Transcripts of Machinimas 4-5-6?

[Diduz]

Hello!
Is there anybody kind enough to type three dialogue transcripts for Machinima 4-5-6?
It would be a great help for non-mothertounge speakers. :rolleyes:

[Jake]

Here you go!

SAM: Max, you contemptible imp, I'm trying to figure out what prehistoric urge could possibly have possessed you to volunteer us to be on "Four Freaks in a Terribly Cramped Office."

MAX: Reality TV is fun! Plus it's sponsored by the Creamy Sugar Goodness company and we're getting a whole year's supply of Lard Encrusted Whipped Cream Choco Balls! - registered trademark - out of this!

FEATHERLY: Well, I see that my career has sunk to new, previously unplumbed depths of despair. How could this be happening to me? I worked with Streisand!

SPECS: Don't you dopes know chickens carry lice and feather worms and avian influenza and all kinds of terrible germs?

FEATHERLY: Well! I see no reason to take this abuse! Dog-man, arrange for a Hansom cab! I shall be leaving post haste!

SPECS: You're a DIRTY BIRD! DIRTY!!

FEATHERLY: Look out! Here I come with my wittle germsie-wermsies….

SPECS: NOOO!

SAM: Say, reality TV is more fun than I thought! This is better than second grade recess!

MAX: I know! Watching it makes me feel soiled and clean at the same time.

SPECS: NO TOUCHING! NO….AHHHHHH! MY EYYYEEEESSSSSS!!

SAM: Ew!

MAX: Ew!

MAX: Good evening, maybes and middlemen. It’s time for Egregious Philosophy Platter with your hosts... us!

SAM: That’s right little buddy, and this week we’re really firing up the jet engines with a sizzling discussion of the Socratic dialogs.

MAX: Socrates was a kind of a heavy-set guy with bad teeth?

SAM: Yes. And he was famous for inventing an acting technique called "The Socratic Method," which was all about acting without actually acting.

MAX: I find the Socratic Method a little bit TOO cratic for my pedestrian tastes.

SAM:Haven’t we talked about not tasting the pedestrians?

MAX: Not today.

SAM: Anyway, moving right along, Socrates eventually got laid off because of his drinking problem, and he was replaced by Rene Descartes, who said, "I think I am, therefore I am, I think."

MAX: I always thought it was "I STINK, therefore I am."

SAM: Descartes didn’t even know you, Max.

MAX: I think out loud, therefore I am allowed to think.

SAM: Egregious Philosophy Platter. It’s the magic of public television, ladies and gentlemen!

MAX: Thank goodness they only give us a ninety second time slot!

SAM: I think we’re out of time - therefore we are.
aaand...
SAM: Hey kids! Welcome to Fun in the Kitchen with Sam & Max!

MAX: Ooh! Can I do the legal disclaimer?

SAM: Have right at it, little buddy!

MAX: This show contains scenes of barely restrained violence and severe lapses in judgment, and may not be suitable for parents, pyromaniacs, those under the influence of mind-altering substances, and/or leprechauns.

SAM: Today, Max, we'll be exploring the exciting world of kitchen chemistry. We'll be showing our audience how to create special effects with common household ingredients.

MAX: Ooh! I love the gratuitous misuse of science! ... What kind of effects?

SAM: Take a pot and throw in a cup of water. Next put in a tablespoon of sodium bicarbonate, which the less scientific of you out there may know better as common household baking soda.

MAX: Wow! I'm learning stuff already! What's a tablespoon?

SAM: Next we need a powdered charcoal briquette.

MAX: Oh hey! How ironic! Just this morning I ground one up with my teeth and stored it in a shaker for later.

SAM: And now for the special ingredient! Just add a small amount of manganese dihexaflexachloride. Also known to some of you as common household manganese dihexaflexachloride.

MAX: Well, I guess that's the end of today's show then.

SAM: Guess so, Max. Thanks for watching, kids! Next time we'll show you the proper way to bake a file into a cake.

MAX: Just like the one Martha Stewart used!

[Diduz]

Thanks! You've been very kind!
Could you please remember to do that in the future (perhaps even in the sam & max product page)? Usually I manage to get 70%-80% of the dialogue, but losing the complexity of S&M's banter ruins all the fun. ;)

[Jake]

I'll just make threads in this forum from now on. The product page is already too heavily loaded with stuff :)