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Polychrome
01/05/2011, 09:52 pm
Seeing his reaction to the Giraffe line...
I swear he may be traumatized for life. D:
Omegabegin
01/05/2011, 10:37 pm
Nah, he's got the memory of a dried trout. He'll be okay in a few seconds!
crashblast23
01/06/2011, 12:33 am
If he knows what's best for himself, he'd stay away from Tycho at all times.
RAnthonyMahan
01/06/2011, 04:36 am
If he knows what's best for himself, he'd stay away from Tycho at all times.
Why do you think Max is sitting as far away from Tycho as possible, and is most likely to get eliminated first? :p
Gman5852
01/06/2011, 12:12 pm
Whoa max gets stabbed in a chest by a NUKE in SPACE and he would be tramatized by a giraffe line?
koiboi59
01/06/2011, 04:25 pm
Meh he actually seems friendly with tycho. the giraffe line scares him but he will be fine in a minute, remember he has short term memory and without sam bring him up to speed he wont remember a thing.
OttersPod
01/06/2011, 04:28 pm
Well, Tycho's favorite hobby is eroding the human soul. I guess that extends to lagomorphs as well.
Polychrome
01/07/2011, 01:42 pm
Whoa max gets stabbed in a chest by a NUKE in SPACE and he would be tramatized by a giraffe line?
Well, the line in question is pretty dang creepy.
Gman5852
01/08/2011, 05:43 pm
Well, the line in question is pretty dang creepy.
Well come on Im more creepy than tycho in real life(no seriously) and no one I know has been scarred by me.
And still a bloody NUKE IN SPACE!
That is pretty life scarring.
GeorgeC
01/09/2011, 01:33 am
I haven't heard this line yet, how does it go?
Gman5852
01/09/2011, 05:26 am
I haven't heard this line yet, how does it go?
Max:This music reminds me of the time when a group of hippos joined a jazz band.
Tycho:Hippos nothing like their cousins the giraffes.
Max:Excuse me?
Tycho:Those long slender necks.
Max:Excuse me?
Tycho:You just want to wrap your arms around them, and maybe your legs just to ride in the f***ing wind.
Max gives tycho a disturbed look
Tycho:Im sorry you were saying.
Kassie236
01/09/2011, 05:53 am
Max:You know, the music in this joint reminds me of the time a bunch of hippos escaped the zoo, fell into league with a criminal blues band, and started transporting illicit goods across the East River.
Tycho: Ugh, hippos. Corpulent brigands; nothing like their elegant, ungulate sister the giraffes.
Max:Huh?
Tycho:You know what I'm talking about. Those slender necks.
Max:HUH?
Tycho:So long and muscular... you just want to wrap your arms around them... and then maybe your legs... just to see what it feels like.
Max gives tycho a disturbed look
Tycho:You just wanna get out there and sway in the f***ing wind. (Pause)No? Is that not... okay.
Edited.
nightshadezero
01/09/2011, 09:15 pm
Better seen than read. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQWufzrTMM)
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