Greetings

[Darth Vader]

I am Darth Vader. I recently received word from the International Bad Guys Alliance (IBGA) that our operative here, Andrew Ryan, was labelled as missing in action. I have been assigned to investigate. After studying your habits, I have found you to be weak. I must know the fate of Ryan. You will give me the information I need or I will take it from you. You do not have long, I suggest you comply.

[RingmasterJ5]

He got a new identity(Comrade Pants).

[coolsome]

say you are a traitor and a member of the rebel alliance!

[Klatuu]

Darth Vader! Only you could be so bold.

[Darth Vader]

He got a new identity(Comrade Pants).

So it seems. However, I must know of the truth with certainty. If your claims cannot be proven, you will be taken prisoner.

say you are a traitor and a member of the rebel alliance!

You are a traitor and a member of the Rebel Alliance!

[coolsome]

You are a traitor and a member of the Rebel Alliance!

:guybrush:

[Comrade Pants]

I was once Andrew Ryan, it is true. Nice trollplay account, Dashing!

[Darth Vader]

I was once Andrew Ryan, it is true. Nice trollplay account, Dashing!

You are mistaken.

Rejoin us before we reconsider our kindness. Do not think yourself irreplaceable, Ryan.

[Comrade Pants]

You are mistaken.

Rejoin us before we reconsider our kindness. Do not think yourself irreplaceable, Ryan.

Bah! Cthulhu is the only other bad guy with an underwater city, and I don't think he's inclined to share and let you play "Super Underwater City Clubhouse!" there. Also, you're right - Dashing wouldn't have said "You are a traitor and a member of the rebel alliance" because it's backwards. Don't make me dig out the script...

[Darth Vader]

Bah! Cthulhu is the only other bad guy with an underwater city, and I don't think he's inclined to share and let you play "Super Underwater City Clubhouse!" there. Also, you're right - Dashing wouldn't have said "You are a traitor and a member of the rebel alliance" because it's backwards. Don't make me dig out the script...

You can hardly expect me to recall everything I have ever spoken. Your insolence is intolerable. I grow very tired of this game, Ryan. If you are not willing to rejoin us, let it be known. Place the bounty upon your own head. It does not matter to me.

[Comrade Pants]

You can hardly expect me to recall everything I have ever spoken. Your insolence is intolerable. I grow very tired of this game, Ryan. If you are not willing to rejoin us, let it be known. Place the bounty upon your own head. It does not matter to me.

Look, it's cool. Trollplay got dull. Now if Boba Fett asked me, maybe. See, he's all respectable and stuff. Not like you.

[Darth Vader]

I shall inform the council of your choice. It is a poor one.

[Comrade Pants]

I shall inform the council of your choice. It is a poor one.

I await their inevitable reprisals.

Wow! Troll rehab is WORKING!

[Darth Vader]

It appears that the word "brainwash" has found another synonym.

[Secret Fawful]

There is a alliance of villainy and the Genius of Greatness and Evilness Fawful received no invitation for the party!? What is this madness of insanity and loserdom? I HAVE FURY!

Have I the trollplaying of correctness?

[Darth Vader]

There is a alliance of villainy and the Genius of Greatness and Evilness Fawful received no invitation for the party!? What is this madness of insanity and loserdom? I HAVE FURY!

Have I the trollplaying of correctness?

Invitations are not extended. If you wish, I will give you an application form. There is, however, a waiting period of which you should be made aware.

[Comrade Pants]

There is a alliance of villainy and the Genius of Greatness and Evilness Fawful received no invitation for the party!? What is this madness of insanity and loserdom? I HAVE FURY!

Have I the trollplaying of correctness?

You should have trollplayed as The Fear.
What a tweest!

[Secret Fawful]

I think I'll just go back to trollplaying as myself; that way I can wreak some REAL evil, unlike Robofetish Man here. Yeah Darth, we all know what a whiny bitch you were about Pammy or Padamommy or whatever her name was.

[Comrade Pants]

I think I'll just go back to trollplaying as myself; that way I can wreak some REAL evil, unlike Robofetish Man here. Yeah Darth, we all know what a whiny bitch you were about Pammy or Padamommy or whatever her name was.

Well said, Fawful. Well said.

[Darth Vader]

I think I'll just go back to trollplaying as myself; that way I can wreak some REAL evil, unlike Robofetish Man here. Yeah Darth, we all know what a whiny bitch you were about Pammy or Padamommy or whatever her name was.

You dare speak of my past? I could kill you in a heartbeat.

[Rather Dashing]

Guys, this was totally my gig first.

[Comrade Pants]

Guys, this was totally my gig first.

Yeah. Trollplay is an art and you're the progenitor... but I was the perfecter!

[Darth Vader]

There is that word again. I grow tired of your insistence that I am "playing".

[Avistew]

Maybe we should get a trollplay subforum.

[Comrade Pants]

Maybe we should get a trollplay subforum.

Second.

[Rather Dashing]

Then it would just be a ROLEPLAY subforum, though. The troll part only comes from the fact that they exist within the common conversational space.

[Secret Fawful]

You dare speak of my past? I could kill you in a heartbeat.

Good thing neither one of us has a heart then.

http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Groucho%20Marx.jpg

You know you don't hear me getting touchy about my past like some people. I've had hard times too. One time a guy tried to kill me because I was in love with his daughter. He said "Take advantage of my daughter will you!" I said "Sure, where is she?" Ah, love on the run. I did a lot of running that day.

[GaryCXJk]

Hey dawg, how's it feel being dead?

Or did I just spoil Return of the Jedi for you?

[Avistew]

Then it would just be a ROLEPLAY subforum, though. The troll part only comes from the fact that they exist within the common conversational space.

I hesitated when typing "trollplay", but then decided it still applied by virtue of being a mix of funny and annoying.

[Darth Vader]

Maybe we should get a trollplay subforum.

Then it would just be a ROLEPLAY subforum, though. The troll part only comes from the fact that they exist within the common conversational space.

I am not an "Internet Troll". Your culture has been studied and is of little worth. If you think that I will exert myself in causing you mild annoyance, your perception of me is greatly inaccurate. The only reason any of you are still alive is because you are being used as conduits of my terror. Your tales of my power will warn others not to reckon with me.

Good thing neither one of us has a heart then.

You know you don't hear me getting touchy about my past like some people. I've had hard times too. One time a guy tried to kill me because I was in love with his daughter. He said "Take advantage of my daughter will you!" I said "Sure, where is she?" Ah, love on the run. I did a lot of running that day.

The truly powerful find no use in running.

Hey dawg, how's it feel being dead?

Or did I just spoil Return of the Jedi for you?

...I do not understand what you mean.

[Rather Dashing]

I am not an "Internet Troll". Your culture has been studied and is of little worth. If you think that I will exert myself in causing you mild annoyance, your perception of me is greatly inaccurate. The only reason any of you are still alive is because you are being used as conduits of my terror. Your tales of my power will warn others not to reckon with me.
I'll be sure to tell tales of how Darth Vader pisses in his inhaler suit.

[GaryCXJk]

...I do not understand what you mean.

Oooooohhhhh.........

So your Death Star hasn't blown up yet?

[Secret Fawful]

The truly powerful find no use in running.


Just SLOOOOWWWWLY walking, letting every single one of your enemies know you're coming with your LOUD BREATHING. I'm terrified already.

[Darth Vader]

Oooooohhhhh.........

So your Death Star hasn't blown up yet?

You know of the Death Star? Then you should know that it is indestructible. If you were informed otherwise then I am afraid you have been lied to.

I'm terrified already.

So it would seem, Fawful. The sensation of a weakling's fear is a familiar feeling. I can sense your every emotion with more precision than even yourself.

I'll be sure to tell tales of how Darth Vader pisses in his inhaler suit.

Do not test my patience.

[Fealiks]

Maybe we should get a trollplay subforum.

I call dibs on LeChuck.

[Secret Fawful]

So it would seem, Fawful. The sensation of a weakling's fear is a familiar feeling. I can sense your every emotion with more precision than even yourself.

Your sarcasm detector seems to be unrepairable though. It would take an emo to have heightened sense of emotion. Which part of your relationship with Padme did you put that into practice I wonder. Was it when you choked her and left her for dead?

[Avistew]

I call dibs on LeChuck.

I may live to regret this post, but calling dibs is done by creating an account.

[Fealiks]

I may live to regret this post, but calling dibs is done by creating an account.

Nah, there'd be no point. People would know it was me. Besides, I don't think I'd be able to keep up the act.

If somebody were to create a LeChuck account other than me, though, people would think it was me... they'd get away with it scott free. Just throwing that out there.

[Comrade Pants]

Trollplaying is running rampant! What have we wrought, Dash? WHAT HAVE WE WROUGHT!?

[Rather Dashing]

Vader, what does the scouter say about his midichlorian level?

[Darth Vader]

Vader, what does the scouter say about his midichlorian level?

Who are you referring to?

[Comrade Pants]

Who are you referring to?

He's referring to Little Annie.

[Darth Vader]

I do not know of Little Annie. I cannot comment on their midichlorian level.

[Comrade Pants]

I do not know of Little Annie. I cannot comment on their midichlorian level.

It's the Jar Jar name for Anakin Skywalker, of course.

[Darth Vader]

How do you know this name?

[Comrade Pants]

How do you know this name?

I have sources... like that big guy in the diving suit who's been following you around for the past few weeks, moaning like a whale and using the giant power drill on stormtroopers.

[GuruGuru214]

Wait, does this mean you're really Andrew Ryan trollplaying as Comrade Pants?

[Comrade Pants]

Wait, does this mean you're really Andrew Ryan trollplaying as Comrade Pants?

That's up to you, buddy... but no.
Or maybe I was Fontaine all along!

[VeronicanPlay]

I am sorry mister Vader and everyone else, I don't mean to be intruding on your conversation. I would just like to ask a question there have been bugging me for a long time.
I have seen the adds, and been told by countless people, but I don't have enough substantial information that makes the rumours true.
So what better way than to ask one coming directly from the source.

Do you have cookies?

[Darth Vader]

I am sorry mister Vader and everyone else, I don't mean to be intruding on your conversation. I would just like to ask a question there have been bugging me for a long time.
I have seen the adds, and been told by countless people, but I don't have enough substantial information that makes the rumours true.
So what better way than to ask one coming directly from the source.

Do you have cookies?

Perhaps. Who wants to know?

[tabstis]

Aren't you dead? (and/or fictional)

[Darth Vader]

See my signature for your answer.

[tabstis]

So... why are you spending time on the Telltale Games forums when you should be conquering galaxies?

[Darth Vader]

It has been determined that "Telltale" may be a very influential institution in the future. As such, I am attempting to gather as much information as I can regarding its community.

[Alcoremortis]

...Don't you have a gazillion robot probes to do your information gathering for you?

[Darth Vader]

I do. They are proving to be quite unhelpful. I believe your people are calling them "spambots" and dismissing them on sight. I shall, however, continue to deploy them routinely.

[Fealiks]

Darth, you have 42 posts. Congribulations!

[ShaggE]

Uhh... yeah... Mr. Vader... can I call you Vadey? Yeah, Vadey. Vadey, you may want to be informed of a tiny hole in your Death Star. Maybe put some plywood over it or something. I get the feeling that hole might come back to bite you in the ass later on.

[tabstis]

Oh and Vadey, you might want to look after your children.

[Darth Vader]

Do not call me Vadey.

Uhh... yeah... Mr. Vader... can I call you Vadey? Yeah, Vadey. Vadey, you may want to be informed of a tiny hole in your Death Star. Maybe put some plywood over it or something. I get the feeling that hole might come back to bite you in the ass later on.

I assure you, no such weaknesses exist. The Death Star is impenetrable. If you desire to know just how impenetrable, I am sure I can arrange for you to be thrown at great speed against its hull.

[tabstis]

Vadey, I have a question concerning this clip. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK5CTd0OVLw) Has this in anyone reduced production levels in the Death Star?

[ShaggE]

I assure you, no such weaknesses exist. The Death Star is impenetrable. If you desire to know just how impenetrable, I am sure I can arrange for you to be thrown at great speed against its hull.

Fair enough, but I have another pressing question: Was Jar Jar Binks the true catalyst in your transformation from annoying but harmless kid to space emo to an evil mastermind who's only weaknesses are holes and eclairs?

[Comrade Pants]

Vadey, I have a question concerning this clip. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK5CTd0OVLw) Has this in anyone reduced production levels in the Death Star?

Curious minds demand to know!

[Ninja]

I can do Darth Vader's voice. But that aside, welcome to the forums.

[tabstis]

Vadey, I have a question concerning this clip. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK5CTd0OVLw) Has this in anyone reduced production levels in the Death Star?

Any objections, vadey? (5 points to anyone who gets that reference...)