Ideas for dialouge [Archive] - Telltale Games Forums

guybrush20X6

09/03/2010, 07:20 am

Post your ideas for potential dialouge in the game.

Heavy loses to tycho
(Heavy points his finger like a gun at Tycho)
tycho: Oh please threatening me with your invisible gun is not -
Heavy: POW!
(Tycho's head explodes)
Strong Bad: I may be a bit in over my head with this...
Max: Do it again! Do it again!

Edit: A competition to decide on the best suggested dialouge is now in progress. Here's the rules

1. You can nominate up to two snippets.
2. You cannot nominate yourself.
3. the top 5-10 willl be put into a poll and the a winner will be decided by puplic vote.
4. Their is no tangible reward for this contest. It's just a bit of fun. But maybe if Telltale takes notice...

P.S. You can nominate my enteries. Just saying ;)

StrongBrush1

09/03/2010, 01:30 pm

Max: Read em and weep: 3 dispencers and 2 Divs.
Strong Bad: Aw crap! All I got was 2 Skunkapes, a Homsar, a Scout and a lousy Monkey Dude!

Heavy: You may have outsmarted me Rabbit but let's see you outsmart Boolet! (Picks up Sasha)
Max: (Takes out Luger) Oh boy! It's just like my dad's poker games when I was young.

Telltale Games logo

Then some other logos to accompany the Telltale Games logo

Shot of a dark room with an empty table, a light shining on the table. Then Strong Bad takes a seat, followed by Max and Tycho.

STRONG BAD: Let's do this.

Fade to black

TELLTALE GAMES PRESENTS

Shot of heavy furiously putting a rock on the table.

HEAVY: HA! YOU LOSE!

ROCK, PAPER, BACCARAT

Tycho: So, Exactly Who are you?
Heavy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy. But my teammates call me Heavy.
Tycho: They got that right.

Strong Bad: So, Max, what's your favorite game?
Max: I like the one where I pick up random pedestrians and drive recklessly through the city and drop them off at God knows where.
Strong Bad: You mean Taxi Driver? That's a cool video game, man!
Max: Whoa, who said anything about video games?

Tycho: Don't you ever put on clothes, Max?
Max: I'm a wild animal. I'm supposed to be naked. It's expected of me.
Tycho: Is that a no?
Max: Not really.

Heavy: Where does little bunny keep his gun?
Max: That's none of your damn business. And don't call me a bunny!
Heavy: Aw, he's so cute when he's mad.
Max: Grrr...

I was just thinking of opening cutscenes for the diffrent characters:

Max's
Sam and Max are relaxing in the office (I.e. trying to shoot a fly) when...
RRIIINNNGGG!
I got it! I got it!
(Sam shoves max out the window)
Sam: Yeah? Uh'uh? Maybe? It's for you Max.
(Sam hands the phone to Max who's hanging out the window.)
Max: Yes? Right... With a flamethrower... I'm there.
Sam: Who was it? The Comisioner?
Max: Better. I've been invited to an interdimensional poker tournemt!
Sam: Why? You don't have any money.
Max: I don't but there's all that gold in fort knox just going to waste.
Sam: Gambling our nations financial security on games of chance, the greatest American tradition!

Tycho's Opening
(Phone Rings)
Gabe: Hello? Tycho, dude, it's for you.
Tycho: Yes? Yes? Yes? Hell No! Oh, alright. (he hangs up)
Gabe: Who was it?
Tycho: Some dude invited me to a poker tournament.
Gabe: Who's playing?
Tycho: A sociopathic rabbit, a Russian Soldier, and some kind of wrestleman.
Gabe: All right, have fun. You poor bastard.
Tycho: What?
Gabe: Nothing.

Heavy's
Engineer: We just recived order that one of us has to attend a Texas hold 'em poker tornement.
Scout: How 'bout Spy. He plays cards.
Spy: Non! I play Baccharach, not your stupid "Look at me maintain a straight face for 5 hours" game.
Scout: How about the Pyro. He/she/it has an incredible poker face.
Engineer: Don't you remember what happened the last time we tried "Go Fish" with him?
Scout: Oh yeah... got it mixed up with an ouigi board and somehow managed to channel the spirit of Thomas Jefferson.
Engineer: The rest of that night is something that still haunts my dreams.
(Heavy enters)
Heavy: What are you talking about?
Engineer: Poker tornument.
Heavy: Will there be sandviches?
Scout: I guess...
Heavy: COUNT ME IN!

Strong Bad
(ring)
Strong Bad: Hello? Yes? Okay, Count me in.
Strong Sad: Who was it?
Strong Bad: Some idiot invited me to a poker tournament.
Strong Sad: Are you going?
Strong Bad: I don't know. What else is there to do?
Strong Sad: I could read you some of the poetry I've written.
Strong Bad: Okay, I'm going.

To name a few from the speculation thread.

Strongsadioware

09/03/2010, 04:04 pm

Tycho: Hey, Strong Bad?
Strong Bad: Yeah?
Tycho: How do you play poker with boxing gloves on?
*strong bad's eyebrows are lowered*
Strong Bad: Max, after this hand, can I borrow your gun?
Max: I wouldn't recommend using it. You don't know where that gun's been.
Strong Bad: Where has it been?
Max: None of your damn buisness.

StrongBrush1

09/03/2010, 04:15 pm

Heavy: Sandvich, anyone?
Strong Bad: No, thank you.
Max: No.
Tycho: No.
Heavy: Hooray, More For ME! Om Nom Nom Nom

Strong bad: So, Max... If you're here, then's where's Sam?
Max: He's at home running the country for me.
Strong Bad: Can you ask Sam if he'll make a law which requires all extremely hot women to be within fifty feet of me and my awesomeness?
Max: That depends on whether or not I win.

Strong Bad: So, where exactly are we?
Tycho: We're at the inventory. This is an exclusive club, where all video game characters either take a break between games, or drown their sorrows when their series end.
Max: He's telling the truth. Me and Sam were regulars here for five years before Telltale gave us our big break. Real Shame about Bernard, though. He was such a nice guy.

guybrush20X6

09/03/2010, 04:29 pm

Tycho's victory

(Gabe is sitting on the couch when the Cheat land on his lap)
Tycho: I won us a new pet from a wrestle man.
Gabe: Awsome, maybe this one woun't barf all over the rug.
Div: I heard that!
Tycho: Also, are fully automatic miniguns illegal in this state?
Gabe: I think so..
Tycho: Then Sasha's all yours. Now If you'll excuse me this Luger and I have a date with a certain Mr. Franzibald.

Heavy's victory

Scout: What's all this crap?
Heavy: My winnings from cards last night.
Scout: Can I have this Luger?
Heavy: Sure take it. Is too small anyway.
Scout: What's this squeaky thing?
Heavy: He is my new teddy bear.
(The Cheat gulps)
(Scout picks up FF2000)
Scout: What's this hunk of junk.
Heavy: Not sure.
(A BLU Spy attempts to backstab Heavy but the FF2000 leaps at him.)
(Asorted screams and mechanical whiring)
Heavy: Fruit F[BLEEP]r is credit to team!
(Scout barfs.)

StrongBrush1

09/03/2010, 04:46 pm

Max's victory
Max: I'm back, sam! I won!
Sam: Sweet Gamblin' Jesus in a rap album! What did you win?
Max: Want a Fully-Automatic MiniGun?
Sam: Aw, Max. You know just what I want.
Max: I also got a new pet. He's specially trained to gnaw faces off.
The Cheat: Meh meh meh mezemeh!
Sam: Aw, he's adorable. And he should be able to help us with our rat problem.
Max: I also got something called an F-F-2000.
Sam: What does it do?
Max: You... don't want to know.

Strong Bad's Victory
Strong Bad: I'm back from the poker game. And I won!
Strong Mad: HOLY CRAP!
Strong Sad: What did you win?
Strong Bad: Let's see.. Fully automatic minigun... I think I'll sell it to Bubs for video game cash. And... a luger... I'll keep that as a "prop" for the next Dangeresque movie. And.. an F-F-2000. I'll give this to Homestar . It's rather... unpleasant.

PSI Guy

09/03/2010, 06:36 pm

I'd like to see how Max reacts to his head being worn as a hat.

RingmasterJ5

09/03/2010, 07:06 pm

Strong Bad Victory(This would never happen, but I think it would be awesome):
SB:Holy crap! I won the tournament!
SS:What did you win?
SB:This huge minigun, a Luger, and some watch. You can have it, not my style.
SS: Thanks.
(Gabe comes in, beats SS up and takes watch.)
SB: What...the...crap. That was awesome.

guybrush20X6

09/04/2010, 03:01 am

Strongsadioware

09/04/2010, 03:00 pm

Strong Bad: Okay, I'm outtta chips so it looks like I'm ganna have to bet this thing.
(puts a bound and gaged Homestar on the table)
Max: What does it do?
Strong Bad: Speaks gibberish and prances like amoron all day.
Max: I've beeen looking for a new secretery of sports.
Homestar: (muffled) Yay!

Or:

Strong Bad: Aw crumbs, outta chips. Gonna have to bet this thing then.
(puts homestar on table)
Tycho: What does it do?
Strong Bad: Speaks gibberish and prances like a moron all day.
Tycho: Alright, I need another guy to molest.
Strong Bad: Wait, what?
Tycho: Nothing...

Comrade Pants

09/04/2010, 03:17 pm

Heavy, when losing a hand: (distressed "ENTIRE HAND IS BABIES!"

Gman5852

09/04/2010, 03:40 pm

Max:he he he
Strong bad:wait that isnt our normal deck of cards.
Heavy:SPY mind reading cards
Max:yeah and your point is.

Strongsadioware

09/04/2010, 03:46 pm

Max: *laughing*
Strong Bad: Wait a second, that's not our NORMAL deck of cards!
Heavy: Leetle bunny eez spy! Mind reading cards are cheats!
Max: Yeah, and your point is?

Fixed it up for you.

Gman5852

09/04/2010, 03:49 pm

Heavy:man sandvich makes me thirsty
Strong Bad: here man try this
*takes out banang*
Max:*Shoots banang out of strong bad's hand*
Tycho:Why would do that?
Max:That's none of your damn buisness.

Strongsadioware

09/04/2010, 03:52 pm

Heavy: Man, sandvich make me thirsty!
Strong Bad: Here man, try this.
*takes out banang*
Max: *Shoots banang out of strong bad's hand*
Tycho: Why would you do that, asshole?
Max: Like the location of my gun, that's none of your damn buisness.

Sorry, I'm a bit of a grammar nazi.

Also, Heavy's improper grammar is intentional.

StrongBrush1

09/05/2010, 06:56 am

Tycho: Damnit! I'm out of chips. Guess i'll have to bet this. (Takes out FF2000)
Strong Bad: What the crap?
Max: What the hell is that?
Tycho: My Fruit F***er 2000.
Heavy: Keep it away from dealer!
(FF2000 leaps over off screen and attacks Dealer)
Dealer: AAAAAARGH! Get it off! It's killing me! NOOOOOOOO!
Tycho: I always suspected he was a giant fruit.

ABlackEyedPea

09/06/2010, 02:03 am

Heavy: Why plastic discs called chips? Is not edible, are they?
Strong Bad: They're good, if you like breaking your diaphragm on hockey pucks.
Max: Or communion wafers. Or bottlecaps. Or lug nuts.

StrongBrush1

09/06/2010, 07:17 am

Max: Okay, this is getting boring. Where are the refreshments? I need a bag of chips!
Strong Bad: I want my pork rinds!
Tycho: I was promised there would be DONUTS!
Heavy: I require SANDVICHES!

ABlackEyedPea

09/06/2010, 05:57 pm

Max: Hey, the luchador is cheating!
Heavy: Cheating? YOU FILTHY CHEATER!

[Strong Bad] has died. Respawn in 5 . . .

BoneFreak

09/06/2010, 06:25 pm

Post your ideas for potential dialouge in the game.

Heavy loses to tycho
(Heavy points his finger like a gun at Tycho)
tycho: Oh please threatening me with your invisible gun is not -
Heavy: POW!
(Tycho's head explodes)

Strong Bad: Aw, crap! Now I wish I had the fingers to do THAT!

AND

Heavy: Hahah! Tiny bunny miss straight! 1, 2, 3, 4, and 4! Haha!
Max: *shoots second 4 card once* And now, 5 dots. 1,2,3,4,5. Straight.
Heavy: EES NOT POSSIBLE! *flips over table*

guybrush20X6

09/07/2010, 05:02 am

Strong Bad: This is way better than the card games where I come from
(Flashback to Strong Bad asleep at the table while Strong Sad, Homestar and Homsar play some sort of Magic: The Gathering game)
Strong Sad: Homestar, your move.
Homestar: I choose: Baltimow Avenue!
Strong Sad: Umm... Homestar I think you've got the game mixed up with Monopoly again.
Homestar: Soooo... Do I get 200 dollews for passing go?
Strong Sad: Why don't you draw a new card from the deck?
(Homestar picks up an obviously hand writen card that sayss "go and bug Marzipan for a while")
Homestar: Wight away!
(Leaves)

DJSmartyP

09/07/2010, 05:51 am

"I'm Max, mighty....oh wait..."

guybrush20X6

09/08/2010, 03:33 am

Max: I got my $10,000 from the US treasury. Where did you get yours?
Heavy: Job pays very good. After all it costs $400,000 dollars to fire my weapon-
Tycho: For twelve seconds. We heard you the first time. I got my money for taking part in a rather disturbing averisment campain.
(Tycho holds up a poster with him hoding a glass of fruit juice which reads F---- F---er brand smothies: It's F---ing nutrisious)
Max: Where did you get yours SB?
Strong Bad: I, uh, recived it from all the hot celebrities that are totally waiting at mmy place right now.
Tycho: In the same way that Gabe "totally" set up a unicorn farm?
Strong Bad: Shut up! (to himself) and I thought Stong Sad was bad enough.
Caption: Meanwhile...
(Gabe in a field with dozens of unicorns)
Gabe: This rocks.

StrongBrush1

09/08/2010, 10:25 am

Regular Shtick:
Max: Asks people for law ideas.
Strong Bad: Asks people what their favorite videogame is.
Tycho: Asks people how they like their job.
Heavy: Asks obvious questions that never get answered.

Sir Pantalones

09/08/2010, 11:41 am

Max: So where do you keep that huge gun anyway?
Heavy: Is not your damn business, puny bunny man.
Max: Oh, I feel you, brother.

Or something, I'm not gonna try and get their personalities right. But I'm actually more curious to where Heavy stores his gun than where Max has his.

StrongBrush1

09/08/2010, 11:45 am

Or something, I'm not gonna try and get their personalities right. But I'm actually more curious to where Heavy stores his gun than where Max has his.
Another question: How did they get them through security?

koiboi59

09/08/2010, 11:53 am

Another question: How did they get them through security?

i wouldn't think they would go high budget in security (like they probably have strong sad as guard). even if they have a good security i don't think it would do any good. in fact i think they don't have security anymore for insurance reasons.

Trogdorman

09/08/2010, 04:17 pm

Strong Bad: Alright Bunny M'n!! Prepare to enter: (Lays out 4 jacks) THE JACKSHANK REDEMPTION!!!!!!

Max: Touche' Strong Bad. But a lagamorph always has (Lays out 4 aces) 4 ACES UP HIS SLEEVES!!!!!!!

Strong Bad: 4 ACES?!?!?!!? WHAT THE CRAP?!?!!? Where'd you keep 4 aces?!?!

Max: ...From my sleeves.

Strong Bad: you're naked! Where do you keep your sleeves?

Max: ..That...is none of your damn business Strong Bad.

StrongBrush1

09/15/2010, 03:56 pm

Will actually posted an actual quote:
All the voice has been recorded and it sounds good :) Hearing the Heavy and Strong Bad talk to each other is a weird and hilarious thing. "Tiny Heavy is disgrace to Heavy."

StinkomanFan

09/15/2010, 04:03 pm

Max: Oooh look, a gorilla escaped again!
Heavy: Bunny man best stop or I'll be using Sasha.

....Yes, I suck at witty banter

StrongBrush1

09/15/2010, 04:08 pm

koiboi59

09/15/2010, 04:13 pm

i suck at coming up with stuff so i'll give u guys inspiration: tycho and strong bad fighting. whoever comes up with the funniest gets cake.

StrongBrush1

09/15/2010, 04:17 pm

Tycho: I hate you.
Strong Bad: I despise you.
Tycho: I loathe you.
Strong: I abhor you.
Tycho: Uhhhh... DAMN! I can't think of any more.
Strong Bad: Yes! I win! Thank you, hidden thesaurus that I always keep in my pants for some strange reason!

Strog Bad zawesomeness

09/15/2010, 08:40 pm

(Strong Bad gets a flush)
Tycho: Yes I got a flush
Strong Bad: More like a flush down the toilet
Tycho: You're one to talk
Strong Bad: Hey I was trying to turn into a monster

If you don't get the joke look at the sbemail unnatural disasters

Alcoremortis

09/15/2010, 10:38 pm

Tycho: So, Heavy. What do you do for a living?
Heavy: I live at Gravelpit. I stand on giant mount outside Red Base and shoot at Blu team until chunks of baby men lie everywhere. What about you?
Tycho: I sit around on my ass and play video games.
Heavy: Yikes! You are dangerous!

This conversation brings to mind a rather interesting point. In the Penny Arcade comic, Tycho plays TF2. As the medic (usually). Hmmm....

I probably shouldn't dwell on this too long or my head will explode. :D

doggans

09/16/2010, 03:36 am

Tycho: I hate you.
Strong Bad: I despise you.
Tycho: I loathe you.
Strong: I abhor you.
Tycho: Uhhhh... DAMN! I can't think of any more.
Strong Bad: Yes! I win!

I find it unlikely that Tycho, with his pretentious vocabulary, would run out of synonyms for "hate" faster than Strong Bad. Tycho would go into longer and longer words, and Strong Bad would have to start making words up.

[/nitpicky fanboy]

koiboi59

09/16/2010, 11:55 am

ok my bad imagination has come up with one.

Strong bad: read em' and weep boys. pair of abdi's. i mean aces.
Tycho: ha, i got a straight!
Strong bad: *chuckles*
Tycho: whats that supposed to mean?
Strong bad:nothing, nothing. *mumblings*ostriches *more mumbling*

StrongBrush1

09/16/2010, 12:21 pm

Heavy: I have winning hand!
Tycho: Oh, yeah?
Heavy: Yes, I keep it in pocket.
Tycho: You're admitting to bringing extra cards?
Heavy: No, just extra hand. (pulls disembodied hand of Spy out of his pocket) See?
Strong Bad: (grossed out) *urk* Well, there goes my lunch.
Max: (scared) Right hand, did I ever tell you how much I appreciate you?
Tycho: (also grossed out) I wish I had a hat so I could vomit in it.

StrongBrush1

09/18/2010, 01:00 pm

Just a post of resurrection.

Intro to Game:

Epic Music.
Heavy walks in holding Sasha.
Max walks in holding Luger.
Strong Bad comes in with Dangeresque Glasses and his Nunchuck Gun.
Tycho walks in holding his FF200.
They all sit at the table.
(pause)
Strong Bad: All right, guys, you've all played the tutorial before, so you know how this works. I better win this time, because there's no quicker way to turn off the hotties than being a terrible poker player man.
(Flash card appears. Name: Strong Bad. Home: Free Country, USA. Most Valuable Item (MVI):The Cheat.)
Max: I'm ready. Flint Paper once told me that bad cards are no reason to get beaten by a buncha humps. (Flash card. Name: Max. Home: New York. MVI: Luger)
Heavy: You will be beaten. Best strategy against Heavy Weapons Guy? Do NOT bet against Heavy Weapons Guy. (Flash card. Name: Heavy. Home: Gravelpit. MVI: Sasha the Minigun.)
Tycho: You better be careful. My first response to an inveterate raiser is to shove chips down their throat until they **** like a slot machine. (Flash Card. Name: Tycho Brahe. Home: Seattle. MVI: Div the Div-X Player)
Strong Bad: Alright, Dealer man. Throw those cards at us.

BiggerJ

09/19/2010, 12:58 am

Tycho: Remind me, Max. Are you the Max who died forever?
Max (seductively): Would you like me to be dead?
Tycho: ...The prospect is now vaguely tempting.

Max: I can't help but wonder if I'm the only one who's made to kiss guys in fanfics. Those writers have no idea what Sam's breath is like.
Tycho: I have read descriptions of parts of Gabe I had previously only assumed to exist.
Heavy: WHY WOULD I BE LOVEY-LOVEY WITH MEDIC? HE IS LOUSY KISSER! ...Is what I have been hearing...
Strong Bad (somehow doing a traumatized thousand-mile stare): Senor. Cardgage. There are no words. Oh wait, yes there are. JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE! (teleports rapidly)

StrongBrush1

09/19/2010, 06:39 am

Max: Okay, I've been meaning to ask: Does everyone here have a sidekick? All I've been thinking about since I left New york has been "What's Sam up to."
(Cut to Sam, in a close-up)
Sam: I wonder what Max is up to. (Zoom out. Sam is defending himself from ninja cats) BACK, foul beasts! BACK, I say!
(Back to table)
Strong Bad: You're not the only one, man. I hope Homestar's okay.
(Cut to Homestar. He is tied up above a tank of water.)
Homestar: Strong Bad? Little Help? I'm still trying to get out of this Houdini-ma-tron. Stro' Bro'?
(Back to table)
Heavy: Ah, How I long to be back at Gravelpit killing the tiny Blu baby men. I wonder how The Team is doing without me.
(Cut to Gravelpit.)
Robo-Heavy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy. This is my weapon.
Scout: You're right, hardhat. It DOES sound like the real thing.
Engineer: I thought so. It better work, though. We've got Company! (Bullets shoot at the team.)
(Cut Back to table)
Tycho: I'm worried about Gabe. Who knows what kind of wierd stuff he does when I'm not there.
(Cut to Gabe)
Gabe: Looks like the coast is clear. (Takes copy of Metroid Other M and puts it in his pants.) Mmmmmm...
(Cut back to table)
Max: Eh, they probably just wait for us to get back.
Strong Bad: Yep. Uh-huh.
Heavy: Agreed.
Tycho. Yeah. That's it.

Katana

09/19/2010, 01:36 pm

(response to bluffing)
Max: In my administration...bluffing is punishable by death.
Strong Bad: Whoa. SOMEONE wants to get rid of all their chi-oh wait, I have to call, don't I? Uhhhhh....
Heavy: If you are trying to outsmart me...you will pay.

(showing a bad hand)
Tycho: See, if we were playing Tenth Edition rules, this hand would have creamed you all.
Heavy: Stupid, stupid, STUPID!! Bad cards!
Strong Bad: Ahhhhh, take it.
Max: Go ahead. Say something smart about it. I dare you.

BiggerJ

09/20/2010, 03:02 am

Tycho: So, Max, I suppose you're contractually forbidden for eternity to talk about the cancelled Freelance Police game...
Max: There's an entire chapter where I'm on fire! And yes.
Tycho: ...Well played, you magnificent bastard.

Tycho (low on cash and either bluffing or actually holding a good hand): Erg... I'd totally bet that sweet watch I once had... but Gabe has it right now and it only transfers ownership via murder. ...Could you please excuse me for a moment?
Heavy: I AM TORN! IS CHEATING, BUT IS ALSO KILLING!
Max: But if he's not bluffing, it's also winning.
Heavy: LITTLE RABBIT IS GOOD AT SOLVING MORAL QUANDARY! STAY IN CHAIR, LITTLE SWEATER MAN!
Tycho: Oh, real cool, Max.
Max: Thank you.

Gman5852

09/22/2010, 04:19 pm

Heavy:HEY BUNNYMAN IS CHEATING HE HAS CARDS HIDDIN
Strong Bad:at least it isnt his mind reading cards
Tycho:Where does he keep the extra cards?
Max:Thats none of your damn buisness.

StrongBrush1

09/22/2010, 04:41 pm

(Upon Losing):
Heavy: I lose? Waaaaaah! Goodbye, Sasha...
Strong Bad: WHAT?!? That was luck! Rotten crappy luck! Sorry, the Cheat.
Max: You'll pay for this! Beating the president at poker ought to be illegal! Well, I better go tell Sam to get me that harpoon gun...
Tycho: I LOST?!? DAMNIT! *sigh* Oh well. Take good care of Div. I better get back to Seattle. Gabe's not supposed to be alone.

isco

09/27/2010, 06:27 pm

Max: Hey heavy.

Heavy: Wat leetle bunneh?

Max: As president I promise to trade a huge ammount of "sandviches" in trade of that minigun.

Heavy: GOOD IDEA!

*I'll think up more soon.

StrongBrush1

09/28/2010, 10:51 am

Max: Hey heavy.

Heavy: Wat leetle bunneh?

Max: As president I promise to trade a huge ammount of "sandviches" in trade of that minigun.

Heavy: GOOD IDEA!

As much as Heavy likes sandviches, I don't think he'd be entirely willing to give up Sasha.

pepsiboy3

09/28/2010, 01:27 pm

(the tittle of sonic colors gameplay trailer Commentary appers)

(the words pop-up)

Jason Griffith/Roger Craig Smith
as
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

Dennis Bateman
as
SPY

Matt Chapman
as
STRONGBAD
and
STRONGSAD

Dalton reed
as
HIMSELF

Gary Schwartz
as
THE HEAVY

William Kasten
as
MAX

Jerry Holkins
as
TYCHO

(the injoy appers)

Dalton: ok oh wait what did i got agian

strongbad: you also got strongbad

max: max

heavy: heavy's weapon guy

tycho: and tycho you kid

Dalton: so hey did you heard of sonic colors?

strongbad, heavy and max: NO!

tycho: i heard of it

strongbad: how did you know?

tycho: i also check the website at sega.com and-

Dalton: you also wacth sonic colors teaser trailer

the heavy: *ahem*

Dalton: oh yeah, on with the trailer

(the trailer apperes and the rattings E logo)

strongbad: WHATVRYWHAT

Dalton: EVRYONE

strongbad: whatever

(sega logo apperes)

max and tycho: SEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAH

Dalton: well unlease is a-

Heavy: PAUSE

(pause)

the heavy: who is Jean Paul Makhlouf?

tycho: he's a singer from the CA$H CA$H

max: whoa look he's naked

dalton: yeah i get it sega made sonic naked beacuse...

strongbad: beacuse what?

dalton: he's furry so as max

heavy: HA WHO'S A LITTLE FURRY MAN

strongbad: WOA WOA PAUSE HERE PLEASE

(pause)

strongbad: WHAT THE CROP WAS THAT

max: it looks like skun-ape's enemy's

dalton: that whips

tycho: What The Fu-- (beep) ck

heavy: i could get one of those

sonic: if you wanted to-

strongbad, heavy, tycho, max and dalton: OMG

sonic: what?

dalton: SONIC I AM YOUR BIGGIST FAN

max: so as mario

sonic: you mean that old man yeah we went to oplympics in 2 years and last vancover 2010

tycho: i never seen you there at real life

sonic: but i in the game

(heavy's point at sonic)

heavy: you

sonic: me?!

heavy: yes yo, you are SPY

(sonic turns into a blu spy)

spy: YESS but a cou-

(??? points at spy)

???: LAZER

(??? kill him)

spy: (scream) AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

dalton: is tha-

real sonic: SONIC IS MY GAME, SPEED IS MY GAME

max: yup thats him allrigth

strongsad: ITS TRUE YOU KNOW, SO I TELL HIM TO SAY THAT-

strongbad: QUITE YOU

dalton: so we migth-

evrybody: REACH FOR THE STARS TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGTH.............. (lower voice) TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGTH

the trailer ends...

________________________________

i hope you could got my back

RingmasterJ5

09/28/2010, 02:21 pm

(Post too long to quote without making thread ugly)

I have no words for.... that. Sonic, Jean Paul Makhlouf, or David Reed(whoever they are) will not be in Poker Night. The Spy, maybe in a cutscene or something, but don't count on it.

StrongBrush1

09/28/2010, 02:23 pm

Max: (after player has waited one minute to press anything) Are they asleep out there? (to camera) HELLO? YOU'RE PLAYING A GAME! Remember?
Strong Bad: (also to camera) Press a button or something, man, we're not getting any younger!
Tycho. (also to Camera) I know where you live, dude. I will come to your house and F*** YOU UP.
Heavy: (also to camera) PRESS BUTTON OR HEAVY WILL USE SASHA!

isco

09/28/2010, 05:00 pm

Strong Bad (in middle of game): Doodly doodly dooo checkin my e-mail....

Max: Seriously?! We're in the middle of a game here!

Heavy: Leetle man don't make me use sasha!

Strong Bad: Fine! Jeez...

koiboi59

09/28/2010, 05:22 pm

isco

09/28/2010, 05:32 pm

strong bad: ok guys, let me just check my polish email, its sunday alright?

heacy: fine

max: whatever

tycho: *snickers*

strong bad: dear strong bad, how do u type with BOXING GLOVES ON!?!?!!?!?! FROM TYCHO!?!?!?!?!!?

tycho:*breaks out in laughter*

*strong bad reaches for sasha*

It should be like this: (edits!)

Strong Bad: Aw crap I forgot to check my e-mail before i left for this tournoment. You guys mind if I check it?

Max: Eh, whatever

Tycho: Sure. *Laughs*

Heavy: YAH.

*Strong Bad get his computer and drops it on the table.*

Strong Bad: Doodley dodly doo checkin' mah e-mail while playing poker....
Ah! Now lets see here....

Dear Strong Bad,

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

from Tycho Somewhere USA.

*Strong Bad starts to answer in his noram e-mail answering fashion....

Well typo I can type with boxing gloves on because...
Waita minute... TYCHO?!?

Strong Bad: Oh you you're gonna get it now...

Tycho laughs uncontrobly.

Max: Here we go again.

StrongBrush1

09/29/2010, 02:38 am

Strong Bad: Hey, Max! I got another email that's for you.
Max: Dear Max. Where do you keep your gun. Sincerely, Tycho.
Tycho: (Laughs)
Max: Hey, Heavy. Mind if I use Sasha for a second?

Clord

09/29/2010, 02:45 am

after characters lose, they should stay nearby and make fitting comments of what is going on and more.

OttersPod

09/29/2010, 09:15 pm

Admittedly, this would have to be an end of the game cutscene. And really only if SB wins...

Gabe: Okay, what are you doing?
Tycho: I'm writing an angry e-mail regarding a travesty I witnessed last Poker Night.
Gabe: An angry email. About poker. He's not gonna read it.
Tycho: Oh, he'll have to...he has no choice.
~scenechangescenechangescenechange~
SB: Checkin' my e-mail, like all the bad boys dooooo! "Dear Strong Bad, **** you! I saw you hiding cards in those ****ing gloves of yours last week! Be forewarned, I will have my revenge next week! Sincerely, Tee-cho Braaye?" Listen, TEE-cho, I understand that this e-mail is...kcchhh! Oh, no, my computer is crashing. What will I do. Looks like I'll just have to skip the sbemail this week...Da Cheat! We need to work on our game! Like...poker...game.

~and scene!~

Eh...not the best I've thought of...prolly better as a visual

pepsiboy3

09/30/2010, 03:47 pm

(esrb appers)

esrb voice: rated T TO M

(telltale games logo appers)

narrator: well all of these other games blow your mind away, well you never seen this togetor

(the heavy, tycho, max, and strongbad are walking are the city)

(homestar appers)

homestar: hi strongbad

strongbad: go away you moron

homestar: ok but you know that a porker-

tycho: whoa whoa wait a minute you say theres a porker night is tomoro night?

homestar: yeah well long time ago

(flash back at the marzapan's house)

(homestar poper pops-up)

homestar poper: i was in house reading the newspaper

homestar poper: and then is their a porker nigth game thingy

(back the the present of the future and the stop noise)

max: WHOA WHOA ARE YOU SERISLY

homestar: yeah so

tycho: where at?

homestar: at that telltale ware house

strongbad: ok lets do it

the heavy: COUNT ME IN

(back to the narrator)

narrator: this fall, these together is gotta get, THE TELLTALE ALL-STAR

(at the gameplays)

(back to narrator)

narrator: these will blow your mind only six episode

(from the creators of SCG4AP, TEAM FORTRESS 2)

(and the awards winnings TEXAS HOLD' EM)

Narrator: be there at the TELLTALE ALL-STAR

(TELLTALE ALL-STAR appers)

(fall 2010 appers)

(www.telltalegames.com appers)

and oh i call that tittle a telltale allstar so clickhere http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=16479

StrongBrush1

09/30/2010, 03:53 pm

Ow ow ow ow owowowowow! It hurts my brain! Kill it with fire!

koiboi59

09/30/2010, 03:59 pm

strong bad: aha, royal flush, give me my winnins suckas!

tycho: wait a minute, what the **** is that yellow thing?

the cheat: *the cheat noises, some bleeped out*

strong bad: the cheat, quit talkin like a sailor.

max: thats more then enough proof for me to see cheating. *takes out luger*

heavy: *raises sasha*

tycho: *turns fruit ****er on*

strong bad: uh oh, things are about to get a whole lot more unfortunate, the cheat! Frappe now!

the cheat: *affirmitive the cheat noises and presses button on the blender*

*both are gone*

heavy: huh

max: what the hell?

tycho: damn it! oh wait, the moron left his money on the table.

*meanwhile at the house of the brothers strong*

strong bad: AW CRAPSICLES!!!!! *kicks the cheat into strong sad with the chicken pox*

OttersPod

09/30/2010, 06:14 pm

To be honest, if Tycho manages to call someone--anyone--a "chuwero", this game will be worth every penny of my $4.49.

StrongBrush1

10/06/2010, 11:42 am

We interrupt your regularly scheduled "Telltale Smash Bros." to bring you "Poker Night at the Inventory"!
Max: Wait, what?
Strong Bad: Aw man! I woulda creamed you guys.
Tycho: I took a ninjitsu class for THIS?
Heavy: HEAVY IS NOT PLEASED!

Gman5852

10/10/2010, 01:49 pm

pepsiboy3

10/12/2010, 01:02 pm

Tycho: wow the heavy won
Max: Damn
Strong Bad:Hey I let him win
Tycho:well here is your prize, our money combined is $20
Heavy:Yes now I can buy my favorite video game
Strong Bad:Team fortress 2?
Heavy:No that game STUPID
Max:then what are you getting
Heavy: DORA!!!!

i got a better way ;)

annocer: THE WINNER IS HEAVY
Tycho: wow the heavy won
Max: Damn
Strong Bad:Hey I let him win
Tycho:well here is your prize, our money combined is $20
Heavy:Yes now I can buy my favorite video game
Strong Bad:sonic 4?
Heavy:No that game are for BABY'S
Max:then what are you getting
Heavy: SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2!!!
?????: i hope you could say that again
Strong bad: WHAT THE CROP WAS THAT?!
Max: that voice sound like sonic
Tycho: place y bet ya
(tycho turns into A velociraptor!)
Strong bad: WOAH
Max: EEK
Heavy: TYCHO IS-
Raptor: It was I! A-
Sonic: velociraptor!
Raptor: SONIC?
Sonic: yes
Raptor: DIE *snarf*
(allways goes black)
SONIC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(game over apperes)
___________________________________________-
yeah my bad about the copyright ways L:(L

pepsiboy3

10/12/2010, 01:19 pm

Strong bad: YESS
tycho: CRAP
(rabbids apperes)
rabbids: BHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Max: hey what was that
rabbids: boh?
tycho: uh... that was your-
heavy: WHAT?
TYCHO: uh... LOOK A TRODGOR, A BLU SPY AND A PHONE IS RIGGNING
(max, heavy and strongbad look around)
strong bad: WHAAAAT?!
heavy: WHERE!
max: I GOT IT
(tycho left away with rabbids)
(heavy, max and strongbad looks back)
strongbad, heavy and max: HEY)
strong bad: aw crap they ran away and left there money
heavy: mabey....*snif*...mabey....
OTIS AS NARRITOR: {voiceover, reading the words on screen} MEANWHILE AT THE TYCHO'S HOUSE
tycho: AW CRAP RABBIDS NOW WHAT DID YOU DONE
rabbids: BHHHAAAAAAAAA-
(tycho kicks the rabbids)

SHODANFreeman

10/12/2010, 01:24 pm

Are you like ... 4 years old? I mean, seriously, what the hell am I reading? :confused:

StrongBrush1

10/12/2010, 01:29 pm

i got a better way ;)

annocer: THE WINNER IS HEAVY
Tycho: wow the heavy won
Max: Damn
Strong Bad:Hey I let him win
Tycho:well here is your prize, our money combined is $20
Heavy:Yes now I can buy my favorite video game
Strong Bad:sonic 4?
Heavy:No that game are for BABY'S
Max:then what are you getting
Heavy: SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2!!!
?????: i hope you could say that again
Strong bad: WHAT THE CROP WAS THAT?!
Max: that voice sound like sonic
Tycho: place y bet ya
(tycho turns into A velociraptor!)
Strong bad: WOAH
Max: EEK
Heavy: TYCHO IS-
Raptor: It was I! A-
Sonic: velociraptor!
Raptor: SONIC?
Sonic: yes
Raptor: DIE *snarf*
(allways goes black)
SONIC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(game over apperes)
___________________________________________-
yeah my bad about the copyright ways L:(L

Strong bad: YESS
tycho: CRAP
(rabbids apperes)
rabbids: BHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Max: hey what was that
rabbids: boh?
tycho: uh... that was your-
heavy: WHAT?
TYCHO: uh... LOOK A TRODGOR, A BLU SPY AND A PHONE IS RIGGNING
(max, heavy and strongbad look around)
strong bad: WHAAAAT?!
heavy: WHERE!
max: I GOT IT
(tycho left away with rabbids)
(heavy, max and strongbad looks back)
strongbad, heavy and max: HEY)
strong bad: aw crap they ran away and left there money
heavy: mabey....*snif*...mabey....
OTIS AS NARRITOR: {voiceover, reading the words on screen} MEANWHILE AT THE TYCHO'S HOUSE
tycho: AW CRAP RABBIDS NOW WHAT DID YOU DONE
rabbids: BHHHAAAAAAAAA-
(tycho kicks the rabbids)

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/29568/original/i_dont_even_cat.jpg?1260115989

koiboi59

10/12/2010, 02:27 pm

When I read it, I caught fire. It burned, a lot! Kid, learn to speak american before you post again.

flesk

10/12/2010, 09:49 pm

And please quit it with the Mario, Sonic and Rabbids spam already. I'm fond of Mario myself, but I don't need him to appear in every game I play, and this isn't the place for it.

The Highway

10/13/2010, 12:47 am

When I read it, I caught fire. It burned, a lot! Kid, learn to speak american before you post again.

*facepalm*

The language is called ENGLISH

koiboi59

10/13/2010, 10:59 am

*facepalm*

The language is called ENGLISH

This is america, not england. we don't go "pip pip" "cheerio" "big ben" "fish and chips". WE SPEAK AMERICAN (i hope you understand that i put down american instead of english on purpose).

jaden551

10/13/2010, 09:58 pm

flesk

10/13/2010, 09:59 pm

This is america, not england. we don't go "pip pip" "cheerio" "big ben" "fish and chips". WE SPEAK AMERICAN (i hope you understand that i put down american instead of english on purpose).

You know this forum is open to us foreigners, right? And proficiency in English is all that's required by any of us to be able to understand and be understood by our fellow forumites. Anyway, if you're going to make that distinction, it's American English contra British English. Your comment looks very nationalistic, and not in the good way.

Alcoremortis

10/13/2010, 10:25 pm

This is america, not england. we don't go "pip pip" "cheerio" "big ben" "fish and chips". WE SPEAK AMERICAN (i hope you understand that i put down american instead of english on purpose).

Erm...I'm American and have occasionally made references to Big Ben. I also happen to quite like fish and chips and am able to tell a waiter that I would like some. I also enjoy Cherrio's. I've never said "pip pip", but then again I doubt most British people have said that either, so I don't think it's much of a distinction.

StrongBrush1

10/14/2010, 02:42 am

This is america, not england. we don't go "pip pip" "cheerio" "big ben" "fish and chips". WE SPEAK AMERICAN (i hope you understand that i put down american instead of english on purpose).

It's still technically incorrect. And I do believe there is not much distinction between British English and American English. Good day, sir.

Ribs

10/14/2010, 02:44 am

It's still technically incorrect. And I do believe there is not much distinction between British English and American English. Good day, sir.

He was kidding

GeorgeC

10/14/2010, 07:14 am

Surprised no one has incorporated Max saying "Don't say *word*, *person who said word*

koiboi59

10/14/2010, 10:58 am

He was kidding

That was exactly my point. I was just listing random stuff people try to say when immitating a british accent. And i know the correct term is english not american. that whole post was a bunch of sarcasm. You people take stuff waaaaaay to seriously.

StrongBrush1

10/14/2010, 03:28 pm

That was exactly my point. I was just listing random stuff people try to say when immitating a british accent. And i know the correct term is english not american. that whole post was a bunch of sarcasm. You people take stuff waaaaaay to seriously.

Sarcasm is not easily detected over the internet, you know.

koiboi59

10/14/2010, 04:17 pm

Sarcasm is not easily detected over the internet, you know.

oh how can you honestly believe someone thinks the language is called american? its obviously ridiculous and i don't think even pepsi would call it that.

Alcoremortis

10/14/2010, 06:12 pm

GeorgeC

10/15/2010, 04:32 am

Everyone chill out, It seems the Brits hate being stereotyped (I'm British and I don't mind)

Americans seem to take steretyping quite well, If you were stereotyping one here, you'd probably say the same as koiboi59 except "we don't say things like "oh my god", "want a hamburger", "my car does 1 mile to the gallon"

It's all in jest, chill out

GeorgeC

10/15/2010, 04:34 am

Double Post :(

koiboi59

10/15/2010, 10:48 am

GeorgeC

10/15/2010, 10:52 am

ha! thats actually sort of clever. anyway, sorry if i offended anyone. now lets all get back to the topic.

Agreed!

StrongBrush1

10/15/2010, 02:52 pm

Lets get back on topic, shall we?

Tycho: I have a Fruit F***er and I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

Gman5852

10/16/2010, 04:07 am

Heavy:STRONG BAD IS SPY!!!
Strong Bad:What, no I'm not
Heavy:OH
Spy:just keep thinking that
Heavy:WHAT
Strong Bad:Nothing.

StrongBrush1

10/16/2010, 08:39 am

Heavy: Little Heavy is SPY!!!
Strong Bad: What? No I'm not!
Heavy: Oh. Sorry, little Heavy.
Spy: Yeah, you just keep thinking that.
Heavy: WHAT?
Strong Bad: Nothing.

Fixed.

Remolay

10/16/2010, 09:38 am

Heavy: Entire game is BABIES!
Max: I'm not a baby, I'm a lagomorph.

StrongBrush1

10/16/2010, 09:54 am

Congratulations! You have won as (insert character here)!

You have now unlocked a new character!

(Options Below)
Max: First time: Sam, Second time: Guybrush Threepwood
Strong Bad: First Time: Homestar Runner, Second Time: Dank
Heavy: First Time: Scout, Second Time: Marty McFly
Tycho Brahe: First Time: John Gabriel, Second Time: Wallace

All Characters: First Time: Nelson Tethers, Second Time: Customizable Character

Not really a quote, but it's an idea.

Javi-Wan Kenobi

10/16/2010, 10:08 am

Heavy: Entire game is BABIES!
Max: I'm not a baby, I'm a lagomorph.It's funny, this reminds me the Spanish translation of the "They're mine, not'chos" joke on S&M season one, where they changed the name from "not'chos" to "ma'chos" and the joke was "Ma'cho tú, yo soy un conejo"

anonima

10/16/2010, 10:13 am

StrongBrush1

10/16/2010, 10:16 am

i know i am you sidekick but that is a crazy idea

Thank you for that lack of support.

doggans

10/16/2010, 10:42 am

i know i am you sidekick

Whoa, plot twist.

"I was YOU all along!"

koiboi59

10/16/2010, 10:43 am

Whoa, plot twist.

"I was YOU all along!"

um what?

doggans

10/16/2010, 10:45 am

I was joking about how you forgot the "r" in the word "your", making it look like you were saying "I know I am you, sidekick."

StrongBrush1

10/16/2010, 11:49 am

And now we're off topic again. Wonderful.

Remolay

10/16/2010, 12:15 pm

Heavy: Here, Tiny Heavy get Tiny Sasha.
Strong Bad: Woah, Really? Lord knows how much havoc I'll wreck with this baby.

pepsiboy3

10/17/2010, 01:51 pm

Heavy:STRONG BAD IS SPY!!!
Strong Bad:What, no I'm not
Heavy:OH
Spy:just keep thinking that
Heavy:WHAT
Strong Bad:Nothing.

Heavy:STRONG BAD IS SPY!!!
Strong Bad:What, no I'm not
Heavy:OH
Strongbad:{spy voice} just keep thinking that
Heavy:WHAT
Strong Bad:Nothing
{max using mind reader to strongbad}
strong bad's mind: {spy voice} i hope max is using the mind reading on m-
max: AH HA!
Strong bad: {spy voice} uh-oh
{heavy point to strong bad}
heavy: POW!
{strong bads i mean BLU spy's head SPLODE}
blu spy: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tycho: but wheres the real strong bad?
{Strong Bad appears to behind tycho}
strong bad: where that spy i need to kill him
max: fist word we all ready kill the blu spy
strong bad: oh
max: second WHERE HAVE Y0U BIN?
strong bad: sorry but is realy long story
otis as narrator: {reading the words on screen} 3 HOURS LATER
{to strong bad and max} http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/39/strongbadmax.jpg/120px-strongbadmax.jpg
strong bad: and so i was telleport back here just like my own Big Butts
max: you could say that again
tycho: ahem
strong bad: oh right the porker game
{The Compé-per comes up, it says "GAME OVER"}
STRONG BAD: {looks down} Hey! Whose side are you on, anyway?
max: {looks down} as the president i comand you to leave please
{Compé-per is pulled back off-screen. Some blows are exchanged, and The Paper comes up, its says just kidding keep playing.}
STRONG BAD: {smiles} The Paper! You came back!! and nice going down on the screen
the heavy: who is paper again
tycho: lets just go already
{The Paper goes back down.}

StrongBrush1

10/17/2010, 01:56 pm

Heavy:STRONG BAD IS SPY!!!
Strong Bad:What, no I'm not
Heavy:OH
Strongbad:{spy voice} just keep thinking that
Heavy:WHAT
Strong Bad:Nothing
{max using mind reader to strongbad}
strong bad's mind: {spy voice} i hope max is using the mind reading on m-
max: AH HA!
Strong bad: {spy voice} uh-oh
{heavy point to strong bad}
heavy: POW!
{strong bads i mean BLU spy's head SPLODE}
blu spy: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tycho: but wheres the real strong bad?
{Strong Bad appears to behind tycho}
strong bad: where that spy i need to kill him
max: fist word we all ready kill the blu spy
strong bad: oh
max: second WHERE HAVE Y0U BIN?
strong bad: sorry but is realy long story
otis as narrator: {reading the words on screen} 3 HOURS LATER
{to strong bad and max} http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/39/strongbadmax.jpg/120px-strongbadmax.jpg
strong bad: and so i was telleport back here just like my own Big Butts
max: you could say that again
tycho: ahem
strong bad: oh right the porker game
{The Compé-per comes up, it says "GAME OVER"}
STRONG BAD: {looks down} Hey! Whose side are you on, anyway?
max: {looks down} as the president i comand you to leave please
{Compé-per is pulled back off-screen. Some blows are exchanged, and The Paper comes up, its says just kidding keep playing.}
STRONG BAD: {smiles} The Paper! You came back!! and nice going down on the screen
the heavy: who is paper again
tycho: lets just go already
{The Paper goes back down.}

That was pointless and made my brain hurt.

StrongBrush1

10/17/2010, 02:03 pm

RingmasterJ5

10/17/2010, 02:04 pm

STOP POSTING ALREADY!

QFT. When will Pepsi learn what copyright means?

koiboi59

10/17/2010, 03:46 pm

{fixed}

Congratulations! You have won as (insert character here)!

You have now unlocked a new character!

(Options Below)
Max: First time: Sam, Second time: Guybrush Threepwood third time: super mario
Strong Bad: First Time: Homestar Runner, Second Time: Dank third time: stinkoman
Heavy: First Time: Scout, Second Time: Marty McFly third time: Saxton Hale
Tycho Brahe: First Time: John Gabriel, Second Time: Wallace third time: sonic the hedgehog

All Characters: First Time: Nelson Tethers, Second Time: Customizable Character

thats my idea.

You see pepsi, this is what we call copyright. you take something of someones (In this case Strongbrush's ideas) and you slightly tweak them or use them (Such as adding only 4 characters to it, 2 of which we told you to shut your mouth about, 1 which may just appear as a reference/easter egg but won't appear in the game, and one who i have no idea who the hell they are).

I have a feeling his attention span won't comprehend that so let me put in in a short, simple sentence, *ahem*: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NameOfUser

10/17/2010, 03:59 pm

Either pepsi is astronomically stupid, or a troll. Considering he just blatantly stole someone's idea, I'm leaning towards the latter.

RAnthonyMahan

10/17/2010, 05:35 pm

Either pepsi is astronomically stupid, or a troll. Considering he just blatantly stole someone's idea, I'm leaning towards the latter.

Never underestimate human stupidity. As likely as it is he's a troll, it's just as likely, maybe even more, that he's just very, very, very stupid.

Either way, something needs to be done about him.

NameOfUser

10/17/2010, 06:04 pm

All right, I got a suggestion;

Tycho: All right heavy, your turn to call.
*Heavy sits stiffly in his seat, staring into space*
Strong Bad: Uhh... comrade? You feeling okay?
*Heavy remains stiff*
Max: well you gotta admit, he's got one hell of a pokerface.
*Heavy suddenly grins widely*
Heavy: POW! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! KEEP CRYING BABIES! *Head waves around erratically*
Tycho:... What the f***?
Heavy: POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POODISPENSOR HERE
*Heavy suddenly gets up from chair*
Strong Bad: Gaah! I think we broke him!
Heavy: SANDVITCH! SANDVITCH! SANDVITCH! SANDVITCH!
*Heavy's whole body flails about in a strange manner*
Max: He's possessed! Kill the demon! *Uses Luger to shoot Heavy in the head*
*Heavy falls down limp, revealing a Metrocop with a physgun behind him*
Metrocop: Uhhh.... bye.
*Metrocrop runs off.*
Max: ....what.... just happened?
Tycho: I think Heavy was just molested by a Garry's Mod mingebag.
Strong Bad: Uggh, poor guy. I don't want anyone besides attractive ladies putting their hands on me.
Max: I'm not as worried. No mingebag would dare screw with the President. I know where you all live.
*Heavy respawns and gets back up.*
Heavy: ARRRGH... WHAT HAPPEN?
Tycho: You... don't want to know.

StrongBrush1

10/18/2010, 02:33 am

guybrush20X6

10/18/2010, 05:22 am

Tycho: You know Max, I still can't comprehend how you were elected president.
Max: It was a combination of my brilliant policies, my expertly manged campain, Nader stealing the votes and the fact my opponent was a massive marble robot intent on hypnotising the world.
Strong Bad: So what were your policies?
Max: Congress is to be disolved and replaced with a fleet of fully-armed assult mechs.
Strong Bad: Anyone who uses thier power to make robot armies gets my vote.
Heavy: Vat is bunny's policy on heavy weapons?
Max: The more, the merrier!
Heavy: Very goooood!
Tycho: And where do you stand on the issue of s****y movie tie-in games.
Max: I think Zelda 2 said it best: "When all else fails, use fire".

Scnew

10/19/2010, 09:55 am

Someone make pepsiboy stop posting. I keep reading it keeps making me astronomically dumber. I've already forgotten my own name! *sob*

guybrush20X6

10/21/2010, 02:45 am

After a month of great (and not so great) suggestions I decided to have a poll on how is best so here's how it works:

1. You can nominate 2 dialouge snippets and the 5-10 favourites move on to the next stage.
2. You cannot nominate your own ideas.
3. The 5-10 top ones are then put into a poll thread and then everyone votes on the winner
4. The winner gets... the satisfaction of knowing they're better than everyone else?

My nominations are
Strongbrush1
Max: Okay, I've been meaning to ask: Does everyone here have a sidekick? All I've been thinking about since I left New york has been "What's Sam up to."
(Cut to Sam, in a close-up)
Sam: I wonder what Max is up to. (Zoom out. Sam is defending himself from ninja cats) BACK, foul beasts! BACK, I say!
(Back to table)
Strong Bad: You're not the only one, man. I hope Homestar's okay.
(Cut to Homestar. He is tied up above a tank of water.)
Homestar: Strong Bad? Little Help? I'm still trying to get out of this Houdini-ma-tron. Stro' Bro'?
(Back to table)
Heavy: Ah, How I long to be back at Gravelpit killing the tiny Blu baby men. I wonder how The Team is doing without me.
(Cut to Gravelpit.)
Robo-Heavy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy. This is my weapon.
Scout: You're right, hardhat. It DOES sound like the real thing.
Engineer: I thought so. It better work, though. We've got Company! (Bullets shoot at the team.)
(Cut Back to table)
Tycho: I'm worried about Gabe. Who knows what kind of wierd stuff he does when I'm not there.
(Cut to Gabe)
Gabe: Looks like the coast is clear. (Takes copy of Metroid Other M and puts it in his pants.) Mmmmmm...
(Cut back to table)
Max: Eh, they probably just wait for us to get back.
Strong Bad: Yep. Uh-huh.
Heavy: Agreed.
Tycho. Yeah. That's it.

and Bigger J

Tycho: So, Max, I suppose you're contractually forbidden for eternity to talk about the cancelled Freelance Police game...
Max: There's an entire chapter where I'm on fire! And yes.
Tycho: ...Well played, you magnificent bastard.

koiboi59

10/21/2010, 12:34 pm

the very last cutscene at the end of the credits that tells us about the sequel.

Strong bad is at his house.

strong bad: Hey guys? guys i lost, but i didn't lose the cheat! he gnawed on The Player's arm and escaped!
strong mad: *the cheat leaps into strong mads arms* YAY!!!!!!!!!
strong sad: so should we celebrate or something?
strong bad: Heck yeah! Oh, also someone left this package for me, i don't know what it is.
strong sad: well go ahead and open it.
strong bad opens it revealing a fruit fucker, it immediately leaps at strong sad.
strong sad: ahhh, get it off.
strong mad: holy crap! *runs out of the house still carrying the cheat*
strong bad: uh oh! uh oh! uh calm down double s!
*strong sad at this point he is a bloody mess*
*strong bad quickly uses the luger on the fruit fucker, the fruit fucker's eyes go dim, and it falls over*
strong bad: i wonder who would want me dead. i think i better-
?????: *off screen* i don't think so!
strong bad: what the? *turns around*
*we hear screaming and some gunshots and then the logo comes up for murder at the inventory*

yeah, i know it sucks, but i just wanted to get my ideas down. you guys feel free to edit it.

anonima

10/21/2010, 12:36 pm

i vote strongbrush1's "what are the others up to"

StrongBrush1

10/21/2010, 02:52 pm

i vote strongbrush1's "what are the others up to"

Thank you for your support, citizen.

*Psst. Meet me in the ObviousCave at 9:00.*

anonima

10/21/2010, 03:52 pm

Thank you for your support, citizen.

*Psst. Meet me in the ObviousCave at 9:00.*

thanks for blurting our secret lair out

koiboi59

10/21/2010, 04:33 pm

YES NOW I KNOW WHERE TO PUT THE BOMB!

but yeah, yours was pretty good. i also found trogdorman's very funny.

Strong Bad: Alright Bunny M'n!! Prepare to enter: (Lays out 4 jacks) THE JACKSHANK REDEMPTION!!!!!!

Max: Touche' Strong Bad. But a lagamorph always has (Lays out 4 aces) 4 ACES UP HIS SLEEVES!!!!!!!

Strong Bad: 4 ACES?!?!?!!? WHAT THE CRAP?!?!!? Where'd you keep 4 aces?!?!

Max: ...From my sleeves.

Strong Bad: you're naked! Where do you keep your sleeves?

Max: ..That...is none of your damn business Strong Bad.

StrongBrush1

10/22/2010, 02:46 am

YES NOW I KNOW WHERE TO PUT THE BOMB!

but yeah, yours was pretty good. i also found trogdorman's very funny.

We didn't give you the location of the ObviousCave, did we.

But thanks.

koiboi59

10/22/2010, 11:57 am

We didn't give you the location of the ObviousCave, did we.

But thanks.

well i happen to have one of them yellow page books and theres only to "obvious caves in the whole world". although i only have one bomb. hmmm...

isco

10/22/2010, 12:26 pm

Back on-topic:

SB (to heavy): Hey now that were somewhat like brothers since you keep calling me "Leetle Heavy" (whic I STILL don't know what you mean by that) does that mean when this is over... I get to move to the land of Team Fortress?!
H: Uhhhhh... Let me see with my team. *calls team.
(engie picks up): Hello?
H: Leetle heavy wants to join team.
E: Uhhh... did e fill out the respawn waiver?
H: Er.... no.
E: I'll wait til ya do but can you hurry it up were in kind of a problem.
H (holding the waiver): HERSIGNTHIS
SB: Uhhhh... ok?
H (with signed paper) (to Engie): He signed it! can he join team nao?
E: He wouldn't happen to have his own weapons would he?
H *borrowing from one poster's idea: He has leetle Natacha.
E: Good enough!

pepsiboy3

10/22/2010, 01:30 pm

strongbad: ah screw this i going to play some games
max: err what games
strongbad: videlectrix games
heavy: SHOW AT ME!!!
{strongbad picks up a Compy Compé, laptop, of course the Compé. The Compé's logo fades in and a shine appears in the background. The logo then retracts itself and fades out, at which point the screen is replaced with a desktop. The wallpaper is a blurry, slightly pixelated shot of grass. There is a single icon on the top-left corner of the desktop: a pixelated image of Strong Bad's head in an envelope, titled "sbemail.exe" and "Peasant'sQuest.exe" A pixelated cursor is seen on the screen, double-clicks on the Peasant'sQuest.exe icon}

strongbad: {strongbad shows sam, heavy and tycho} here.

{A still Videlectrix logo with the Mascot appearing on a gray screen. The Cheat in a Tire falls down to the middle of the screen, running over the Mascot. He gives the 'OK' signal, pleasent quest tittle apperes}

tycho: thats a S***Y game i ever seen

max: ok ok lets watch

otis as narrator: {reading the words on screen} 12 HOURS LATER.

{at max and heavy crying at the chair they watch it when trogdor burns Rather Dashing}

max: {crying}

heavy: {crying} Uwaaaaaaah!

tycho: {ANGRY} ITS JUST A F****NG VIDEO GAME

strong bad: don't worry they are just weird after all

{porker night invetory boxart apperes}

narrator: {reading the words on screen} get your own porker night for just $2.99 at gamestop

{gamestop logo apperes}

narrator: gamestop power to the players {coin sound}

ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} rated E to M

koiboi59

10/22/2010, 02:09 pm

You know what? I'm going to be nice and not spam infults and instead fix it!

Strong bad: *after losing with a good hand (like he has 6,7,8,9,10 straight flush and he loses to a higher straight flush) Ah screw this crap, I'm gonna go play some GOOD games.
max: err what games?
strong bad: Videlectrix games!
heavy: Uh what eez dat?
Strong bad: Well let me show you guys. Good thing I swiped strong sad's new laptop bub's sold him. *picks up REALLY old looking computer and puts in the peasant's quest diskette. Turns it to the others.* Here, take a look.
*totally plays the Peasant's Quest Videlectrix intro and not the awesome cross intro which would have absolutely no purpose or relevance to be used in this scene!*
tycho: this looks like ****
max: Don't shoot him down tycho, i wanna see a dragon die!
heavy: Killing eez good!
tycho: Fine whatever.
*We see just a black screen that says 2 hours later with some elevator music in the background, and there are no nickolodeon characters are narrating it!*
*Also at this point max and heavy left to go on shooting spree*
tycho: So what was the point of that?
strong bad: What do you mean?
tycho: I mean, he just dies. From a sucky dragon.
strong bad: Hey man trogdor is awesome!
tycho: It's just a sucky video game. i don't see why you bought it. It seems like a waste of mo- *at this point strong bad leaped at him and he starts pummeling him*

Well I tried. It's really hard when he posts such unfunny stuff. Especially since half of it was useless (the very idea of it being a gamestop commercial), irrelevant (seriously, why did he put the awesome cross intro instead of the peasant's quest intro?), and false (The heavy kills people for a living and also works beside a fire-wielding maniac while max is psychotic and enjoys killing, I don't think either cries about death) So how bad was my attempt?

pepsiboy3

10/22/2010, 02:58 pm

well koiboi59 did you heard of gamespot?

RingmasterJ5

10/22/2010, 03:05 pm

well koiboi59 did you heard of gamespot?

What does that awful site have to do with anything?

Scnew

10/22/2010, 03:25 pm

strongbad: Ah screw this i going to play some games
max: Err what games
strongbad: Videlectrix games
heavy: Show at me!!!
{strongbad picks up a compy compé, laptop, of course the compé. The compé's logo fades in and a shine appears in the background. The logo then retracts itself and fades out, at which point the screen is replaced with a desktop. The wallpaper is a blurry, slightly pixelated shot of grass. There is a single icon on the top-left corner of the desktop: A pixelated image of strong bad's head in an envelope, titled "sbemail.exe" and "peasant'squest.exe" a pixelated cursor is seen on the screen, double-clicks on the peasant'squest.exe icon}

strongbad: {strongbad shows sam, heavy and tycho} here.

{a still videlectrix logo with the mascot appearing on a gray screen. The cheat in a tire falls down to the middle of the screen, running over the mascot. He gives the 'ok' signal, pleasent quest tittle apperes}

tycho: Thats a s***y game i ever seen

max: Ok ok lets watch

otis as narrator: {reading the words on screen} 12 hours later.

{at max and heavy crying at the chair they watch it when trogdor burns rather dashing}

max: {crying}

heavy: {crying} uwaaaaaaah!

Tycho: {angry} its just a f****ng video game

strong bad: Don't worry they are just weird after all

{porker night invetory boxart apperes}

narrator: {reading the words on screen} get your own porker night for just $2.99 at gamestop

{gamestop logo apperes}

narrator: Gamestop power to the players {coin sound}

announcer: {voiceover} rated e to m

what are you?!

pepsiboy3

10/22/2010, 03:38 pm

what are you?!

first word im a gamer i know anything

second you don't have to shout with large words in it

RingmasterJ5

10/22/2010, 05:18 pm

First, I'm a gamer. I know nothing.

Second, you don't have to shout.

Translation.

koiboi59

10/22/2010, 05:46 pm

First, I'm a noob, I know nothing of the real world

Second you don't have to type with all caps.

better translated.

RAnthonyMahan

10/22/2010, 06:18 pm

Just ignore pepsiboy. Seriously. He's either a troll who doesn't deserve the satisfaction of a response, or a severely misinformed 11-year-old who needs to learn how to post properly.

NameOfUser

10/22/2010, 06:23 pm

Either way, I think koiboi59 has the right idea. It is far less aggravating to simply fix pepsiboy3's posts than try to argue or make sense with him.

Strog Bad zawesomeness

10/22/2010, 10:09 pm

Does pepsiboy know this game is called Poker Night at the inventory not Porker Night at the Inventory

guybrush20X6

10/23/2010, 05:06 am

Can we get back on topic? There a competition going on here.

anonima

10/23/2010, 06:15 am

Just ignore pepsiboy. Seriously. He's either a troll who doesn't deserve the satisfaction of a response, or a severely misinformed 11-year-old who needs to learn how to post properly.

i think you are thinking of me there at that 11-year old thing

koiboi59

10/23/2010, 08:24 am

i think you are thinking of me there

no, we're thinking of you times two which then forms into the most malevolent and idiotic thing telltale has ever allowed on the forms. Ok lets just end this now and forever. Now someone come up with something cause I'm out of ideas right now.

StrongBrush1

10/23/2010, 10:17 am

i think you are thinking of me there

No, you're just the latter half of that statement.

NameOfUser

10/23/2010, 03:34 pm

I would like to redeem this thread with the following suggestion.

Strong Bad: Yo, my Russian friend, where can I get a gun like that?
Heavy: IZ MY GUN, YOU CANNOT HAVE IT!!
Tycho: I think he means, where did you buy it?
Heavy: OH. I BUY FROM MANN CO. IZ VERY EXPENSIZE. IT COSTS FOUR-HUNDRED -
Tycho: Four Hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds. You told us like a thousand times.
Max: Now is not a good time to mock the guy with the minigun.
Strong Bad: Mann Co, eh? I wonder if Bubs stocks any of his junk. What else could I get?
HEAVY: OH, THEY MAKE EVERYTHING, LIKE SANDVITCH, CAMERA BEARD, JARATE...
Strong Bad: Ooooh, a camera beard. I can spy on Strong Sad and have a manly beard at the same time.
Max: wait, what's Jarate?
Strong Bad: Isn't that the jar of whoozit?
Heavy: YES, SNIPER THROWS IT AT BAD GUYS AND THEY GET COVERED IN IT.
Strong Bad: ..... jibblyjibblyjibblyjibblyjibbly......

NameOfUser

10/23/2010, 07:13 pm

Got another one.

Heavy: SO, LEETLE HEAVY, WHY YOU ALWAYS WEAR MASK?
Strong Bad: Oh, it's not a mask. Itsa mah face.
Max: Really, I figured you were some kinda masked wrestler.
Strong Bad: Well, when I'm not answering emails, ruling StrongBadia, or Kicking The Cheat, I do moonlight as a semi-pro wrestlem'n. All the ladies love the Strong Bad.
Tycho: I liked you better when you were poorly animated and had a thick accent. At least you vaguely resembled an actual wrestler then.
Strong Bad: Except Homestar was the star of the show back then, and I was cast as a two-bit villain before my triumphant ascension to the top.
Tycho: Exactly. And he's the one with the girl, not you.
Strong Bad: Oh, that's it! When this game is over, Imma gonna through a brick at your smug face and then we'll see who can get the girl.
Heavy: YOU TELL HIM, LEETLE HEAVY!
Tycho: I'm taking your mask and boxing gloves as souvenirs, and I don't care if they're not supposed to come off.
Heavy: IZ POSSIBLE, SOME MY FRIENDS WEAR RABBIT HEADS AS HATS.
Max:..... what did you say?

Sausy Gibbon

10/24/2010, 01:26 am

Does pepsiboy know this game is called Poker Night at the inventory not Porker Night at the Inventory

He's right, the games about speed dating with fat chicks.

koiboi59

10/24/2010, 06:34 am

pepsiboy3

10/25/2010, 08:39 am

Translation.

I'M NOT A JAPAN, FRANCE, OR SOMTHING :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad:

The Gentleman

10/25/2010, 08:57 am

I'M NOT A JAPAN, FRANCE, OR SOMTHING :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad:

Yes, but your grammar is atrocious my friend.

doggans

10/25/2010, 09:34 am

I'M NOT A JAPAN, FRANCE, OR SOMTHING :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad:

Is that the new Christine O'Donnell campaign ad?

NameOfUser

10/25/2010, 09:48 am

I am not a non-native English speaker, and I am very mad.

Fixed.

koiboi59

10/25/2010, 10:50 am

I'M NOT A JAPAN, FRANCE, OR SOMTHING :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad:

Pepsi do you read your posts? "I'm not a japan, france, or something" has got to be the worst yet. First off, Japan is a country, not a race. France too, is a country and not a race. Something just dignifies that you think everyone else who isn't English has bad English grammar, which is true to some extant but at least we can understand them clearly. You seem to just type bad grammar on purpose. Seriously who can misspell poker the exact same way all the time. It's just unnatural to type porker night by accident. Why would you even be reaching for the "r" key at that point if you are going for the "k" They aren't even remotely close to each other on the keyboard. Many, if not all, of us want you to stop typing so atrociously and actually try to sound coherent. Is that to much to ask? Is it really? I mean do you even see the red line when under a word when it's misspelled? Please, if you have any intelligence at all in that puny little speck of dust you call a brain, read over what you have typed, and actually try to make it sound like you are speaking.

RingmasterJ5

10/25/2010, 05:49 pm

I'M NOT A JAPAN, FRANCE, OR SOMTHING :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad:

Yes, we know you aren't
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Japan-CIA_WFB_Map.png
or
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Fr-map.png.

I don't know about the "something" part, but you probably are one, whatever that means.

TomPravetz

10/26/2010, 10:24 am

I'M NOT A JAPAN, FRANCE, OR SOMTHING :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad:

LOUD NOISES!!!

THAT'S FROM ANCHORMAN!!!!!

(Also, I am America)

koiboi59

10/26/2010, 11:52 am

OK, lets really get back on topic and not stray away from it again.

NameOfUser

10/26/2010, 12:43 pm

Heavy: So, what will you spend winnings on?
Strong Bad: Well, Bubs' got a new Jack'o'hammer in stock that shoots fire as it drills. The possibilities are endless!
Max: I'm working on an insurance policy in case this freelance police bit busts.
Tycho: You're going to start your own agency?
Max: In a manner of speaking. I'm planning my own development company in case the series gets dropped again.
Strong Bad: I can't even begin to figure out how that works.
Tycho: I plan on investing my money on a 401k and hopefully raise enough money for my retirement fund to buy my own islan- *bursts into laughter* yeah I'm just kidding I'll just blow it on Warhammer figurines.
Max: What about you, tall stuff? What could a deadly mercenary like you ever want out of life?
Heavy: LIFETIME SUPPLY OF DALOKOHS BAR!

BiggerJ

10/26/2010, 06:26 pm

Max: Hey, anyone wanna go rooting around in the resources for unused assets?
Strong Bad: You can kiss my assets! No, really. It's the closest you'll come to the real thing, baby. Wait, what? I mean-- AAGH!
Tycho: <shrugs and reaches off screen pulling out a flat texture of Strong Bad's chest with abs drawn on it>
Strong Bad: WHAT? Aw, man! Why did they gotta bogart the Ab-Abber 2000? I coulda strutted my majesty all around those low-poly sets!
Heavy: IS MY TURN! <reaches offscreen and pulls out some lines of code - declarations of variables for a TF2 RPG> HUH? WHAT IS ERR-PUG?
Tycho: All I can say is, get used to taking turns when you shoot people.

Note: both are real, the latter was a joke by Valve.

pepsiboy3

10/27/2010, 12:35 pm

Yes, we know you aren't
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Japan-CIA_WFB_Map.png
or
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Fr-map.png.

I don't know about the "something" part, but you probably are one, whatever that means.

THANKS.AVI

but i lived from canada in ontario

pepsiboy3

10/27/2010, 12:39 pm

Fixed.

uh NameOfUser...

what are you?!

RingmasterJ5

10/27/2010, 12:41 pm

THANKS.AVI

but i lived from canada in ontario

You can't just add .avi to anything. Also, you lived from Canada? What on earth does that mean? Also, you can't just try to use people's own questions/insults against them like that.

uh NameOfUser...

What am I?!

Translated.

koiboi59

10/27/2010, 12:53 pm

Strong Bad: Pepsi, you got a bigger speech impediment then homestank!
Tycho: Pepsi, your more retarded then that Mac lover Charles!
Heavy: I UNDERSTAND PYRO BETTER THEN YOU!
Max: I wanna use you as a new dartboard!

Clord

10/28/2010, 12:53 am

Maybe he is French speaking Canadian originally so his English is just bad.

Strana1428

10/30/2010, 07:19 am

Maybe he is French speaking Canadian originally so his English is just bad.
That Might be the case or he's just messing with you guys.

I swear once I'd seen a few of his messages this is the first thing I thought of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iSD9lPVY6Q...well that and how bad my dyslexia was when I was 11.

guybrush20X6

11/01/2010, 01:44 am

Can we PLEASE ignore this pepsi kid/troll and get back on topic?

BiggerJ

11/01/2010, 02:39 am

Concerning the fact that Heavy has no idea that he's a video game character that keeps getting killed:

Heavy: THIS IS WORSE THAN THE DREAMS IN WHICH I DIE MANY TIMES!
Tycho: Yes, about those. What else do these dreams entail? Some sort of cloning process? Or perhaps a socially awkward person yelling at a computer screen?
Heavy: ...GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

NameOfUser

11/01/2010, 07:07 am

Anyone have any ideas based on the new TF2 update?

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Scream_Fortress

Unfortunately I can't think of any witty enough dialogue that ties in the "Horseless Headless Horseman".

The Gentleman

11/01/2010, 12:44 pm

HHH: MUAHAHHHAHAH
Max: Nice to meet you too.

Bunnyman

11/03/2010, 09:11 am

For the Halloween Pot,

Heavy: I raise with Horseless Headless Horseman's head in addition to leetle scout mask.
Tycho: I'll throw in Dr. Raven Blood. He could be yours.
Strong Bad: All I got left is this creepy painting from Graw Mad's closet. You can keep it if I win. That thing gives me the jibblies.
<Come on in here!>
Stong Bad: Jibblie
Max: Paintings and heads are neat and all, but I think we should make it more interesting. I'm throwing in a soul switcher and this wicked skull I found.
Strong Bad: Where'd you get that wicked skull?
Max: Just lying around the ocean.
Skull: I AM MURRAY!! THE DEMONIC SKULL! TREMBLE BEFORE MY POWERS OF EVIL!! I WILL WIN THIS HAND MYSELF AND SUMMON MY HELL TROOPS TO BURN THE WORLD TO THE GROUND!!
Tycho: That's no Jim...
Max: Cute little guy.
Heavy: Iz not possibul!
Strong Bad: Jibblie

Strongsadioware

11/03/2010, 03:43 pm

MAX: BONUS ROUND

Max: Alright, "Player"! You are about to feel the wrath of my lagomorphic abilities! I bet my gun and my Freelance Police badge. You bet your soul. Well, actually, you just bet a few chips. But that doesn't matter. Let's play!

HEAVY: BONUS ROUND

Heavy: Leetle man challenge me to poker?! Hahahaha! My cards will squash you like bug. I bet zis weapon. You shall feel the wrath of HEAVY WEAPONS GUY!

STRONG BAD: BONUS ROUND

Strong Bad: Alright, crap for brains. Let's make this quick. I've got some ladies waiting outside and I prepared my lips for make-outting! I bet these cool, cool glasses. Bring it on like Diddy Kong, "Player"!

TYCHO: BONUS ROUND

Tycho: Alright, a-hole. I'm about to molest you worse than a horny Fruit Fucker. I bet this watch I got from Gabe. Let's do this. Oh, by the way, it's transferable by death.

pepsiboy3

11/03/2010, 06:30 pm

TRANSCRIPT:
__________________________________________________ ___________

ANNOUNCER: {voiceover, reading the words on screen} The following is an extremely well paid for commercial advertisement {pronounced ad-VER-tis-ment} and strongbad, heavy, max, and tycho belongs to hothead game, telltale games, valve, and the brother chaps {fade in that says "you'l see"}.

{cut to mac and pc}

MAC: hello im mac

PC: and i am pc

{zoom out that you could see max, heavy, strongbad and tycho,}

strongbad: and we are the players from hothead, valve and telltale games

max: {overlapping Strong Bad} and don't forget homestar runner dot net i mean dot org i mean

heavy, tycho, strongbad: WE GET IT!!

mac: thanks for watching this debut trailer on porker night so this november we give away the DVD and blu-ray for you later on-

pc: and there will be a leaked footage gameplay will come your way

strong bad: comming soon on homestar runner dot com

heavy: like a comic of saxton hale

tycho: who is saxton hale?

heavy: wait untill the end

mac: and now windows 7 is coming up on pc and mac

pc: so we have to bring you a demo coming soon

max: {max looks up} as the President of the United States i command you to {max point up} LOOK!

{they all look up and they see the cheat flying on the plane by bearing the message "PC RULES XD!!"}

{and they look at pc}

PC: {sad} sorry mac

{cut to mac book and the logo says "MAC"}

tycho: well unleash that the f**king tittel

{"iT'S OVER!" appears on the screen.}

narrator strong bad: ITS OVER!!! {fade out to the other commercials}

StrongBrush1

11/04/2010, 01:37 pm

Here's a trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6HN3TsI8cw&feature=uploademail) for your viewing pleasure.

SHODANFreeman

11/04/2010, 08:14 pm

pepsiboy makes me brain not working gooder.

BiggerJ

11/04/2010, 08:31 pm

In celebration of the confirmation of a turn-off-bleeps option...

Tycho (talking directly to the player): Player, I'd like to take a moment to tell you something. If you have bleeps activated in the settings, you're either tragically unaware of the option's existence, or a f***ing p***y who'd get offended by Humpty f***ing Dumpty not being put back together again! Orrrrr you're a child, in which case... this whole situation is horribly awkward. Oh, and if you have bleeps turned off... s**t f**k p**s c**k a**. Feels good, doesn't it?
Strong Bad: I'd proclaim my undying loyalty to you if I knew what any of those words meant.

NameOfUser

11/05/2010, 06:52 am

^win.

guybrush20X6

11/06/2010, 08:32 am

Idea for a Penny Arcade Comic

Panel 1: [Gabe strangling a bloody Tycho] Gabe: Where's the f**king watch?!
Panel 2: Tycho: I... lost it in last night's poker game... Gabe: To who?!
Panel 3: [Gabe with his tube about to decapitate a spy who's about to stab a sniper.]

NameOfUser

11/06/2010, 10:32 am

That would actually be a great comic for Penny Arcade.

Strongsadioware

11/06/2010, 10:37 am

Tycho: Strong Bad, how'd you get in this game?
Strong Bad: Well, see, these Telltale peoples invited me for another game, after my mostly commercial success with SBCG4AP.
Tycho: But you keep rambling on about how Telltale treated you badly.
Strong Bad: They told me that this was gonna be a poker game with hot babes in it. I like, sprang right on the deal, man. But then, I saw I had to play a poker game with you losers, and I'm like, "No way, man!" and I turned em' down. They had to give me a pretty hard bargin for me to accep-
Tycho: They offered you babes in a hot tub, didn't they?
Strong Bad: A-yep.

pepsiboy3

11/06/2010, 01:28 pm

pepsiboy makes me brain not working gooder.

???:confused::confused::confused:

Lower111

11/06/2010, 01:30 pm

???:confused::confused::confused:

He just said his brain don't work better from you, or he just got headache.

And I recommend for SHODANFreeman to better learn English.

guybrush20X6

11/06/2010, 01:49 pm

People, Do not repspond to pepsiboy's post by telling him he needs to learn English. It derails the thread horribly. So much so that everone forgot thers's an unofficial contest going on here.

RingmasterJ5

11/06/2010, 01:50 pm

He just said his brain don't work better from you, or he just got headache.

And I recommend for SHODANFreeman to better learn English.

You don't know who Pepsi is at all, do you? Allow me to repost from the "reach for the stars" thread:

pepsiboy3 is a Sonic-obsessed, 13-year old Canadian. He makes posts that either copy other people's ideas, have EXTREMELY bad grammar, ask for characters TTG can't get, are extremely long and nonsensical, or all of the above. He is known to not understand what the word "copyright" means, and is a bit relentless about his ideas.

NameOfUser

11/06/2010, 01:50 pm

He just said his brain don't work better from you, or he just got headache.

And I recommend for SHODANFreeman to better learn English.

Shadowfan was being sarcastic. Or rather, he was self-demonstrating how pepsi's gibberish is affecting his intelligence.

Lower111

11/06/2010, 02:50 pm

Thank you all.Now I understand.

guybrush20X6

11/07/2010, 02:28 pm

Tycho: Out of curiosity, if you win the whole pot what are you going to do with it?
Heavy: Fire Sasha for 1.5 seconds.
Max: I fell the money would be best distributed back into our economy. Those giant battle robots don't pay for themselves! (Until I pass the bill making them pay taxes.)
Strong Bad: The Strong Badia Space Program needs a boost so...
Tycho: You're going to waste it on a "jamming" sound system?
Strong Bad: How did you...? Shut up!

Gman5852

11/07/2010, 03:35 pm

Heavy:I CANT BELIEVE BUNNYMAN WON
Max:Believe it, and ill take your minigun since you where so nice to bet it
HEAVY:NO
Strong Bad:So what are you going to do with it
Cuts Back to the office
Sam:Hey max what did you win
Minigun fires
Max:Just this baby, of by the way sam your fired, and will be fired
Sam:Whoa whoa whoa...

Who said only we gain the items.

koiboi59

11/07/2010, 04:22 pm

Strong bad: Well well well, the player is up against me all alone. Your gonna lose all your money you know. In fact-
Tycho: Just shut up and show your cards you damn chuwero!
Strong bad: *grumbles and shows a pair of deuces*
Max: Lousy bluffer!
Heavy: Tiny Heavy is disgrace to Heavy!
Strong bad: Yeah whatever, I bet he has nothing!
*player shows royal flush*
Tycho: I believe the word video gamers use for that is pwned.
Strong bad: Shut up! That was crappy luck. Whatever take the glasses, their Homewad's anyway.
*cut to Homestar by the stick*
Homestar: Hey the stick, have you seen my mountain dew? I saw it right before Strong Bad took my glasses. Can you help a brother out?

OttersPod

11/07/2010, 05:47 pm

Strong bad: Well well well, the player is up against me all alone. Your gonna lose all your money you know. In fact-
Tycho: Just shut up and show your cards you damn chuwero!
Strong bad: *grumbles and shows a pair of deuces*
Max: Lousy bluffer!
Heavy: Tiny Heavy is disgrace to Heavy!
Strong bad: Yeah whatever, I bet he has nothing!
*player shows royal flush*
Tycho: I believe the word video gamers use for that is pwned.
Strong bad: Shut up! That was crappy luck. Whatever take the glasses, their Homewad's anyway.
*cut to Homestar by the stick*
Homestar: Hey the stick, have you seen my mountain dew? I saw it wight befowe Stwong Bad took my glasses. Can you hewp a bwother out?

^Very slight fixed, only because I'm a Homestar nerd

koiboi59

11/08/2010, 12:37 pm

^Very slight fixed, only because I'm a Homestar nerd

Yeah, I don't bother trying to make the accent cause i figure people already know what they sound like. Are you happy Tycho called someone a chuwero?

OttersPod

11/08/2010, 03:06 pm

Yeah, I don't bother trying to make the accent cause i figure people already know what they sound like. Are you happy Tycho called someone a chuwero?

My friend, you have no IDEA how happy that made me. I squee'd. For realsies.

Strongsadioware

11/11/2010, 06:22 pm

Let's make some Tycho threats.

Tycho: I swear to god, "Player", if you get ONE more hand like that, I will rip your soul from thy guts. I will stuff it in a jar, and throw it into the next dimension. Then, I will arrive at this dimension, take it over, and begin a dark rule. I will be president, and Beelzebub will be my vice. And then, I will make an awfully specific rule; torture all souls in jars. Then, for 1,000 years, you will feel the wrath until your soul VANISHES from existence. I will then take my dark army and take them to our current dimension. I will then rule the galaxy, and put a giant statue in Town Hall. It shall read: "Here lies "Player". He brought the Earth to the crumbles you see now.". And then, after a long rule, I will commit suicide, and throw all existence into the DARK PIT OF MY HEART.

OttersPod

11/11/2010, 09:00 pm

That's good, but I've never been one to back down from a challenge...

Strong Bad: Winnin' da pot, winnin' da pot, Strong Bad's gonna use it to get ladies who are hot! What do you think of that, Tee-cho?

Tycho: First of all, you horrific b*****d, I know exactly how you won. That eldritch abomination you refer to as "The Cheat," stole every face card before we even began playing. I saw it, and I've been waiting.

[beat; awkward stares around the table]

Yes, I've been waiting. Waiting for the perfect opportunity to make your life agony. Right when you win the pot, I will unleash a fate that I cannot even find words to describe--but be sure that it will liken your existence to that of those doomed to Tartarus. Indeed, after ten seconds--ten mere seconds--you will thirst for death. Hell shall beckon, and you will welcome it with open arms. But will I let you go? No. You will not have suffered enough.

[silence]

SB: Sheesh, Tee-cho, no need to get all freak-outy...

Tycho: IT'S PRONOUNCED TIE-KO, YOU CHUWERO RATF***ER!!!

I don't know about anyone else, but given Strong Bad's track record for name pronunciation, I just expect him to constantly misprounounce Tycho's name.

guybrush20X6

11/12/2010, 12:45 am

A couple of ideas for other characters from the series chatting in the background:

Bubs: -and then I said "Alls I gots left is this $32 napkin" and the dummy buys it.
Bosco: A fresh napkin? I sold a snotty rag for ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
Bubs: We have GOT to talk!

Frank: I'm sick of all these kids and their "Star Wars" games. How about they try seeing their unit explode into chunky salsa and watch their own kidneys being removed in the field hospital.
Soldier: Finally, a man who talks some sence.

koiboi59

11/12/2010, 08:20 am

Strong bad: Hey can i go play that game in the corner?
Bluster Blaster: DON'T TOUCH ME YOU ****ING HOMO!
*Everyone but Max is a freaked out*
Max: Well I think that answers that question.

I know Bluster Blaster probably wouldn't but i would love the idea of him cursing.

OttersPod

11/12/2010, 09:55 am

a couple of ideas for other characters from the series chatting in the background:

Bubs: -and then i said "alls i gots left is this $32 napkin" and the dummy buys it.
Bosco: A fresh napkin? I sold a snotty rag for one billion dollars!
Bubs: We have got to talk!

Frank: I'm sick of all these kids and their "star wars" games. How about they try seeing their unit explode into chunky salsa and watch their own kidneys being removed in the field hospital.
Soldier: Finally, a man who talks some sence.

Fraaaaaaaaank!!!!!!

<3

The man deserves his own game, I swear.

pepsiboy3

11/12/2010, 05:04 pm

Blooglspash

11/12/2010, 05:21 pm

Strongbad: hello im strongbad

Max: im max

Tycho: tycho

Heavy: and I am Heavy Weapons Guy

Strongbad: and oh garry and alison are going comic con to show you about the uh...

Max: Mario vs. Donkey Kong 3: Minis March Again on the ds

Strongbad: wow you are sidekick

Tycho: and we could check out some sonic colors on wii

Heavy: what about nintendo d-

Strongbad, Tycho and max: {saying both} NEXT WEEK

Heavy: oh...

Dark gary: {peeking in from off-camera} and dark gary will show you the epic mickey bro's

Strongbad: i hope is a great show

{cut to the nintendo week intro}

My comment:

heh heh, porker night at the inventory will be on wii ?:confused: maybe? what could possible go worng maybe

Nintendo Week + "Porker" Night at the Inventory + Asking for a Wii version and saying "what could possible go worng maybe" + MORE Sonic and Mario = http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100828054703/uncyclopedia/images/b/b5/Exploding-head.gif

Anyway, to not De-rail the thread, here's a quick idea:

Heavy: If you beat me figuratively, then I'll beat you literally!

I know it's lame and I don't know much about the Heavy, but my head exploded, so give me some slack.

OttersPod

11/12/2010, 06:02 pm

Strongbad: hello im strongbad

Max: im max

Tycho: tycho

Heavy: and I am Heavy Weapons Guy

Strongbad: and oh garry and alison are going comic con to show you about the uh...

Max: Mario vs. Donkey Kong 3: Minis March Again on the ds

Strongbad: wow you are sidekick

Tycho: and we could check out some sonic colors on wii

Heavy: what about nintendo d-

Strongbad, Tycho and max: {saying both} NEXT WEEK

Heavy: oh...

Dark gary: {peeking in from off-camera} and dark gary will show you the epic mickey bro's

Strongbad: i hope is a great show

{cut to the nintendo week intro}

My comment:

heh heh, porker night at the inventory will be on wii ?:confused: maybe? what could possible go worng maybe

This is only because you got the characterizations on Strong Bad and Tycho wrong:

1. Strong Bad is still playing Peasant Quest on his Compe; the very idea of a Wii would make his head asplode.

2. Regardless of the fact that he's not in Poker Night, Gabe would most likely be the one to talk about Sonic. He fought in the Console Wars (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/5/20/), not Tycho. In fact, most likely the very idea of Tycho talking about it would lead him to whip out unholy vengeance with the tube.

And 3. Comic-Con was in July.

Moob22

11/12/2010, 07:29 pm

I really wish I could help pepsi improve but.......

koiboi59

11/13/2010, 05:17 am

OK NO MORE! I am going to demand all of you to ignore him. Insulting his idiotic posts, as much as it lowers are anger, is not productive. So from now on, lets just not dwell on his posts, and ignore them like he wasn't there. Now back on topic.

Strong bad: So guys, what kind of jobs do you have?
Max: I'm part of the psychotic duo known as the freelance police where we go around taking assignments about strange missions such as when we had to preform an excorsism on Santa and-
Strong bad: OK, i'm going to have nightmares about that one, so what about you heavy?
Heavy: I kill BLU babies!
strong bad: killing mutant babies eh?
Heavy: no-
Strong bad: Tycho you?
Tycho: I basically play all sorts of video games, including the ones you guys are in.
Heavy: I am not a video game character.
Tycho: So dieing over and over again
Heavy: IS A DREAM I SAY!
*Strong bad and Tycho glance at each other and at heavy*
Strong bad: Anyway i check emails, now lets move on to playing cards, I'm scared enough already.
Max: But what about the pl-
Strong bad: He doesn't talk now lets play cards.

Gman5852

11/13/2010, 05:36 am

Strongbad: hello im strongbad

Max: im max

Tycho: tycho

Heavy: and I am Heavy Weapons Guy

Strongbad: and oh garry and alison are going comic con to show you about the uh...

Max: Mario vs. Donkey Kong 3: Minis March Again on the ds

Strongbad: wow you are sidekick

Tycho: and we could check out some sonic colors on wii

Heavy: what about nintendo d-

Strongbad, Tycho and max: {saying both} NEXT WEEK

Heavy: oh...

Dark gary: {peeking in from off-camera} and dark gary will show you the epic mickey bro's

Strongbad: i hope is a great show

{cut to the nintendo week intro}

My comment:

heh heh, porker night at the inventory will be on wii ?:confused: maybe? what could possible go worng maybe
To Nintendo Week? I had some doubts about you being a troll and just thought you need to learn what copy right is but you have to be an idiot to think nintendo week would fit in. You sir have just confirmed you are a troll.

koiboi59

11/13/2010, 06:03 am

To Nintendo Week? I had some doubts about you being a troll and just thought you need to learn what copy right is but you have to be an idiot to think nintendo week would fit in. You sir have just confirmed you are a troll.

-__- Did you see the above message in my post before my bad dialog idea? But he could still be either. I learned to never doubt how stupid people can be. But either way he is annoying so from now on, no more insulting him! It only makes him come back. Now back on topic from now and forever more.

guybrush20X6

11/13/2010, 10:23 am

-__- Did you see the above message in my post before my bad dialog idea? But he could still be either. I learned to never doubt how stupid people can be. But either way he is annoying so from now on, no more insulting him! It only makes him come back. Now back on topic from now and forever more.

Well said. And back on task.

Pyro: {incomprehensable muttering}
The Cheat: {skweaking then pulls out the BMW lighter}
[Pyro thumbs up]

Gman5852

11/13/2010, 10:37 am

koiboi59

11/13/2010, 11:43 am

To be honest I didnt see your message.

oh, well it doesn't matter, just try to remember not to respond to him anymore and he'll go away (maybe). Ok for reals, back on topic.

Gman5852

11/14/2010, 04:07 am

Tycho: So Heavy do you have a twin?
Heavy: No why you say that?
Strong Bad: Maybe because one of your enimies is a blue heavy
Heavy: DONT SPEEK OF HIM HE STUPID AND UGLY
Tycho: But he looks exac...
Strong Bad: Just let it go, you gotta pick your battles.

StrongBrush1

11/14/2010, 05:21 am

Let's make some comments on the items being bet.

I already put one under What Items the characters would bet:

Max: Where did you get that neat watch? ...and why is it covered with blood?
Tycho: Gabe, uh, cut his finger, while he was, uh, giving it to me. I didn't kill him or anything.

koiboi59

11/14/2010, 06:09 am

I remember making one about the dangeresque 2 glasses I'm just to lazy to find it.

Gman5852

11/14/2010, 12:16 pm

Max:Ok time to bet my baby.
*puts lugermorph on table*
Heavy:Oh I will trade you this unusualy hat for it
Max:What no Im betting...
Heavy:NO Ill trade you look
Max:No seriously just...
Heavy:Fine here crate could have something good in it
Max:Uhhh.

That is basically every time I play tf2 with me being max, and the heavy being, well I guess there is a 1/9 chance of it being heavy.

Some Manner Of...

11/14/2010, 01:01 pm

Tycho: Yeah, the job's been killing me lately. I actually had to skip a day, just to stay sane.

Strong Bad: Oh, I feel ya, man. Sometimes a guy just needs a good day-or-thirteen-months off of work.

PokeyBry

11/14/2010, 04:14 pm

I just joined just to make this quote! (weird..huh.)

Heavy: I bet you dis cool hat for your puny leetle gun!
Max: Alright, lets see.
*Heavy puts down "Max's Severed Head", Max looks at him frightened and upset*
Heavy: Is good?
*cut to a cut scene of Heavy being kicked out of the building majorly injured.*

guybrush20X6

11/18/2010, 12:26 pm

I wonder if there will be a Banang gag in this...

Strongsadioware

11/20/2010, 03:28 pm

Characters losing item rounds:

Heavy: I lose?! No! This can't be! Goodbye, my love.
Strong Bad: Wow, I feel bad for ya, man.
Heavy: It vill be fine. She vas unfaithful, anyway. But I will be back, comrades. With more money. And poker playing skills. As you say in your country, "peace".

Tycho: Wait, I lost? Ohhhhh sunnuvabitch. Welp, I'm dead.
Max: You're just losing a watch with some old ass video game character on it. What's there to die about?
Tycho: Well, see, my roommate really wanted this watch-
Strong Bad: -so badly, he'd brutally murdered you for it?
Tycho: Huh, that's a pretty damn accurate guess. How'd you know that?
Strong Bad: Ohhhhh, no reason.
*zoom into Lappy under the table, showing a penny arcade comic*
Tycho: Well, I'm off. If I show up in a box tomorrow, don't worry. I'll get better.

Max: Well, jeez. I lost. Great, I have no weapon and Sam has no badge.
Heavy: Couldn't leetle bunny just kill with hands?
*zoom into max's face, surprised and then happy*
Max: Ohhhhhh yesssssss. See you guys tomorrow. I'm gonna go get my hands dirty.
Tycho: Wait, what will you do about the badge?
Max: Don't know, don't care.
Tycho: But-
Max: DON'T. CARE.

Strong Bad: Awwww, what the crap?! I thought I TOTALLY had the winning hand!
Tycho: It's not really a major loss, is it?
Strong Bad: What's that supposed to mean?
Tycho: I mean, one, the sunglasses aren't yours. Two, it's a pair of FUCKING SUNGLASSES. I could get 15 pairs of those same sunglasses by just taking a shit and exchanging it to Wal-Mart.
Strong Bad: Man, you never know when you need a pair of sunglasses. Like, um...when the sun is hot. And uh...when the sun is hot.
Tycho: Yeah, nice excuses.
Strong Bad: Whatever. See you guys later.

Gman5852

11/21/2010, 12:20 pm

Heavy:man sandvich makes me thirsty
Strong Bad: here man try this
*takes out banang*
Max:*Shoots banang out of strong bad's hand*
Tycho:Why would do that?
Max:That's none of your damn buisness.

I wonder if there will be a Banang gag in this...

There you go.
And probably.

Heavy:ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES
Max:Who told you of the rubber pants commandos?

koiboi59

11/21/2010, 12:24 pm

There you go.
And probably.

Heavy:ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES
Max:Who told you of the rubber pants commandos?

Isn't their leader a monkey though?

Gman5852

11/21/2010, 05:23 pm

Isn't their leader a monkey though?

but the rest of the team members are babies which work well

Max:hey uh you guys ill fold and just look into these goggles
Wheel:FUTURE VISION
Strong bad:Wait what?
Heavy:HACKS
Tycho:Wow I mean what the fuck do you think of us, we don't fucking hear that piece of shit wheel that goes off every fucking time you use one of your shitty powers!
Max:Oh I thought those were just the voices in my head. No shut up voices they will believe it.
Strong Bad: uhhhh so anyway i fold.

heh I did the censor or noncensor thing like poker night.

Moob22

11/21/2010, 05:37 pm

Heavy cleans up at the table
Heavy: Hahaha babies lose their tiny chips.
Tycho: Laugh it up baldie.

OttersPod

11/21/2010, 10:10 pm

tycho: Laugh it up baldie.

Why am I so bald?!?!?!

lawlz :B

guybrush20X6

11/27/2010, 12:07 pm

Now thar the games out post ideas for dialogue you want to be in the game.

Strong Bad: I couldn't bring cash tonight but I do have this thing I've been trying to get rid of. {takes out jibblies painting}
Painting: Come on in here!
{Everyone minus Max start shaking uncontrolably and jibbling}
{Max throws the painting away}
{Everyone stops shaking}
Strong Bad: I'm guessing thats a big no on that one. How about Homewad's glasses then?

Tycho: Hey Strong Bad, why are you so bald?
Strong Bad: Look who's talking!
Tycho: Huh?

crfh

11/27/2010, 02:04 pm

*Tycho goes into one of his rants full of complicated words*

Max: Uuuuugh! You know I take this from Sam, because he's my BFF, but what are YOU?

Tycho: Cultivated?

*Max falls down*

guybrush20X6

11/27/2010, 02:34 pm

StrongBrush1

11/27/2010, 03:05 pm

If Homestar wa a player and bets "The Homestarmy Standard Issue" (Orange Bowl [Soldier hat] and wooden spoon [shovel replacement])

Homestar: Oh cwap! I alweady spent my money on a buncha wirless extention cowds fwom Bubs.
Gabe: I was going to ask "how did you fall for that one" but then I remembered who we're talking about here.
Homestar: I have no choice. I am going to put my position of Colen-el of the Homestawmy on the line. {Puts bowl on head an spoon on table}
Winslow: Well..
Homestar: Or I could bet the showt off my back. {starts removing shirt}
Winslow: NO! The er... helmet and weapon will be fine. Whoever knocks Homestar out wins the position of commander of the Homestarmy.

I fixed it to make it the sidekicks edition.

Here's Sam's:

Sam: Aw, fudge nuts! I forgot that I'm short on cash, what with Max's recent unexpected craving for cockroaches.
Homestar: I ate a cockwoach once. But then Mawzipan made me spit it out.
Sam: Looks like I'm gonna have to bet my revolver. Good thing I have two of these.
Winslow: Very well, then. The person who can eliminate Sam will receive a revolver.

guybrush20X6

11/27/2010, 03:25 pm

Sidekick's edition: Gabe's bet

Gabe: I don't have any cash. I was on the Mann Co. store last night and well... Looks like I have to bet {dramatic pause} this.
{Draws the cardboard tube complete with "draw sword" sound effect}
Homestar: Sewiously? A cordbowd tube?
Gabe: Not just any cardboard tube. {hands medic a melon} Hold this for me doc.
{Gabe then proceds to slice the melon into tiny cubes with a flurry of slashes}
Medic: {enthusiasticlly} Tell me it has the same effect on human flesh!
Gabe: And bone.
Winslow: Very well then. The one to eliminate Gabe gets the cardboard tube of the Cardboard Tube Samuri.

Kayube

11/27/2010, 07:02 pm

Strong Bad (to Tycho): Light bloom, floating point frame buffers, volumetric effects, high dynamic range rendering...

Not sure what the rest of the conversation would be, but there really should have been more references to the web comics (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail181.html) e-mail.

guybrush20X6

12/02/2010, 02:50 am

A NSFW suggestion

Heavy: Yesterday Egineer talks me into going on internet to check th RED website, then Scout suggests I check the "Not Safe For Weaklings" fan art.
Tycho: Uh Heavy, thats not what NSFW stands for.
Heavy: I know that now. {Shudders} Nithing but drawings of me kissing scout and pyro.
Tycho: Yeah, Rule 34 is a bitch.
Strong Bad: Rule thirty-what?
Tycho: Rule 34 of the internet: If it exists there is pornographic fan-art of it somewhere.
Strong Bad: You mean there's naked pictures of the babliens form the limozeen cartoon.
Tycho: Yup.
Strong Bad: Of me?
Tycho: No exceptions.
Strong Bad: {Looking uneasy} Of the Poopsmith?
Tycho: I said no exceptions, danmit!
Stong Bad: Of... {shudders} Jibbliejibbliehibbile
Tycho: {Slides his iPhone over to Strong Bad with a devious smile} Why don't you check this out?
{Strong Bad looks at it and then breaks out in the jibblies big-time}
{Max picks up phone}
Max: Strong Bad and Homsar?! Tycho, do you keep this on your phone all the time?
Tycho: No I just thought to myself "What if I need to tramatize someone tonight" and then sought out the most distrubing thing on the web.
Heavy: The Internet is too creepy. I'll stick to Playboy.

pepsiboy3

12/03/2010, 02:25 pm

RingmasterJ5

12/03/2010, 02:55 pm

Translation:

Soldier! <3

Man, they always are at the Inventory, aren't they? Nope, just 4 people are there.

Scrander

12/03/2010, 03:45 pm

If somehow we could get Francis on here, he'd probably bet:

Francis: Well, uh, you all know my affinity for things that are cool. And...I think vests are really cool. So here, have a vest.
Sam: Is it bulletproof per chance?
Francis: Are you dense?! This 100% leather vest IS bulletproof. I mean, there's a slight scuff in the collar from three consecutive bar fights in a row, but hey, no bullets!
Winslow: It is settled, then! The player who eliminates Francis from play will receive a bullet-free vest.
Francis: Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing, beefhead!
Sam: [puts away gun] Sorry, but I'm kinda irked that it isn't more battle-damaged than it is.

pepsiboy3

12/04/2010, 11:28 am

Tycho: {quitly} happy mario 25th a

Heavy: {overlapping tycho, shout out} WHAT?!

Max: i think is mario's birthday

Strong bad: man is so long i was write

{Cut to a Teen Girl Squad scene with the slower version of the TGS music. Cheerleader and So and So are wearing towels. What's Her Face is wearing her regular clothes. The Ugly One is dressed like a mummy in a sarcophagus. Daphne is there too, wearing a towel with "Daph" written on it.}

DAPHNE: Hey gals! you know what today is... {words appear on screen as they are said slowly} mario 25th anni-

CHEERLEADER: {interrupting} This is taking too long!

WHAT'S HER FACE: I'm already bored!

SO AND SO: I'm going home!

THE UGLY ONE: I belong in a museum!

{Cut back to the inventory table}

Tycho: {bring out mario's hat, mario all-star on wii and nintendo point card} well ill trade you this after the game before i lose

{tycho throws out the items on the table}

StrongBrush1

12/04/2010, 11:36 am

@ all users who want to respond to Pepsiboy:
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Gman5852

12/04/2010, 04:53 pm

@ all users who want to respond to Pepsiboy:
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uhhhh.

Anyway

Heavy:So Bunnyman what team are you on?
Max:My what now?
Heavy:Your team, what team are you on? Me and Tiny Heavy are on red and Tycho on blu...
Tycho and strong bad:We are not on a team. *they then notice them talking together and look away*
Heavy:So what team are you on?
Max:How about I stay neutral and shoot whoever I damn want
Heavy:No we have headless horsemen for that.

GaryCXJk

12/04/2010, 05:18 pm

Strong Bad: Hey, Geekazoid! How's that adventure game of yours going?
Tycho: You mean Penny Arcade Adventures?
Strong Bad: Yeah, that one. I heard there were only, like, two episodes out.
Tycho: Well, I'm glad you took interest in this game. Yeah, there were only two episodes released out of the planned four.
Strong Bad: A-ha! Mine had, like, five episodes, man! My game beats yours! Now suck it!
Tycho: Ugh, fucking douchebag.

Frown

12/08/2010, 01:15 pm

Max's
Sam and Max are relaxing in the office (I.e. trying to shoot a fly) when...
RRIIINNNGGG!
I got it! I got it!
(Sam shoves max out the window)
Sam: Yeah? Uh'uh? Maybe? It's for you Max.
(Sam hands the phone to Max who's hanging out the window.)
Max: Yes? Right... With a flamethrower... I'm there.
Sam: Who was it? The Comisioner?
Max: Better. I've been invited to an interdimensional poker tournemt!
Sam: Why? You don't have any money.
Max: I don't but there's all that gold in fort knox just going to waste.
Sam: Gambling our nations financial security on games of chance, the greatest American tradition!

Just gotta say, I really enjoyed this.

pepsiboy3

12/08/2010, 06:22 pm

@ all users who want to respond to Pepsiboy:
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HUUUUUUUURRRR...

so anyways...

Strong bad: hey rabbid (lol coach z words)

Max: yes?

Strong bad: did you meet other friends?

Max:that easy my freinds is bosco when he die, syble, stinky, stinky grampa, the geek, and Lorne
{cut to the blue background the Lorne head is at the left and the tittle says "THE FRIEND FOR LIEs" when the singer reading words on the screen}

Singer: THE FRIENDS FOR L-

Heavy: {the singer stops, cut to the inventory table} WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY

Max: lor-

Heavy: NO, i meant the other one

Max: the geek

Strong bad: who's the geek?

Max: shes the girl and she build stuff and-

{cut to the black screen}

ANNOUNCER: {voiceover, reading the words on screen} 3 hours later.... don't worried we also hack in your computer and we copy the CPU on your computer and he plays he will be done in 3 hours but is now and you could keep playing now, SEE YA LATER!

{cut to the inventory table}

Tycho: oh you mean when she grows up and be smart and go vacation and never go back

Max: yes it is

Heavy: OH, that reminds of my team mate that build stuff is engin-

Strong bad: CAN WE GET ON THIS F--{bleep}-KING POKER NOW?!

Scrander

12/09/2010, 05:41 am

Strong Bad: (checks) Check. Not my email.

Tycho: (bets or raises) This next one goes out to Derrick Acosta, wherever he is. May he rest in peace, AGAIN, for the millionth time already. (Mega64 on PAXtv)

Max: (all in) Putting my money where my refined incisors are!

Heavy: (winning hand) Though I am not so open to Red Spy, he has at least taught me a bit about patience and luck. I think it has proved well.
Strong Bad: The good ol' underdog theorem. Never let anyone down. Better not.

Katana

12/09/2010, 09:01 am

(calling All-In)
Tycho: *Sigh*...Well, I guess I'll just have to give in........my CHIPS!

pepsiboy3

12/19/2010, 11:14 am

If Po was a player and bets "The kung fu panda Standard Issue" (po's costume [a wishing hole finger thingy] and a fireworks [shovel replacement])

Po: Oh nusts! I alweady spent my money on a bunch of nuddles from my dad
Tycho: I was going to ask "how did you fall for that one" but then I remembered who we're talking about here.
Po: I have no choice. I am going to put my position kaboom of the awesomes on the line. {Puts po's costume, a wishing hole finger thingy, and a little fireworks on table}
Winslow: Well..
Homestar: Or I could bet the shot off my back. {starts removing pants}
Winslow: NO! The er... costume and that things will be fine. Whoever knocks Homestar out wins the position of commander of the the furious five.

StrongBrush1

12/19/2010, 11:23 am

Hey pepsiboy, want to see a neat computer trick? First, find the Alt key. It should be next to the spacebar. Then press F4 on the top of the keyboard and see what happens.

anonima

12/19/2010, 12:04 pm

good one dude, here is an idea for dialoge

strong bad:heavy, why do you keep talking about a sandvich

heavy:heals me

max:you get to heal with food

heavy:it is either that of a healing nerd

tycho:reminds me of gabe

Kyronea

12/20/2010, 09:17 pm

I don't have specific ideas for dialog, but what about some sort of commentary on someone going all in multiple hands in a row? (I just decided to play a game going all in on every hand no matter what my hand was, and I WON THE TOURNAMENT.)

Ze Proof:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/PIcaRDMPC/zeproof.png

OttersPod

12/21/2010, 09:03 am

StrongBrush1

12/21/2010, 02:14 pm

*gasp* A fellow graduate of Johnathan Gabriel's School of Playing Total Sh!t and Seeing What Happens?!

I enrolled in the extension program after I heard about it from Max!

Kyronea

12/21/2010, 04:30 pm

*gasp* A fellow graduate of Johnathan Gabriel's School of Playing Total Sh!t and Seeing What Happens?!

I love that line of Tycho's. Also, yes. :D

pepsiboy3

09/23/2011, 05:04 pm

Max: i also heard of battleship movie
Tycho: there's a movie from hasbro?
Max: yeah i saw it on the internet, and is not for kids...
Strong Bad: BUT ALIENS?!
Heavy: DA, those aliens are STUPID STUPID STUPID!
Strong Bad: well is just like Tromfarmerz
Tycho: TRANSFORMERS!
Strong Bad: whatever-
Max: and you sunk my money
Tycho: *faceplam* kill me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZrssf7-Nb4)
Heavy: Later...*sniff*...later.

WATCH DA TRAILER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDMXkPfxjOc)

Lucoshi

10/25/2011, 02:53 pm

For the game's birthday all the players will put all in.
Everybody Wagering The Presents:
Max: Did someone have presents to bet?
Strong Bad: Wow i have and why?
Tycho: Is the game's birthday remember?
Heavy: I do!

(when the player win the hand)
When the player win the hand
Max: Better i still calm down i'm policeman and i lose a game
Strong Bad: This should be another kind of game of cards like Rock, Paper
Bone: (pops out behind of Strong Bad) Scissors?
Strong Bad: No! Baccarat! Baccarat!!!
Bone: Okey (Leaves the Scene)
Heavy: Oh no! Why this must happend? I'm not a baby!
Tycho: We don't fold becouse you will think that we looked in your cards right?

(When the player win)
Heavy: (Very angrily) What?!? I DON'T WIN! NOW I GONNA DESTROY THIS PLACE NOW!
Strong Bad: Yeah i will join you!
(Heavy stands up, flips the table over, pulls out Sasha, spins the Minigun as if to fire at the flipped table for destroy the inventory and Strong Bad Sits on Heavy's shoulder)
Tycho: (Very scared) What?!? Why the fuck it is helping?
Max: Oh i can't arrest him! (Max and Tycho hides in the table)
Windslow: (Very angrily) What?!? Now they goes too fair! SECURITY!
Heavy: I GONNA SHOW WHO IS THE BEST I...What?
Strong Bad: I changed my mind your idea sucks! (Strong Bad get off from Heavy's shoulder)
Marzipan: Hey you!
Guybrush: how appropriate you have small mind! (cut to the security team: Marzipan, Guybursh, Gromit, Hector, Scout and Hatsune Miku)
Hector: You under arrest!
Miku: You should play nice not like that!
Scout: (Hits Heavy's Head with the sandman) Bonk!
Groumit: (Pokes Heavy and Heavy falls)
Heavy: (Get up) Well i think i must sorry the player!
(a flash triggers and everything's back to normal as if nothing happened).
Heavy: I loss and i accept this!
Strong Bad: See! Destruction helps nothing even when someone cheats and you lose!
Strong Bad, Heavy, Max and Tycho: Happy Birthday Poker Night at The Inventory!