View Full Version : Episode 3 ending credits song driving me up the wall and through the roof
FoboldFKY
02/19/2007, 06:15 am
The ending song from Episode 3 has to be the most hilarious thing in the entire season thus far--it's inspired. Reminds me of the Mr. Hilter (http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode12.htm#4) sketch.
Anyway, I've already gone and dumped the OGG from the AUD file, but now not being able to work out what the lyrics are is sending me bonkers. I've managed to get most of it, but any additions would be appreciated :P
Edit: put in spoiler tags just in case.
(( I've got NO idea... ))
Oh baby,
Welcome, welcome, generous friends,
days and weeks and tokens to spend;
we're just regular business men,
just you and me an' Ted E. Bear.
Ted E. Bear's is oodles of fun,
slots and sandwiches and poker and guns;
And look: no mobsters--nary a one,
with you and me an' Ted E. Bear.
Not mafia, no!
(( No mafia, mugs. ))
We're mafia-free!
(( No mafia here. ))
(( What mafia, please! ))
????? from the family tree.
J. Edgar Hoover always insists,
organised crime just *doesn't* exist;
Q.E.D. they're not in our midst,
????? an' Ted E. Bear.
No goons, no grumpers, no ????s, no ????s,
no gyps, no clippers, no chippies, no lugs;
no button-men packing gaps loaded with slugs,
it's you and me an' Ted E. Bear!
No mafia here.
(( What mafia, please! ))
We're mafia-free!
(( No mafia here. ))
(( No mafia, mugs. ))
... just doin' business legitimately!
Max: Play it again, Sam!
Sam: I don't think I can, little buddy; I think my eardrums have started to haemorrhage from listening to that catchy little tune over and over again in a vain attempt to discern the lyrics. I'm afraid that if I played it again, my head would explode.
Max: ... Play it again, Sam!
Harald B
02/19/2007, 06:23 am
No shady leaves upon the family tree.
say Edgar me an' Ted E Bear.
, no drifters, no thugs,
matan
02/19/2007, 06:26 am
Actually the lyrics appear in the game... (when you click the bear heads in the casino)
matan
02/19/2007, 06:27 am
oh, and the beginning of the song is - N O M A F I A, oh baby
AdamG
02/19/2007, 12:05 pm
There's a song? When I beat the game there wasn't a credits song, I was really dissapointed. :/ Must be some kind of bug. I was playing over Gametap.
numble
02/19/2007, 12:16 pm
The song is in the Gametap version, both in the credits and in-game. Don't rush through the game! =P
Maratanos
02/19/2007, 02:11 pm
N-O-M-A-F-I-A
Oh baby,
Welcome, welcome, generous friends,
days and weeks and tokens to spend;
we're just regular business men,
just you and me an' Ted E. Bear.
Ted E. Bear's is oodles of fun,
slots and sandwiches and poker and guns;
And look: no mobsters--nary a one,
with you and me an' Ted E. Bear.
Not mafia, no!
(( No mafia, mugs. ))
We're mafia-free!
(( No mafia here. ))
(( What mafia, please! ))
No shady leaves on the family tree.
J. Edgar Hoover always insists,
organised crime just *doesn't* exist;
Q.E.D. they're not in our midst,
Say Edgar, me, an' Ted E. Bear.
No goons, no grumpers, no ????s, no ????s,
no gyps, no clippers, no chippies, no lugs;
no button-men packing gaps loaded with slugs,
it's you and me an' Ted E. Bear!
No mafia here.
(( What mafia, please! ))
We're mafia-free!
(( No mafia here. ))
(( No mafia, mugs. ))
... just doin' business legitimately!
Filled in a few of the gaps for youi
FoboldFKY
02/19/2007, 06:22 pm
Argh! The very first thing I do when I start up the S&M games is to turn off the subtitles. It never occured to me to turn them on and go pay a visit to the creepy bear heads again.
That'll teach me to play through the game at 11 PM :P
Thanks all.
ReverendTed
02/19/2007, 10:42 pm
BTW: Harald B already pointed out that the missing lyrics when listing mafia-types were "no drifters, no thugs", and it's "packin' gats loaded with slugs".
Darktails
02/19/2007, 11:37 pm
I want this song as a MP3-File! I want to listen to it over and over again. ^^
Johnny Walker
02/26/2007, 10:17 am
Agreed, it was a brilliantly funny song! Weird that they made so little of it in the game itself!
Captain Bingo
03/09/2007, 04:12 pm
here's the link (thanks to Hero1)
http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=F0F13CE4513640F6
Erwin
03/11/2007, 08:53 am
Agreed, it was a brilliantly funny song! Weird that they made so little of it in the game itself!
You're right. They should've used it the first time Sam and Max entered the building. Imagine three of these bear-goons jumping around and singing that song! :D
--Erwin
ikari
05/19/2007, 09:02 pm
http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.ph...F13CE4513640F6
This link is dead =·(
Anyone has a new one? or an aud to something converter please?. I've found one in the forum but the link is dead too -_-
tabacco
05/19/2007, 09:04 pm
Hey guys, let's not coordinate ripping our game assets in our forum, okay?
ikari
05/20/2007, 06:12 am
Hey guys, let's not coordinate ripping our game assets in our forum, okay?
Awwww please :(
All I want is this song. That's all. Well, too bad :(
I really really wanted it.
All I want is this song. That's all. Well, too bad :(
I really really wanted it.
You're going to have to wait for them to upload the most requested tracks on the soundtrack page like the rest of us honest people.
Heheheh... "honest"....:D
Mafioso
05/20/2007, 08:15 am
You're right. They should've used it the first time Sam and Max entered the building. Imagine three of these bear-goons jumping around and singing that song! :D
--Erwin
I can honestly say that would have been the most amazing thing ever. :o
ikari
05/20/2007, 09:17 am
You're going to have to wait for them to upload the most requested tracks on the soundtrack page like the rest of us honest people.
Heheheh... "honest"....:D
I guess there's no other way, let's hope they upload it :D
mumbojumbo21
01/04/2008, 07:37 pm
Sorry for the necromancy, but this song is hilarious and fun to sing!
The credits on the soundtrack doesn't list who were the vocals but does anyone here know who sang?
Yeah, all vocals in the Season One songs were Jared. Can't believe I left "vocals" off his list of credits on the back of the CD. Whoops!
Maximillian I
01/11/2008, 09:53 pm
Hey guys, let's not coordinate ripping our game assets in our forum, okay?
Yes, it's not nice to steal the music! If you really want it, goto Telltale's store and buy it, only $19.99! Plus you get a beautifully decorated case, two wonderful smelling (and wonderful tasting!) CDs, and the satisfaction of owning it and all the rest of the music! *Closes eyes and gives a matter of fact grin* Besides, the punishment for illegally pirating the games and/or music is front row tickets to a live performance of Sam singing "Oops I Did It Again!" on Banjo!
Guybrush Threepwood
01/12/2008, 02:34 am
Yes, it's not nice to steal the music! If you really want it, goto Telltale's store and buy it, only $19.99! Plus you get a beautifully decorated case, two wonderful smelling (and wonderful tasting!) CDs, and the satisfaction of owning it and all the rest of the music! *Closes eyes and gives a matter of fact grin* Besides, the punishment for illegally pirating the games and/or music is front row tickets to a live performance of Sam singing "Oops I Did It Again!" on Banjo!
It is?! *illegally pirates the games and music* ;)
Anvilania
01/12/2008, 04:19 pm
You know that song can get annoying!
mumbojumbo21
01/13/2008, 10:53 pm
N-O-M-A-F-I-A
Oh baby,
Welcome, welcome, generous friends,
days and weeks and tokens to spend;
we're just regular business men,
just you and me an' Ted E. Bear.
Ted E. Bear's is oodles of fun,
slots and sandwiches and poker and guns;
And look: no mobsters--nary a one,
with you and me an' Ted E. Bear.
Not mafia, no!
(( No mafia, mugs. ))
We're mafia-free!
(( No mafia here. ))
(( What mafia, please! ))
No shady leaves on the family tree.
J. Edgar Hoover always insists,
organized crime just *doesn't* exist;
Q.E.D. they're not in our midst,
Say Edgar, me, an' Ted E. Bear.
No goons, no droppers, no grifters, no thugs,
no gyps, no clippers, no chippies, no lugs;
no button-men packing gats loaded with slugs,
it's you and me an' Ted E. Bear!
No mafia here.
(( What mafia, please! ))
We're mafia-free!
(( No mafia here. ))
(( No mafia, mugs. ))
... just doin' business legitimately!
Fixed it up a bit more now that I've played this episode.:)
Anvilania
01/23/2008, 02:24 pm
N-O-M-A-F-I-A
Oh baby...
Stop your torchering me
Welcome to Ted E Bear's Mafia-Free Playland and Casino.
Home of the loo (ESC)
(click)
N-O-M-A-F-I-A
Oh Baby...
Welcome, Welcome generous friends...
Anvilania
01/25/2008, 11:59 am
Welcome to Ted E Bear's Mafia-Free Playland and Casino.
Home of the loo (ESC)
(click)
N-O-M-A-F-I-A
Oh Baby...
Welcome, Welcome generous friends...
Are you trying to tourcher me?
Badwolf
01/25/2008, 12:05 pm
Days and weeks and tokens to spend.
We're just regular business men.
Just you and me and Ted E. Bear.
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