the city that dares not sleep suprise thread

[anonima]

this is the 305 surprise paradise

[The_Hamburgaler]

I prefer Fireworks. ( cookie for the reference)

So whats this thread about?

[anonima]

have you seen the 304 surprise thread because this is that for 305

[caeska]

Well I don't want to post any spoilers, but it's obviously the German Tourist from 303 who turns out to be true mastermind behind everything. There, the cat's out of the bag now.

[anonima]

how would you know

[Comrade Pants]

Do we really need a surprise thread, semibart999?

[Rather Dashing]

I think YOU, SimplyBacon666, will be the villain at the end of 305. Telltale has recognized your contributions to the forums and will probably make you into a character in the series. In fact, the coolest character, the MAIN VILLAIN!

[Comrade Pants]

I thought main villain was my job!

[anonima]

Do we really need a surprise thread, semibart999?

again and i just like to do this for the wait and I'm thinking that bosco may be back from Vegas

[Rather Dashing]

I thought main villain was my job!
No, you get bumped down to "actually secondary villain all along" at the end. We learn that ScrambledBiscuits747 was Atlus all along! And Atlus was EVIL!

[Comrade Pants]

No, you get bumped down to "actually secondary villain all along" at the end. We learn that ScrambledBiscuits747 was Atlus all along! And Atlus was EVIL!

Hey now! Spoiler warnings, mister! What about people like SalaciousBastard989 who haven't played BioShock?

[anonima]

who is he and one time i thought the narrator was the villan

[Comrade Pants]

who is he

I thought that you would be familiar with him, seeing as he's...

YOU

[anonima]

i'm not evil i am more angry than evil

[Rather Dashing]

Why are you angry? Is someone doing something to make you angry? I'll personally avenge any transgressions against you, I promise. NOBODY messes with my good friend bertsei666!

[Comrade Pants]

i'm not evil i am more angry than evil

Evil? What is evil but the opposite end of one's own moral spectrum, friend?

[anonima]

yes and i never get to relax

[Comrade Pants]

Never relax? I'm sorry to hear that, spearbait666.

[roberttitus]

i'm not evil i am more angry than evil

Funny... I thought you were more incoherent than anything.

[BoneFreak]

So, are we roleplaying or name calling? We can stop them both.

[Comrade Pants]

So, are we roleplaying or name calling? We can stop them both.

Neither, friend. I am insulted by this insinuation.

[BoneFreak]

Neither, friend. I am insulted by this insinuation.

Can you stop making trips to thesauraus.com as well?

[roberttitus]

Neither, friend. I am insulted by this insinuation.

As am I!!!

How dare he make such accusations!!!

[Comrade Pants]

Can you stop making trips to thesauraus.com as well?

My good sir! Do you mean to propose that I do not possess an ample vocabulary? If so, I am gravely disappointed in you. Here I thought that we had escaped the mud slinging slander-mongering of the surface. I suppose that I was wrong.

[BoneFreak]

My good sir! Do you mean to propose that I do not possess an ample vocabulary? If so, I am gravely disappointed in you. Here I thought that we had escaped the mud slinging slander-mongering of the surface. I suppose that I was wrong.

check out the general chat dude

[The Highway]

Funny... I thought you were more incoherent than anything.

epic win

[Comrade Pants]

check out the general chat dude

Ah. I suppose someone with your... accomplished typing skills would certainly suspect me of using a thesaurus. Heaven forbid that I should acquire my vocabulary through hard work and study! Oh no, that would be wrong.

[roberttitus]

epic win

*takes a bow*

[The Highway]

well it is completely true. you only have to look at the thread about episode 6 to see that. or any one of his posts, they all count.

[anonima]

what ep.6 one

[roberttitus]

well it is completely true. you only have to look at the thread about episode 6 to see that. or any one of his posts, they all count.

I know right?

[SBCGateAP]

Can't you guys take a hint from a game? The mastermind is none other than the office.
Wow. This really is a spoiler paradise thread.

[anonima]

i did say that

[DrRocketGenius]

i did say that

You said that the office is the main villain? Where?

[anonima]

that was not me