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Teliko
11/22/2010, 02:11 pm
"I'm not holding Pokemon cards over here."

Surprise reference I didn't see coming. Any other good lines people have heard?

Falanca
11/22/2010, 02:13 pm
just don't post spoilers (yeah, spoilers in a poker game) on forums for a week or two q_q

Okay, you guys are SO not doing it easier for me.

Strongsadioware
11/22/2010, 02:13 pm
Who says this? Tycho?

Gman5852
11/22/2010, 02:14 pm
Okay, you guys are SO not doing it easier for me.

lol dont stay on the forums then.

Falanca
11/22/2010, 02:15 pm
I don't have any other kind of entertainment at the moment. Well, I would have if I could buy the damn game.

The irony is so stingy...

Gman5852
11/22/2010, 02:16 pm
I don't have any other kind of entertainment at the moment. Well, I would have if I could buy the damn game.

The irony is so stingy...

Im enjoying this really i am.:D
This is my entertainment until the game downloads

Teliko
11/22/2010, 02:22 pm
Who says this? Tycho?

Yeah, it was a winning line for Tycho.

Teliko
11/22/2010, 02:53 pm
Tycho just said something about ****ing a girraffe or something. What the hell. I love you Telltale, I've never laughed harder.

Also, they will constantly tell stories and talk if you leave it on the Click Anywhere to Deal Next Hand screen in case someone just wanted to hear them talk.

Alan Johnson
11/22/2010, 03:12 pm
Please do not post lines from the game in the thread title. Even though this is a poker game, there's plenty of stuff in the game that is best when experienced in the context of the game as a surprise! :)

Gman5852
11/22/2010, 03:13 pm
Please do not post lines from the game in the thread title. Even though this is a poker game, there's plenty of stuff in the game that is best when experienced in the context of the game as a surprise! :)

Yeah I have a feeling I would have had a heart attack If I found that ingame.

Guhndahb
11/22/2010, 03:13 pm
Thanks for changing the title of the thread, that irked me (but I was smiling too much from the one-liners in the game to be all that grumpy). :p

Teliko
11/22/2010, 03:14 pm
Oops, my bad. Sorry guys.

NickTTG
11/22/2010, 03:16 pm
Tycho just said something about ****ing a girraffe or something. What the hell. I love you Telltale, I've never laughed harder.

Also, they will constantly tell stories and talk if you leave it on the Click Anywhere to Deal Next Hand screen in case someone just wanted to hear them talk.

This also increases the chance that you'll run through all the dialog before you play for too long. If you plan on playing for a bit and unlocking stuff, just play through normally. Otherwise, you'll start hearing dupes sooner

RAnthonyMahan
11/22/2010, 03:33 pm
I still haven't played it yet (but oh, do I want to...), but I found this scene online and thought it was hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFAMTBxJ8yM

Does Strong Bad actually swear there if bleeps are turned off?

Teliko
11/22/2010, 03:40 pm
Based on the subtitles, I would guess he doesn't.

StrongBadinator
11/22/2010, 03:40 pm
No sir, Sb still bleeps even with them turned off.

Based on the subtitles, I would guess he doesn't.
Even with bleeping turned off, the subtitles are still asterisks.

Jake
11/22/2010, 03:46 pm
I still haven't played it yet (but oh, do I want to...), but I found this scene online and thought it was hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFAMTBxJ8yM

Does Strong Bad actually swear there if bleeps are turned off?

"That is some bleeped up bleep" is what he says.

Teliko
11/22/2010, 03:48 pm
No sir, Sb still bleeps even with them turned off.


Even with bleeping turned off, the subtitles are still asterisks.

That's what I meant though. His weren't so it was obvious that it was bleeped no matter what.

City Of Delusion
11/22/2010, 03:57 pm
On to subject of the OP, there's a whole diatribe dedicated to a man in a red hat stuffing animals into baseballs between Tycho and Max.

S@bre
11/22/2010, 04:10 pm
"Where are you spy? I know you are here sabotaging cards! I never get good hand."

At that moment, I sympathised, given I hadn't won a hand in the last 20.

isco
11/22/2010, 05:55 pm
I know this isn't a line but, did you guys see the bananng in the air vent before reaching The Inventory? How about Sam just right before you meet Winslow? There's also Flint Paper, Momma Bosco, Girl Stinky, some guy from Wallace and Grommit, and Bluster blaster? Also look closley at the pictures in the background. Noticble ones for me were some guy from the Mann family, Sammus and Maximus, and Sam and Max.

SunnyGuy
11/22/2010, 06:03 pm
So far my favorite has been when I beat Tycho and he said something about how Gabe would be showing him his balls right now and was glad I wouldn't do that...unless I was about to do that. XD

isco
11/22/2010, 06:04 pm
I like Heavy's little Engineer story. It's so disturbing even MAX is disturbed!

Secret Fawful
11/22/2010, 06:05 pm
I know this isn't a line but, did you guys see the bananng in the air vent before reaching The Inventory? How about Sam just right before you meet Winslow? There's also Flint Paper, Momma Bosco, Girl Stinky, some guy from Wallace and Grommit, and Bluster blaster? Also look closley at the pictures in the background. Noticble ones for me were some guy from the Mann family, Sammus and Maximus, and Sam and Max.

Sam at the beginning seriously creeped me out. The way he was standing up there alone in the shadows, it made me feel like he was watching me, or that it wasn't really Sam, but someone dressed up in a Sam suit...and watching me.

Sam is going to chase me in my nightmares tonight, I just know it. The Sambeast of my worst dreaming nightmare. Hold me.

divisionten
11/22/2010, 06:35 pm
Sam at the beginning seriously creeped me out. The way he was standing up there alone in the shadows, it made me feel like he was watching me, or that it wasn't really Sam, but someone dressed up in a Sam suit...and watching me.

Sam is going to chase me in my nightmares tonight, I just know it. The Sambeast of my worst dreaming nightmare. Hold me.

*Hugs Secret Fawful*

You want a cookie, too?

IcedCube
11/22/2010, 06:38 pm
"Really quick: the spy is hot in this case, because it's on fire."

Shwoo
11/22/2010, 06:55 pm
(After Max loses a hand by going all in with terrible cards)
Tycho: Oh, I see. You're enrolled in the Jonathon Gabriel School Of Playing Total Shit And Seeing What Happens
Max: I'm enrolled in their extension program!

I can't remember the exact line, but it was something like that.

On to subject of the OP, there's a whole diatribe dedicated to a man in a red hat stuffing animals into baseballs between Tycho and Max.
I got one of those like between Strong Bad and Max. Strong Bad asked Max if he was one of those "Poke-mans", or something, and Max said... his phylum and genus are a mystery to all mankind? My memory's terrible today. Anyway, then they started talking about a kid in a red hat stuffing animals into balls, and it was hilarious.

Teliko
11/22/2010, 07:01 pm
I was just called a Chuwero. I'm so happy that reference is in, it's one of my favorite Penny Arcades.

*Warning! Offensive!*



http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/11/10/

CuberToy
11/22/2010, 07:07 pm
And there it is...

Banang ! Strong Bad repeat it several time and say "Ban.." Max say "stop it". Strong Bad say "nang" quietly

Shwoo
11/22/2010, 07:29 pm
And right before that, Strong Bad asks Tycho about cold ones, and Tycho responds with something like "Aren't you like, ten"? Strong Bad doesn't deny it.

IcedCube
11/22/2010, 07:31 pm
And right before that, Strong Bad asks Tycho about cold ones, and Tycho responds with something like "Aren't you like, ten"? Strong Bad doesn't deny it.

Reminds me of this line (paraphrased):

Max: I hope they don't ask for my ID.

Tycho: Why, aren't you of legal age?

Max: I am, I just don't want to undergo the embarrassment of having to conjure it up.

SimpleTortoise
11/22/2010, 07:32 pm
So far, "You crack me up tiny bunny" or something like that.

Shwoo
11/22/2010, 08:49 pm
Strong Bad: (To Heavy) I could always join your team of ruthless killers and lame hat-wearers and watch you get grenaded by eight-year-olds.

It's funny because it's true.

SunnyGuy
11/22/2010, 08:57 pm
Not a line, but I loved how Max took out the Future Vision during an all in bet XD

furrykef
11/22/2010, 09:03 pm
Not a line, but I loved how Max took out the Future Vision during an all in bet XD
Ah, so that's what that is. (Not presently a Sam & Max fan, but that's just 'cause I haven't played it yet...)

Flyingman356
11/22/2010, 11:53 pm
Tycho:
"What would Gabe do? No, best keep the pants on."

Dachannien
11/23/2010, 12:06 am
Sam at the beginning seriously creeped me out. The way he was standing up there alone in the shadows, it made me feel like he was watching me, or that it wasn't really Sam, but someone dressed up in a Sam suit...and watching me.

Someone elsewhere suggested that this was a nod to the G-Man from Half-Life 1 and 2. I kind of doubt it, though.

As for the original topic:

"We were about to get him, when Sam says, 'Well, little buddy, we better catch this bad guy faster than a Pittsburgh driver taking a left on a green light during rush hour!' "

If you've ever driven around Picksburgh, you'll know exactly what this means. To the rest of you, I offer this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_left

adventureaddict
11/23/2010, 03:19 am
It's not a line, but I love how Max jumps onto the table to grab his winnings :D

Falanca
11/23/2010, 03:29 am
Max: I fold.
Tycho: Everyone folded to you Max, you win.
Max: But but.... AH okaaay *reachs to the chips*

I love how Max is so asshole-esque 8D

Jub
11/23/2010, 05:28 am
Tycho's long monologue about hedgehogs XD

Tycho: Touch me, Touch me like no man ever could.
Tycho: Errr... I'm sorry you were saying?
Strongbad: Oh nothing... just... puking in my pants

GinnyN
11/23/2010, 07:56 am
After been treated as a baby the whole game, I love how the Heavy really congrats you in the final, final hand

Heavy: You are strong like Heavy and sneaky like dirty Spy. For that, I commend you.

dorko4u
11/23/2010, 08:36 am
I just recently discovered Penny Arcade, but Tycho is the character that makes me laugh the most.

I do enjoy the jokes about TF2. I've been playing that game far too long.

Strongsadioware
11/23/2010, 10:16 am
My favorite conversation is when Tycho asks Max if he had ever had sex with Mama Bosco

I also like Max's little "Hip hip!" if a card goes his way in an all in.

wefeelgroove
11/23/2010, 11:29 am
I got a conversation where Strong Bad asked Heavy if he could hook him up with a hot Russian spy, and Heavy said something along the lines of "I know guy who can get you hot spy. His name is PYRO."And then Tycho had to explain to Strong Bad that the spy in this case would be on fire.

Strongsadioware
11/23/2010, 11:34 am
Heavy: You wear BLU sweater. Are you new class?
Tycho: I can kill you, capture your intelligence, AND ship your sister to my house in an entire god damn afternoon. Yeah, I'm a new class alright.

Pak-Man
11/23/2010, 11:55 am
I love that the Heavy listed "Where's an Egg" as his homeland's favorite game.

http://www.videlectrix.com/wheresanegg.html

Secret Fawful
11/23/2010, 12:24 pm
Someone elsewhere suggested that this was a nod to the G-Man from Half-Life 1 and 2. I kind of doubt it, though.

A friend of mine thought exactly the same thing and I agree with him. Now we're referring to Sam as G-Sam or G-Dog for the rest of our lives.

Some of my favorite lines are Tychos giraffe conversation and when Strong Bad asks Max if he's a Pokemon. I'm sure there's many many more I've yet to uncover but right now Tycho is the most fun character, with Max being shockingly the least funny for me.

Harald B
11/23/2010, 01:39 pm
As if the stuff with Tycho and giraffes wasn't hilarious and disturbing enough, here's a fun fact for you. Based on my playing Poker Night, the Steam store now recommends I try Space Giraffe. Conclusions about Penny Arcade fans are left as an exercise for the reader...

Cheri
11/23/2010, 02:34 pm
'Did you guys see that cocktail waitress earlier? I'm gonna go see her policy on talking rabbits with cunning wit and never-ending stamina.'

SunnyGuy
11/23/2010, 02:36 pm
Good lord, that conversation about giraffes with Tycho and Max. Oh man, that was ****ing priceless XD

Jennifer
11/23/2010, 03:07 pm
There's a bunch of funny lines, but this one's my favorite so far:

Strong Bad:This is better than poker night at Homestar's. Marzipan is always walking around au-natural trying to get us to play no-loser Candy Land.
Tycho: What's no-loser Candy Land?
Strong Bad: I don't know. Loser!

Sir Pantalones
11/23/2010, 03:18 pm
I love that the Heavy listed "Where's an Egg" as his homeland's favorite game.

http://www.videlectrix.com/wheresanegg.html

That was brilliant.

Alf Fly
11/23/2010, 03:35 pm
I like Max's line about trying to make me feel guilty by using his cute bunny face. Max, you don't HAVE a cute bunny face. Your bunny face is all scary and whatnot.

SunnyGuy
11/23/2010, 03:41 pm
Ok, an (awkwardly done) ad for the TTG store inside the game was definitely something I wasn't expecting at all XD

Strongsadioware
11/23/2010, 04:51 pm
My friend's telling me about a part in the game where someone asks the Heavy about his childhood. He then tells a depressing story. He says Tycho starts crying, Max says "That's not funny.", and Strong Bad is at a lost for words.

GinnyN
11/23/2010, 07:54 pm
I love the favorite movie of the Heavy. I'm still craking up for the first 40 minutes of Rocky 4 ^^!

doom saber
11/24/2010, 12:42 am
I like Tyco's "It's on like it's....There is a video game reference in there somewhere" quote

I mean, Nintendo just trademarked the DK line -there is an uprorar about the phase being trademarked- so I was shocked that this game pokes fun of it so soon. Was that a last minute decision or a concidence?

Dachannien
11/24/2010, 02:03 am
Good lord, that conversation about giraffes with Tycho and Max. Oh man, that was ****ing priceless XD

The best part of that was Max's horrified reaction shot when Tycho starts talking about wrapping his legs around the giraffe's neck.

jeeno0142
11/24/2010, 05:19 am
I was going to post my favourite lines last night, but after reading through this thread, it temporarily slipped my mind. I've remembered now though! It's the part where Max is talking about the man doing the 10k run. That had me laughing quite a bit. Overall, though, I think I've found Strong Bad to be the funniest.

Kroms
11/24/2010, 01:34 pm
I played for 20 minutes. Some lines slew me. There's too many catchphrases (Heavy weapons guy especially), but all in all the writing's pretty sharp. I think the one that made me laugh hardest was "I didn't know cards could sodomize"; the line itself isn't especially clever or funny, but I laughed a lot.

I really like how characters who lose go hang around The Inventory and shoot the shit with the other guys. That, to me, is good game writing: they don't just sulk. They don't disappear. They walk around and do things, which is something only games can do. (Well, movies have extras but you know what I mean.)

tredlow
11/25/2010, 08:00 am
The Heavy explaining that he prefers Where's An egg (http://www.videlectrix.com/wheresanegg.html) than Tetris

Majus
11/25/2010, 08:24 am
Strongbad: "Hah, right! I get it! A few... blagillion? Like on monday I'm sure you got seven... katillion hits! And on tuesday, like, half a blazillionlolnln..."

tredlow
11/25/2010, 08:41 am
"How do you unhook a bra with boxing gloves on?" is a question that can only be asked if Strong Bad meets Tycho.

doom saber
11/25/2010, 11:33 am
I like the dialogue where Strongbad gets pissed at Max and calls him stitch. /lol

doom saber
11/25/2010, 11:39 am
I also like how Strongbad ask the Heavy to do a prank to the King of Town, only to find out that the Heavy mistook it as to murdering the king of town.

doom saber
11/25/2010, 11:45 am
I laso like how the Heavy wants to have sex? with Tyco's wife because she has red hair. It is hilarious since his facial expression made Tyco reconsider since he originally said somethin to the likes of that he would not share or give to the Heavy.

guybrush20X6
11/25/2010, 03:33 pm
Combo Breaker!
I like the parts where Tycho creeps out the other characters with his animal fetishes. Also I'm a go do my obligitory wiki plug: http://theinventory.wikia.com/wiki/Dialogue If you know what they're saying, add it.

OttersPod
11/25/2010, 03:37 pm
Tycho's giraffe fantasy. 'Nuff said.


Ooh, ooh! And when you take too long, and Tycho says, "Could we hurry this up? I've got kids at home. Alone. With access to KNIVES."

Remolay
11/25/2010, 03:40 pm
Heavy Weapons Guy recommending guns to Max was awesome to me, I loved it

The_Ripper
11/25/2010, 04:17 pm
When you eliminate Tycho for playing and he says: "Well, now it's time for..." Inmediately sounds weapons being loaded and the familiar sound of Shasha's mecanism rolling. The whole table is pointing their weapons towards Tycho while he is with his hand in his pocket.

Tycho continues: "Wooooow, eeeasy, guys... it's time for going out for a drink". He was serching for his wallet, I think. xD

After that all the guys yell "Oooooooh". Everybody put down his gun. Max throws away his pistol back him. xD

I think this scene is played when Tycho is the first eliminated. Cool scene, one of the most funnies! xD

Trenchfoot
11/25/2010, 06:35 pm
Max: Nobody expects the Langomorph Inquisition!!

And....

Heavy: (Hums Funeral March as he leaves)

Both priceless XD

Breakman
11/25/2010, 07:22 pm
(After beating him in a Poker tournament.)
Max: Let's be friends so we can spend your winnings in morally questionable ways.

Good lord, that conversation about giraffes with Tycho and Max. Oh man, that was ****ing priceless XD

I should have recorded the time I got that dialog. Before Max said the last "Huh?", it was interrupted (by someone winning the hand) then picked up with "Anyways... HUH?" :p

StrongBrush1
11/26/2010, 05:26 am
My favorites are Heavy's Engineer Story and The "You have woman" conversation.

crfh
11/26/2010, 10:08 am
The bit where Max imitates Sam's voice is my favorite XD

Cheri
11/26/2010, 03:00 pm
Max:"I haven't taken a beating that bad since SOMEONE*looking at player* let Superball fire a giant missile into my chest!"

I profusely apologized after he said this.

Gman5852
11/26/2010, 03:12 pm
Max:"I haven't taken a beating that bad since SOMEONE*looking at player* let Superball fire a giant missile into my chest!"

I profusely apologized after he said this.

Wouldent that confirm max survived the explosion then? and Max X is the real max?
EDIT:Really telltale really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdxh2vpfYX0

crfh
11/26/2010, 03:24 pm
Max constantly refers to his psychic powers, anyway. He even uses Future Vision at some point.

Shwoo
11/26/2010, 06:13 pm
Wouldent that confirm max survived the explosion then? and Max X is the real max?
I think he has the inexplicable ability to refer to previous events without worrying about how they fit into continuity.

Gman5852
11/26/2010, 06:31 pm
Ha when it was just me the heavy and max. The heavy told max he would make a hat out of him:D

divisionten
11/26/2010, 08:07 pm
I think he has the inexplicable ability to refer to previous events without worrying about how they fit into continuity.

All ittenrations of Max share a hive mind, says Word of God. In other words, all Maxes have the same set of memories.

StrongBrush1
11/27/2010, 07:01 am
Strong Bad's reaction to losing the glasses is well worth the price of admission.

:( "...Well, Crap."

Gman5852
11/27/2010, 08:40 am
Ha Max asked the heavy if he knew where he could get a new gun(ironicaly this was the match after I got his lugermorph) and the heavy offered the Force-nature. When max said he would see if his local store sold that(Bosco?) the heavy said he knew a guy that could sell it to him(saxton):D

GinnyN
11/27/2010, 08:53 am
That Jab to Gamestop

Gman5852
11/27/2010, 09:47 am
That Jab to Gamestop

who said it and what did he say?

Hungryfreak
11/27/2010, 10:16 am
"Who knew cards were capable of sodomy?"

StrongBrush1
11/27/2010, 10:27 am
"Flip Flop Craaaaaaaaaahp Crooooohp. Trying to make it rhyme. See what I was doing there?"

Edit:
who said it and what did he say?

It was Tycho, in a conversation with Max:

Max: Hey Tycho, what the crime situation in the Pacific Northwest?
Tycho: Sam as anywhere else, I guess. It has its douchers, but there aren't any real villains.
Max: That's okay. Sam and I can live on an endless supply of neckless goons. Or if you know any massive corporations whose ultimate goal is to remove the joy and well being from the lives of the American Public, that'd be fine too.
Tycho: Oh, you mean chains of used game resellers? Yeah, we've got those.

Gman5852
11/27/2010, 02:30 pm
"Flip Flop Craaaaaaaaaahp Crooooohp. Trying to make it rhyme. See what I was doing there?"

Edit:


It was Tycho, in a conversation with Max:

Max: Hey Tycho, what the crime situation in the Pacific Northwest?
Tycho: Sam as anywhere else, I guess. It has its douchers, but there aren't any real villains.
Max: That's okay. Sam and I can live on an endless supply of neckless goons. Or if you know any massive corporations whose ultimate goal is to remove the joy and well being from the lives of the American Public, that'd be fine too.
Tycho: Oh, you mean chains of used game resellers? Yeah, we've got those.
Defenently gamestop I brought 5 games in for the bring in 5 games and get 20 bucks extra off of a game or handhel to buy a PSP and instead of that they only charged me $7 bucks off. They said the games had to be above the price of $2 and only one of my games were. If there were $2 video games I think I would be knee deep in them.

Ravebot
11/27/2010, 05:24 pm
Something like this, not very sure how it went along,
(Happens when heavy buys in with Iron Curtain Sasha and he loses)
*Heavy stands up* : I WILL NOT LOSE TO THE LIKES OF LUCKY LITTLE MEN
*Heavy flips the entire table over as everyone watches in horror*
*Heavy picks up Iron Curtain Sasha that was lying by the table and spins the barrel, ready to fire*
(Scene is cut abruptly and everyone gets back into their seat, everyone remains silent.)
Heavy : Deal new hand NOW.

>:DDDDD EPIC. I want to kiss that cute bald bastard on his cute bald head.:p

thesporkman
11/29/2010, 06:49 am
Every time I hear the lines "Hey, dork! Hey, dork! Hey, dork!" "I assume you're talking to me" I get the Mexican Hat Dance song stuck in my head.

corruptbiggins
11/29/2010, 08:53 am
For me there's a simple one that makes me smile every time - Tycho's "chkdsk".

furrykef
11/29/2010, 11:27 am
Every time I hear the lines "Hey, dork! Hey, dork! Hey, dork!" "I assume you're talking to me" I get the Mexican Hat Dance song stuck in my head.
That's never happened with me before, but I'm sure it will now...

Gman5852
12/09/2010, 12:57 pm
I had to pause the game for this, but I found a destroy all humans reference. When strong bad asks for hot russian spys from the heavy, he mentions a spy named natayla. That was a main character in destroy all humans 2, and a minor one in big willy unleashed.

Katana
12/09/2010, 02:04 pm
Then again, if you asked me to give out 5 Russian female names, Natalya would be one of the ones that come to mind. Two of the others would be Sasha and Natascha.

Gman5852
12/09/2010, 04:11 pm
Then again, if you asked me to give out 5 Russian female names, Natalya would be one of the ones that come to mind. Two of the others would be Sasha and Natascha.

True but I immediatly thought of destroy all humans.

Player_2
12/15/2010, 04:24 pm
My favourite was when Tycho asked Max about what happened during Chariots of the Dogs, and he starts to tell him about the whole Boscow thing, only for him to interrupt and say he meant whether or not anything happened between him and Momma Bosco.

Tycho: Maybe while Sam was in the time machine? ...you can tell me. I'll put it in the vault...deep in the vault.
Max: (absolutely scandalized) Are you asking me if I ever schtupped Momma Bosco?
Tycho: ...never mind.

anonima
12/15/2010, 04:45 pm
My favourite was when Tycho asked Max about what happened during Chariots of the Dogs, and he starts to tell him about the whole Boscow thing, only for him to interrupt and say he meant whether or not anything happened between him and Momma Bosco.

Tycho: Maybe while Sam was in the time machine? ...you can tell me. I'll put it in the vault...deep in the vault.
Max: (absolutely scandalized) Are you asking me if I ever schtupped Momma Bosco?
Tycho: ...never mind.

that line felt like asking if that rumor that me an her were dating was true (still not true)

crfh
12/15/2010, 08:39 pm
I just wanted to say Max's lines are 300% more hilarious when he's a skeleton :D

Gman5852
12/16/2010, 02:26 pm
I just wanted to say Max's lines are 300% more hilarious when he's a skeleton :D

Id ask how but Im guessing its a table so...
Which table.

crfh
12/16/2010, 02:36 pm
The "Max and Crossbones" one

Gman5852
12/16/2010, 02:47 pm
The "Max and Crossbones" one

Hmm dont have that one yet. Ill see if I can unlock it soon.

crfh
12/16/2010, 03:06 pm
I got mine after I won 17 tournaments

PSI Guy
12/16/2010, 10:27 pm
I just wanted to say Max's lines are 300% more hilarious when he's a skeleton :D

I'll have to keep my eyes closed when playing with that table on...

I'll have to mash my keys in hopes of winning big, in that case.

Kassie236
01/05/2011, 06:54 pm
It's hard for me to choose which quotes i liked, since I pretty much love everything Tycho says, especially this one:

Tycho: "I'm gonna be 100% honest with you. You should call me." ;) :D

OttersPod
01/21/2011, 06:24 pm
Okay, just found the convo about PAX. Holy crap..."Tie-cho"..."F-in chuwero"... it's like all my dream dialogues in one conversation

Kyronea
01/22/2011, 06:21 pm
I love Strong Bad's taking apart of Tycho too. Seriously, I'm not sure which one is more full of himself.

But yeah just in general most of the lines are pretty awesome. One of my favorites is when Heavy says "You are like dumb. Dumb like engineer trying to kill man with wrench. You must fight with weapons." particularly since he says it pretty much to everyone EXCEPT me. Also there's his other line, which while not as good, is hilarious when he rolls his eyes which happens often.

Shadowknight1
01/24/2011, 07:57 pm
It's more the expression when the line in said(which can be enhanced with creepiness on a certain table):

CHEEEEEEEECK!-Max

1nky
01/24/2011, 09:29 pm
"Jesus crunchy CHRIST." by Tycho.

Also, Max's notorious "Make a CALM and RATIONAL DECISION!"

MasterTeej
01/25/2011, 07:12 pm
Tycho trying to make me call if I hover over the call button.

"Call. Lest YOU be called, 'a pansy'."

and:
"You MUST call this hobo!"

If he's referring to...

Heavy: (a bit...reproachfully? Maybe?) "My uncle is hobo."
Max: "I LOVE hobos!"
Strong Bad: I don't really remember, but it's the normal Strong Bad macho posturing IIRC.

I also had the one where everyone points their gun at Tycho as he gets busted out first, that was hilarious. I also suddenly realised I felt naked without a gun myself.