower... The Fracture

Clearly these cards are telling me that The Lothario is a suitor, while The Tower symbolizes your home. A well groomed man will come to your domicile, and one of the following will happen: It will either be during a time of extreme weather, as The Fracture symbolizes natural disaster, or it could mean that you will be together and he will unexpectedly break your heart.

[Avistew]

Aren't you married?

My current forum title happens to be "The One Who Is Married". Furthermore, the fact that I am, in fact, married has been previously established on a plethora of occurrences.
Therefore, I am rather surprised that you should feel compelled to ask me such a question.

[Giant Tope]

go ahead with me

[GinnyN]

Ok, create something!

[allaboardfilms]

Well, this should be fun. Why not? :D

[The Highway]

My current forum title happens to be "The One Who Is Married". Furthermore, the fact that I am, in fact, married has been previously established on a plethora of occurrences.
Therefore, I am rather surprised that you should feel compelled to ask me such a question.

It was a rhetorical question.

go ahead with me
The Shivress... Strength... The Transformation
Someone will hurt you deeply, but you will overcome this and become a better person.
Ok, create something!
The Tower... Disease... Justice
You will be quarantined for having a certain disease, but you do not actually have it and eventually are freed with compensation.
Well, this should be fun. Why not? :D
Nemesis... Triumph... Betrayal
A friend will help you beat your greatest foe, but then they will stab you in the back and take all of the credit.

[Giant Tope]

what about another

XD

[The Highway]

what about another

XD

You dont like it? You can have another reading tomorrow

[Giant Tope]

naw, im just bored

[The Highway]

naw, im just bored

How about I share mine?

Treachery... The Curse... Death

Oh crap

[allaboardfilms]

Nemesis... Triumph... Betrayal
A friend will help you beat your greatest foe, but then they will stab you in the back and take all of the credit.

...Wow, that's going to be an interesting time to say the least. By stab me in the back, do you mean literally? Because this does change the outcome quite a bit. :p

[The Highway]

...Wow, that's going to be an interesting time to say the least. By stab me in the back, do you mean literally? Because this does change the outcome quite a bit. :p

It depends, I guess

[Ignatius]

Me me!

[The Highway]

Me me!

The Victim... The Mouth... The Journey

After falling victim to a midday woman's talk show, you set off on an epic quest to rid the world of these horrible things.

God speed!

[Soultaker]

Cool, do me!

[The Highway]

Cool, do me!

The Joker... The Transformation... The Devil

You are currently a very light-hearted and fun person. BUT, in the near future, you shall undergo a hideous transformation that will suck the life out of you and leave you a soulless shell.

I guess you're going to live up to your username then!

[Soultaker]

Uh oh... if I'm supposed to be light-hearted and fun now I'm not sure what I'll become. :eek:

[Avistew]

It was a rhetorical question.

Well, it was a rhetorical (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rhetorical) answer.

[The Highway]

Well, it was a rhetorical (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rhetorical) answer.

Well....

BOOOM!

(Brain blows up)

[Spadge]

Do me next!

[Klatuu]

Hit me!

[Neelo]

Show me what the cards say about me!

[The Highway]

Do me next!
The Healer... The Shivress... The Devil
It seems that your broken heart will be healed, but she will kill you for your money.
Hit me!
Disease... The Joker... Justice
After being stricken with illness, you go to hospital, and after a visit from the clown doctors, hey ho! you're better!
Show me what the cards say about me!
The Victim... The Tower... Treachery
You are being chased, and enter one of those designated "safe houses", but it turns out the people in the "safe house" are even more dangerous.

[Power46]

Now, please give me another reading.

[Giant Tope]

can i have now

[RingmasterJ5]

Me?

[The Highway]

Now, please give me another reading.
can i have now
Me?

I didn't think I'd have to keep doing this! Anyone who has the voodoo cards can chip in!

[OzzieMonkey]

Ok, I'm ready to see my fate.

[Klatuu]

I didn't think I'd have to keep doing this!

Hey, you're the one with the magical future-telling voodoo cards! You should have seen it coming.

[The Highway]

Hey, you're the one with the magical future-telling voodoo cards! You should have seen it coming.

*sigh*
Alas, I forgot to use the cards on myself, hence I did not see it coming...

I should have known being the lucky person to be sent the only truly working voodoo cards would be a double edged sword...

[Toast_Burner]

Me want fortune!!!
*cough* excuse me sir, would you be so kind as to tell me my fortune?

[tabstis]

Voodoo lady, reveal my fate please

[The Gentleman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M5f3uYsv9I
Thread music.

Tell me my fate.

[The Highway]

Catching up on a backlog here!
Now, please give me another reading.
Betrayal... Justice... Nemesis
Me?
The Joker... The Mouth... The Lovers
can i have now
Treachery... The Tower... Betrayal
Ok, I'm ready to see my fate.
The Journey... The Curse... Nemesis
Me want fortune!!!
*cough* excuse me sir, would you be so kind as to tell me my fortune?
The Guide... Disease... The Lothario
Voodoo lady, reveal my fate please
The Transformation... Betrayal... Strength
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M5f3uYsv9I
Thread music.

Tell me my fate.
The Curse... Nemesis... The Guide

[The Gentleman]

So, I'll be cursed by my nemesis who turns out to be a guide?

[The Highway]

So, I'll be cursed by my nemesis who turns out to be a guide?

no, a curse will make your nemesis help you

[anonima]

im nervas about having a bad fortune

[ted12]

Ooh! I want in on this crazy, crackpot fad!!!

[roberttitus]

Ohhh... me next!!!

[The Highway]

im nervas about having a bad fortune
Don't be... The Devil... The Victim... The Healer ...orrr, maybe do be afraid...
Ooh! I want in on this crazy, crackpot fad!!!
Disease... The Lothario... Death
Ohhh... me next!!!
The Shivress... The Lovers... Triumph

You guys may have noticed I'm not translating it for you now. That's because I want you to have TWICE AS MUCH FUN! By letting you decipher it, you can have more fun trying to figure out your crazy, messed up reading and promote mental fauna!

[OzzieMonkey]

So I'm going to go on a journey and cursed by my nemesis?

[mightypiratetm]

Read my fate Voodoo Highway!

[The Highway]

So I'm going to go on a journey and cursed by my nemesis?
Sure, why not?
Read my fate Voodoo Highway!
The Transformation... Justice... The Devil

[TomPravetz]

And how about me? And do you have "The Joker?"

Hook me up! Do you have "The Pompetous of Love"? Or "The Space Cowboy"? You've gotta have "Maurice".

[anonima]

although i am nervas fire me up

[mightypiratetm]

I will transform into a justice to fight the devil?

[The Highway]

Hook me up! Do you have "The Pompetous of Love"? Or "The Space Cowboy"? You've gotta have "Maurice".
Hmmm... Let's see... Space Cowboy... Death... Maurice

Like I'd have a sissy card like "The Pompetous of Love". I threw that one away as soon as I saw it.

although i am nervas fire me up
No, you already had yours today. Come back tomorrow.

[anonima]

it turns out i did
p.s you said i am going to meet the devil be his victim and meet a healer

[TomPravetz]

Space Cowboy... Death... Maurice

Pssh. That's an easy one. I will meet a Space Cowboy, who I then will proceed to blow up into tiny bits, using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Hand_Grenade). I will then locate his head, remove his helmet and cowboy hat, and discover he's my brother Chucky Maurice. (Odd, though. I don't have a brother Maurice. PLOT TWIST!)

[The Gentleman]

Try me again.

[anonima]

fire it up

[The Highway]

Try me again.
The Tower... The Journey... The Curse
fire it up
Nemesis... Death... The Devil

[anonima]

so you say i will meet my nemesis and die and meet the devil

[The Gentleman]

I'll journey to a tower and get cursed?

[coolsome]

I wanna know what my destiny is and try to avoid it and end up creating the situation I was trying to escape from

[The Highway]

I wanna know what my destiny is and try to avoid it and end up creating the situation I was trying to escape from

Strength... The Joker... The Shivress

[coolsome]

Strength... The Joker... The Shivress

Im gona kick ass make a joke then be cold?

[The Highway]

Im gona kick ass make a joke then be cold?

shivRESS

like, the pic of morgan with a knife?

[supmandude85]

Me!

[The Highway]

Me!

The Transformation... The Curse... The Devil

[coolsome]

the TTG staff who made the card should answer what the readings mean

[The Highway]

the TTG staff who made the card should answer what the readings mean

why?

[coolsome]

why?

they might have fun explanations since they made them

[anonima]

please do me again and sorry about that avatar problem

[The Highway]

please do me again and sorry about that avatar problem

What avatar problem?
Anyway, The Tower... Strength... The Lovers

[anonima]

about that thing at the season 3 race
p.s. you say i will go to a tower earn a strength and meet a lover

[The Highway]

about that thing at the season 3 race
p.s. you say i will go to a tower earn a strength and meet a lover

in the most basic, unimaginative sense, yes

[tabstis]

How will I die? Show me the cards...

[coolsome]

How will I die? Show me the cards...

http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv27/DoctorJoker/death5.gif

[apenpaap]

What's in the cards for me? Fame? Fortune? Romance?

[TomPravetz]

What's in the cards for me? Fame? Fortune? Romance?

Death.

[The Highway]

How will I die? Show me the cards...
The Shivress... The Lothario... The Fracture
What's in the cards for me? Fame? Fortune? Romance?
The Curse... The Journey... The Joker

[apenpaap]

The Curse... The Journey... The Joker

So the Voodoo Lady will curse me, so I will have to go on a journey to find a cure, only to end up on Monkey Island, where I must learn Monkey Kombat? :eek: Couldn't you just have drawn Disease... Treachery... Death or something?

[The Highway]

So the Voodoo Lady will curse me, so I will have to go on a journey to find a cure, only to end up on Monkey Island, where I must learn Monkey Kombat? :eek: Couldn't you just have drawn Disease... Treachery... Death or something?

no, because the cards did not choose that as your fate

[anonima]

give me a reading, im hoping it is good for the name confusion first week party

[The Highway]

give me a reading, im hoping it is good for the name confusion first week party

Joke: The Fool... The Shift Key... The Disuse...
Real: Death... The Transformation... Justice...