Scenes We'd Like To See: Forum Edition

[Mr Nutt]

If anyone's seen Mock the Week you'd know about Scenes We'd Like To See. If for some reason you haven't seen it here's an example (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9NWE6xd0Z0) (warning: some of the jokes are a bit rude).
Well now you've seen that now on to the game, this is how the game will work here.
Things you'd never hear on a weather report

Then the next person might post.

For today's report look out the damn window

Commercials That Never Made It To Air

And then the next person has to continue so the first subject is,
Things you don't want to hear on an elevator.

[Mouldcube]

Thank you for using this elevator to go all the way from the top floor to the bottom, cyanide will be provided in case that form of death is preffered.

Unexpected signs to see on the wall of your kitchen

[Mr Nutt]

Don't look now but I think you just cut your finger off.

Things Max would never say.

[Gman5852]

fine ill leave my gun at the office

Things you never want to see while flying in a plane

PS this is also similar to whose line is it anyways' scenes from a hat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVW_hLn0cys

[caeska]

Flight attendant asking random passengers "Can you fly a plane?" and all saying no.

Superhero you don't want to see on your block.

[anonima]

hi im i hate everyone man

thing you dont say to an alien

[FitzoliverJ]

Yes, I'll be glad to take you to my leader. We've got a coalition at the moment, you know.


Things you don't expect to hear said on "Eastenders"

[BoneFreak]

I'm from the east!

Things you wouldn't want to hear when you wake up.

[Hayley the Hedgie]

The world is ending in 5 minutes.

Things a postman might stereotype.

[tabstis]

Hi I'm your new postwoman - anyone want the femail?

Things you wouldn't want to hear your mother say

[anonima]

i hate everyone that posts

things you do not say at a bar fight

[Gman5852]

dear god i think my laxitives just kicked in.

things you can say to your car, but not your girlfriend(do not use any options found on whose line)

[BoneFreak]

Man, do I want to go into your trunk!

Things that you wouldn't hear in a James Bond flick.

[tabstis]

Oh by the way Goldfinger, I wouldn't use the toilet for a while.

Things you would never hear in a Telltale game

[Hayley the Hedgie]

FIRST PERSON SHOOTER!

Something your cat might advise you on.

[Fealiks]

How to convince yourself that canned brown, gelatinous fecal matter is yummy without crying.

Coca Cola's rejected new slogan.

[anonima]

we want to destroy sprite

things car salesmen never say

[BoneFreak]

This car has been caught on fir- I MEAN, used!

Things You Don't Want to Hear over the Grocery Store P.A

[anonima]

hey all items are $6,000

thing you don't say to a ninja

[Hassat Hunter]

Pirates rule you!

The last thing you wish to hear on the radio

[justAbigail]

And next, we play Justin Bieber's entire album.

Things you wouldn't want to hear at school.

[mightypiratetm]

Hey george why do you have a carot on your ear?
Things you'd never want to hear when you are on an airplane

[Blooglspash]

We're out of packing peanuts, gas and parachutes.

Things you never post about.

[BoneFreak]

*this sentence has been confiscated by the GoNPES (group of not posting embarrassing stuff*

Franchises you wouldn't want Telltale to do

[Fealiks]

Girls gone wild

Things you don't want to hear a pilot say before take-off.

[anonima]

warning the food sucks

thing verizon never say

[Fealiks]

warning the food sucks

thing verizon never say

"Sir, calm down. I can't hear you."

Things you don't want your doctor to say.

[anonima]

you injured everything

thing homsar would never do

[Mr Nutt]

Construct a coherent sentence without the use of artifacts.

Things you don't want to hear on the phone at night.

[Gman5852]

I see dead people


deleted scenes from friday the 13th

[Hassat Hunter]

"the morning after"

Scrapped LA adventure games

[tabstis]

Where is Carmen Sandiego LA edition : WHERE THE **** IS SHE ALREADY -WEVE BEEN ****ING EVERYWHERE????

Things you wouldnt want to hear your vicar say

[Fealiks]

"This... isn't the confessions booth"

The first line of a letter you'd like to receive

[anonima]

i will say you real user name

thing homer Simpson never say on hot dog day

[Hayley the Hedgie]

I can't, I'm vegan!

Something a guy's 3rd ex-wife might hit him with.

[Fealiks]

His second ex-wife.

Something you wouldn't hear a judge say.

[Hassat Hunter]

OBJECTION, you honour!

Something you don't want to find in the supermarket.

[supmandude85]

A rotten piece of poop that somebody ate, barfed up, ate again, pooped up, ate again, barfed back up, pooped on, than barfed on.

An actor or actress you want to stop making movies forever.

[Hassat Hunter]

Shia LeBouf

An old classic boardgame that should have never been made...

[Fealiks]

"Pin the tail on your Grandma"

The most embarrassing thing you never want to hear from a police officer

[Just for clarity's sake: the situations we offer should allow for creative freedom and improvisation rather than questions like "who's your favourite musician". Carry on >.> :)]

[anonima]

you put a picture of my sister nude in my car
stupid rock band names

[RingmasterJ5]

The Sheepturds777

Rejected soda ideas.

[anonima]

cookie the soda
the worlds worst forum

[Fealiks]

Dyslexics Anoymuos: Ofifcial Fourm

Banned self-help books

[DrRocketGenius]

This Book is About to Make Fun of You

The name of a TV show starring the guy that screams "MY LEG" in Spongebob

[anonima]

the ocean show
things that the annoying orange says

[supmandude85]

"I'm the worst YouTube video... ever.
Things you would say to a guy riding a unicycle, eating a piece of poop, barfing, and singing Mary had a Little Lamb backwoods.

[anonima]

are you crazy
crappy ideas for a mmorpg

[Mr Nutt]

Operation MindF*** (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStwjKujyLo): The MMORPG.

Rejected Puzzle Agent Puzzles.

[RingmasterJ5]

All we want to do is eat your brains for the low, low price of $9.95! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nina7E2iyyY)

Things you want to hear Steve Jobs say.

EDIT: Ok, what just happened. There was just a post about "Things you would want to hear Billy Mays say" but now it's gone.

[anonima]

you know I'm retiring

terrible Leonardo DiCaprio movies

[RingmasterJ5]

Uhh, what? You want to have Steve Jobs say "the voodoo ladies shirtless cousin"? Weird.


Leonardo DeCraprio: The Movie.

Things you want to die.

[supmandude85]

All we want to do is eat your brains for the low, low, price of $9.95!

Things you want to hear Steve Jobs say.

EDIT: Ok, what just happened. There was just a post about "Things you would want to hear Billy Mays say" but now it's gone.

Sorry I deleted it because there was no enter key on the iTouch making it look dumb (no line break.)

To get thing back on track I guess I'll do another one:
Worst new diet Coke flavor.

[RingmasterJ5]

All we want to do is eat your brains for the low, low price of $9.95! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nina7E2iyyY)

Above: Video of a guy impersonating Billy Mays as a zombie.

Liver flavor.

Things you want to leave in Japan.

[Mr Nutt]

Russell T. Davies, just to see what they think about how when something bad happens all over the world in Doctor Who, Japan always seems to get the worst.

Cartoons Majus wouldn't make.

[Fealiks]

I Wonder What Would Happen if I Set Fire to Dan Connors' Office

Banned Christmas song titles

[RingmasterJ5]

"Red" Christmas.

Rejected Disney Channel shows.

[anonima]

the men in Idaho

episodes telltale will never made

[Mr Nutt]

Sam & Max Episode 6: Beyond Frankie Boyle's Racist Door.

Things Stan would never sell.

[anonima]

free downloads of muzzled(although i don't have that game)

things Wallace would never make

[deadlinejon]

the "punch yourself in the face 9 times-atron"

side affects that scream lawsuits

[RingmasterJ5]

"Be warned that anyone who smells your after-pill breath will die."

Rejected Xbox Live features.

[MichaelDearmanUK]

Teabagging achievements.
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Worst thing to say in a best man's speech.

[deadlinejon]

"ehh, he was good, she was good they both be good. now, lets get wasted!"


when schools go crazy

[StrongBrush1]

I'm tired of all of you, so I'm having you all flunk and go home.

Things that Never happen to adventure game characters.

[anonima]

turn into ham

terrible songs by west is lip

[Mr Nutt]

She Pays Taxes Without Dancing.

Things You Would Never Hear in a Horror Movie

[MichaelDearmanUK]

"What's that you say? Aliens have landed and they're replacing people with mindless husks? Gosh. I completely understand. We best take action, then."
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Worst things to hear on a guided tour.

[ShotgunStalker]

Torurist: "What are we wating for??"
Guide" Im still waiting for my guide."

Worst thing to hear when your parachutin

[RingmasterJ5]

RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!


Rejected Weird Al parodies.

[Power46]

"You're Pitiful" It's real. It was created by Weird Al and rejected by someone else's record company.

Rejected forum names.

[RingmasterJ5]

I'mASpamBot$$$.


Fake Weird Al Parodies.(I already know about "You're Pitiful".)

[Fealiks]

Fake Weird Al Parodies.(I already know about "You're Pitiful".)

Yeah, some people aren't getting this game. The point is to make stuff up, it's about improvisational comedy. But whatevs.

(By the way, in a clever twist, that was also my offer for a rejected Weird Al Parody. It was rejected because of a long title or something).

Things you don't want to hear from your significant other

[Mr Nutt]

I didn't say I'm from Iran I said I used to be a man (IT Crowd joke (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitle0t9r68ih?from=Main.DontExplainTheJoke)).

Shows that would never air.

[Hassat Hunter]

Snuff with celebrities (which, ironically, would be the only "with celebrities" worth watching :()

The newest technology of transportation...

[Mr Nutt]

The Apple iCar™/Microsoft Car™/Google Chrome Car™

Rejected 90s Comics.

[anonima]

that 90's comic

movies that would suck to you

[Hassat Hunter]

The Vampire Movie that sucks more than Twilight.

Most threatened people...

[RingmasterJ5]

Justin Bieber.

Rejected Internet memes.

[tredlow]

Something actually clever.

Rejected twist on LOST.

[Hassat Hunter]

The plane never crashed in the first place, it was all an LSD-induced trip because everybody onboard had a party with that stuff.

Newly discovered animal.

[Mr Nutt]

The Humion all the laziness of a human with all the added laziness of a lion that lives in a zoo.

Rejected Monkey Island Game.

[deadlinejon]

the waste problem of monkey island

regected jurrasic park sequils

[dentbuds]

Jurrasic Park 7: Velocoraptor goes to the dentist.

Homestar Runner toon name.

[Mr Nutt]

Strong Badman: 90's Edition (imagine Strong Badman if he was made by Rob Liefeld during the 90's).

Movies adaptions that will never happen.

[Remolay]

Farmville The Movie.



TVtropes get a Television Show deal, It's first episode involves...

[StinkomanFan]

Covering "the Animated Series"

Mario jumps on a.....

[anonima]

chicken

games that will never be on steam

[StinkomanFan]

DJ Hero 13: Eric Prydz vs the World

Comeback concerts that never took off.

[Remolay]

Owl City 2020



The greatest YouTube video never made

[StinkomanFan]

Fred gets the crap beaten out of him for 9 minutes straight

Horror-film flops

[Mr Nutt]

The Banning 2: Return of seibert999.

Rejected Puzzle Agent puzzles.

[Remolay]

If this is 3 (five fingers) then what is this (middle finger)?


The first thing my future wife will say after the wedding.

[Mr Nutt]

Let's go bungee jumping after we go and get you some life insurance.

Bad Things to Hear on Opening the Door in the Middle of the Night

[The Mighty M]

Dun-Dun-DUUUNN!

Bad thing to see after opening the door in the middle of the night

[Mr Nutt]

Doc: *Name here*! We've got to go to the future!
Other person: Why? What's the matter Doc?
Doc: It's about your kids *Name here*!
Other person: What about them?
Doc: Exactly!
Other person: What do you mean exactly?
Doc: I mean no woman will ever touch you so we need to go to the future to make you a mother.
Other person: This is heavy Doc!
Doc: If you think that's heavy just you wait for the 9th month!

A movie that Pixar would never make.

[Remolay]

The Divine Comedy. A Pixar Film.

Freddy vs. Jason vs...

[The Mighty M]

Sherlock Holmes!

Harry Potter and the...

[Mr Nutt]

Harry Potter and the Fatal Curse of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Rejected Personality Cores