Respond with a Telltale game quote

[Klatuu]

That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!

[Debbie82]

How about...

"That is the second-largest monkey head I have ever observed!"

[StrongBrush1]

Aw, it can't even get my catchphrases right.

[Debbie82]

There are many things I'd like to do with that, but shoot it out of a cannon is not one of them.

[ryannumber1gamer]

I don't want to bother him while he's got a cannon

[Debbie82]

THAT spineless goody-two-boots? Let him rot!

[Chyron8472]

You make me think somebody already did.

[StrongBrush1]

What's the matter? Just get out of swordfighting school?

[Chyron8472]

Stay in drugs; don't do school.

[Debbie82]

I may have gone to public school, but I think those are supposed to come in pairs.

[lovetodo22]

Ballbags! er..... I mean AVACADO AVACADO AVACADO!!!!!!

[Chyron8472]

uh... I'm sorry, you were saying...?

[StrongBrush1]

Wait, wait, I think I told it wrong.

[ryannumber1gamer]

I'm Guybrush Threepwood mighty pirate!

[Debbie82]

They ought to call you Guybrush Threepwood, mighty ballerina!

[ryannumber1gamer]

Max:Sam what language is he specking?

Sam:I think he's specking eng-lish Max

Max: (Gasps)

[Chyron8472]

Pirate Lingo! It's how everybody talked back then.

Come on Guybrush, play along.

[Debbie82]

I better figure out how to speak like a manatee so I can help this guy out and get to the sponge.

[ryannumber1gamer]

You use to be cool Max

[Klatuu]

And I'm amphibious. Sure, it got me teased a lot in school, but as it turns out, it's pretty useful.

[ryannumber1gamer]

What's the secret of monkey island?

[Klatuu]

Banang!

[ryannumber1gamer]

Max: (Laughs)

[Chyron8472]

(a laugh is your quote? ...lame.)


By the way, you might want to think about putting out that fire. Somebody could be hurt.

[ryannumber1gamer]

(a laugh is your quote? ...lame.)


By the way, you might want to think about putting out that fire. Somebody could be hurt.

(Sam & Max season 2 episode 4 go to Sam & Max's present office and click the banang! bottle and Sam says banang! while Max laughs but starts getting bored as you keep clicking it and then he throws the banang bottle away)

I can tell you the secret of donkey island

Guybrush: (hears the secret of donkey island) Ewww

[Chyron8472]

Excuse me, but do-- Oh, it's only you again. I told you there was only ONE in existence. Now get lost.

[ryannumber1gamer]

Perducci!!!!!!!!!!

[Chyron8472]

You know, bad things could happen to a person in a dark, deserted alley like this one. And at this time of night, nobody would be around to see it.

[ryannumber1gamer]

Shut up! Shut up nine times!!! (Strong Bad ep 5)

[Remolay]

I can do it! I can do it 12 times!

[ryannumber1gamer]

You crack me up little buddy

[Remolay]

I don't think the cute little robot wants to follow it's new programing, sam.

[StrongBrush1]

Can I make a tennis racket out of him?

[ryannumber1gamer]

Superball

[Remolay]

He really doesn't give you much to work with.

[Chyron8472]

You make me think somebody already did.

[ryannumber1gamer]

Can i call you D'oro the explorer?

[Chyron8472]

...as vaguely referred to on TV!

[Klatuu]

Max, you've got the TV schedule memorized. Weren't the Soda Poppers going to be featured on one of those grim celebrity tell-alls today?

[StrongBrush1]

I wouldn't know, but I've started my own decadent slide into a depraved personal hell just in case.

[Klatuu]

You mean we've been living over the gateway to hell all this time and never took advantage of it?

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Martin Mcfly Age 18''-Doc. Bttf the game ep 3

[Klatuu]

"You're making me mad, Marty."
"That's my name -- don't wear it out."

[ryannumber1gamer]

''This whole estate sale is a joke!'' Marty-ep 1

[StrongBrush1]

This election reminds me of a droll story. It seems Chester A. Arthur and the Pope were kayaking up the Amazon one day. Suddenly, a kandiru fish swims up the pope's BEEP and lodges itself in his BEEP. So Arthur grabs the pope's BEEPBEEP pliers and BEEP swelled up like a melon! And the pope says, "Thanks! Last time that happened, McKinley wanted to BEEPBEEPBEEP!"

(Pause)

Wait, wait, I think I told it wrong.

[Klatuu]

Let me see...Oh, this is good one. "Mole Mates": Creating much merriment up and down the Nile.

In first panel, husband say to wife, "You very angry with me, no?". You can see it is true because wife mole have scorpions crawling from the eyes.

In second panel, husband say "Is because you caught me, how you say, making the monkey dance with beautiful temple maiden, who have the sensuous quivering nostrils?"

And in third panel, husband is falling over backwards from great astonishment when wife saying to him, "No, is because you cut the cucumber lengthwise!!"

[Shadowknight1]

"Can you explain all this? I'm confused."

[Remolay]

It was the stern, guiding voice of the Commissioner with just the right kind of hair-raising case we can wrap our overactive adrenal glands around!

[StrongBrush1]

La La La NOT LISTENING!

[Klatuu]

What? Oh, sorry, my brain went into shock for a second, to prevent permanent damage. Please, go on.

[StrongBrush1]

Yeah, I should probably stop doing that. What with the drain bamage and all.

[Chyron8472]

I can't pick that up.

[ryannumber1gamer]

So there's one question. What happened to you!? - Doc bttf ep 3

[Chyron8472]

Well I'm glad it had a happy ending and he got the... umm... got the girl in the end.

[StrongBrush1]

You mean we watched the end of the movie first?

[ryannumber1gamer]

''How about we start the office movie night a little early Max?'' Sam -Sam & Max season 1 ep 1

[Chyron8472]

You make me think somebody already did.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''I'll bring the carmel coated sugar logs!'' Max, Sam & Max season 1

[Chyron8472]

Wow, a whole bucket o' mud. And it's mine, ALL MINE!!

[Klatuu]

Give it to me, NOW!

[StrongBrush1]

Nothin' doin.

[Klatuu]

Pretty please with marshmallows?

[Debbie82]

Pretty please? With a kumquat on top?

[Chyron8472]

Nyet. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKLbwt-z8lo&t=137)

[Klatuu]

Ugly please?

[ryannumber1gamer]

Hurry Sam we only got 14 minutes and 55 seconds of fame left!

[Chyron8472]

Sorry, I don't speak TUNG-GAH.

[Leplaya]

I like my office. Its quiet in my office. There are no mysterious gnomes or waitresses welding chainsaws.

[StrongBrush1]

I think I'll lock you in our filing cabinet. In three separate drawers!

[Leplaya]

Banang!

[Chyron8472]

I must have left it in my other pants.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''I crack Sam up''-Max Sam & Max s1 ep 2

[Chyron8472]

Stop! Stop! Stop!

[StrongBrush1]

A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sail and roam the sea...

[ryannumber1gamer]

A pirate I was meant to be, trim the sail and roam the sea...

''Orange''

[Chyron8472]

We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
[fixed. please use the whole quote, not just one word from it.]


"That's none of your damn business, computer."

[Klatuu]

WITH MY 16mhz OF RAW POWER I AM ABLE TO ANALYZE DATA AT SPEEDS RIVALING THE MOST ADVANCED POCKET CALCULATORS.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''As for Harvey here he'll be a fine soldier until we run into a you must be this tall to invade this planet sign''.

[Klatuu]

Stop saying things out of character.

[ryannumber1gamer]

Stop saying things out of character.

(Is that a quote from a TT game or are you just telling me to stop saying things out of character?)

''Hi i'm Hugh Bliss''

''Stop Saying That!''

[StrongBrush1]

"Keep it short. My partner's got a low tolerance for long stories."

[Chyron8472]

Use... claw thingy... yourself.

[Klatuu]

(Is that a quote from a TT game or are you just telling me to stop saying things out of character?)

(From Sam & Max 205:

Max: She misspelled "appetizers".
Sam: Stop saying things out of character.

Now, where were we, oh, yes...)

Use... claw thingy... yourself.

YOUR GOGGLES EXPLODE! GAME OVER!

[StrongBrush1]

I am become death!

[Chyron8472]

Your head a splode

[StrongBrush1]

Wah! You made my stummy hurt!

[Chyron8472]

Well, it had to be done in the name of science. Or, more accurately, because some kid e-mailed me and told me to.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''I must have fell asleep on the remote again last night''

[StrongBrush1]

It's a Boxing Betty Doll, The finest in Remote-control fisticuffs!

[Chyron8472]

Dear Strong Bad,

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

[ryannumber1gamer]

dear strong bad,

how do you type with boxing gloves on?

''Shut up...Shut up nine times!!!!!!!''

[StrongBrush1]

You shut your face!

[ryannumber1gamer]

''That's my wimpy little brother Strong Sad''

[Leplaya]

"Puzzles....So many puzzles."

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Never buy an adventure game for more than 20 pounds'' Guybrush- Monkey island 1

[Leplaya]

"Stop him sam! He's gonna tell us a story!"

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Them''

[Klatuu]

Once upon a time in a far off kingdom, there was a family of adorable bunny rabbits!

[Chyron8472]

You gotta feed and feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure!

[ryannumber1gamer]

''What do dreams taste like?''

[StrongBrush1]

Hey Sam! Webcam tastes like chicken!

[Klatuu]

You're a chicken!

[Chyron8472]

Why, did you want to borrow one?

[Klatuu]

Ahhh... I sense the guilt of stealing my chicken grows. Take it. It's yours.

[StrongBrush1]

iMadre de dios! iEs el Pollo Diablo!

[Klatuu]

Cluuuck

[ryannumber1gamer]

''That's the Mast''

[Jennifer]

Holy Modern Technology Gone Horribly Horribly Awry!

[Chyron8472]

I'm sad that I'm flying.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Sam where did you get that kind of money...and where do you keep it?''

[Klatuu]

Random but innocuous comment.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''So please stop trying to handle my style....''

[Chyron8472]

That's a very interesting story, future boy. But there's just one little thing that doesn't make sense. If the me of the future is now in the past, how could you possibly know about it?

[ryannumber1gamer]

That's a very interesting story, future boy. But there's just one little thing that doesn't make sense. If the me of the future is now in the past, how could you possibly know about it?

GREAT SCOTT! :eek:

[Chyron8472]

My name is Mancomb Seepgood.

[ryannumber1gamer]

My name is Mancomb Seepgood.

Mighty Pirate

[Chyron8472]

[that's not a complete quote]


Your hair looks like a greasy hedgehog--unassociated with any video game license--that went to the barber and said, "Just a little off the suck, please".

[ryannumber1gamer]

Do you have any cheats for Reality 2.0?

[Jennifer]

Nyet!

[ParadoxalMindElla1]

Do you have any... Navajo blankets?

[ryannumber1gamer]

Where did all these extra Tannens come from?!

[Chyron8472]

That's none of your damn business, computer.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Wow Edna's always been crazy''

[Klatuu]

It's about time! Her relative stability was making the rest of the neighborhood look bad.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Them''

''(gasps)'' from Sam & Max season 2

[Klatuu]

Why, the people watching, of course.

[Debbie82]

I, um... I, uh... The Voodoo Lady gave me the locket and told me to find you so I could track down La Esponja Grande for her so we can cure--

[ryannumber1gamer]

This ain't a store!

[StrongBrush1]

Do you have any... weapons of mass destruction?

[ryannumber1gamer]

Nope

[Chyron8472]

Why, did you want to borrow one?

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Hey Skunkape it must have hurt when Papierwaite broke up with you!'' S&M Season 3 Ep 3

[Noname215]

“Fuck you!"

[Jennifer]

Hey, Chuwero! Look lively!

[ryannumber1gamer]

''That's Robin''

[Jennifer]

Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

[ryannumber1gamer]

Banang!

[Chyron8472]

Stop it!

[ryannumber1gamer]

''I don't know''

[Jennifer]

¿Qué? Uh, showtime, people! ¡Atención!

[ryannumber1gamer]

Did someone say birthday?

[Chyron8472]

Mmm... no.

[ryannumber1gamer]

Cracking tea Lad

[Chyron8472]

He does not know I cut the cucumber lengthwise!

[ryannumber1gamer]

Hi i'm Hugh....

STOP SAYING THAT!!!

[Chyron8472]

Oh, hello, Dripping Yellow Madness.

[Remolay]

...

[Klatuu]

Be patient, Max. It takes a while to think up the right thing to say.

[Chyron8472]

Hey, it's hard to keep my breath minty-fresh when there's nothing to eat in here but rats.

[Klatuu]

Use...Breath mints...Yourself...

[ryannumber1gamer]

Now hold that pose while i get my camera

[StrongBrush1]

Sam, I forget, which color means I can't take my bath and body spray with me?

[ryannumber1gamer]

Look Max it's our old friend Superball!

[StrongBrush1]

I'm a bouncer, sir. Secret Service humor.

[ryannumber1gamer]

Are you ok Bluster Blaster?

[Chyron8472]

I could, if you would use some breath spray.

[ryannumber1gamer]

I'm pretty sure i don't want to beat the snot out of Homestar.

[Chyron8472]

That's so funny that you should say that Jamie, because I was just thinking how bored I am with your butt, and your face, and your snotty nose.

[ryannumber1gamer]

Ice breath!

[Chyron8472]

*high-pitched* Oh, that made my voice sound funny.

[StrongBrush1]

That's debatable...

[ryannumber1gamer]

''That was more then a little weird''

[Chyron8472]

Perfect. you're the spitting image of your future son.

[ryannumber1gamer]

(In a bad Homestar impression voice) ''Buh-bye I'm Homestar!''

[Chyron8472]

I'm not gonna lie to ya--that's a healthy piece of real estate.

[Jennifer]

It's super nice. I mean, not now. But I bet it was... is.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Form of an idiot!''

[StrongBrush1]

"Woah! I even had myself convinced! This is gonna be hilarious!"

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Hi Strong Bad''

[Jennifer]

Hello. I'm Cuddlybear. Wanna play cards?

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Well''

''Let's not do that again''

[StrongBrush1]

"B'naaaaaannnnnggg!"

[ryannumber1gamer]

(Can we say TF 2 quotes since Heavy is in Poker Night?)

''It was the the commissioner Max''

[ryannumber1gamer]

''I will make hat for you little bunny'' Heavy-Poker Night at the inventory (Wow do the TF 2 classes really like hats that much?)

[Jennifer]

Fool your friends, annoy your grandparents!

[Remolay]

Sever your leg

[Chyron8472]

Uhh... That was completely meaningless and made my brain throw up.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''I can't shoot my little buddy!''

[Chyron8472]

All right then, hold still... this might hurt a lottle!

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Can i have a cookie?''

[StrongBrush1]

How do I put this tactfully... hmmm... bite me.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''I do know the secret to Donkey island!''

[Chyron8472]

So she says to him, "I can't believe you cut the cucumber lengthwise!"

[Klatuu]

First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster.

[Chyron8472]

You look like you're in a shopping mood. Might you be interested in, say, The United States?

[Debbie82]

This is worse than when I ran for class president.

[Klatuu]

When there's only one candidate, there's only one choice.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''You have to get a new logic board and stop him!'' - Strong Sad, SBCG4AP

[Chyron8472]

Americans have no sense of humor.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''I would have to write a mental note to thank Flint at Max's funeral'' Sam, S&M Season 3 Ep 3.

[Chyron8472]

No questions for the dead guy come back to life?

[Noname215]

You little pissant! You’re fucking DEAD, you hear me? DEAD! My wife and child, you got them both fucking KILLED!

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Well...''

''Let's not do that again'' Sam & Max, S&M Season 1 Ep 4

[Chyron8472]

I'm gonna buy me a sceptre; and I can't promise I won't wave it around in front of you, forever reminding you of this moment.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''I'm Guybrush Threepwood Mighty Pirate''

[Jennifer]

...and I'm Dick Grayson, your ward.

[ryannumber1gamer]

....That's Robin!

I KNOW THAT!

[Chyron8472]

Holy monkey bladders!

[Klatuu]

Unholy this!

[ryannumber1gamer]

''I heard it in a video game''

[Jennifer]

What was the game called?

[ryannumber1gamer]

Are you OK Bluster Blaster?

[Chyron8472]

Yikes!

I think I'm getting dizzy!

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Since your crazy, can i drive Sam?'' - Max

[Chyron8472]

Mmmm... no.

[Chyron8472]

....

...This prolonged silence reminds me of the time I bought that spotting scope and watched our semi-attractive single neighbor sleep for an entire night.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''I can always remember the set ups but never the punchlines!''

[StrongBrush1]

It's my line!

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Help me help you Jimmy''

[Chyron8472]

Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!

[ryannumber1gamer]

''I don't know but it always sounds cool in the movies''

[Chyron8472]

I'm not in the mood for sales hype.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Well''

''Let's not do that again''

[Chyron8472]

Uh... I've got access to your online calendar in here and I don't see any scheduled make-out sessions. Just pedicures and bubble baths.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''That was more than a little weird''

[Noname215]

You hear me, shitbird!

[ryannumber1gamer]

(In Bad Homestar Voice) ''The race is starting right now!''

[Klatuu]

I give up. I'm tired of chasing them everywhere.

[Chyron8472]

Ghost photography ain't no joke, Strong Bad! You too can take pictures that look like you sneezed on 'em.

[ryannumber1gamer]

(Starts singing) ''Please stop trying to handle my style because you can't handle my style...'' - Strong Bad, SBCG4AP ep 1

[Chyron8472]

Shut up! Shut up nine times.

[ryannumber1gamer]

''No no it's pronounced cheer him on''

[Chyron8472]

Whene’er the branch shaped like a snake
Is pointing up, for goodness’ sake-
Run away! Go and hide!
The Boogeyman will be inside!

Whene'er the branch is pointing down,
The Boogeyman has gone to town!

[StrongBrush1]

We have to defeat Evil Santa AGAIN?

[ryannumber1gamer]

Banang!!!

[Leegacy]

"you ruined that guys face"

[Jennifer]

That's the second biggest mustache I've ever seen.

[Shadowknight1]

Is the mustache necessary?

[ryannumber1gamer]

Great Scott!

[Chyron8472]

I'll kill ya! I'll kill all your dogs!

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Jeez Edna was always a loon!''

[Klatuu]

You mean the latest masterpiece of fantasy storytelling from Lucasfilm's™ Brian Moriarty™? Why it's an extraordinary adventure with an interface of magic... stunning, high-resolution, 3D landscapes... sophisticated score and musical effects. Not to mention the detailed animation and special effects, elegant point 'n' click control of characters, objects, and magic spells.

[Chyron8472]

I'm not in the mood for sales hype.

[StrongBrush1]

Stan S. Stanman: Naked Attorney-at-Law! You've got nothing to hide, and neither does he!

[ryannumber1gamer]

''My spit alone won me 8,000 pieces of eight on Booty Island'' - Guybrush Tales of Monkey Island Ep 4.

[Klatuu]

We simply refuse to buy it for less than one hundred trillion dollars! It's only fair!

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Do you have any....''

[Hudomonkey]

'You crack me up little buddy'

[ryannumber1gamer]

''I crack Sam up'' - Max (S&M Season 1 Ep 2)

[StrongBrush1]

Don't I crack you up NOW, Sam?

[ryannumber1gamer]

''Sorry little buddy, his material is fresher'' Sam (S&M Season 2,Ep 4)

[VeronicanPlay]

I know what these eye carvings could use, cheese!

[Klatuu]

Be sure it's swiss cheese, right? And be quick about it!

[Hudomonkey]

'We can always use more cheese'

[OzzieMonkey]

If you really love someone, give them the gift of cheese.

[StrongBrush1]

I have to ask... where?

[Klatuu]

At the corner of Bellam and Andersen near that one taqueria which I think uses way too much cilantro, though Max disagrees!

[StrongBrush1]

Oh, and some Bangers and Mash. HOLD THE MASH.

[ryannumber1gamer]

Great Scott!

[Chyron8472]

That's an old piece of magical white snake I had left over from last year.