Favourite lines from 305

[doodinthemood]

GO GO GO!

I laughed out loud at Sybil talking about her honeymoon, then Sam saying "That was a lovely story, and one you must never mention again in my presence"

What about yours?

[The_Hamburgaler]

"Why are you sad?" Said paco. "These changes are normal at your age."
"I wanted scaly bat wings! Not spine spikes!"

[lombre]

All of Curt's CSI-style quips were great.

"You COPS are really getting on my nerves."
"And soon Max's nerves... will be on you."
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[Laserschwert]

I loved Sam's "synopsis" of Escape from New York :D

[wellgolly]

http://imgur.com/ENxr5.png

[Teeth]

The whole routine which is basically a "screw you" to those who still won't stop going on about how much better Hit the Road was was my favourite. :D

[Captain Viku]

-Sam: One recipe to rule them all, and an egg for binding.
-Fake Max: Neeeeeeerrrrddd!
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-Sam: Molemen molemen molemen
-Sammun-Mak: for the last time stop it!
-Sam: Rabbit Season!
-Sammun-Mak: I SAID STOP-..wait, where't you suppose to say "Molemen"?
*door opens*
-Sammun-Mak: ...Damnit

[Laserschwert]

The whole routine which is basically a "screw you" to those who still won't stop going on about how much better Hit the Road was was my favourite. :D

"It was harder... and more complex... and longer... and the voices were..." :D

[Captain Viku]

Another one, not actually a line but: The faces of Sam and Paperwaite when Sybil's water breaks is absolutly hilarious...

[caeska]

When you use toothbrush with the rock in the cage on Skunkapes ship.
Forgot the exact line word for word but something about him being unable to move the rock and wishing he's paid attention to the curling finals in the Olympics.

[lombre]

Another good one:

Abe Lincoln: Now I'm not one for speeches...

[Tyraa Rane]

Another one, not actually a line but: The faces of Sam and Paperwaite when Sybil's water breaks is absolutly hilarious...

Dear God, this. I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard. (And I just about doubled over at, "...pennies?" too.) Honorable mentions also go to the Hit the Road shout-out, and this, which is currently my AIM status:

-Sammun-Mak: Why on earth should I help YOU?
-Sam: Because you're a brain in a jar, and I know how to boil things.

[Randulf]

Sam: I've changed Sybil; I totally get into the whole parenthood thing now.
Sybil: You do?
Sam: Tax deductions.

[Zeek]

I haven't memorized any notible lines yet, but I LOVE the concept of Satan producing a documentary in order to disassociate himself from what's been happening this entire season. :D

[Falanca]

Papierwaite: Who's that guy?
Sam: He's just the manifaction of Max's super-ego.
Papierwaite: Oh...
Norrington: Makes sense.

Random Gorilla Clone: See? Again with the hobos! What's his problem anyway?
Sam: Don't kill him, Flint. He's Grandpa Stinky.
Flint: Oh okay.

Sam: You're LYING!
Narrator: Oh well, I guess I have to come clean. I've been brought by much supreme beings in order to aid you in your quests. I believe likes of you can call me an "angel".
Sam: Oh... Really?
Narrator: Of COURSE NOT. I'm the manifestation of the superego of a psychopathic bunny who's gifted psychic powers and turned into a gigantic monster by a superpowered Toybox. Sometimes the best answer is the much simpler one.

Giant Max's Sailor Moon pose, Narrator's ability of working the title in aaand all Sam Jr. moments were also pretty great.

[wefeelgroove]

It was horrible!

This! I completely forgot it was the comics, too, but it doesn't make it any less funnier.

Another one, not actually a line but: The faces of Sam and Paperwaite when Sybil's water breaks is absolutly hilarious...

I nearly fell out of my chair at that happened. The look on their faces is just perfect.

One of my other favorites is the Narrator's title drop and subsequent nod to the audience: "Didn't think I could work in the title, did you?"

[Tarand]

The character intros were pretty good. The devil has a lawsuit against the makers of this game :)

[GinnyN]

The Intro of Sybil just crack me up.

Sam: I think you are just racionalizating all the bad things you are doing just to feel better to yourself
The Narrator: ... Dah... I'm the Super-Ego, that's basically what I do.

And all the part of Blowing up the North East Part of USA just because Max didn't hear him in his life. That was soooo Max. In a way.

Sam: I feel that was just yesterday when I see him hatch. Which is odd, because that happened just hours ago.

Momma Bosco: I see you are trying to write a letter, do you want any assistance?

And when you active Max's Controls but just the legs. That was fun, but I cannot remember it.

[queen_of_the_lobsters]

Papierwaite: I'm so nervous and frightened! All the blood is rushing to my brain!
Dr. Norrington: Walk it off, princess!

Flaming Head-Max: Troo-la-loo-la-loo...
Grandpa Stinky: Hey! That's an Irish lullabye!

Sam: What's the problem, junior?
Sam Jr.: (sobbing) I never learned to read!

[GinnyN]

Fake Max: Madre de Dios, La Cucaracha!

[Falanca]

And when you active Max's Controls but just the legs. That was fun, but I cannot remember it.

Max is doing Guybrush dance 8D

[Cheri]

Papierwaite: I'm so nervous and frightened! All the blood is rushing to my brain!
Dr. Norrington: Walk it off, princess!


When did this one happen?! I wanna hear iiiiit D:

[queen_of_the_lobsters]

When did this one happen?! I wanna hear iiiiit D:

Talk to Papierwaite when you just get into Max's stomach, but do it BEFORE you put the espresso in the food processor.

[Cheri]

Thank you! I'll be sure to do that next playthrough.

[richforce]

when you first try to control monster max (both with and without arms) and Sam, Sybil, Paperwaite and Norrington do a "Form Voltron" speech.

[Hubert]

Sam: "...and on my birthday, too...
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[Laserschwert]

Sam: You're LYING!
Narrator: Oh well, I guess I have to come clean. I've been brought by much supreme beings in order to aid you in your quests. I believe likes of you can call me an "angel".
Sam: Oh... Really?
Narrator: Of COURSE NOT. I'm the manifestation of the superego of a psychopathic bunny who's gifted psychic powers and turned into a gigantic monster by a superpowered Toybox. Sometimes the best answer is the much simpler one.

I think he even says "OF COURSE NOT, that would be stupid!", doesn't he? Which makes it even funnier :D

[Falanca]

I think he even says "OF COURSE NOT, that would be stupid!", doesn't he? Which makes it even funnier :D

Yeah I totally forgot that part! >.<

[tredlow]

Patton Oswalt.

[Fazz]

Sam: "...and on my birthday, too...
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Sam: You're LYING!
Narrator: Oh well, I guess I have to come clean. I've been brought by much supreme beings in order to aid you in your quests. I believe likes of you can call me an "angel".
Sam: Oh... Really?
Narrator: Of COURSE NOT. I'm the manifestation of the superego of a psychopathic bunny who's gifted psychic powers and turned into a gigantic monster by a superpowered Toybox. Sometimes the best answer is the much simpler one.

Those lines are pure genious. And I was expecting the Mariachis to appear. :'(

[Hassat Hunter]

Not just the lines are great here, but especially the "moves". So screenshots to do them justice...
http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/6411/lovesammax.th.jpg (http://img818.imageshack.us/i/lovesammax.jpg/)

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5954/sadmax.th.jpg (http://img148.imageshack.us/i/sadmax.jpg/)

[tabstis]

When Sybil starts telling the story and Sam blanks out... :D

[Overture]

When Sybil starts telling the story and Sam blanks out... :D

Yeah, I lost my mouthful of water at that point, and then his explanation of it afterwards "To avoid permanent damage" - :)

[SuperBosco]

Can somone make the screenshot of Sam and Paiperwaite after Sybil's water broke for 1600*1000, pretty please.

[SunnyGuy]

Sam: "...and on my birthday, too...
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When was this one?

[Planeforger]

When was this one?

I think that was in Max's Inventory, when you click on the Mariachi Frogs for the first time.

[Fazz]

Well in fact if I remember correctly the exact line was "for my birthday". Am I wrong?

[Player_2]

Sam: Sam & Max fans are the best in the world!

(Paraphrasing...)
Sam: Max's superego is a monochromatic, fey, British gentleman?
Narrator: Hmm. Yes. Well, you're fat. It seems that neither of us gets the respect we deserve.

Curt: Soon your BFF...will be DOA.
Chippy: PREEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOW!

There's probably a billion others, but...that's all I can remember right now.

[tabstis]

I don't know why but I really loved Stinky's 'God, keep up!' after she revealed that she was a mermaid :)

[Mooshiiii]

I wrote some verbatim as I was playing (mostly the pun-centered/nerdy ones so that I can intrduce my pun-loving nerdy friends to Sam and Max):

(looks at enzymes)
Sam:"I always knew Max was using performance enhancers"

Spore:"Another party member! Oh, this is going to be the best campaign ever!"

(sees the telephone)
Sam:"Must be a cellular phone."

Sam:"It sounds like you're just rationalizing away ever evil decision you make just to convince yourself it's right!"
Narrator:"Cha, yeah, SUPER-EGO! That's pretty much what I do."

+ The one in my siggy
Balso I love that 'Battery' Park was a park with GIANT batteries.

[Falanca]

Sam: How do you keep yourselves flaming, anyway?
Spore: WE ARE FUELED BY THE INEXTINGUISABLE FLAMES OF THE HUMAN IMAGINATION! Also, kerosene.
Sam: I can't see any kerosene. Where is the supply line?
Spore: That's none of your damn...
Sam: *slaps* Na-ah, noone else can use my little buddy's catchphrases.
*Spore flies away with a shocked face*

[The-J23]

Sam:I better stop talking until I can make Sybil believe I actually care about this whole "parenting" thing.
Sybil:REAL sincere, Sam!

I'll post more as soon as I remember them.

[Falanca]

Maimtrons: If you like it you should've put a ring on it, if you like it you should've put a ring on it...

And it actually fits the rythim o__o

[StrongBrush1]

I believe I already dedicated an ENTIRE GIANT THREAD to do this. (Link is in my signature.)

[EvilDeadFan]

Superball: "Did that rooster just lay an egg? I desperately wanted to see that sir, ask him if he will do it again please!"

[doodinthemood]

Superball: "Did that rooster just lay an egg? I desperately wanted to see that sir, ask him if he will do it again please!"

This! :D Totally forgot about that.

[Hassat Hunter]

When was this one?
Ask Superball to turn around for the second time.

(paraprasing:)
"I am inpervious to your bullets!"
"This is it. Next time I only take a case against enemies that get hurt by bullets."

[FankyMaloon]

The entire halftime conversation with the Narrator was just masterful writing! This is smart, insightful and funny stuff.

I replayed line after line in amazement! I even wrote down a sentence at the time, so this is just a slightly more accurate version of what Falanca already posted:

Narrator:
"I am the manifestation of the superego of a psychic rabbit detective, mutated into a gigantic beast by a toybox filled with toys from another dimension.
Sometimes, the simplest answer is the correct one."

[Ash735]

Fake Max: Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra
Granpa Stinky: Bah, Blasted, that's an Irish Lullaby!

Fake Max's: Come play with us Granpa, we will whisper sweet stories from the congressional record.

Sam: What do Nightmares taste like?
Max: Pepsi! (made better because I was drinking it at the time)

[wilhemscream]

When you ask Satan for the second time if he wants to join to the rescue party.

-I don't know if you get it, but I'm kinda bad.